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Season 3 (1991 - 1992)
| 301 - CAVE DWELLERS 302 - GAMERA 303 - POD PEOPLE 304 - GAMERA VS. BARUGON 305 - STRANDED IN SPACE 306 - TIME OF THE APES 307 - DADDY-O 308 - GAMERA VS. GAOS 309 - THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN 310 - FUGITIVE ALIEN 311 - IT CONQUERED THE WORLD 312 - GAMERA VS. GUIRON 313 - EARTH VS. THE SPIDER 314 - MIGHTY JACK 315 - TEENAGE CAVEMAN 316 - GAMERA VS. ZIGRA 317 - VIKING WOMEN AND THE SEA SERPENT 318 - STAR FORCE: FUGITIVE ALIEN II 319 - WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST 320 - THE UNEARTHLY 321 - SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS 322 - MASTER NINJA I 323 - THE CASTLE OF FU MANCHU 324 - MASTER NINJA II |
301 - CAVE DWELLERS First shown: 6/1/91 Opening: J&TB consider new names Invention exchange: Smoking jacket, robotic arm wrestling Host segment 1: Reenacting the half-screen slo-mo credits Host segment 2: Giving extraordinary names to ordinary things Host segment 3: Foley demontration by Joel End: J&TB rail against the movie, the Mads are delighted Stinger: "Thong! The fish is ready!" |
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- GAMERA First shown: 6/8/91 Opening: Tom leads warmup exercises Invention exchange: Endless salad bar, bird cage vacuum Host segment 1: Song: "Tibby" Host segment 2: Crow and Tom hate Kenny but Joel suggests a positive outlook Host segment 3: The bots are playing beauty salon when Gamera visits on the Hexfield End: Another look at the cast of the film, letter Stinger: Eskimo says: "Bye..." |
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- POD PEOPLE First shown: 6/15/91 Opening: A reading from Crow's one man show Invention exchange: Monster chord, public domain karoke machine Host segment 1: J&TB record "Idiot Control Now" and it stinks! Host segment 2: New Age music from Some Guys in Space Host segment 3: "You are magic, aren't you, Trumpy?!" End: Song: "Will There Still Be a Clown in the Sky?" Stinger: "It stinks!" |
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- GAMERA VS. BARUGON First shown: 6/22/91 Opening: The bots argue the relative merits of computer interfaces Invention exchange: Soda can animation, disco cumber-bubble-bund Host segment 1: 5000-piece fightin' men & monster set Host segment 2: Crow and Tom are midwestern monster women having dinner Host segment 3: Joel reminisces about movies & big name celebrities End: Stories from behind the scenes of monster movies, letter Stinger: Opal guy goes nutzoid |
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- STRANDED IN SPACE First shown: 6/29/91 Opening: Joel enjoys a shooting gallery Invention exchange: Variations of the "BANG" gun Host segment 1: Crow and Tom fight over their trading cards Host segment 2: While baking cookies, J&TB discuss "Ward E" Host segment 3: Joel is a TV movie villian, the bots are his henchmen End: Trying to sell the movie, letter, the Mads are TV movie villians Stinger: Stryker gets struck! |
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- TIME OF THE APES First shown: 7/13/91 Opening: It's baseball season on the SOL! Invention exchange: Cellulite phone, miracle baby growth formula Host segment 1: Why doesn't Johnny care? Host segment 2: "Inherit the Wind" revisited Host segment 3: Ape fashion minute End: The Sandy Frank song, letter, Baby pushes the button Stinger: "Johnny, you be careful." "I don't care!" |
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- DADDY-O |
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- GAMERA VS. GAOS First shown: 7/27/91 Opening: Raspy voices Invention exchange: Self image printers, fax tissue dispenser Host segment 1: Joel offers an arts and crafts project, Crow and Tom are no help Host segment 2: The "Gameradamerung" never gets off the ground Host segment 3: Ed Sullivan presents "Gaos the Great" End: Other ways to snuff Gaos Stinger: Comic relief guys get scared |
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- THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN First shown: 8/3/91 Opening: Crow and Tom are in their fort Invention exchange: A plant that reviews music, non-permanent tattoos Host segment 1: Nice things to say to Glen's fiancee Host segment 2: Joel agonizes about being a 50-foot man Host segment 3: The bots wonder what they'd ask Glen, then he visits End: What Glen could've done, letters, giving Frank the giant hypo Stinger: Glen laughing 'til it hurts |
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- FUGITIVE ALIEN First shown: 8/17/91 Opening: Old Joel Robinson had a farm? Invention exchange: Eye, ear, nose & throat dropper, musical chair and Jack Perkins! Host segment 1: J&TB stage a hat party Host segment 2: Joel forces Crow and Tom to reenact a scene from the movie Host segment 3: Crow and Tom are confused, so Joel helps out with a screenplay model End: Joel's buttons, letter, torturing Jack Perkins Stinger: "AHAHAHAHA....you're STUCK HERE!" |
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- IT CONQUERED THE WORLD with short: "SNOW THRILLS" First shown: 8/24/91 Opening: Ventriloquism Invention exchange: Hanged man costumes, the "Sony Seaman" Host segment 1: Tom narrates "The Winter Cavalcade of Fun" Host segment 2: Sarcastic banter over dinner Host segment 3: J&TB sing of celebrity siblings with the same last names End: J&TB rewatch Peter Graves' speech, letters, the Mads are watching it too Stinger: "He learned too late that a man is a feeling creature..." |
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- GAMERA VS. GUIRON First shown: 9/7/91 Opening: School lunch time Invention exchange: Racy rorschachs, collapsible trashcan Host segment 1: J&TB sing The Gamera song (English) Host segment 2: Sawing a robot in half Host segment 3: Child star Richard Burton End: Gamera song again (fake Japanese) & Michael Feinstein in Deep 13 Stinger: "What a monster!" |
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- EARTH VS. THE SPIDER with short: "USING YOUR VOICE" First shown: 9/14/91 Opening: "Inside The Robot Mind" Invention exchange: Cheese phone, CD blow drier Host segment 1: J&TB read through Crow's screenplay, "Earth vs. Soup" Host segment 2: Rehearsal of Spidorr the rock group brings a visit from the custodian of 7th galaxy on the Hexfield Host segment 3: J&TB discuss dangerous toys End: Crow and Tom report on Bert I. Gordon, Frank's sick Stinger: Lip and tongue action, of a sort |
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- MIGHTY JACK First shown: 9/21/91 Opening: Disaster on the SOL! Invention exchange: Formal flippers, ear-shaped earmuffs Host segment 1: Mighty Jack pet food commercial Host segment 2: The bots put Joel in the blinding light compartment Host segment 3: Underwater movie ideas End: Song: "Slow the Plot Down!," Frank's a pirate Stinger: He died as he lived...loving his work |
| 315
- TEENAGE CAVEMAN with shorts: "AQUATIC WIZARDS" and "CATCHING TROUBLE" First shown: 11/9/91 Opening: Very boring day on the SOL Invention exchange: Rainy day epicacs, the Mads are fighting Host segment 1: "Catching Ross" Host segment 2: Mads still fighting Host segment 3: Examining the pendulum of human development End: Mimicking the film's end, letter, Mads patching things up Stinger: Teenage Caveman conks his head |
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- GAMERA VS. ZIGRA First shown: 10/19/91 Opening: Root beer party for the last Gamera film Invention exchange: Three Stooges guns, Crow-ka-bob Host segment 1: Scale model of Gamera Host segment 2: Shoe box dioramas Host segment 3: Football talk, then Kenny and Helen visit on the Hexfield End: Different ways to sing the Gamera song Stinger: An excerpt from "Fish Argument Theater" |
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- VIKING WOMEN VS. THE SEA SERPENT with short: "THE HOME ECONOMICS STORY" First shown: 10/26/91 Opening: Consider the lowly waffle Invention exchange: Meat re-animator, an iron that turns waffles into pancakes Host segment 1: Joel has reprogrammed the bots to love waffles and asks them to suggest new uses for waffles Host segment 2: Joel says: "Waffles!" Host segment 3: Willy the Waffle defends waffles End: The Waffle song, "re-animating" Frank Stinger: "But you don't understand! I'm a PRINCE!" |
| 318
- STAR FORCE-FUGITIVE ALIEN II First shown: 11/16/91 Opening: The nature of puppets and their symbiotic relationship to man Invention exchange: Big noses, the big head Host segment 1: Tom Servo's dead! Host segment 2: Captain Joe action figure commercial Host segment 3: Song: "The Fugitive Alien medley" End: Designing the ultimate evil person, letters, Frank embarrassing Dr. F. Stinger: Ken says: "Captain, I've got it fixed. It's all working again." |
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- WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST with short: "MR. B. NATURAL" First shown: 11/30/91 Opening: Mexfood combos Invention exchange: Breakfast bazooka, between-meal mortar Host segment 1: Mr. B. Natural: man or woman? Host segment 2: J&TB are singing the Big Head song when Glen revisits Host segment 3: KTLA presents...your future! End: Drowsy from movie, letters with Glen and Frank shot at again Stinger: Mr. B, what would YOU know about dignity? |
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- THE UNEARTHLY with shorts: "POSTURE PALS" and "APPRECIATING OUR PARENTS" First shown: 12/14/91 Opening: Making a funny home video Invention exchange: Hard pills to swallow, celebrity products Host segment 1: "Appreciating Gypsy" Host segment 2: The many faces of Tor Johnson Host segment 3: Combination of games based on the movie End: Dead End Kids lingo, letter, and Dr. F does his Dead End Kid Stinger: "Time for go to bed!" |
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- SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS First shown: 12/21/91 Opening: Crow and Tom are looking at Christmas catalogs Invention exchange: Wish squisher, misfit toys Host segment 1: Song: "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" Host segment 2: J&TB look over tapes of cheesy Christmas specials Host segment 3: J&TB read their Christmas essays End: "Angels We Have Heard Are High," stocking time, letter, Mads exchange gifts Stinger: Bad martian's derisive laughter |
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- MASTER NINJA I First shown: 1/11/92 Opening: The bots build a model car Invention exchange: Boil-in-a-bag IVs, pop-up books for adults Host segment 1: Crow presents "The Van Patten Project" Host segment 2: Master Ninja's many theme songs Host segment 3: Other kinds of num-chuks End: Song: "Master Ninja Theme Song!", letter, Frank turns the tables on Dr. F. Stinger: "To them it's some kind of ritual." |
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- THE CASTLE OF FU-MANCHU First shown: 1/18/92 Opening: The SOL's Teen Club Invention exchange: The bots offer an extremely useful telephone transducer chip, while all Joel has is the big head (again), the Joe Besser "Stinky" Bomb Host segment 1: Crow decries "The Miss Saigon Syndrome," J&TB become distraught, the Mads are pleased Host segment 2: The Shriner Flying Carpet sketch collapses into weeping; delighted, the Mads order out Host segment 3: The bots are inconsolable, Joel tries to cheer them up with the story of Fu-Manchu, but the pain becomes too much. The Mads celebrate End: J&TB are utterly beaten, the Mads toast their victory and are so cocky they try to riff the film themselves! Gotcha! Stinger: Monkey pile on the castle guard! |
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- MASTER NINJA II |
