May 2002
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Leaving this world Friday 5/31/2002 @ 11:21:58 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no *THIS* is DISGUSTING. ----- Notes I took. 1st - Refs = bad - Bibby - All-star treatment - Bill Walton is a Retard 2nd - Walton still sucks - Horry flops again - Why isn't Kobe shooting it? - Devean sucks and will always suck. I hope the Lakers resign him to a big contract. - Kobe -> Jordan esque missed dunk. - Rick Fox is wearing Nikes. halftime - What is with Kidd's blazer? ew. 3rd - Bill Walton is retarded. - Saved :: it was a commercial. *** was coming down the stairs, so I immediately flipped it to Dark Angel. He asked what was on. To avoid lying, I just pointed to the tv. *** jolted back upstairs. a bead of sweat was wiped from my brow. - Fisher Flops again. Shut Up Bill. - Shut up Walton. 4th - Horry flops again. (his twin brother was there!) - Horry flops. - Kobe elbows Bibby. The ref watches it happen. WTF. ---- I don't have any superstition to blame. I don't know what to say. I played NBA2K2 afterwards. the kings beat the lakers 65-44. ----- gay ------ Honest :: I don't think the refs are corrupt. I think they just get caught up in the action. You can't see everything. And especially in a tight game, your mind is definetly not loose enough to see everybody out there. I understand. But people see things. EVERYBODY saw the bad reffing. Even the non-fans saw it. Which means the Game 7 refs saw it too. If they have any heart in them, they'll know the kings lost games 4 and 6 because of the refs. They'll also know that Game 5 should be the Laker's game (webber turned it over). We'll see. Game 7. ------- This tops off a nice day. 1) Read below for the great beginning. 1.5) Chapter 1.5 almost occured to make the day worse when Datafox said he was going to take the router back. But he no showed. 2) Read above for the great middle. 3) And now? My damn box crashes every 5 minutes, once rebooting and giving me a nice "Operating System not found" message. My PC speaker finally fell off. I was playing with the disconned pc speaker, and The pos/neg lines that used to be connected to it dragged on the case sending sparks flying. AIM isn't letting me on either, though youtea gets on just fine. But that's ok. I don't think she's interested in me anymore. Woohoo? From: "Attila Molnar" <violet_flame@msn.com> | Block Address | Add to Address Bookyou know, usually the *nsync fan emails make me laugh, but today just hasn't done it. I should call the bitch and tell her that I'm lance and I fucking hate her and all you other faggots. --------------- "I told him I won't forget my point guard was on the floor bleeding," Webber said. "I'm supposed to be his protector. I'm not saying I'm going to play dirty or get back at anybody. I don't know what it will take, but seeing him like that will be in the back of my mind." Mines too Chris. Mines Too. Watch your backs assholes. You'd better hope this wears off when I wake up tommorrow. That is if I can even go to sleep. Song of the moment :: Jimmy Eat World - Get it faster = {I'm finding out, that cheating gets it faster.} Bad Omen Friday 5/31/2002 @ 2:43:02 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Got off the bus today. Saw 2 dudes. for 1 millionth of a second, I thought 1 dude gave a head butt to the other. And then to my horror I realized what had just happenned. Dude just gave a peck kiss to the other dude. All topped off with them holding hands and walking in the direction that I sure as hell was not going to be following. I've already partially cleared it from my memory. I can't remember what race they were, but I think they were both *shudder* asian. ----- Derek Fisher. It's BJ Armstrong all over again. ------ I'm at work, and nobody else is here. I'm going to spend a couple hours here in the half turned on A/C pulling stuff out of my ass to post here. Stay with me, ok? ------- Ripping apart the teams. Scouting by me. Utah Jazz :: Kirilieneioko is going to be an almost all-star someday. Think szwcekrbsiak but better on the defensive end and on the glass. Andrei is going to need to work on his range if he's going to play SF in this league.... DeShawn Stevenson was a waste of a pick I think. He's only 6'5". That's the type of guy you need to see prove himself in college before drafting him. it's ok to take a change on a 7footer from high school, but 6'5"? ... Stockton and Malone. 1 more year. Dallas Mavs :: Everybody, defense.... Steve Nash needs to work on his decision making. Sure he drives and kicks well, but driving and kicking does not a good decision make. His 3 point shooting needs to be toned down. He drives so well that it's too bad he settles for a 3 or kicks it all the time. .... Nowitzki. Don't worry about Dirk. One bad series against the Kings means nothing. he's an all-star for years to come. Maybe he won't ever be all-defensive, but if he's a SF and a 7footer, he's already playing pretty damn good defense standing there doing nothing. ... Finley. I don't know. i wouldn't trade him for Yao Ming. He's the only decent black guy you have. ... Raef LaFrentz. Go away. Sure you can shoot 3s, but you can't create your own shot out there. Meaning you're a stiff. Everybody and their mom knows you can't dribble penetrate, so they'll close in on you all next season. Go learn some post up moves from your pal Pollard. Dream Team Selection? Oh hell no. ... Van Exel. No. ... I can't wait to pick apart the lakers. It'll be too easy. ---------- I should have stayed home and slept ----------- the A/C is like at 1/4 working now. ------------ it don't work Born in to Ownage Friday 5/31/2002 @ 3:17:27 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no FINISH HIM. KINGS LAKERS GAME 6 Shaq made a quote that I heard on tV that i can't find anywhere that is classic. Somebody asked "Do you guys feel any pressure?" shaq : "nah. we don't feel no pressure. this is where we wanted to be. ..." Yep. Shaq wanted to be down 3-2 to a team missing an all-star. (note : Maybe I just heard the quote wrong) Kings Keys! 1) VLAH DEE : Shaq with a full head of steam might burst out of the gate faster than Kazaam left the box office. Vlade has to maintain his cool. And the trainer needs to maintain the ice packs. 2) ELMERS GLU : With Peja sort of back, the Laker's will probably think of having to guard Hedo as the easy part (because they're retarded like that). Hedo's going to have do some damage on the glass (maybe a couple points here and there too) to make them pay. 3) The man of the hour : Bibby doesn't seem like the type of guy who rests on his laurels, but if he does, we be f'ed. oh yeah, and Kobe? he can't guard bibby. I actually prefer Kobe on Bibby. You think Kobe can get through a Scot/Vlade/Chris screen easier than Fisher? if you said "yes" you're absolutely right because Fisher's chance is 0, and Kobe's is 0.1. 4) I don't know : Anything. Lakers keys 1) Refs : Make or break. 2) Shaq : Make or break. 3) Phil : Learn to coach. What's that you say? Bill Walton biased? Of course not. huh? A quote? "Do not count the Lakers out, whatsoever," [Bill Walton] bellowed. "I still think they're going to win this series. What's that you say? Kick Walton out? Sure, not going to happen, but sure. Great Idea. What? Negate the Walton effect by Bringing Costas in? Oh hell yes. A quote? NBC announced Thursday that Bob Costas will serve as the main host during the finals, which would begin Wednesday in Sacramento or Los Angeles. To make room for Costas, Hannah Storm was moved to the postgame shows on CNBC.Aw. I love the Costas, but I thought Hannah Storm was doing a decent job anyway. THE HARD K SOUND! ------------- It is way too hot to be writing this. I have no brain to think of catchy off the wall humor to throw in to the keys. aw darn. you all miss out. Just Thought I Should Thursday 5/30/2002 @ 6:38:09 PM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: Fill up space. No reason nothing much to say. Blah blah blah. Air con has to be one of the top 5 greatest inventions of human kind. Better than tv dinners and knives. I do nto see hoiw any sane human can live without it as an option. Crazy designers of the Civic DX. No air con in Sac? MADNESS!!!!! Our air con here is worthless unless you stand by the box where it blows. I could in no way cool off 90% of the house. I am better off sleeping in the libary. I would love to live by the coast now. Even SF. I have like 20 ideas about fun stuff to write, or at least fun in my tiny warped mind but i have found no way to make use of those ideas into something that I feel can be enteraining to the majority of people or myself. I can not belive that no box here had a zip software installed. Oh well now there is thanks to Kent. All Clutch Thursday 5/30/2002 @ 1:00:48 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no I was joking on wednesday with Slade that both us were clutch programmers because we tore through our 178 project in crunch time like shaq tears through size 2 panties.* That's funny (haha funny.) because the day before I was joking that we were Paul Pierce clutch when dropping 3s from the top of the key. I can hit 3 3's in a row. I just couldn't hit them when we were *trying* to hit them. 2 in and a miss. 2 swishes and a rim out. Everytime. I got to thinking about being clutch again yesterday. horry, clutch. Bibby, clutch. Jordan, clutch. Kobe? Kobe missed 2 clutch shots. game 4 way off. game 5 long. has Kobe hit a clutch shot yet? has he been o'fer-in the clutch dept his whole life? I don't know, but if none are memorable, then I am more MJ than he is. Unless MJ had homosexual tendacies. Then Kobe is. Really. I have one more chance to prove my clutchness(tm). I'm down by 39, 11 minutes on the clock, Game 7. Classics has the ball. Lose and I go home. Win, and I'm out of here. Clutch? we'll see. * = I mean him putting them on, not him forcing his ... nevermind too hot. too hot. Thursday 5/30/2002 @ 2:03:12 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Horry hits the shot, and Bibby hits the shot and everybody says they have "ice in their veins." Or they're the iceman or stuff like that. And when Paul Pierce is going to shoot a free throw and Byron SCott calls a time out? The Nets are "icing" Pierce. Lingo confuses me. I forget where I read it at or maybe i heard it on the radio, but they were talking about the term downtown in reference to shooting behind the arc. And the point was made that downtown should really be In the paint because that's where all the people are at and that you're more likely to get your pocket picked. Lingo. bah. As hard as it is to believe, the guy who writes the column is not me. Kings Lakers and Porno too hot to sleep. too hot to sit in front of my box. Progress, Word Of The Insane. Thursday 5/30/2002 @ 1:54:14 AM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: Life is not all about monkeys. I realize that, now. I found my HL CD so I was thi8nking of installign that and playign some HL mods like CS (Stupid) or Firearms (Even More Stupid). I realize most games suck now. Like I realize most cartoons suck now. Scooby Doo makes me head hurt. I hope to never ever come across more cartoons of the past that I loved. I liked the Smurfs, Saber Rider, Voltron or the Justice Leauge. I think it will be extremly painful. It is burning hot in Davis hard to get up and get to class. I have missed like 6-8 classes thise year and missed one again on Weds because of the "extreme" heat. 80 sucks 90 sucks hard. Some one had a b-day on Weds, I think but due to my cell phone not being paid by my momther I could not call out. Ravenslarke happy belated b-day. The gift is in the mail. In closing Pepsi > Coke. Fuckin Fisher Floppin Tuesday 5/28/2002 @ 11:51:26 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Gavin :: "if you're not watching that game ... you're dead" When Bibby hit that jumper I was a happy mother f'er. I thought the clock said 0.2 left. Epenguin pointed out that it was 8.2, and my heart almost came down from the ceiling. Inbound to horry. I was thinking "it's over we won." he holds it. "it's over we won" pass to kobe. Bobby hounds him. "it's over we won" shot up "it's over?" brick. peja rebound. "we won" wooooot. much love to nojbehr for downing the booze. slade for shooting around with me this morning (13 straight free throws for slade. You try and match that). Epenguin for rooting for the lakers (haha). And Datafox for hitting me in the head with a basketball. I asked Bibby to marry me, but he thinks I just want his money :( DOens't it look like shaq is sitting on richmond? ------- damn banner making the layout look funky monkey. LOVE IT LIVE. I don't know why "digital grafitti" over there is repeating itself. It just is. The source code only has it once. prohosting is doing some wack stuff to it The World And FTP. Tuesday 5/28/2002 @ 2:30:35 AM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: Now the ftp works again but I do nto have all the pics I wanted to post. I guess I will have to get someone to e-mail them to me. 12GB of DL material is nothing to a leecher like me. Pizza here, today. 2 large pepperoni and stuffed crust or 2 large with 2 random toppings on each. My choice if I can find Fri's aggie. Sweet sweet crack. I'm too sexy for my shirt Monday 5/27/2002 @ 10:58:49 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Game 5, love it live. THE KINGS. THE LAKERS. GAME 5 @ ARCO Let's do this biotch! Kings something. 1)The Glass :: The *real* reason why the kings didn't win game 4 was the rebounding. The Lakers got a lot. too much. One less off. rebound, one less putback, the kings would have won :( 2)Arco :: The kings are only 4-3 at home in the playoffs so far. If the arco magic happens, it's 5-3. 3)Program #2 :: external. Me and Slade need to finish this sucker. Lakers something. 1)Peja :: If Peja plays, the lakers auto-lose. If he doesn't, they've got a shot. 2)Derek Fisher :: The king of flops is going to have to learn how to play defense. If he doesn't, the kings will break him down and make him look like the 3rd string point guard that he should be. Intangibles 1)Bill Walton :: if he even dares to jump on the king's bandwagon, I'm going to make another bacon cheeseburger and give it to bill this time. 2)Craig Kilborn :: Please be there. Kilby! you think it's a coincidence that they're rerunning the episode with cwebb on it tonight? if you said yes, you're right.  C'mon everybody! dog pile! just like we practiced on phil's bed! ------------------ I have not been feeling good for a while now. I get a lot of sleep, but i feel fatigued everyday. Today was another great day to go to the park, but I just didn't feel like i had the energy. This has been going on for about a week. I need some pills. whatever dog idiotvision Monday 5/27/2002 @ 5:31:39 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no I just read this Nickname. :: Brick Fox. That's classic. Another nickname I should have thought of. Profilin is one of the other columns that I should add to the left. It's not updated that much (and the archives disappear into magic land) but he's actually picked the playoffs to near perfection. Lke Kings-mavs 4-1. And Lakers-spurs 4-1. He's picked the kings to go 4-2 against the lakers, and there's a damn good change he'll be right again. fun to read for everybody. Like always, everybody discludes you non-basketball fans. PeePee's got no clutch! with nothing but basketball talk here, my exorcism of datafox from this webpage is near complete. The next step :: we're moving to black planet!. forget hacking doa3 for nekkid boobies. Eyeballs are where it's at/ Making it a happy place Sunday 5/26/2002 @ 10:37:40 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no god it's fucking hot. 1) if the ball bounced anywhere else, the game is over. the kings win. 2) if samaki's 3 is waved off, the game is over. the kings win. 3) if the kings hit 2 more free throws, the game is over. The kings win. 4) if bobby jackson hits one of his layups, the game is over. The kings win. But there are no ifs. The Lakers win. 2 - 2. see you at arco. for the first time ever, I wasn't thinking TrailBlazers. and wouldn't you know it, the kings not only pull a trailblazers but horry kills them just like he killed the blazers. ACK. --------------------------- Went out to the park to drop some balls in some buckets. I only wanted to stay a short time, just to work up a small sweat. Then towards the end my 30 minute plateau, I get challenged. yes, again. yes, another 2 on 1. No, not little kids this time. A dad and his son. I'm gonna guess the kid was around 13. I saw them approach the court earlier. The first shot I saw the dad shoot was a free throw that aired way left. it was about 10-15 minutes after that that they decided to challenge el supero roberto. Their ball was flat. I guess of all the other people out there, I looked like the loser. haha. So it's 2 on 1, full court. I let them have the ball first, and lay off on defense, Just to get a feel of how this game is going to go. And well, I might as well be playing against the 8 year olds. They pass the ball among each other a lot(which is weird since I'm not playing any defense whatsoever), until one of them tosses up a brick. They hit a couple, but it's pretty ugly. One play, the dad went all the way to the basket, and threw it straight up drawing nothing but air. But this is where it gets fun. Offense. These guys are hounding me. I mean a serious double team. Lakers vs. Bibby. I guess when you got offensive game, you make it up on the defensive end. A couple times, the dad got a piece of the ball. A few times, he comes up with it. But most of the time, I used my array of uh.. scratch that. Most of the time I just used my crossover to get around them. No spin moves. No between the legs (actually I did that once, because I actually thought in my head "shit rob, you haven't gone between the legs once yet"). No 1 handed crossovers. NO behind the backs. Just your generic left to right, right to left. I can't count how many times I went from right to left, getting the step on the dad, and watching the kid over play and step way left, leaving me an open path between the 2. so that got boring. I was hitting my layups easily. So, I pulled up from the half court. inside Left iron. 3 points. haha. That brang a smile to everybodies face. Then I went inside corner @ the halfcourt. Air ballll. haha. The left after I tore them a new one. I don't know if I should feel bad about showboating, or if I should feel good that I was showing them the super tricks. I only do it to let other people have a good time WATCHING ME OWN THEM. haha. just kidding. they were nice people. I treated them fairly. When I was up big, that's when I resorted to the half courter and a couple pull up jwill style 3s. But damn. I wish it was the white/asian chick asking me to ball with her. Except she did have 3 HUGE white guys with her. I don't think they'd take kindly to me wooping their ass and taking their girl. haha. dream on robert. ouch Sunday 5/26/2002 @ 5:46:36 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no After-thoughts 1) *** came back home and referred to the kings as "we." I believe it was in the sentence "we were up by 24." ouch. 2) channel 3's post game report sucks. I can't stand watching it. dang stiffs. hoops time. my box smells like fire. Before it starts Sunday 5/26/2002 @ 12:26:29 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no 2 WORDS I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN AFTER THE NBA PLAYOFFS. 1) SWAGGER 2) POISE jesus. who started this nonsense? tom tolbert said the word swagger like 15 times in 4 sentences yesterday. Was is word of the day on Sesame street or something? I don't disappoint. except in real life. Sunday 5/26/2002 @ 2:47:28 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Well uh, glory more, it's the kings game 4. keep that funk alive! Game 4, Kings VS. Lakers See, if i thought of that for game 3 it would've been Glory B, Kings Game 3. And that is so much cooler. Kings Keys bitch! 1) The Ankles :: Peja, cwebb, dc, and now bobby? As long as nobody else turns one, we should be ok. 2) defensive rebounds :: The lakers are going to win it with putbacks. stop the shaq cherry picking. 3) webber :: 30 points tonight mr. webber. nothing less. Lakers keys! 1) Fox :: Rick fox has to shoot less. Who does he think he is? me? 2) Fisher :: Derek Fisher has to pass the ball to shaq. Who does he think he is? me? 3) Lindsay Hunter :: DNP-CD for the win. ROCK! 2:30! WAKE UP! "They definitely handed it to us—there are no ifs, buts or ands about it," Samaki Walker said.hahah. ifs buts or ands! ifs ands or buts you stupid! "This is a perilous situation," said Kobe Bryant,...WOAH. hold your horses kobe. Some of us are only in the 4th grade here (me and samaki) and don't understand your words like "perilous." Did you learn that word from Mr. Expansionalism himself? -------------- my box melted yesterday and wouldn't boot up for 3-4 hours towards the end of the night. Not cool. I moved my box downstairs today so that I could program where a) it is 15 degrees cooler than upstairs and b) there is no internet to distract me. Still didn't get that much done, but at least my box didn't crash once. Then again, all I ran was rew, snes9x, winamp & vc++. DOOm3 Leaked footage out there. SOmebody grab it for me. Not really in the mood to go download it myself. The celtics-nets game was absolutely awesome. I got chills towards the end of that game. watching Paul Pierce (who I will nickname PeePee if it's kings vs. celtics in the finals) work the nets defense and cut to the hole on nearly every possession was spectacular. la writers Saturday 5/25/2002 @ 12:48:42 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no More proof that NBA analysists are retards. (except that they can spell analysist and I can't) The Lakers cannot allow Webber to catch and shoot, uncontested or late-contested, in the elbow area. Does somebody want to bet whether or not this writer has ever wrote that the key to the kings winning is webber down low? what faggots. Hoo boy. this is what it's all about. Friday 5/24/2002 @ 9:52:33 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no I started sweating during the 4th. Rick fox shot 7 shots in the 1st half. so did kobe. Something wrong there Lakers fans? RICK SKECHERS FOX SHOT AS MUCH AS KOBE. haha. keep doing that lakers. *I* could beat rick fox 1 on 1. If he wants to play, just call me up and I'll prove it. And if he doesn't call, I'll take that as him being scared of me. Lindsay hunter jacking up 3s:: hahhahah. lindsay hunter. I bought his rookie card for 15 cents like 2398209458 years ago. I don't know why I did it, but I did. It's worth like $-0.15 now. #10 yep yep. #4 yep yep yep. #16 comes back for game 5? KINGS WIN BY 88 points. ATTN :: LAKERS BANDWAGON FANS :: Sorry, the bus is full in sac. no jumping aboard faggots. Let me state this again :: KINGS > MAVS > LAKERS. NATIONAL CHEESEBURGER DAY 5/20/02. E3??? fuck that. it's still NBA time bitches! wtf is up with LaSalle Thompson on channel 3. Uh. Hey guys, hire me. *I* could beat LaSalle Thompson 1 on 1 in an analysis role. If he wants to analyze against me, just call me up and I'll prove it. And if he doesn't call, I'll take that as him being scared of me. more later. my brain is still off. hick hup rock Friday 5/24/2002 @ 5:32:55 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no mozilla 1.0RC3 is out. netscape 7 PR1 is out. I tried ns7 at work and it's the same crap. Except the integrated IM now has icq too. I don't think you can connect to both aim and icq with it, only one or the other. From the 3 seconds i used both, it seemed like aim was completely integrated so that what you get in the aim client is all fully functional in NS tab bar (minus ads). But the icq client seems to be completely worthless giving you IM and little else. I'll check up on it more next week when I go back to work. 30 freaking minutes to tipoff. Hurry up already. I can't wait to see the god damn biased nbc announcers again! YAY! Alt+home = go to home page. OH NO :: *** and his pal are here. eh. they've got 30 minutes to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE or we are so screwed. Not again Thursday 5/23/2002 @ 11:24:18 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no GAME 3 KINGS @ LAKERS WCF I'm still hoping that it's the kings pulling a big sham about peja not playing, but it's looking more and more like it's for real. dang. keys to the game. 1) More Points :: yeah 2) Better Free Throws :: yep 3) Dunk the ball :: yes 4) Keep that funk alive :: glory b, da funk's on me. 5) If we win, we get to go to McDonalds :: but i like the hyatt 6) Why be Plain? :: It's crunch time 7) Shots of Gena Lee :: AND TWINS! 8) Love it live :: Peja + trophy 9) Love it live :: Baha Men?? 10) #10 :: Dime. exciting isn't it. Added backup center Scot Pollard: "I don't go out much in L.A. There are too many places you can get killed. There is one nice restaurant in L.A., though. I'm not going to say which one it is because I don't want to see anyone there."Scared of food poisoning mr. pollard? haha. woe is me Thursday 5/23/2002 @ 2:26:25 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no So as i sit here getting paid to do nothing, I wonder about all these NBA analysts and wonder what they really do all day before they write their 1 page bore-a-thon. and i imagine it's something like my life. wake up. go somewhere. say "that looks like 2 dogs humping." get food. get ice cream. sit in front of a computer. stare at the screen, think about basketball and eventually become bored enough to type something. dooo doooooo doooo doooooooo PEJA FOR THREEEEEEEEEEE. Marv Albert : Yes! Sleep, Lazy. Thursday 5/23/2002 @ 2:29:38 AM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: I got so hungry and lazy I ate 4 bananas on Tuesday night. That was nasty. Progress of the project is a but stalled until I can get my copy of ulead video maker thingy. I hope that enables me to add pics to a vid file. A great new day has occured I freed 10GB off my HD. Amazing. impersonation Wednesday 5/22/2002 @ 2:01:02 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no You know that feeling we're going to get on friday when Peja gets the ball in the left corner, starts his dribble, fakes right, pulls up, slowly arcs the ball over his head, snaps his wrists and lets out the smoothest looking rainbow right in to the net? well take the inverse of that. That emotional high and low has been flying through me over the past month. oh right. and the latimes really sucks. I was just reading it. I came across one article that I thought was actually a decent read.. And then I realized that it was stolen from the sac bee. haha. WEDNESDAY! NO ED :( ALMOST FRIDAY :) CELEBRITY BOXING 2 :| Badda Boom! Tuesday 5/21/2002 @ 4:25:58 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no CUBAN: Especially when I come and slice your f---ing nuts off. Just try and tell me you don't like Cuban after reading a quote like that. I saw LittleDave on a bike today. The 1st thing i thought was "hey, that's a really small person on a bike" The 2nd thing was "wouldn't it be really funny if the first thing I thought was Pass Me the FUcking Ball?" 3rd thought : yep. that would've been pretty funny. Checking out Web2pop right now. Works great. Less Filling. Metroid prime e3 trailer. pretty swank. The ncheck out the new GBA Zelda screenshots. 4 Links? wtf? Lastly spooge on the GC Zelda footage. <----- CHECK OUT THE OWNAGE. SECRET WEAPON #2! ------------ Today at work we came across something cool. I don't think I told you guys (actually I think I only told my 160 partner last quarter about it) but there was a huge security problem with the program. I told my boss about it when I first tried it and it worked, but she wrote it off as a minor thing. She figured that nobody would ever think to do that. Blah I thought. shit. If I could do it, Anybody could. (and really, it's stupid. I'd say it here, but it's so dumb you should try it yourself on every other site out there) oh well. not my problem. (even though I could probably fix it if I didn't have other stuff to slack off on) And then today. Somebody did it. haha. The access he got was towards a bunch of scripts that gave him access to the questions and answers to the quizzes and post-labs. And 1 powerful sucker that I am sometimes working on :: the User Administration. Luckily enough, the User Administration was disabled by me because I had the database pointing elsewhere for testing. So when he tried it, the program bombed and an error report came up in the log. The other programmer comes up to me and asks rhetorically "you're the hacker. so how'd he do it?" with a laugh. So I showed him. haha. Sweet. We've got the dude's ip address and everything. So in all likelyhood, he's gonna get a knocking on his door and a boot to the ass. haha. all because we didn't securely protect the program. hahaha. There's another bug in the program. I think I told my boss about that one. It let's you spoof email easily. I hit datafox with it. And if I remember, I'll hit dark timmy and youtea with it too. I'm posting it right here that I'm going to spoof email to them. But neither of those bastards reads this crap. So they fall victim to my ownage. I'll post here when I do it so you guys don't have to waste bandwidth visiting 2 of the worst sites on the internet until I start up the web wars. If anybody finds it ethically wrong for me to screw with people, please inform me now. If not, enjoy the show, After-thoughts. Tuesday 5/21/2002 @ 1:24:54 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no not cool: tues/wed/thursday downtime. cool: Peja on friday. not cool: shaq and a word that starts with C and ends with T. cool: that word is cexpansionalismt. not cool: McDonald's Cheeseburgers cool: Hyatt Cheeseburgers not cool: derek fisher no ears headband cool: Bobby/Chris 3rd eye NBA logo not cool: will smith cool: craig kilborn not cool: steve jones, bill walton, marv albert cool: grant napear, jerry reynolds, gary gerould, koz. not cool: horry flopping cool: refs calling blocking fouls not cool: webber's lack of an inside game cool: bobby's dominance of the inside cool: 15 point leads. not cool: 3 point leads. not cool: refs cool: cwhybeplaint not cool: 9am class cool: waking up after a kings' win. peace to my homies! Rizzle Shinizzle Mr. Dizzle Monday 5/20/2002 @ 12:58:26 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Kings vs. Lakers Game 2! 5 and 1/2 hours until tip off. Here comes the Storm! keys baby! 1) hedo! he don't! he do! :: Duh. I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon and preach what every other damn newspaper on earth has been saying. hedo needs to play better than (in the words of scot pollard) "a dead man" 2) Shaq :: Front shaq? Put vlade in front of shaq, and when they try to lob it over, have dc waiting for the pick. Or wait for them to lob it in to shaq. When shaq turns his big ass towards the basket to catch the lob, have a player standing there waiting for shaq's shoulder to ram in to your forehead. (blocking foul! bastards!) 3) me :: me. 4) refs :: bastard refs. QUOTE TIME "Real :: (Fox) jumped in his jock and made if difficult for him to get shots right off the bat," said Lakers' coach Phil Jackson. "That was one of the keys to the game." kobe out?. I bet he went to Carls Jr. Expecting the Lakers to win without Kobe is like expecting the Kings to win without Pej... oh wait. ----- smacked my head against the fridge. not cool. I only saw part of Game 1. Middle of the 3rd, the Kings were making a run. Then I had to leave. Sucks. Word of advice, don't listen to ESPN radio. Those fuckers are beyond retarded. Sort of like NBC but with 1/2 the knowledge. That's pretty sad. A hahaha Friday 5/17/2002 @ 2:13:53 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no I saw Minh riding his bike today. When I realized who it was, the first thing that I thought was "PASS ME THE FUCKING BALL." hahah. you get this lap dance here for free. That song sucks, but the real video is soft core porno. Premature ejaculation Friday 5/17/2002 @ 1:18:12 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Kings vs. Lakers. Western Conference Finals So I don't think i'll be able to post this tommorrow, or early saturday, so here it comes way too early. You get the full analysis you lucky bastards. Who's better in what? Who has what advantage? Disadvantage? I bring it to you fresh from the over biznatch! Point Guard :: Mike Bibby vs. Derek Fisher :: Stats = + 1 Bibby. Smarts = + 1 Bibby. Clutch = +1 Bibby. Defense = Tie for 0. Headband over Both Ears = -5 Fisher. Bibby 3, Fisher -5. Edge :: Kings. Shooting Guard :: Doug Christie vs. Kobe Bryant :: Stats = +1 Kobe. Smarts = Tie. Clutch = +1 Kobe. Defense = +1 Kobe. Ankles = +1 Kobe. Trademarked Hand Gesture = +2 Doug. Gayness = -18 Kobe. Doug 2, Kobe -14. Edge :: Kings. Small Forward :: Hidayet Turkoglu (TJ!) vs. Rick Fox :: Stats = +1 Hedo. Smarts = Tie for 0. Clutch = +1 Hedo. Defense = Tie for 0. Wearing Sketchers = -5 Fox. Hedo 2, Fox, -5. Edge :: Kings. Power Forward :: Chris Webber vs. Robert Horry AND Samaki Walker :: Stats = +1 Cwebb. Smarts = +1 Cwebb. Clutch = +1 horry. Defense = Tie for 0. Bad WillSmith Impersonations = -4 Horry. If I was a foot shorter, I'd be a bum on the street = -5 horry, -14 Walker. Dating Tyra = +24 Cwebb. Cwebb 26, HorWalk -22. Edge :: Kings. Center :: VladeDade Divac vs. ShaqPack O'Neal :: Stats =+1 Shaq. Smarts = +1 Vlade. Defense = +1 Shaq. Unintentional Comedy = -10 Shaq. Intentional Comedy = +10 Vlade. Own line of crappy shoes reminding all of us of Patrick Ewing and his own line = -8 Shaq. No hair - -3 shaq. Overnight full beard hair = +3 vlade. Vlade 14, Shaq, -19. Edge :: Kings. Bench :: Bobby, Scot, Gerald, Lawrence. vs. Mitch Richmond, Brian Shaw, George, Hunter. Stats = +1 Kings. Smarts = +1 Kings. Defense = +1 Kings. Willing to win a championship sitting on the bench :: -5 Mitch. 6th man contenders = + 1 bobby, +1 scot. 12th man Contenders = -1 Mitch. -1 Hunter. Kings 5, Lakers, -7. Edge :: Kings. Coaches :: Phil "F'ing the boss' daughter" Jackson vs. Rick "I look like Hitler with a beard" Adelman. NBA stats = +1 adelman. No all-stars = +3 Adelman. No all-stars = -5 Phil "I quit" Jackson. Hippie = -2 Phil. I had jordan = -4 phil. Robert doesn't like you = -20 Phil. Rick 4, Phil -31. Edge :: Kings. Total Score :: Kings 56 to Lakers -103. Ooh, that's gotta hurt. Kings Game 1 Keys! 1) The pick and roll and Mr. Pollard, Divac, and Webber :: Shaq going through the Pick? Why that's an offensive foul! Shaq going around the pick? Why not? he's got The footspeed of Phil Jackson! Flopping and rolling will be key. 2) DC :: Make Kobe work on the defensive end to make him struggle on the offensive end. Kobe might be moved to Hedo, so if that, then hedo's got to play. 3) The paint :: when you're not picking and rolling, you better be in the paint. I don't care if shaq is there. Break the toes motherf'ers. Lakers Game 1 Keys! 1) The Lakers have to shutup :: Fuel to the fire smart asses. That's directed at you Sketchers boy. 2) Kobe vs Bobby Round 1 :: If Kobe doesn't fight back, the game is over. Bobby will know he's got you in his bitch lock. 3) Lubrication :: I bet it hurts without it. if I was a real writer.... "Once again, here comes the truth," said crackhead Los Angeles forward Rick Fox Thursday, not realizing that Paul Pierce plays for the Celtics and his teammate's name is Ko-Bee. "They can't run from the truth" Rick said once again not realizing that his teammate's nickname is actually KB8 or 'Mr. I cut my fro off and put it downstairs. Look i have pubes.' Fox continued stating, "The truth is what has happened in the past is a characteristic of theirs. They have to change that. If they're to fulfill what they profess they want to accomplish, they have to change." Unbeknownst to me, I also found out Fox learned his styling 'I don't make any sense statements' when he majored in Expansionalism at BKU. GO KINGS **Note, I have a special picture of Kobe and Shaq that I am unable to share because of the lack of a file upload. Sorry. Maybe after the Lakers lose, ok?** Leave me alone, I won't pick up the phone Thursday 5/16/2002 @ 4:29:24 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no you know why *this->nba->basketball is great? Because there are only 2 teams left in the west. and of the 2, one are our (our as the possesive meaning mines and other Kings fans, not mines and you laker faggots) Kings. And the other are the Lakers. And that means every single article that is going to be written in the next couple weeks is about the kings vs lakers. Frank Hughes latest is absolutely wonderful. I'm hoping the great Bill Simmons writes some cool stuff on the games for he is most totally excellent. He's one of the few that I read and actually laugh out loud (or LOL to you lakers fans) at. Robert's 5 minute spontaneous composition of a Lakers suck joke: So i told kobe yesterday that masterbation kills kittens. He tells me ok. So i tell him that gay sex kills kittens too. And then he starts crying. I'm like dude, get a grip, I'm kidding man. Then he runs away flailing his arms. geez. Moron. Then the next day I saw kobe and was like dude why you so happy. And he was like my kitten's still alive! and i was like wtf dude you gay monkey. go to sportingnews to listen to the chris webber interview with James Brown. Is it just me, or does that not sound like cwebb? Just sort of sound like him, but not 100%. And1 mixtape tour is comin to sac on August 3rd. get ready white boy. in the bucket Wednesday 5/15/2002 @ 10:20:27 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Chezwick :: "If you go out with Diane..... that means the terrorists win!" ahahahahah matrix 2 Teaser is up. Here's a direct link for the 25 meg huge quality one. Go to the matrix.com if you need a different size. Or just watch starwars2? Vanilla coke is out today. GO get some. O'Neal was supposed to have the seven stitches in his right index finger removed after Tuesday night's game but took them out at home beforehand :: That sounds sanitary. ------------------------------------------ NBA CONFERENCE FINALS!!!! KINGS - LAKERS. Kings 4-0. Yep. I'm predicting another sweep. The kings will win in 4. If I need to explain, you really shouldn't be here. Go read slashdot or something. I am also predicting a Chucky Brown apperance! you heard me bitch! Chuck E Cheese Charlie Brown Mother Sucker! NETS - CELTICS. Celtics 4-2. Actually, I'm not really sure about this one. I haven't really seen either team play. As they both were expected to suck this year, neither (I believe) were on the Kings' tv schedule. And if you ain't playing the kings, you ain't worth watching. So who knows? The nets could play like shit, or the celtics could play like shit. If I had to guess, i'd say the celtics would win because the nets have jason Kidd and a bunch of nobodies (see Magic, page 1) and the Celtics have Psquared and Walker and a bunch of nobodies (see Lakers, page 2). So uh, celtics? uh Wednesday 5/15/2002 @ 1:24:16 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no copy and paste :: Sac bee. * Co-owners Joe and Gavin Maloof are scheduled to appear on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" on Thursday night. :: do we really have to watch that crap? later! back Wednesday 5/15/2002 @ 12:58:53 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no in 5th grade, I dunked all over Mugsy Bogues. Flat Monkey. Tuesday 5/14/2002 @ 11:14:54 PM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: I just thought that up. Good week for me. I pass my eng exam and I scored some gcs to the movies in Davis. Not bad. Not much food now but I on Sun grab some heniken beer. Not all beer can taste like piss right? Jedi Knight 2 training begins. I will lay the force down on the bots. I will nab about 20th place right after some 18 year old. Save it. Save it. Tuesday 5/14/2002 @ 2:09:14 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no 030010 is the number. http://www.mars.org/home/rob/proj/mpeg/mad-plugin/ Makes mp3s sound better? Go for it. Sense Field - Tonight and forever. :: I thought this was an old album when I saw my boss with it, but I just saw it in at Tower in the new section. It doesn't sound new. It's like a fresh early 90's semi-soft rock sound. emo style i guess. Pretty good. "Fun Never Ends" is the track you want if you're looking for just 1 good song. Anti gravity? watch the video and read the article. say it with me now. WTF? From the Notebook Tuesday 5/14/2002 @ 2:20:13 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no :: Turkoglu's 2 assists in yesterday's game TIED his CAREER PLAYOFF HIGH. blackhole! :: Responding to ongoing speculation out of Chicago that the Mavericks could trade Michael Finley to his hometown Bulls for the draft rights to Chinese center Yao Ming, Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said: "Finley for Yao Ming is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I don't think Yao Ming is as good as Shawn Bradley right now." Now that's an insult. just watch, cuban will do it if chicago asks. :: nowintzki getting hot and then the mavs not passing him the ball reminds me of peja getting hot and not getting the rock in the last game of the uth-sac series. Maybe it's a european thing? :: They say Peja needs at least 1 more week before coming back. Which means David Stern is scheduling a back to back kings-lakers series for sat and sun. Thanks! :: Don Nelson turns 62(!) on Wednesday. :: gavin was drunk right? :: if the lakers and celtics win tommorrow, and the nets win wednesday, and bill walton needs to do 30 games in 30 days, who is going to play thursday? Kings-Lakers? No way. The NBA is rigged. The pistons will win tommorrow, sending walton to Boston on Thursday for a celtic 4-2 series. The hornets will win wednesday, sending walton to charlotte for a nets 4-2 victory on friday. Then BigRed is coming to Sac for game 1 on saturday. Make sense? good. ------- the ps2 has been cut to $199. if the xbox get's a price cut and word gets out that YOU CAN BURN XBOX GAMES ON A CDRW, who knows what will happen. And first Monday 5/13/2002 @ 10:33:33 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no WOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOWOWOWOOWOW YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Alright, That was awesome. I wasn't as enthusiastic as I should have been, but that was freaking awesome. But uh, I'm sure everybody who watched the game with me thought I was a Mavs fan. Did anybody see nowitnzki in the 3rd? he hit like 4 or 5 straight. then the kings called a timeout. And the mavs didn't pass the ball to notwinzki the rest of the damn quarter! it's not like the kings were really denying him the ball either. What the hell? It's great for the kings that they didn't pass him the ball, but man, I hate watching bad basketball. it's just not cool. w00t w00t w00t sometimes i feel like the only kings fan in the entire world. search results for Grant Napear Sucks. haha search results for Grant Napear Jerry Reynolds sucks. haha search results for Gerald wallace and son Davyn. the nba and us. that's it. Yeah. Already Monday 5/13/2002 @ 2:35:12 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Kings. Mavericks. Game 5. Who expects the Mavs to come out tonight completely unfocused and ready to lose? Great! Mavericks Keys 1) Shawn Bradley :: The 2nd pick of the 93 draft had better show up tonight. I'm going to pick stuff out of my ass again, and say that Mr. Bradley is going to see more than 10 minutes of action to try and clog the middle. 2) Stevie Nash :: Walton calls him stevie, why can't I? 2:1 A:T tonight and the mavs will win it. 3) Refs :: This will be the 2nd game in a row that the refs are going to all but hand you the game. Do something about it. Kings Keys 1) No 1/2 Nekkid people watching the game :: you heard me damnit. 2) Cowbells :: They can't ever go silent. A moment of silence is a crack in the armor. 3) 33% 3 pointers :: 1 out of 3 is all I ask. Do it and you shall be rewarded. This is it! Observation :: Flat Orange Soda + Melted Ice (aka water) = Orange Gatorade. A crappy post Sunday 5/12/2002 @ 3:17:00 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Slam Online Links. I've been meaning to link this damn site on the left, but the ftp has been crapped forever now and I can't update the external file. So uh, yeah. click and read. here's a funny quote from the page to wet your appetite. How about the quote from Woody Allen: "Manute Bol is so skinny, to save money on road trips they just fax him from city to city." This is cool. Embedded images in the aphex twin album. Aphex twin is uh.. freaky music if you've never heard of them/him. More about the game :: The christie fall? I missed it. Yeah. Why? Because it was half time, i figured I'd go call a phone number to cancel my subscription to PSM. So i do, and wouldn't you know it, I end up on the phone for like 10 freaking minutes, missing the beginning of the 3rd completely. argh. - I also was ready to blame myself if the Kings' lost. (yeah, i'm weirdly superstitious like that. There are other things I believe in too for the Kings) I half awoke at 10, went back to sleep, got back up at 11, went back to sleep, woke up at 12, went back to sleep, and got up at 12:50. I missed the first 8 minutes of the game and the Kings' were losing. - Surprising Stat :: 19 assists for the Kings. - Missing Class on Monday? :: I want to. But damn, if the Kings lose, I'd have to miss class on Wednesday too to see Game 6. Which is not cool. - Last Monday me and Slade rushed back to my place after class only to find *** sitting in front of the TV watching the game wearing nothing but boxers. uh... 1) *** is not a Kings fan. 2) He is not even a basketball fan. 3) It was not hot Monday. 4) oh wait. I forgot. It's ***! Nothing strange about that at all. - That leads to Superstition #2 :: NON-BASKETBALL FANS CANNOT WATCH THE KINGS GAME. This goes way back to when the word Kings and Playoffs were antonyms. And i think it proved itself game 2 with naked ***. If you don't know what a technical foul is, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. if your advice consists of Shoot a 3!, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. If you keep saying stupid stuff that even the newbiest of fans should know already, and then expect me to laugh or say some of my patented spontaneous Zingers, but instead I say nothing and keep my attention focused entirely on the game, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. If you see Webber holding the ball at the top of the key and say "shoot it!", GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. If you have the nerve to ask me who the King's best 3 point shooter is, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. And most importantly, if you're sitting in your boxers, wacking off to Wang Zhizhi, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE] - Annoying :: Game 3 almost had the previous superstition come in to play. I was watching the beginning of the game whe n I heard the dreaded door open. I was actually contemplating earlier that day to watch the game in my room with my headphones on to avoid the dreaded superstition #2. But, survivor was also on that day, so if channel switching is needed, I have to watch downstairs. Anyway, the dreaded door opens and *** enters. He walks over to see what I'm watching. I don't flinch at all. All i'm thinking about is 1)kings kings kings kings and 2) fucking superstition. So he asks "Kings game?" (Key Note : if you have to ask if it's a kings game, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.) I say "yes". That was the wrong move man. I just opened the door for *GASP* conversation. F bomb, here it comes. "have you seen those...." fuck me til you love me faggot. FACT :: if i answer you with a simple Yes or a No, i probably do not want to mave conversation with your lonely ass. Get a hint man. Back to the point :: MInor superstition/annoying behavior : Do not talk about things other than the game at hand. *** asked me how far I'd think we'd (as in the household, even though I'd never team up with ***) get in the tourney. I say Nowhere. I say we have no teamwork. We would get nowhere fast. And *** says... fuck. i don't know. something stupid as always. *** and youtea carry on a conversation behind me (while i'm watching the fucking game) about which is better, Firearms or CS. And it's sad. it really is. It's sort of like 2 little girls fighting*. They're both swinging their arms at each other and throwing kicks, but every shot that lands isn't strong enough to do anything to the other. And they'll just keep punching and kicking all night, until Big Rob comes along and scares them away. Or actually, more like, halftime I switch it to Gilmore Girls, and they run to their computers. Thus avoiding Superstition #2. Thank you. You all have me to thank for game 3's victory. * = It's an analogy. what I'm saying is that the argument wasn't going anywhere. Apples and Oranges. Not this again :: You're stifling my Creativity! My hunger! Stifled! My sleep is stifled! This entire post has been composed over the last 4 hours. Feels good to get my crazy ideas off my chest. Thank you. I will go kill myself now. woohaa Saturday 5/11/2002 @ 6:51:33 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no 3 cheers for bibby and bobby. The signups for the jedi knight 2 "tourney" starts today. I put it in quotes because it's about as far from a tournament as possible. check out the rules. You have to rack up 12 frags as fast as possible vs. bots. wtf? best times win? I like how me and psymon are in the same bracket now. I OWN JOO PSYMON. The skill level of the bots is Padawan. Is that easy mode? cool. topcoder.com. not even going to try. mozilla 1.0RC2 came out yesterday. I'm still waiting for the final before i pull down a 1.0 Now to play some fake basketball. the fake stuff, is the good stuff. It's my clone! Saturday 5/11/2002 @ 12:02:01 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Kings Vs Mavs :: Game 4 It's do or die time for the Mavs. Win this one, and we start over. Lose it, and you better find some cheat codes. SacKings Keys to the game. 1) Hedo needs to hit his shots :: Even though Peja couldn't hit the broad side of a ManiAACs ass this series, the Mavs never laid off him defensively. With Hedo out there, the defender is most likely going to give him a little extra space so he can help with the double teams down low. That's a split second less time webb and vlade-dade get in the middle, and a split-second more that hedo gets to knock down a jumper. Make them pay 2) Christie can't think he's superman :: So Christie had a good game, but he can't go in to tommorrow thinking he's going to lite them up again. Make the extra bounce pass down low before you throw up the 3 ball. 3)Scot Pollard :: needs to play. game 2 he didn't play, we lost. 4)Gerald Wallace :: needs to play. Game 2 he didn't play, we lost. 5)Rick Adelman :: needs to coach. game 2 he didn't coach, we lost. DallasMavs Keys to the game. 1)Make sure the refs got the right gameplan from Stern :: The refs will let you win this one. so play a little bit dirtier. 2)Bench Van Exel :: I don't care what you see, but what I see is a player who gets numbers because he puts up bad shots and makes them. Come crunch time, make sure Nash brings it up. 3)Eduardo Najera has a thumb :: Dude. I don't care if it hurts. you have a cast on your thumb. Have you ever felt a cast before? Have you ever felt a cast-ed thumb up your ass? Use it to your advantage. Eminem - Superman :: Awesome chorus. But I do know one thing though. Bitches they come, they go. saturday to sunday monday. monday through sunday yo. maybe i'll love you one day. Maybe we'll someday grow. till then just sit your drunk ass on that runway ho. Saw spidey with datafox, nojbehr, & slade. Definitely a cool movie. But to top it off, Spider-man was outside the theater. Not just outside standing there, but Giving out free personal pan pizzas. Slade ran down the rest of us and informed us of spidey's cool offer. So after I got my pizza, I gave spidey a handshake and told him his movie was cool. That was a kodak moment. CELEBRITY BOXING 2 on FOX :: With Manute Bol??????? WTF? The spaniards set the q3 world record of *GASP* most stacked players. uh, wow? I am poor and do not have a $20 to try this with. rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles online. M. Friday 5/10/2002 @ 2:28:28 PM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: I am Meeting Slade at 4, 234 Wellman to drop off the tickets you can meet there. Nojbehr is meeting at the theater. I am leaving for Campus at 3:20 so if you want to respond do so before that time. question Friday 5/10/2002 @ 1:06:51 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no where are we meeting? i need clerification I Have Pics! Friday 5/10/2002 @ 4:27:14 AM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: I have 2 pics I wanted up but prohosting says my pass is wrong. One pic is of the 3 Ninjas and the other is my winnings from Mon. JK2 is fun and frustrating. Those Jedis are tough bastards. oh man Friday 5/10/2002 @ 3:46:04 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no This picture of wang Zhi ZHi is so bad, it deserves a post here.  Nash : Wow. the big chink did something! Newman : Good job chinaman! Give me a High Five! American High Five! Van Exel : Let me help you slanty eyes! Give me your hand! High Five Newman! Wang : Ni Hao?!?! It is hilarious in itself. It doesn't need a caption. NBA2k2. me as kings vs the cpu as Mavericks. I was up by 8 with a minute to go in the 4th. And then the Hack-a-rob strategy came in to play. I stroked a solid 1 for 4 from the line to win by 3. haha. That's clutch baby! The auto-sub put in Wallace, so of course I had to feed him the ball. I hit a turn around from the block for this first shot. Then I managed a steal with somebody, passed it to webber near the half court line and ran the 2 on 1 break. Wallace was running down the right side, so I pushed the pass button to kick it to him. And then a second of horror came upon me as I saw the ball leave Webber's hands and fly 10 feet in the air towards the basket. I thought he was going to turn it over. But then it happenned. Wallace flew from like 304950495 feet away, grabbed the ball out of the air, and dunked that mother fucker. it was amazing. Absolutely amazing. Let me pull a Sports Announcer :: The kings should be up 3-0. If Nash didn't hit those lucky 3s the game would've been the Kings. Jedi Knight 2 Gateway Challenge Signups start on may11th. Let's see psymon get screwed again. I can't see me lovin nobody but you for all my life Thursday 5/9/2002 @ 4:52:06 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Game 3 : Kings Vs. Mavericks Keys to the game. Cliff Notes Edition 1) The Kings have to out rebound the Mavs : more rebounds! 2) The Kings have to score more points then the Mavs : More points! 3) Sean can't be kicked out of Survivor : If sean gets the boot, so do the Kings. Check out the MVP voting. Everybody on there considers some consideration... except for 1 guy. Mike Bibby???? Who voted for Mike Bibby? But that's cool I guess. If I got 1 vote for MVP, I'd stick that on my resume. I can't give you guys the new top 10 list. damn ftp is down. I know you're all dying to see Yellow Camaro take #1, Eminem - Without Me debuting at #2, and Andrew W.K. taking spots #4 and 5 with Party Hard and It's Time to Party. Your loss! From: Nsynclili@aol.com | Block Address | Add to Address Book IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING :: that two towers being an insensitive name petition? IT'S A JOKE. the guy who started it? A GUY FROM THE shacknews THREADS. Pretty funny to me. To the left :: if that doesn't get me chicks, nothing will. haha I Was A Thursday 5/9/2002 @ 1:26:55 AM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: paid male model on 5/6/2002. OUCH Wednesday 5/8/2002 @ 5:16:53 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Hey, remember a long time ago when I complained that my 188 class was 1/2 fob (it's actually 2/3 fob now) and nobody would laugh at my jokes when I had to present. eh. Nobody laughed at my jokes today. My last one (Which was absolutely killer) got blank stares. I almost stopped and yelled "AREN'T YOU IDIOTS EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?" I just ended up smiling and pausing a lot towards the end; not thinking about the topic anymore, rather thinking about how stupid the class is. God. My presentation was so hilarious, how can you not laugh? Here are the keywords I used that should've generated a chuckle at least. remember : my topic was the credibility of online journalism. If you can figure out how each thing corresponds to the presentation, you get the wabut seal of quality. Peja 1 for 7 Hacksaw 40 proof vodka Cure for cancer found in backyard Davis water is bad for you Robert is crazy. WTF. All 6 of those should leave you in fucking stitches. man. I really hate fobs now. anyway, the guy who presented after me hit me with the revelation as to why I got no laughs. nobody is paying attention. not even the teacher. jeez. i even used my deep echoing voice too. + HAND GESTURES! blah. I went to Kinkos. I thought you could print straight to transparencies from the copmuters. well, of course not. you have to print it out, then photocopy it on to transparences. assholes. $0.20 a minute to use the computers. $0.50 a page. $1 per transparency. so what should this have cost me? 0.2*2 + 0.5*6 +1*6 = $.9.40. my cost $3.60. $3.86 after taxes. hahaha. I rock so bad. after I used the computers, I picked up my printouts and went to a copy machine. the lady loaded it up with transparences and i photocopied them on. (after 1 paper jam of course). then i grabbed my key thing, went to the register, and handed it over. hmm. 6 photocopies. all transparencies. $6. I got a coupon for 40% off. Total price $3.60. wait, did you follow that? I was suppose to pick up my invoice for the computer, but I didn't. haha. It's not like i didn't know. I just didn't remember. And the lady didn't seem to care either. SCORE. whatever you bastards. LAUGH AT ME DAMNIT. pretend Wednesday 5/8/2002 @ 1:01:40 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no I played some hearts. my scores. 3 3 3 17 17 26 26 30 31 35 40 66. bastard shot the moon the last hand, but i still won by 5*. I played some super mario bros. Deluxe for gameboy. bastard princess is in another castle. ok. serious. i'm going to start working on my presentation now. * what's more sad : Me playing hearts, or me knowing how to play hearts and knowing what shooting the moon is? I think it's a tie. damn crap. Tuesday 5/7/2002 @ 10:40:21 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no woke up from my nap so that I wouldn't miss Ed. Turns out today's actually Tuesday and NOt wednesday. go fig. At least I got to see Gilmore Girls. Turtles - Happy together. weezer - Happy Together (live). Lakers got the L :: I like all the talk about how the spurs should've been up 1 - 0. Now It's going to be fun listening to all the sports guy saying the spurs should be up 2 - 0. And without robinson! OMG. it's like the magic winning without Ewing! Duncan got a triple double! haha. Depending on my mood tommorrow (and if i can do it without VMU space) i'm going to simulate the Mavs-kings game in nba 2k2 after I adjust the player's stats (like lower Bradley, increase Nash, and laugh if Wang ZhiZhi is actually in it). It will be ugly. Gear - n - teed. If there's any tell tale sign that it should be Peja's team and not Webber's team, look at the Crunch Time Stats for the playoffs. 5 King's make it Minus Webber, Vlade, and Scot. Scot's understandable since he's not out there with 2 minutes left. Vlade at least showed up for the first round. But Webber is nowhere to be seen. Then again, If doug christie And rick Fox are Top 4, the stats probably don't mean anything in the first place. gonna write me up a presentation. a yup. This is what I feared the most Tuesday 5/7/2002 @ 4:34:44 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Presentation on the 8th. Here's the problem: I'm the 3rd person to present in my Computer Ethics class. #1 and 2 went today. And to put it honestly, they were boring. Since the presentations have to last for at least 15 minutes, making a presentation NOT boring takes a lot of work. #1 was few slides, lots of talking. #2 was a lot of slides, a lot of talking, and hot chick. And here comes #3. Me. I have a bunch of ideas on how to make a splash and keep the audience awake, but I got shot in the foot today by the professor. "This is how I like the presentations. blah blah blah blah something" when describing the 2 presentations today. WOAH. You like boring? do you watch c-span all day? wait. don't answer that. I was suppose to write up an outline of my presentation tonight, so i could hit up Kinko's tommorrow and print it out. But I've been playing Solitaire the last 2 hours (yeah. serious) and haven't got ANYTHING done. And the problem? I'm not scared. Not at all. It's not self-confidence. It's history. It's the falsehood of history. Those who have won Game 1 of a best of 7 series have won 79% of the time. Robert writing a presentation the night before (or the period before in high school or at work 2 hours before in 104A) has succeeded in A grades 100% of the time. The streak is going to die a horrrible death. I know it. But I can't get myself to do anything about it. Game 3 will reflect my presentation. If the class laughs, I've done my job. If the class laughs, the kings will win. And if I get stoneface reactions for 15 minutes then go through 8 minutes of questions I can't answer? 3 words :: Mateen. extended. minutes. HA! if this doesn't make you hungry, you need somebody to smack you over the head. But otherwise, I don't get it. What does it all mean? My future Monday 5/6/2002 @ 9:34:52 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no I think I have a chance of becoming some kind of analyst for basketball games. What more is there to it then pulling stuff out of your ass and writing them? My keys to today's game were right on the money. 1) Finley had a horrible game and the mavs won. 2) POllard got a DNP-cd 3) there was a whole mob of tyedye freaks 4) i didn't see webber tie them up. ( granted i only say the end of the 3rd and the 4th) 5) I saw the translator commercial. Nice. xbox will bomb like the dreamcast. I'm BEING STIFLED. STIFLED! CReativity... STIFLED! GEnius.... STIFLED! this doesn't look good :: I went to work this morning booger powered. It went away until around 5 or so. Then it left again. And after my nice nap, it's back in full force. This is not cool. I have a presentation wednesday, and leaking snot != good impression. iydltydlnbab! Monday 5/6/2002 @ 3:23:36 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Kings vs. Mavericks. Game 2 I'm going to miss the entire game day today due to class, but hopefully slade will have a radio with him to keep tabs on the game. Keys to the game. Both sides at once! 1)Michael Finley. The press keeps mentioning the german and canadian dude having to get hot. But it's Mr. Finley who will do or die for the mavs. if he's cold, don't expect solid contributions from Nash and Nowinzki to be enough. 2)Mr. Pollard. A nice 4 minutes in game 1 despite Cwebb taking a dump on the bench? Nobody expects VladeDade to do it twice in a row. Scot's going to have to work the glass today to make his bobblehead proud. 3)Headbands.Webber and Bobby were sporting them saturday. If any whiteboys have them, expect nothing but hell and 2 foot air balls. When I think white and headband together, I think of that horrendous Bill Walton picture on the tyedie shirts. make it stop. make it stop. 4)Shoelaces. Webber needs to stop and tie his shoe AT LEAST once on TV for the Kings to win today. Dada needs to do something about those laces. 5)# of peja, vlade folsom lake ford commercials. We need 3. Especialy the translator one. piitbashttl! teh Sunday 5/5/2002 @ 10:40:34 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Matrix 2 article and photos Download me :: Eminem - Without Me video. funny stuff. Watch me :: Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness video. Sounds like they distorted the guitars? Otherwise, the video is interesting. Not awesome, just interesting. Everybody looks emotionless, and jim looks like he's fake emoting. But there are damn cool gfx in it though. tonight's alias :: Awesome. The way it ended was definetly cool. Not the getting shot part (I think that guy is cool) but that it's all coming together. I can almost forgive them for that whole prediction crap. I'm writing my Backgrounder in ms word right now. I just wrote this really weird sentence. I hit period, and the green Squiggly lines appear. i right click, and OMG the sentence they recommend actually conveys my thought in a much more linear and easier to understand manner! +1 point Microsoft Word! 48 Hours. Sunday 5/5/2002 @ 7:23:40 PM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: I am taking over my sister's box to grab a hit now. I have not used the net all weekend. I spend all my time sleeping, reading and playing old games like Homeworld. From 8AM-7PM. Dang that is a lot of time to hang around school. I like Dell Keyboards. secret's out Sunday 5/5/2002 @ 1:41:08 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Whether or not the Kings have the best fans in the NBA is open for debate. But one thing is certain: Sacramento has the worst road locker room in the league. linkage Sunday 5/5/2002 @ 3:24:28 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no http://www.whitetrash.nl/rgb/index.html skillionaires still proud to be from sac? http://jdoom.newdoom.com/ go read the dallasnews page. It's not bad at all... which surprises me greatly. The la times sucks. The sf chronicle sucks. Usa today sucks. new york times, wall street journal, both suck. But the dallas paper doesn't. wow. IMPORTANT Saturday 5/4/2002 @ 6:41:02 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Important details about today's game : 1) Neither I nor Datafox won the bet. 2) Craig Kilborn was there. 3) Tyra was there. 4) I don't like Hedo's hair. 5) #4 rhymes with #2 and #3. That is all. Play John Tesh Anthem now. Saturday 5/4/2002 @ 2:27:04 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Kings vs Mavericks Sacramento Keys to the game: 1) Slash to the hole. Nothing breaks down an opponents running game then slashing to the hole. A quick drive NEVER returns a long rebound. And with Nowitzki (spell checked) being the ONLY decent rebounder on the mavs team, if he's not on the glass, the kings will get the easy put backs. And if he's on the glass, he's not running on the break. If you can force nowitski to stay on the glass defensively, the mavs will have a problem leaping over the kings. 2) Throw Elbows. Nothing says I Love You like an elbow to the noggin. Subtract 1 of their Semi-all-stars and you've got a much easier to defeat mavericks team. 3) Let Van Exel have it. Van Exel is the worst addition the mavericks could possibly have on their team. You read all the claims that Van Exel is a wonderful addition, but it's all bull shit. Come crunch time, you WANT to see van exel with that ball. Van exel is the Black Hole with the ball. it's going to be fun to watch nelson on the bench wince when Van Exel tries to beat the king's off the dribble and throws up a nasty 2 pointer when the rest of the Mavs are way open. 4)Set a body on Nash Dude's crazy. Set your feet, and wait for the charging call to take nash out of the game. 5)Hedo's Hair Whether or not I like it will be the key to the opening of Hedo's Skillz today. Dallas Keys to the game: 1)Give Webber the jumper: Even if he's hot from out there, let him have it. I shouldn't have to tell King's fans how badly we don't want Webber trying to shoot jumpers all day. The lack of arc on his jumper means the balls coming out long. and long boards = head start. 2)Leave Christie open: Of the king's 8 man rotation, Christie is EASILY the worst shooter. Proof? Look. Is there an uglier looking stroke then that? (Unless that's actually a Pass to somebody. then that would make sense.)And, he can't shoot for a shit in Nba Live either. haha 3)Force Vlade to play When the glass and running is as important as it is, Vlade out there instead of Pollard is a big help to the mavs. ----- In the words of the Great Bill Simmons of Espn, the shaq Crunch bars commercials are some of the Great Unintentional Comedy pieces of the century. Who the hell though of "Why be plain" ? Is Marv Albert blind now? They were showing him on TV and it looked like he didn't know where the camera was ever. He was fidgeting his eyes everywhere. I wonder if anybody is actually watching the Kentucky Derby. Shipping Info: Your NIKE iD product should arrive around Sat, Jun 1, 2002.Is that for real? help Saturday 5/4/2002 @ 2:14:40 AM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no where's the reset button? i've got that gut feeling.. that today's bad.. that nothing good is going to happen today... I just quit playing Zelda : Seasons because the feeling was creeping through my body. Or maybe that's just hunger. nah. not hunger. This is different. prove me wrong update : I'm not making it any better. 23 minutes. NUmbers game Friday 5/3/2002 @ 10:25:01 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no Alright. 0 upsets Total in the playoffs so far. I picked 1 upset, but it didn't come true. Overall, only one of my number picks came out correct and 7 of outcome picks came true. Sad sad. Newly updated picks for the 2nd round! det-bos 4-3 detroit. nj-cha i picked this series to go 4-2 NJN before. If mashburn comes back strong, it might go 4-2 the other way. I got a feeling Mashburn will be ready, so switch it up. 4 - 2 CHAR (New orleans) Sac-Dall. 4-0 Sac. Yes, I'm crazy. But that's my pick. The NBA is probably going to try and rig it so it goes to at least 6, but something magical will happen with a rookie named wallace. you heard it here first. Wallace will play at least 1 minute and pull a Robert! Magic! And there's the god damn law of averages. In the utah series the kings show .400/.436 adjusted. Regular season .467/.497 adjusted. Toast. LAL-SAN. 4-2 Fakers. The spurs aren't going to let the fakers sweep them again. But if Robinson has no spine, it's over. know thy enemy I love that guy [Najera]. I told him at halftime he was a member of The Trillionaire Club. You ever heard of The Trillionaire Club? Once in a while, on the stat sheet, a guy will get 1 minute and then zeroes across the board. At the half (of Game 3), he had 10 minutes and zeroes. I told him to do something out there or he would be a member of The Trillionaire Club, for cryin' out loud! He didn't have a clue what I meant, but the rest of the locker room broke up.Is that what you call it? Trillionaire club? I could swear there was a much cooler term then that. Top 20! So many songs, so little space. The results are in - Everybody says Spider-mAn rocks. My brain chimes in - Kings - Mavs > *. Who Would Have Thought It Would Come That Far? Thursday 5/2/2002 @ 11:11:53 PM PDT by Datafox aim : cheapestchink :: icq : 9567677 :: Wow Mozilla 1.0 RC1 is out. Why RC1? I will not get that myself. Lunch was boring no crazy people this time. I must remember onions suck. They are too strong. I need my glasses back. I missed the bus cause I did not read the sign on the bus well and wavied it by. So I began walking home, my legs hurt for some reason no idea why maybe stress is getting to them. Luckily Youtea drove by and drove me back home and spared me about 15 min of pain and suffering. These sleeping habits are real bothersome. And I want my ADAPTER! This is what happens Thursday 5/2/2002 @ 6:31:28 PM PDT by wabut aim : no :: icq : no :: no - Me and Datafox both got a free boxed copy of Anarchy Online today. Despite our prestige in the gaming fields, it has taken over a year for funcom to meet our demands and give us not only the boxed game, but a free month to play the game as well. Thanks to Funcom for giving us these free games, once again proving that writing for that other website has been nothing but spectacular for our careers. So, you may ask, how too can we as mere mortals get a free game like you? Why, the answer is simple young one. Just look for the box marked "Free" the next time you get off your bus at school. - And fun fact from me :: Funcom also ported NBA hangtime on to the SNES. - look at some domo-kun. It truly is a waste of 4 minutes of your life. But if you need incentive : Underage Japanese Cheerleaders dancing with Domo-kun at the end. - doh. I was under the impression the "Statement of Problem" for my class was literally that. Just a one sentence statement. It's 800 words. Due on saturday at 5. Let me rephrase that. Due on Kings' Day in the middle of the game. Crappy. I just started it 5 seconds ago. I have 3 words already. "Fuck you professor." - http://www.nintendostreetteam.com/ - http://sec.greymagic.com/adv/gm001-ns/ mozilla buggy like IE. NObody WIns! - http://www.heptune.com/farts.html |
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