Uses

• a diffrence cable tie
  Submitted by: wong

• well bugger me.. I'm doing this from a phone.. Not a cable tie in sight
  Submitted by: a cable tie lover

• ti tie up my gf an leve hir to struggle
  Submitted by: n.s

• www.bored.com
  Submitted by: Bored

• "'
  Submitted by: "'

• this place aint what it used to be
  Submitted by:

• I wish TTC would come back..
  Submitted by: moderator

• god I'm bored
  Submitted by:

• cable management
  Submitted by: boy

• Shock-mount hanging of internal bass drum mikes so that they cannot be stolen and are in the same consistent location every show.
  Submitted by: John McNeilly - Grand Rapids MI

• HQsmlZAfAjFm
  Submitted by: http://xboosdwpjtif.com/

• to play with them
  Submitted by: alex miller of chapel hill

• Holding up the tent canopy in your pants.
  Submitted by: Ranger Rick

• hehe here comes farter bumhole once more …
  Submitted by: farter bumhole

• Holding down the tent canopy
  Submitted by: V

• saving money ! see www.cabletiesonline.co.uk
  Submitted by: cheesy foreskin

• Use as boning in corsets as a substitute to steel boning.
  Submitted by: Briana

• to tie your girl freind up
  Submitted by: CJ

• Victoria loves cableties, she just doesn't know it yet
  Submitted by:

• Holding my (plastic) corless drill together when it fell off the ladder. Just drill out the useless screw holes (with the other functional drill of course) and whack in a cable tie. Kept me going!
  Submitted by: Barrington

• Stash a few in your pocket. You can ask somebody to tie one on you, tie one on somebody, tie one where a padlock is missing, tie one on a pole or handle, use one for any repair or replacement mentioned above.
  Submitted by: kizkolesi

• FOR ANYONE STILL LOOKING HERE WHO USED TO GO TO TTC, WHY DONT WE USE THIS INSTEAD OF M*SPACE OR FACE*OOK?????? U NO WHAT I MEAN
  Submitted by: THE PHANTOM TTC REGEN

• Help if lost the keys to my car, did anyone see where I put them?
  Submitted by: H3ll0

• Strapping your partners thighs to yours so you can have a hands free dry power bumming. Came second in the regional dry power bumming championships using this technique. Previously we had been using greased otter hide but the cat litter would get stuck to the grease and cause chafing.
  Submitted by: Dribben Slash Hound 'The Velvety Trousered One'

• Tie Jenny up, and ensure a night of pleasure
  Submitted by: The Cabletie King

• shoes
  Submitted by: char

• mmmmmmmmm
  Submitted by:

• Tie Lisa Barker up
  Submitted by:

• making me piss myself with laughter still after 4 years of posting insults to eah other!!!
  Submitted by: pip, ex cable tie obsessive

• Untidy wires? Back of your TV and PC and under your bonnet look like a snake's nest? WE HAVE THE ANSWER!
  Submitted by: Gregory Noakz

• Shoving them through your ears until you are able to think of anything but penis jokes and flame wars.
  Submitted by: Gregory Noakz

• Getting beef out of your teeth after a nice big curry
  Submitted by: V

• Musical Instrument: Cut any size cable tie in half. Mic it close. Insert the cutoff end into the ratchet end and pull through. Sample it. Try pulling it through at different speeds to acheive different sounds. Also try adding any number of effects-- reverb, reverse gated reverb, compression, EQ. Put a large number of samples together from various sizes of cable ties, mix together in a multitrack editor, and you have a Cable Tie Chorus... your results may vary!
  Submitted by: TechnoGeek

• Attatch three or four of these together (depending on length) and you have yourself a fine garrotte. Any attempt to escape will render the victim unconscious in minutes!
  Submitted by: TechnoGeek

• Broken Keychain? No Problem! Durable AND disposable. Easily replaced for less than one cent. Free to those who work in electromechanical assembly.
  Submitted by: TechnoGeek

• Make a statement with these colorful bracelets. Available in a variety of colors to accessorize your lifestyle. Comes complete with a list of desparaging comebacks to the snyde remarks these will attract.
  Submitted by: TechnoGeek

• Use the pointed end to clean under your fingernails.
  Submitted by: TechnoGeek

• Engagement ring for Rednecks, Gypsies, and the homeless. One Size Fits All. Available in Red, Blue, Green, Orange and Black.
  Submitted by: TechnoGeek

• Tie two belt loops together on either side of pants. Instant belt.
  Submitted by: TechnoGeek

• mixed with pretzels, makes a fine snack mix
  Submitted by: Gonzo

• RC cars
  Submitted by: Dub

• Strap Pauly B and the main star of Midget Mania II together with gaffer tape, then shove an 8 inch cable tie up his bum hole and watch his eyes fookin water
  Submitted by: Tony H

• Tie canes and cordons in vineyards
  Submitted by: Frederick Vaske

• I BUY CABLE TIES FROM BEAL UK LTD IN LEEDS. THEY WILL THRASH ANY UK COMAPNIES PRICES. I LOVE EM !
  Submitted by: BAZZA, B.T. ELECTRICAL

• TICKLING KEATONS ANUS
  Submitted by: DEANO FROM PORKSHIRE

• TO KILL ALL THE HOMOSEXUALS
  Submitted by: A;ex

• Tying round your cock when your arab strap is broken and you need to maintain a hard on for that special lady
  Submitted by: Philip Dixon esq

• strapping 2 cats together
  Submitted by: bad lad

• poking stray nasal hairs back in place
  Submitted by: A R Sole

• measuirng the mean time to repair and project length and bodging together bits of UlTRA to make it work and selling it as ANALytics.
  Submitted by: Ken Porter

• Strapping up clowns pockets to give extra purchase on the old chap
  Submitted by: Mudstick Muskateer

• I once smuggled 28,000 cableties into NYC state pen on the back of a herd of carrier pidgeons. I then devised a cunning plan, where I constructed a life size model of myself, which gave the impression I was sleeping in my bunk. While the unsuspecting guard was doing his rounds, I snook out and rubbed by boogers on his sandwiches. Little did he understand why I was giggling like a little schoolgirl.... The next day I collected all the pidgeon poop and piled it up against the bars of the cell, where the acid eroded the bars away and I made my escape. I now live on a tropical figean island sipping pina colada's singing prison songs.  I never did get my cableties back. oh the fun we have
  Submitted by: The Bird man of Alcatraz

• Who mentioned moustaches!
  Submitted by: Peter Canavan

• I like to cable tie a pair of Fox's Vienesse Whirls to my gonads, smother my chap in a creamy custard mix (1 part cream two parts custard), swirl a light moustaching of chocolate sauce over the top and then add some cherries (to be honest I've usually come before I get the cherries on).
  Submitted by: Mr Chetney Flange Felcher

• Tom Payne is Famous. Do a Google for Tom Payne Cabletie.
  Submitted by: I love Tom Payne, despite his Juggy Ears, and homosexual tendencies....................... Tom Paynes mum.

• Tying up the sacks in which I've stashed all of the cash I stole from Comverse/Verint
  Submitted by: Kobi Alexander

• Clearing out Ear Wax, far better than Buds...
  Submitted by: Bernardo Hardo Woodster

• Another use that has been perfected by M.G is using a number of cableties to mend the 4 holes on his ass after an un-fortunate accident with a fork whilst camping many moons ago! tart!!
  Submitted by: Superman

• 90 days
  Submitted by: Ken Porter

• I wonder how long this new bloke will last
  Submitted by: A discruntled Verint employee

• P.D of York takes his up the old Gary Glitter. Alegedy he's been known to partake in a little of the old uphill gardening. Someone once said that he shat sp*nk, but I'm not so sure.... he usually takes that from the other end, so has had time to digest it.
  Submitted by: Looking Forward to the 29th...

• Tie Phil Dixon up and let a certain buxom blonde punish him for his sick thoughts!
  Submitted by: Phil Dixon

• M.G is Gay. Mikes got brewers droop he gets intimidated by the dirty cableties They love abit of it .Who's that cabletie lord marching...You should cut down on your cableties mate
  Submitted by: All the people, So many People

• My butcher does a fine line in cabletie mince. His speciality, is rack of lamb served up with a nice good old english, onion and cabletie gravy.
  Submitted by: Dont forget the mustard

• or better still, haddock. Haddock has a lovely way of disguising t he flavour of cableties. Drizzle on a small amount of extra virgin olive oil for that athentic mediterranean feel. just like you get in the local italian deli
  Submitted by: Salty Seaman

• why not nip down to the local fisk mongery and slip a few 6 inch ties into the unsuspecting cod fish.
  Submitted by:

• cableties r good
  Submitted by: dad

• farter bumhole
  Submitted by: farter bumhole

• the return of farter bumhole
  Submitted by: farter bumhole

• cable ties r crap
  Submitted by: jami

• for old times sake.... snithys head is huge, pips lanky, george is an immigrant, baldwin is fat, gay and HUNGRY, tom payne is a jugeard homo, Bettany is boring, and chin has the worst stories ever, anything else before we all go our seperate ways??
  Submitted by: TTC

• gagging hostages
  Submitted by: terrorist # 1

• hey george, wot wud u rather be, a PIDGEON or a RAT
  Submitted by: ?

• rename the website www.onlypostifyougotoTTC.com
  Submitted by: phil stallard

• flicking a hockey ball with it, the length of a football pitch and the height of the sports hall. Honestly it rlly happend, i watched him do it by scoring the record javelin foot throw of 23miles, with no foot!
  Submitted by: hhmmmm, sounds like another classic

• o and that USA twat can go and rim himself back to 2 the middle east and fuck a oil well and keep the war on terror going 4 good all bush!
  Submitted by: u twat

• hello my fellow ttc rippers! find below a few myths of masturbation!
  Submitted by: the short one!

• Men who masturbate frequently will run out of semen.
  Submitted by: take heed boys

• Masturbation leads to homosexual activity
  Submitted by: read this

• People who masturbate make arousal by other stimuli difficult.
  Submitted by: ttc ict crew

• Only teenagers masturbate.
  Submitted by: a ttc wanker

• STD or AIDS can be transmitted from masturbation
  Submitted by: wanker

• The penis can rot and fall off from masturbation.
  Submitted by: a wanker

• to cable tie a weight to the end of your cock to try n make ur 1 inch cock near normal size
  Submitted by: tom payne

• PENIS IN EAR = PARTY ALL NIGHT
  Submitted by: pip and george in honour of the funniest thing on this site which got deleted.

• wot cock keeps doing 1 2 3
  Submitted by:

• to coat the cable ties in peanut butter and strap them to every tooth in georges little immigrant of a mouth! piss off back to your own county u conch
  Submitted by: smearvid quiff

• Fuck the uses. Memories of ICT in yr 10 n 11 eh! I am nearly crying. Well neways, firstly to pin toms ears back (they aint shrunk), 2ndly to tie pips hair back, 3rdly to tie smeervid quiff to the floor so we can all fart on his grammer school face!
  Submitted by:

• piss off jesus
  Submitted by: saten

• ttc ripping was invented by a group of ladz ripping eachother on this site, we found it so stay the fuk away u purple headed warriors
  Submitted by: ttc ripper

• Repairing your wheel barrow, after a long hard day's extreme wheel barrow session
  Submitted by: SpangleChops

• hey buttholes: i hate your pips and arses--why the fuck won't u step up?? and please tell me what TTC ripping is--maybe i'll quit posting if u let me know
  Submitted by: jesus

• pips n arse.. your mum is stuck in me bum, you bleeding pie eater.
  Submitted by: a british kid

• brittish kids talk funny.
  Submitted by: an AMERICAN kid

• get naked. put a cable tie up your butt. go to the mall. sing "banjo on my knee" at the top of your lungs in the parking lot. wait. do it again. wait. do it a third time. get arrested. go to jail. take the cable tie out of you butt. place it between the jail bars. use it as a slingshot to fling your own poo at the guards. laugh hysterically. yay.
  Submitted by: hahahahahahahahahahah

• get naked. put a cable tie up your butt. go to the mall. sing "banjo on my knee" at the top of your lungs in the parking lot. wait. do it again. wait. do it a third time. get arrested. go to jail. take the cable tie out of you butt. place it between the jail bars. use it as a slingshot to fling your own poo at the guards. laugh hysterically. yay.
  Submitted by: hahahahahahahahahahah

• what the hell is "TTC Ripping", my friend wants to know
  Submitted by: a concerned parent...

• oh, did anybody mention you can put it on your penis?
  Submitted by: now i did, just in case it was overlooked as a great use for a cable tie.

• PART TWO: THE SAGA CONTINUES then the guy danced in the street and was teh gay.
  Submitted by:

• once upon a time, there was this guy who decided to make a website about cable ties, in which he thought it would be a great idea to give the individuals coming to visit the site free reign over what content shows on the only page... he was very smart but still got very mad about penis jokes, because penis jokes and cable ties don't have very much in common... he was very sad at all the sad ppl, and very mad with his cheesy cock waving around in the air, with 3 cable ties strapping it down... then one day he decided that maybe it was a pretty dumb idea to make this site, but by then it was too late, he was too commited, and is cheesy penis was too tied down to be very useful for much... the end.
  Submitted by: a blogger.

• and a sperm whale's penis is over 30 feet long and swims around in the water like a giant eel. mmmmm. whale sex.
  Submitted by: a sperm whale, with several hundred cable ties.

• lizards have two penises, i bet you didn't know that....
  Submitted by: a lizard with TWO cable ties.

• wasting bandwidth
  Submitted by: an annoyed internet surfer...

• for tying cables...
  Submitted by: the cable tuy

• as a prince albert....
  Submitted by: prince albert.

• making paper airplanes.
  Submitted by: tom payne

• for pooping, silly.
  Submitted by: i meant TTC, not TTE

• i meant, "securing your penis when it is wanting to STRAY"
  Submitted by: this ip# is stolen

• securing your penis when it is wanting to stay...
  Submitted by: a dumb bunny.

• why is there a pull down for "uses" when it's the only option? huh huh. penis.
  Submitted by: TTE

• tying it around tom paynes penis... huh huh...
  Submitted by: cock boy.

• tying it around your penis. huh- huh huh...
  Submitted by: penis boy loves tom payne...

• Securing Exhaust Pipes
  Submitted by: Jon on behalf of Lynsey

• y the hell do u sad ppl keep suggesting sad uses and think that tying it round a penis is funny? This is TTC's ripping site so get lost b4 TOM PAYNE rams u up the arse with his cheesy cock
  Submitted by: TTC

• binding bodies.
  Submitted by: somebody.

• a great deal more farty than you would ever guess. in fact, the work of farter bumhole...
  Submitted by: farter bumhole

• Steve got a U in general studies, he still beat Taz
  Submitted by: the bear

• and he confused penicillin with insulin
  Submitted by:

• and he cnt spell UNI
  Submitted by:

• Taz is here, but doens't undastand the jokes
  Submitted by:

• Binding Rammstein's Flake Lorenz to a clothes hanger so that he can be easily stored in my walk-in closet, wrinkle free, and ready for use. *purr*
  Submitted by: Cyndiana

• ARSE BOY
  Submitted by:

• yeh up the arse
  Submitted by:

• tom payne likes cock
  Submitted by: um

• i did this on my pda. cool
  Submitted by: not telling

• Use to measure your penis
  Submitted by: A and S

• Put on your penis to prevent early ''cumming''
  Submitted by: Pieter

• You Can Use Them For Tying Your Ex-Wife Up & Cumming All over Her Face & Then Beating Her Into A Pulp!
  Submitted by: Wifey

• Penis Dance
  Submitted by: Dude

• u sad bastards this site is 4 TTC ripping not for 'funny' uses.....sad gays
  Submitted by: harry sanderson

• garter for your wife/girlfriend/significant others stockings
  Submitted by: threerandot

• cockring
  Submitted by: threerandot

• tie it around your finger as a reminder of something you do not want to forget
  Submitted by: threerandot

• nut allergies are not funny, they prevent people from buying my products
  Submitted by: MR KP

• WAIT!!! Tie his lips 2 the floor and giv him da knife in the burning shed
  Submitted by:

• To tie him down in a burning shed with ony a blunt knife covered in peanut better
  Submitted by:

• To tie the grek in a small room 4 months on end with only peanuts and peanut juice at his side. Lets c how he gts owt of dat 1
  Submitted by: MR Peanut

• sam bettany is a murderer
  Submitted by: ???

• Славься Отечество
  Submitted by: Ленин

• TOM PAYNE IS GAY, YEH THATS RITE, HE LIKES IT UP THE SHITTER
  Submitted by: ????????????????????????????????????????????

• tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  Submitted by: faff

• i once new this guy who fell down the grand canyon but luckily he was able to survive because he is the worlds strongest man and held on to a samall leaf dangling of as rock this guy is my best m8 and once represented chillie in the extrteme ironing championships, but he was ill so i took his place and won but i gt disqualified cos i ironed my penis to my arse
  Submitted by: chin

• one day, my m8 threw a cabletie over the london eye, however it got stuck so he literally jumped and picked it off. he fell in the thames but swam to safety
  Submitted by: Mr Chinnery

• h.sanderson has officailly nva smiled..its tru....he has NEVER even been happy
  Submitted by: hav u harry

• EXTRA EXTRA AN OLD WOMAN IS FELTHERED IN THE NORMALLY QUIET TOWN OF FRINTON IF U DIDNT NO FELTHERING IS SPUKIN UP SUM!@S ARSE N SUCKIN IT OWT THROUGH A STRAW WHO WHICH LUKY BUGGA WILL B NEXT I WONDA
  Submitted by: THE MYSTERY FELTHER

• nice ears TOM PAYNE
  Submitted by: sbettany

• s.bettany gts rogered up the arse frequently by his dog who holds the world record 4 the cheesiest and most infected penis
  Submitted by: sams dogs best m8 fred

• Who rote that
  Submitted by:

• 4 pinning open georges passport 2 proove 2 him and every1 else dat he is illegal
  Submitted by: immigration officer

• hosey rarrison and robyn r the new aditions
  Submitted by:

• tie up tomato plants
  Submitted by: nunya

• Use a Zip Tie in every other hole to hold gaskets in place while changing gaskets on transmission or oil pan
  Submitted by: Edward Speaker

• suffocating your neighbor's daughter so you can fuck the shit out of her
  Submitted by:

• pulling teeth
  Submitted by: the dentist

• tieing stuff together?
  Submitted by: hobo

• I fucked your fat mum
  Submitted by:

• Killing pets
  Submitted by: FourDee

• /clear
  Submitted by: /clear

• CHEESY BALLS
  Submitted by: JACK JONES WEST

• YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE GOT STUCK IN THE GRAND CANNION
  Submitted by:

• SEX
  Submitted by: AHHH

• r5ahhhhhhhhhhhhjhhjhhhh
  Submitted by: dg\gghdh

• Cable ties can be used as handcuffs during bondage
  Submitted by: rooshe

• hello joe
  Submitted by:

• he must of been loking for it along time he wanted rachle to do it
  Submitted by:

• YEQAH I KNOW DAVID CORMACK DID IT FOR HIM
  Submitted by:

• did you no that ricky had a wank over his mum
  Submitted by:

• right thats it im going going to chop your balls off oh!! i forgot you haven't got any balls and stop pinching my leg you gay boy
  Submitted by: ylur mum

• so she must take after your dad and nan
  Submitted by: bob

• so she must take after your dad and nan
  Submitted by: bob

• PROIRY KICKS ARSE!!!!
  Submitted by: the truth

• shut up harvey you stupid invisible rabbit
  Submitted by: his mate

• priory is best
  Submitted by: ull neva no

• You put holes in a dead persons eye and slip it through and close it so thier eyes stay closed.
  Submitted by: Ojo Hippo

• Melting down and reforming the newly melted plastic into a useful long piece of plastic that can somehow be fastened to itself to make a loop that could be used to hold( or indeed tie) two (or more than two) cables together. I call this invention ZIPTIE
  Submitted by: Spangler Ziptie

• Poke one up your ringer, when you are watching a sad film with the little woman. You can tell her that its the cabletie thats making your eyes water
  Submitted by: Mr Boombastic