This site hosted by Free.ProHosting.com
Google


Season 6 (1994 - 1995)

601 - GIRLS TOWN
602 - INVASION U.S.A.
603 - THE DEAD TALK BACK
604 - ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE
605 - COLOSSUS AND THE HEADHUNTERS
606 - THE CREEPING TERROR
607 - BLOODLUST!
608 - CODE NAME: DIAMOND HEAD
609 - THE SKYDIVERS
610 - THE VIOLENT YEARS
611 - LAST OF THE WILD HORSES
612 - THE STARFIGHTERS
613 - THE SINISTER URGE
614 - SAN FRANCISCO INTERNATIONAL
615 - KITTEN WITH A WHIP
616 - RACKET GIRLS
617 - THE SWORD AND THE DRAGON
618 - HIGH SCHOOL BIG SHOT
619 - RED ZONE CUBA
620 - DANGER!! DEATH RAY
621 - THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS
622 - ANGELS REVENGE
623 - THE AMAZING TRANSPARENT MAN
624 - SAMSON VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN



601 - GIRLS TOWN
First shown: 7/16/94
Opening: Preparing for Dr. F.'s big announcement
Intro: Dr. F. unveils the Umbilicus
Host segment 1: Tom "scats" until Mike and Crow have had enough
Host segment 2: Mike explains the "honor system"
Host segment 3: Designing the woman of the future
End: M&TB make good use of the Umbilicus
Stinger: "You tell that boy to go home right now, or I'll call the police!"


Special Note: This episode features the first appearance of the Umbilicus.
602 - INVASION U.S.A.
with short: "A DATE WITH YOUR FAMILY"
First shown: 7/23/94
Opening: Mike tries to build a robot
Intro: Dr. F. or a wire mother?
Host segment 1: A date with M&TB
Host segment 2: Tom tricks Crow into a Lois Lane discussion
Host segment 3: A visit from "A. Bomb" on the Hexfield
End: Tom thinks it's all a dream, letter, Frank is on patrol!
Stinger: Couple stare as a paper boy cries out: "Extra! Paper! America invaded! Read all about it!"
603 - THE DEAD TALK BACK
with short: "THE SELLING WIZARD"
First shown: 7/30/94
Opening: Gypsy's fire drill.
Intro: Dr. F. tries pin-point cigarette marketing
Host segment 1: Radio talk show: "The Dead Talk Back"
Host segment 2: M&TB are "The Dead"
Host segment 3: Dr. F.'s interrogation session, Frank confesses, and Crow continues his guitar solo
End: Crow is still playing, Tom is acting up, Gypsy starts another fire drill, Mike reads a letter, Dr. F. practices his archery skills
Stinger: Woman screams after seeing dead body
604 - ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE
First shown: 11/24/94
Opening: Crow and Tom are Secret Service agents protecting Mike
Intro: The Mads are into voodoo, so they send a voodoo kit to the SOL
Host segment 1: Crow is reading when Tom runs him down!
Host segment 2: Mike, Crow and Tom enjoy a hot tub
Host segment 3: Crow abandoned his "Batman" screenplay, but neglected to tell Tom and Mike
End: Letters for Adam West, Frank turns Dr. F. into a zombie!
Stinger: Voodoo priestess finishes incantation and zombie screams
605 - COLOSSUS AND THE HEADHUNTERS
First shown: 8/20/94
Opening: Tom does Crow's taxes
Intro: Dr. F. invents Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter, the world's most adorable pet, and sends it to M&TB, much to Frank's dismay
Host segment 1: Song: "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter"
Host segment 2: Nummy's fur is everywhere
Host segment 3: Nummy is sick, Frank is sick, so Mike sends Nummy back to Deep 13
End: "What does it feel like to get you head chopped off?", letters, the Mads have been caught by their own creation
Stinger: Guy gets shot by arrow
606 - THE CREEPING TERROR
First shown: 9/17/94
Opening: Tom is a security guard
Intro: Laundry day in Deep 13, Dr. F. makes the bots pretentious poseurs
Host segment 1: Crow makes a flag for the SOL
Host segment 2: M&TB stick it to "Love American Style"
Host segment 3: Mike sets up his stereo system
End: Crow and Tom want Gypsy to swallow them, letters, Dr. F. "presses" Frank about the laundry
Stinger: "My God! What is it?"
 

607 - BLOODLUST
with short: "UNCLE JIM'S DAIRY FARM"
First shown: 9/3/94
Opening: Tom is Crow's therapist
Intro: Dr. F. redecorates Deep 13 for his mother's visit, but she's more pleased to see Frank
Host segment 1: Crow's veg'able stand gets run over by Servo's car!
Host segment 2: Square dancing
Host segment 3: Crow ruins Mystery Murder Dinner Theater
End: The bots think Mike is hunting them, letters, Dr. F.'s mom and Frank go out on the town
Stinger: Guy gets an arrow in the stomach


Special Note: This episode features the first appearance of Pearl Forrester.

608 - CODE NAME: DIAMOND HEAD
with short: "A DAY AT THE FAIR"
First shown: 10/1/94
Opening: M&TB are living in their own filth
Intro: The Mads obsess over cleanliness, cleaning up the SOL
Host segment 1: The bots thinks Mike is too nice, then they see what it would be like if Mike wasn't nice
Host segment 2: Then they are shown what it would be like to live with a Crash Test Dummy
Host segment 3: And finally, they are shown what it would like to live with the Frugal Gourmet
End: Luau on the SOL, Tom hulas a letter, the Mads are still obsessing
Stinger: "Aaaahhh! Johnny! Down there!"
 
609 - THE SKYDIVERS
with short: "WHY STUDY THE INDUSTRIAL ARTS?"
First shown: 8/27/94
Opening: Tom's planetarium show is disrupted
Intro: Swing choir competition
Host segment 1: Shop class isn't going well
Host segment 2: Crow puts himself in a "double jock lock"
Host segment 3: Tom bombs Crow
End: Crow and Tom struggle in their parachutes, letter, Frank dodges ball
Stinger: "I don't know. I feel real free up there in the high blue sky."
 
610 - THE VIOLENT YEARS
with short: "YOUNG MAN'S FANCY"
First shown: 10/8/94
Opening: Servo's new head!
Intro: The Mads unveil their theme music, "Living in Deep 13", and demand themes from M&TB. Tom is ready!
Host segment 1: A radio station called Frank?
Host segment 2: Tom reenacts a tearful scene from "A Star is Born"
Host segment 3: A rehearsal for Crow's one man show about Keanu Reeves starring Mike!
End: Mike and Crow reenact the gas station hold-up scene from the movie, letter, turn your crank to Frank!
Stinger: "So what?"
 
611 - LAST OF THE WILD HORSES
First shown: 10/15/94
Opening: Mike programs Crow and Tom with regional speech patterns
Intro: Dr. F. sends a matter transference device to the SOL during an ion storm. It's "Mirror-Mirror" time!
Host segment 1: The Mirror-Mads sing "Joey the Lemur." In our universe, Crow and Mike struggle with Mirror-Servo
Host segment 2: Mike and Crow plot strategy, while Mirror-Gypsy and Mirror-Servo do likewise
Host segment 3: Mike and Crow consult The Alternate Universe Manual. In the mirror universe, Mirror-Crow attacks Mirror-Mike while Tom and Gypsy plot strategy
End: M&TB figure out what happened, the Mirror-Mads stop by while a letter is read, the Mads are enjoying their new agony booth
Stinger: Wheelchair Dad laughs
 

Special Note: In this episode, the Mads riff part of the movie.
612 - THE STARFIGHTERS
First shown: 10/29/94
Opening: Crow tries to log onto the information super-highway
Intro: Cranial ports; Cowboy Mike's bold barbecue sauce
Host segment 1: While he and Tom reenact the refueling scene, Crow misses a call
Host segment 2: The bots "debrief" Mike
Host segment 3: The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus performs
End: Crow finally logs onto the information super-highway, letter, the Mads are sharing their thoughts
Stinger: Lady elbows hubby
 
613 - THE SINISTER URGE
with short: "KEEPING CLEAN AND NEAT"
First shown: 11/5/94
Opening: Gypsy gets a shower
Intro: Dr. F. begins to worry about the missing Frank
Host segment 1: Frank gives the SOL a taste of what he's planning
Host segment 2: Checking Frank's background for clues
Host segment 3: All looks bleak until Mike remembers Frank's weakness
End: Dr. F. stops Frank's plan, letter, Deep Fried Frank!
Stinger: "Dirk? No that can't be Dirk...uh, uh...no...that's not Dirk...no."
 
614 - SAN FRANCISCO INTERNATIONAL
First shown: 11/19/94
Opening: A political debate on politics
Intro: The Mads are construction workers, M&TB do the old board routine
Host segment 1: It's Urkel! Hahahahaha!
Host segment 2: It's still Urkel! Hahahahaha!
Host segment 3: More Urkel hilarity until Torgo has his say
End: Comments on the movie, letters, Dr. F.'s ears
Stinger: "My job, my way."
 
615 - KITTEN WITH A WHIP
First shown: 11/23/94
Opening: Preparing Crow for a secret mission
Intro: Crow's mission to Deep 13 ends in failure
Host segment 1: Mike gives Crow and Tom bionic noises
Host segment 2: A kitten with a whip visits on the Hexfield
Host segment 3: Mike hazes himself
End: Mexican festival with a Dr. F. piñata, letter, Dr. F. has a Frank piñata
Stinger: "I'll be a celebrity! And so will you!"
 
616 - RACKET GIRLS
with short: "ARE YOU READY FOR MARRIAGE"
First shown:
11/26/94
Opening: Lisa Loeb visits on the Hexfield...briefly
Intro: Security problems in Deep 13
Host segment 1: Crow wants to marry Tom, so they take a Cosmo quiz
Host segment 2: Crow's bachelor party
Host segment 3: The wedding ends in chaos
End: Too much wrestling, letters, Lisa Loeb gets into Deep 13
Stinger: SNAP! "It's gone!" "Where'd it go?"
 
617 - THE SWORD AND THE DRAGON
First shown: 12/3/94
Opening: Playing D&D
Intro: For the Mads' new neighbors from Deep 12, M&TB present topical comedy show: "Supercalifragilisticexpeali-wacky!"
Host segment 1: "A joke by Ingmar Bergman"
Host segment 2: M&TB reenact the table cloth making scene
Host segment 3: Ilya Murametz visits on the Hexfield
End: Gypsy's review of the musical, The Mads are full of themselves!
Stinger: The wind demon takes a dive
 
618 - HIGH SCHOOL BIG SHOT
with short: "OUT OF THIS WORLD"
First shown: 12/10/94
Opening: Mike has a headache
Intro: Frank clones a dinosaur, Crow mixes a potion that makes Tom Servo huge!
Host segment 1: "Specialty breads"
Host segment 2: Crow and Tom don't know what is wrong
Host segment 3: Crow and Tom fail to break into Gypsy's diary
End: Mike reads a letter while the bots reenact the end of the movie, Dr. F. gives the dino something to chew on!
Stinger: "A million bucks!"
 
619 - RED ZONE CUBA
with short: "SPEECH: PLATFORM POSTURE AND APPEARANCE"
First shown: 12/17/94
Opening: Tonight's lotto numbers
Intro: Frank owes the mob $50 large, but they stomp Dr. F. instead; M&TB hit the casino
Host segment 1: Frank exhorts the nearly-dead Dr. F.
Host segment 2: Mike is Carol Channing; Dr. F. gets "hope you die" wishes
Host segment 3: Dr. F. lives, dies, and lives again, but the mob says otherwise
End: M&TB sing a happy, upbeat song, Dr. F. is feeling better
Stinger: Blind lady playing piano
 
620 - DANGER! DEATH RAY
First shown: 1/7/95
Opening: Crow has contact lenses
Intro: Frank is a talent agent
Host segment 1: Servo builds a death ray for peaceful purposes, but can't resist using it on Crow
Host segment 2: "This is your life, Mike Nelson"
Host segment 3: Crow's designs for sunglasses seem a bit woman-ey
End: Cambot gets emotional, Frank has a glamour shot
Stinger: Dropping watch into swimming pool
 
621 - THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS
with shorts: "MONEY TALKS!" & "PROGRESS ISLAND, U.S.A."
First shown:
1/21/95
Opening: Wallpapering the SOL
Intro: "Proposition Deep 13," vs. candidate Mike Nelson
Host segment 1: A visit from some party animals
Host segment 2: So, is it 11:30?
Host segment 3: Crow offers a plea for film anti-preservation, but Mike disapproves
End: Mike's victory speech, letters, Dr. F.'s concession speech
Stinger: The beast is pissed
 
622 - ANGELS' REVENGE
First shown: 3/11/95
Opening: Crow thinks that he has amnesia
Intro: Desperate for ratings, Dr. F. turns M&TB into the cast of "Renegade"
Host segment 1: Crow latest screenplay is a "black-sploitation" film
Host segment 2: Mike does his Fonz, Crow and Tom disapprove
Host segment 3: Aaron Spelling's house passes by
End: The shame-o-meter, the Mads are Bobby Riggs and Billy-Jean King
Stinger: "Shine your love!"
 
623 - THE AMAZING TRANSPARENT MAN
with short: "THE DAYS OF OUR YEARS"
First shown: 3/18/95
Opening: Crow is Tom's science project
Intro: At Auntie McFrank's bed and breakfast, Dr. F. demands that M&TB provide some "local color"--and soon regrets it
Host segment 1: Crow learns about "gentle pressure," but doesn't practice it
Host segment 2: Frank misses out on "Squanto"
Host segment 3: Mike gets caught playing Rick Wakeman
End: Answering the film's question, transparent letter, tea time in Deep 13
Stinger: Petting the invisible guinea pig
 

624 - SAMSON VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN
First shown: 3/25/95
Opening: A moment of silence
Intro: Almost everyone enjoys some Chinese food
Host segment 1: While playing Stratego, Crow gets a message
Host segment 2: Torgo the White arrives to take Frank to Second Banana Heaven
Host segment 3: Song: "Who will I kill?"
End: The 'Bots read their letters to Frank, who visits Dr. F. and pushes the button one last time
Stinger: "Chief, I saw two corpses in the garden."

Special Note: This is Frank Conniff's last episode and the last appearance of TV's Frank.