Pearl: And now, a very special preview of a special pledge week special, we are so fortunate to present to you, our viewer, "Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, Pearl."

(cuts to same PPTV background, dimmed light, Pearl is in green dress, music starts)

Pearl: When loving lovers love,
and loving love on wings of golden loving love we fly above
their love is such a soft and precious love, it's love
a loving love is all we seem to need when we're in loving love,
but then, it's gone, it is nothing but a memory

Observer: Memory

Pearl: Memory

Observer: Memory

Pearl: and then it's back, and loving lovers love again!

Observer: who knows where it flies

Pearl: the lustrous love must rise

Observer: into the endless skies

Pearl: a new day shining bright

Observer: Your heart has wings to fly

Pearl: and no one else can fly

Observer: I really can't say why

Pearl: (uncertain, obviously out of lyrics) I really do like pie

Observer: I know a.... couple guys

Pearl: They really do like pie

Both: and loving lovers love as loving lovers love
Golden, shimmering, lustrous, lovely, loving, loving, love

(cut back to Pearl in pledge drive scene)

Pearl: Mm! what a performer. The lovely, leggy, Pearl Forrester

(Bobo jumps in front of camera)

Bobo: Hey, I can sing, too!
(stomps foot on the ground, sings off-key)
And now you find yourself in '82!

(Pearl pulls his head down and knees him in face)