(Mike playing piano; phone rings)

Gypsy: (spoken) Oh this is fanatastic!
(singing) Hello, hello, hello hello hello.
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
And if you say goodbye, I'll sock you in the eye,
and run you up against the wall and pop goes the weasel.

All: And if you say goodbye,
I'll sock you in the eye, and stand you up against the wall
and pop goes the weasel.

Tom: (spoken) Brought to you by your phone council reminding you to decorate with phones.

All: PHONES!