All: (singing) Gameraaaaa!
Gameraaaaa!
Gamera is really neat,
Gamera is filled with meat,
We've been eating Gameraaaaa!
Shells, teeth, eyes, flames, claws, breath, scales, fun!

Tom: Dr. Forrester is kind of a jerk,
And Frank is really dumb, too.

Crow: We have to take part in these lame experiments,

Joel: (shouting) But do we complain?

Tom: (shouting) No!

Joel: (shouting) No!

Crow: (shouting) Yes!

Joel and Tom: (spoken) Huh?

Tom: (singing) So we "hi-keeba" all over the place,

Joel: (singing) And talk of a thousand wonderful days.

Tom: (shouting) Everybody now

All: (singing) Gamera is really sweet,
He is filled with turtle meat,
Now we have Commercial Sign!