Tom: Say, fellas. There sure is a lot of skin in this movie, id'n't there?

Mike: There sure is!

Crow: (as Jimmy Durante) Yet, despite all the acres of flesh, in this film I just can't come up with a word to describes it.

Tom: Well, I can!

Mike: You can?

Tom: Why sure! (singing) It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
pendular globular fun!

Mike: Fleshical orbulal, moundula, scoopula?

Tom: Right-o! That's the one!

Crow: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital crackular, bunular morning 'til night?

Tom: Well you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical, mastokafleshular right!

All: It's an arealogical autoerotical tubular boobular joy!
An exposular regional, batchical pouchular fun for girl and boy!
A litisimal dorsical, hung like a horsical, caliphyligical ball!

Crow: The most bunular funular!

Mike: Fruit of the loomular!

Crow: Frenchical tongular!

Tom: Wabitaboobular!

Mike: Movie of them alllllllllll!!!!!

Tom: Funular bunular, fruit of the loomular, frenchical tongular, wabitaboobular! Fleshical orbicle, smorgasti-boobular, tushobutt cheekular ball!

All: Hey!!!