Mike: Crow, Tom and I have written and are going to perform an original Christmas Carol.

Crow: Uh, Mike, it's NOT just for Christmas It's for holidays of ALL faiths.

Tom: And don't call it a 'carol' because Carol is a woman's name and we want this to be all-inclusive.

Mike: Okay, why don't you hit it, Cambot? (Music starts)

Mike: (singing) Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today!
Although you may not share our beliefs system
Which is perfectly OKAY

Crow: Maybe you worship an abstract being that is kind of vague
Or maybe you just worship a guy who's name is Greg

Tom: Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called 'Lent'
But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent!

Mike: (as Tom harmonizes) So sit around the fire
And have a chestnut roast
Or raise a glass in toast

All: To Happy Day's Donnie Most!

Tom: But if you prefer to eat Indian food on Christmas Day
I can only shrug my shoulders and say "Namuste"

Crow: (as Mike harmonizes) Personally I prefer
Turkey, gravy and salad
But let's never forget

All: All cultures are valid!

Mike: So let's have peace on earth and cut out all the bull.

Crow: Moooooooo!

Mike: Let's have a holiday season that's multi-cultural.

Crow: If there's one point we'd like to make
With this festive holiday song

Tom: It's that Christmas comes
Just once a year
So for a few days
For crying out loud!

All: Can we all just get along?!?