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Season 9 (1998)
| 901 - THE PROJECTED MAN 902 - THE PHANTOM PLANET 903 - PUMA MAN 904 - WEREWOLF 905 - THE DEADLY BEES 906 - THE SPACE CHILDREN 907 - HOBGOBLINS 908 - THE TOUCH OF SATAN 909 - GORGO 910 - THE FINAL SACRIFICE 911 - DEVIL FISH 912 - THE SCREAMING SKULL 913 - QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS |
901 - THE PROJECTED MAN First shown: 3/14/98 Opening: The SOL exits the wormhole; they're back orbiting the Earth in the present Intro: Pearl arrives at Castle Forrester, the Forrester ancestral home; she decides to move in Host segment 1: Crow and Tom have invented a projecting machine--or have they? Host segment 2: Mike tries to convince Lembach to stay; Pearl learns more family history Host segment 3: Crow acquires the Touch of Death, and accidentally kills Mike End: Tom and Crow vie to get funding from Mike's new foundation; while in Castle Forrester Pearl rededicates herself to taking over the world Stinger: Lembach is staying! Special Note: From this episode on, Pearl, Profressor Bobo, and Observer reside in Castle Forrester. |
| 902
- THE PHANTOM PLANET First shown: 3/21/98 Opening: Crow and Tom challenge Mike to an Andy Rooney-off Intro: Pearl's World Domination Starter Kit arrives from Speigel, but the all-important "thing" has been mis-delivered to the SOL Host segment 1: Mike and Tom focus their attention on the Good and the Beautiful Host segment 2: Mike slips Crow's mind; spooky sounds in Castle Forrester turn out to be less than other-worldly Host segment 3: Crow and Tom, having taken up water glass rim music, invite Mike to try it, and soon regret that they did End: Crow is baffled and enraged by his Solarite costume; Pearl despairs of taking over the world until torch-wielding neighbors arrive Stinger: The "Good and the Beautiful" are extolled |
| 903
- PUMA MAN First shown: 4/4/98 Opening: Tom has Short Man's Syndrome Intro: Tom is better; Pearl's ball is somewhat under-attended, while Observer has Ortega and some buddies over Host segment 1: Mike offends Shelli the Nanite, so his dry look does not come out well Host segment 2: Mike has been chosen to be Coatimundi Man Host segment 3: Crow and Tom capture the mind of Roger Whitaker End: Crow resigns briefly; while a guest finally arrives at Pearl's party Stinger: Puma Man is defenestrated |
| 904
- WEREWOLF First shown: 4/18/98 Opening: Mike thinks he's James Lipton Intro: After being de-Liptonized, Mike attempts to escape down a ladder to Earth, only to arrive at Castle Forrester Host segment 1: Mike and Tom present who would be in their werewolf movie, but Crow isn't as good at it Host segment 2: M&TB sing "Where, o, werewolf" Host segment 3: Mike has become a werecrow! End: Mike is still Crow, Tom has become Mike; in Castle Forrester, Bobo ruins Pearl's attempt to create a werewolf Stinger: "This is absolutely fascinating!" |
| 905
- THE DEADLY BEES First shown: 5/9/98 Opening: Previously on the Satellite of Love... Intro: The Observers are back...and they're pissed Host segment 1: Crow offers a sonnet to the cigarette hag in the movie Host segment 2: Pearl, Bobo and Observer perform the "Please Stay" operetta Host segment 3: Mike communicates as a bee End: The Observers have it out and Brain Guy is victorious Stinger: "The dog's meat! Have you seen it?" |
| 906
- THE SPACE CHILDREN with short: "CENTURY 21 CALLING" First shown: 6/13/98 Opening: Tom's kissing booth Intro: Pearl's officing fails Host segment 1: Mike's the kid from the short! Bonk! Host segment 2: M&TB's model rocket; Pearl has a space program Host segment 3: Crow lashes out with Jackie Coogan fashions End: The peace loving blob visits; Pearl's space program has a problem Stinger: Dead Professor |
| 907
- HOBGOBLINS First shown: 6/27/98 Opening: Unintentional on-turning Intro: M&TB mistreat Pearl's couch, and soon regret it Host segment 1: Crow presents: "Let's Talk Women!" Host segment 2: Bobo calls Crow's crisis hotline Host segment 3: Pearl is only briefly fooled by Mike's cutouts End: Servo has solved the Rick Sloane problem...or has he?; Pearl expresses her disappointment Stinger: The hobgoblins go for a ride |
| 908
- THE TOUCH OF SATAN First shown: 7/11/98 Opening: The bots seek wassail Intro: Mike finds a wassail loophole; Steffi the babysitter's reign of terror Host segment 1: Mike learns that walnut ranching is hard work Host segment 2: Crow tries a test to see if he's a witch Host segment 3: Grandma Servo attacks End: Crow sells his soul to Stan; storytime with Steffi Stinger: "This is where the fish lives." Special Note: Pearl does not appear in this episode. |
| 909
- GORGO First shown: 7/18/98 Opening: Crow's head has become a nesting place of the Spix's macaw. Intro: Observer & Bobo's arm wrestling match is interrupted by a transmission from Pearl and...Leonard Maltin! Host segment 1: "Waiting For Gorgo" Host segment 2: The William Sylvester edition of Trivial Pursuit Host segment 3: The Nanite's circus encounters tragedy End: The women of "Gorgo," Pearl & Leonard continue to plot Stinger: Irish fisherman says "Blow it out your..." something. |
| 910
- THE FINAL SACRIFICE First shown: 7/25/98 Opening: With the power shut down, the bots go looting Intro: Pearl decides to rule the world...one person at a time Host segment 1: Servo's song--a tribute to Canada--goes horribly wrong Host segment 2: Everybody (but Mike) contracts Hockey Hair Host segment 3: Mike comes down with a case of Grizzled Old Prospector Syndrome End: The bots have formed a muffiny cult; Pearl has another victim Stinger: "Rowsdower...?" |
| 911
- DEVIL FISH First shown: 8/15/98 Opening: Mike loses his identity...or does he? Intro: Pearl's cruise ship scheme requires M&TB to make ice sculptures. Host segment 1: M&TB learn that dolphins are smart...and touchy! Host segment 2: M&TB learn not to taunt electricians. Host segment 3: Pearl's Italian filter malfunctions End: Crow tries to think of animal combos, while dinner at the Captain's table doesn't go well. Stinger: "It's right underneath us!" "I knowwwww!" |
| 912
- THE SCREAMING SKULL with short: "ROBOT RUMPUS" First shown: 8/29/98 Opening: Tom has become a beautiful butterfly. Intro: Tom's still a butterfly, but you can't really tell; Pearl, Observer and Bobo pull a not-so-fast one on M&TB. Host segment 1: The bots try to work through the pain of the Gumby short Host segment 2: The bots try to scam a free coffin Host segment 3: Crow, disguised as a screaming skull, freaks Mike out End: The coffin arrives from Coffins Etc.; Bobo fails to pull an even-less fast one on M&TB. Stinger: Hubby flings his stool. |
| 913
- QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS First shown: 9/26/98 Opening: Crow's in the shop, but the loaner Crow has a radio! Intro: Worried about a lack of results in her experiment, Pearl trades places with Mike! Host segment 1: Pearl completes her observations, while Mike, Bobo and Observer enjoy a guy's night. Host segment 2: The Sir Thomas "Neville" Servo Consort of the Middle Ages Just After the Plague Singers performs an ancient Air on a Delta Knight. Host segment 3: Leonardo Da Vinci visits, and he's a good fella. End: The bots mourn the loss of Pearl; the annual Delta Knights Pancake Breakfast is a success. Stinger: Even his co-star is embarrassed by Mr. "I'm Coming!!" Special Note: In this episode, Pearl riffs part of the movie. |
