[SOL]

Crow: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women.

Tom: Yeah, I can just imagine a scene from Ancient Greece: "Oh, hi, Hercules, have a seat!! Noooo!!!"

Joel: You are so right my little itty buddies. That's why we've put together a presentation. It's a little thing we like to call: PANTS!

Tom: (singing) Pants!

Crow: Pants!

Bots: Sing the praises of pants!

Joel: Nothing better shows my taste, than what I wear below my waist!

Tom: Say! Pants! Hoo hoo!

Crow: Pants!

Bots: Sing the praises of pants!

Tom: They help me suck in my gut They always cover up my butt! Huh? Pants!

Crow: Pants!

All: Sing the praises of pants!

Crow: Wear them and you're a cool guy, as long as you zip up your fly!

Tom: Zip! Pants!

Crow: Pants!

Bots: Sing the praises of pants!

Joel: (spoken) That's right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the PANT! You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day!

Crow: The great men of our time have all worn pants! Roosevelt! Churchill! DeGualle! Ghandi!--Well, almost all of them!

Tom: Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on earth. Do they wear pants? NO! But they wish they did! That's how smart they are!

Joel: What keeps our legs all warm and hot?

All: Pants!

Crow: What prevents a buffalo shot?

All: Pants!

Tom: What do they got that I ain't got?

All: Pants!

Tom: Well, you can say that again Huh?

[Deep 13]

Frank: (singing and marching) Pants! Pants! Yang dang dang dang da Pants! Dang'a dang dang uh ha..ha ? (Dr. F. walks up behind him and quickly picks up his microphone) DEEP HURTING! DEEP HURTING!

Dr. F: (to Joel) Go ahead and sing, Panty Waste! In a moment, you're going to be knee-deep in sand! And then itíll be Joel Robinson, R.I.P.! (raising a cloud of sand as he sifts it before Frank's face)

Frank: Rest In Pants? (cut to commercial as Frank sneezes)