Mike: Hey, everyone! You know, Tom, Crow, and I were talking about how the kids today don't know squat about sodium.

Crow: Yeah. I couldn't of put it better myself, Mike. Why the shocking lack of sodium taught at schools today is shocking.

Tom: That's right, Crow. So we asked ourselves: How, how, do we reach kids today about sodium.

Crow: How? How? How?

Mike: Through the Rock N' Roll Music that the kids seem to like.

(50s-era doo-wop style music begins)

Crow: Hit It!

Tom: (singing) Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

Mike: (singing) Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

Crow: (singing) Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

Mike: Yeah! Sodium! There is Sodium. Yeah!

Tom and Crow: Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

Mike: It's Sodium, baby! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

(music stops)

Crow: (spoken) Sodium.