Tom: I think what our bright your friend is trying to say, here, is: The reason we three goofuses are asked to to do these hazardous tasks outisde the perimeter of society's normal rationale, is WE'RE A DANGER TO OURSELF AND OTHERS!

(singing) Oh, I'm a danger to myself and others!
My cousins are as close as brothers!
I stay out in the rain all the time!

Crow: He's a danger to himself and others!
Sorta' likes shows with Sally Struthers!
I can't even think of a word that rhymes!

Joel: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?

Tom: Well, pretty dumb that's for sure!

Crow: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?

Tom: Well, this pipe's filled with manure!

All: We're a danger to ourself and others!
Rape the earth and steal our mothers!
Leave us in the woods and we're just fine!
We're a danger to ourself and others! (Joel lights dynomite)
Do livestock make better lovers?
Hunting leeches is what we call a good time!

(dynomite explodes)

Tom: (spoken) Oh boy! I'd like to shake hands with any giant leech who could live through THAT!

Crow: What? The dynomite or that crappy song?!?