(At various points during the movie, when the Puma Man's theme music plays, M&TB attempted to give it lyrics. Here they are.)

Crow: Puma Man, he flies like a moron...

Crow: Puma Man, when will he find love...

Mike: Dick's Red Owl, selection and service...

Tom: Snyder Drug, we're busting up prices...

Crow: When, you want, the flavor of bacon in a dip...

Tom: The fat-free yogurt that's not short on flavor...

Crow: Burn an old man, singe all his flesh off...

Crow: Now they're going to boff in the air...

Tom: Glory to our space gods in the highest...

Tom: And glory to the "Thepumaman"...

Tom: And glory to the goofy Aztec Mask...