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<robert> : Isn't it getting a little late for movie submissions? --- I forgot the funny on saturday. I told psymon to go to gbatemp.net. And of course, the domain name got hacked that day and it forwarded him to boyfetishes . com with a picture of a kid on all fours in full s&m gear. That was great.
<robert> : ascii matrix
<Bruce> : If there is any kind of personality I like to get rid of for good, it is the paranoid kind. I live with 2 they drive me crazy trying to make things 'safe'. I always feel fairly safe after all I have ridden 100% of the time when I have driven and most are scared of me driving. You know if I had a house I would be tempted to never lock all the doors and windows.
<robert> : paranoid people are what drive ratings for "news specials about sharks that will eat yous" through the roof and make people buy tazers and pepper spray. Exploiting them is the key to victory. --- and they
<robert pushed enter instead of apostrophe (cont)> : and they're playing LORD clone at planetcrap now. I have never played kingsofchaos, but I will say without a doubt that LORd is 8 billion times more entertaining.
<Bruce> : I used to think only FedEX, ups and the us post office sucked. airborne express sucks too. You have a package that has been sitting in a wearhouse for 5 days and only will think about shipping it tomorrow.
<cowboy> : I'm glad Dat Phan won the standoff on Last Comic Standing because it was a case of Asian underdog blowing up in the face of his oppressors, but I'm sad that he had to take out Dave to do it. Dave rocked.
<robert> : microsoft wins. FATALITY. : a $1000 prize for using it? hurry up and install already.
<Bruce> : I used the beta. I want extra for DLing that.
After all these years living and eating I still lack an understanding of what a "dumpling" is.
<cowboy> : It's cool and funny at the same time Matrix ping pong
<Bruce> : My favorite pies:
1. Apple. No doubt it is the best.
2. Eskamo. Hmm so nice on a hot day and sticks are helpful.
3. Turkey Pot. Hmm creamy filling that makes me love the veggies in there no matter what they are.
I am sure my ratings help all. Oh well it will give my real short review on T3: B.
Much better than I hoped and it had a bittersweet ending that I liked I like that fate crap. Wish Connor was casted as some one else. That guy sucked however.
<robert> : this is a unhappy face :( --- you can't include pot pies with pies. that is like cheating. might as well add a pizza pie. and pie made of naked ladies.
<slade> : please click to help my brother beat other people in the great ALT Contest.
<cowboy> : I was a victim in a hit and run. Fortunately I was in the Safeway when it happened, but now i have to deal with insurance hassles.
<Bruce> : I am at UCI now. free net kiosks hahahaha.
<robert> : no admin access, means no java installation, means no homework at work, means another day that will be wasted doing nothing. this sucks
<robert> : Kobe hit it. Nice work Kobe!
<robert> : that binaryreport site is ownage. her full name, address, phone number, AIm screenname, pictures, haha. wtf.
<robert> : more damnit more. |puzzlepirates.com. beta testing beta testing argh me matey
<august> : You can always try the Schulze method -- paper & pencil drafts!
<Bruce> : After a long trip I would love a quiet house. My mom and grandma think differently.
<robert> : gunman rob => pencil. stupid java=>not worth pencil --- Bose QuietComfort 2 Acoustic Noise Cancelling Headphones : I think a car accident could happen right behind you and you'd never notice with these things on.
<Bruce> : Your job gets more awesome everytime I hear about it. Dang those would be cool if it did not need batts to go along with it.
<robert> : the $300 pricetag is nothing, the batteries are the dealbreaker. --- and ATTN DAVIS RESIDENTS : 93.7kxoa your home for hard rock in sacramento is going to be at CHIPOTLE GIVING away free stuff. oh wait. CHIPOTLE IN ROSEVILLE. HAHAHA. SUCKERS. THEY'RE NEVER COMING BACK
<Bruce> : Robert just made baby jesus cry.
<robert> : don't hate the player, hate the game! (???) --- 93.7KXOA is giving away free pc gamer! your home for howard stern in the mornings and hard rock all day. 93 point 7. K X O A sacramento. an infinity broadcasting company
<robert> : HA. Yugioh has a freaking hamburger that attacks. anti-drugs my ass
<Bruce> : Hey lay off of Yugi after all he has a clear enough mind to act like he is not cheating at the game. If anyone is on drugs it is clearly pegasus. After all he thinks magic + tech = power to resurrect people plus he really seems to like brightly colored toons. Hmmmm yea I think he is on meth + lsd + pot and who knows what else. Ok well maybe Yugi is on it too. His hair is trippy.
<whic> :
<Bruce> : Nuke the sun.
<robert> : rumor mill : neon keon for kurt thomas(knickerbockers)
<robert> : HAHAHA. damn 14 year olds
<robert> : retard rumor mill : +1 to me for not realizing that the neon keon trade rumor was in the freaking newspaper today and an even bigger trade rumor is the Brad Miller for scotty2hotty and hedon't.
<timmy> : Well, the whole 3 hours have been filled. So come to the Davis Underground Movie Festival. Chem 194 on the UCDavis Campus. Saturday, July 26th. Starts at 8pm ends at 11. See a movie with people from this site in it.
<Bruce> : Lack of admin means I am stuck with a computer that is an hour and 10 minutes in the future. Stupid admins.
<robert> : what the hell bruce. why didn't you nuke the damn sun again. it's hot hot heat
<Bruce> : Shut up, you smell funny.
<robert> : that is because the sun is back and I am sweating again. argh me matey. --- and in "I <3 this job" news, somebody stole my first paycheck and cashed it. Thanks! I hope you buy some good drugs with that! Whoever's idea was it to Mail paychecks instead of just handing them to me deserves an award!
<robert> : if anybody is wondering about my thoughts on brad miller, here is a tidbit :: I tried to trade for Brad Miller in the fantasy league all last season, but whoever had him wouldn't bite.
<robert> : how the hell did this guy make dallas' summer league team? Potential??? I should've been born in japan.
<ut> : sorry wabut, I drove by everyday and check your mailbox. You just volunteered to participate the "Save Youtea Fund."
<Bruce> : "Queer eyes for a straight guy" good name lame show.
How does some one cash a check?
<Bruce> : If I could have a T3 line for free, I would kill for it.
<robert> : f the world. right in those craters. -- I took off that NWS yugioh pic that bruce put up. No more load and scroll!
<Frency> : Okay. "She'll be back." Now go kill!
<Bruce> : NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need DMG!!!!!!
<Timmy> : Next movie: more funny stuff, more action, less drama. I'm thinking a surreal comedey.
<Bruce> : A dream of mine is to have a laptop again. or my comp in the kitchen so I never walk away from the stove. I just let a pot boil for 5 min before I was reminded of it again.
<timmy> : I'm thinking of a serial video series, kinda like red vs. blue but with live action. What do you think?
<Robert> : I like Cereal.
<Bruce> : It is that time of year where the ac is always be on. It is just getting unbearable these days. That or go off to borders for 6 hours. Actually that sounds like a plan. Too bad I have no car. If I had a car I would spend a lot of time away from home like arden or school. UCD has many places to sleep for the tired lazy bum I am.
<Bruce> : AC truly is great. I could sleep here. Well if I knew no one would bother me.
<robert> : Sleep in Library.
<Robert> : This for gbaSP.
<Robert> : I like cheap
<Bruce> : Haha lik sang is the funny.
<Bruce> : Thanks admins of UCD for finally getting rid of the annoying Norton exprired notice after 6 months. But you forgot to fix the clock.
Oh when you installed the new AV scanner you forgot to update it. It was over 7 months old. Wow you are well paid and smart. Good job, retards.
I scanned the comp and found over 50 viruses. Genius.
<robert> : bruce install trojan
<robert> : this my money
<Bruce> : Burgers sounds real good now.
<robert> : burgers are yummy
<robert> : This is 0%!!!
<cowboy> : so in the new SNK/Capcom game Dimitri has a move that turns men into women. I never needed to see a tg version of Guile
<robert> : what the fuck?
<Bruce> : Hahaha sounds like an awesome movie we should all go see it. SNK should have an anti-drug ad too.
<Bruce> : Oh yea on Weds I took a 20 min bus ride and ac was was flwoign right on me. Man why did I ever leave that bus. It was awesome.
<Bruce> : I forgot, 916-417-0300, you suck.
<ep> : in N out two days in a row now. tomorrow will be 3 in a row. rain is cool.
<cowboy> : Ha! This guy rocks. Check out his movies
<Bruce> : Using Firebird 0.6.1 now. Much more stable than before and just as usuable. Great upgrade.
<Bruce> : JLH's and Portman's careers are dead and Britney needs CPR now. I have a solution, these.
BOOYEA. Instant Genius. I think it is clear I am a brilliant marketing genius. NSFW.
<Bruce> : It is 6:30 here on the date of Aug 2nd and it is raining. During summer. Cool.
<robert> : I saw lightning!
<ut> : most girls are fucking stupid.
<mike> : back to the tape again...conclusion the same: shibby sucks!
<mike> : but fantastic commentary...he should take bill walton's job.
<Bruce> : Some people actually say 'catsup'? Wrong. So wrong.
Monday mornings are a very boring time.
<robert> : where is kent?
<robert> : bruce writes sinfest
<timmy> : anybody want to go to Comp USA on Tuesday? I'm price checking G4s
<robert> : keon trade? what?
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<Bruce> : Arnold is running for governor. I have found out who I am voting for.
<Psy-mon> : A dancing monkey?
<robert> : arnold gets my vote as well(seriously). I re-read his esquire interview from a couple months ago and he still sounds like ownage. Photocopies anyone? --- In case you need a hint : _OCKRING. --- Ms Alba (REPEAT: MS. Alba) looked insanely hot at the Teen Choice Awards. So did Ms. Bryant!! LOL!!
<cowboy> :
YOU RAN OVER A SMALL CHILD AND LEFT HIM TO DIE!!!
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<RoBeRt> : I think I should download VBA at work and just sit here testing Japanese Roms to find out if any of them are any good.
<robert> : i want a math debate.
<Bruce> : Hey Robert you just gave me V D on Sat where are my other 2 parts of ownage?
<robert> : i'll give it to you next year. it will age gracefully like fine wine and moldy cheese
<robert> : spike tv premieres today with some kind of play boy party at 8pm. sounds homo to me.
I've thought of the best invention ever. This is sure to make me a millionaire. I call them "turn signals." You put them on your car, and whenever you want to turn right or left you can flip a switch or push a button AND BAM PEople will know if you're trying to turn!!!! It will be great! That way when I'm crossing the street that you're in and you're going to turn left, I WON'T THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN ME OVER!!!!!!! I'm surprised nobody's thought of this before!!!! Especially all you geniuses downtown!!!!!!!!! You all must be too busy with your math debating sessions!!!!
<rob3rt> : i hope people come to this site and see bruce's last comment and think this is a page for queers to meet each other and trade stds.
<Bruce> : I have been hacked and I reboot seemingly at random when connected to the net. I am trying to win. Dang me for never checking security updates.
<robert> : bruce = newb. I hack joo.
start | run | services.msc -> right-click Remote Procedure Call, select -> properties. -> Click the recovery tab. -> Change first failure to 'take no action'
of course, bruce can't see this though because his box is owned. haha
<Bruce> : I am back. I guess this proves nothing can keep a good chink down. I am the Wonzor.
<cowboy> : I have the house to myself. You know what that means... PORNO! Wait! I mean PARTY! I mean... fuck it, I'm watching cable.
<Bruce> : Pillows would be a nice addition to most MU chairs.
<ut> : way things should be
<robert> : I hope Arnold believes the same. --- Did anybody else read/hear about that re-arranged Alphabet thing for the order of the people on the ballot? I always thought it was just some weird political party order on the ballots, not some retard new-alphabet that they've been doing. "Let's try and prevent all the people with the last name that starts with A from getting firsties, and at the same time COMPLETELY CONFUSE PEOPLE LOOKING FOR THEIR CANDIDATE. " It was no big deal with 5-6 max candidates, but 90 or so? this is retarded. ----- The state has used this system since 1975 to help erase the estimated 5 percent advantage a candidate gets from being at the top of the ballot... people actually vote like that? yea for california
<robert> : i swear i selected yellow
<ep> : Today at work, while leaving for lunch, some FUCKING BITCH(who works in the building next to mine) nearly collides with me. On this small private road that goes out of the parking area, I am driving on the right lane. I have the right of way and there is this bitch that is leaving the parking lot (there is a stop sign for her). The road is a 2-lane road, this BITCH turns into the road. I figure this BTICH is going to turn into the left lane like most people and because I'm in the fucking right lane. BUT NO! THIS FUCKING BITCH MERGES INTO MY FUCKING LANE. I as usual drive slow. THERE WERE FUCKING INCHES AWAY FROM ME HITTING HER FUCKING CAR. GODDAMNIT. I HONKED LIKE CRAZY. I forgot to write down her license plate# and find her car tomorrow and leave her a fucking surpirse. GODDAMNIT, I HAVE NEVER WANTED SOMEONE TO DIE SO MUCH IN MY LIFE (not true). GODDAMN, I HOPE SHE GETS HIT BY A TRUCK AND HAS A SLOW DEATH (me being optimistic). This is actually the second time that is has happened, the first time was in when I was coming back from lunch and someone who works in the same buidling as me was leaving the parking lot nearly hit me. (I have not seen that car since then) GODDAMNIT WHY WON'T THESE PEOPLE JUST CRASH AND DIE? GODDAMN YOU JEEBUS.
In conclusion, I PRAY TO JEEBUS (if it actually works I would pray) THAT THAT BITCH DIES.
SERENITY NOW!!! FUCKING SERNITY NOW!!!
<ut> : watch this b4 it's down. LA LA LA
<robert> : if it was 2 way street, my invention "the turn signal" could have really helped ep out.
<august> : I like the Arnold picture with the caption, "You are the Homo!"
<Bruce> : Ohhh could use more HD space. That would be nice. Running out.
<timmy> : I'm writing the next movie. I wanted to write a short story, but you go where the ideas are. Although right now the only good idea I have is for a character called Evil Robot Robot Dancer: the robot that dances the Robot, and is evil
<robert> : you need a character that likes to have math debating sessions. He'd like to do it with a lot of people, but doesn't mind math debating by himself.
<robert> : this sounds useful, but what does unlocking your phone allow you to do? switch providers?
<robert> : Back off I’ll take you on. GUNBOUND to take on anyone.
<Bruce> : Unlocking means you can use different providers and keep your phone. It is a plus if you are in another country and you do not want to pay long distance to use it so instead you can hook up with a local plan there.
<ut> : mentos, the cs players
<timmy> : sure, but what the fuck is math debating?
<timmy> : screw Schwartzenegger. Don Novello is running for Govenor. Who is Don Novello? He's the comedy writer that created Father Guido Sarducci. Check google to find out who that is.
<timmy> : I take it back This is the list of candidates It's a helpful list, even mentions their occupations
<a clue> : say 'math debating' with a gay lisp.
<Bruce> : According to Ancient Egyptian myth thanks to a bit of math debating humanity was formed.
<robert> : what's a gay lisp?
<Bruce> : You know I almost never read letters sections of magazine most of the time people say stuipd things like asking "what is the nude code to TR" or pretend they are half intellegent. But today was different. Picking up a copy of the 'Offical Playstation Magazine' I went to read letters after I finished everything else and I read 2 letters that made me all warm and fuzzy inside.
It seems the mag some time ago told some one that putting a cd with a few scratches on it in a microwave for 3 min on high would fix it. and those 2 who wrote in complained it did not work and asked for new copies of the cds they lost.
Ahhh there is no joy like the pain of others.
<robert> : putting your tr cd in the microwave unlocks the nude code dude
<robert> : saying Anthony Peeler just doesn't have the ring to it like saying Mateen Cleaves
<timmy> : I want my next movie To be as good as this
<Bruce> : TRUTH: Sobo was mistaken for Ut on Saturday.
<Sobo> : i had a hard time trying to stop laughing
<Sobo> : i had a hard time trying to stop laughing
<Bruce> : When I woke up today I totally belived I had a pencil in my hand.
<ut> : who's the one that mistaken me for sobo? he or she needs his or her eyeballs popped out
<Bruce> : You can visit him at starbucks.
<robert> : I don't think I want to download something called Toast Dusters --- sobo being mistaken for ut is the coolest thing ever.
<sdf> : sdfdsf
<ROBERT> : I FIXED IT YOU BASTARDS.
AND I ADDED A NEW "FEATURE"
<timmy> : toast dusters sound stupid but it's the coolest thing I've ever seen. They fight a giant toast monster by getting into a Power Zord. And that's only the 5th coolest thing in the movie.
<test> : :) :P;):|
<robert> : nobody will ever guess the tag you need (unless you use one of those other boards), just like nobody noticed when I broke it. hahah.
<robert> : 
<--- those are 4 "special" commands. There may be secret ones too, like goatsexc one too. Maybe. Tell me if you want any thing else.
<robert overheard this> : you just gotta take the pills for your p test. you feelin me. don't even worry about it. just get the water pills. you feelin me. go to GNC. GNC at florin mall. GNC nigger. g as in greg. at florin mall. g as in greg. n as in nig. you just get the water pills and you take them up to 8 hours before your p test. you feelin me. nigger it works. i ain't heard nothing from my probation officer and i took em. nigger. you can smoke up all you want as long as you take those pills 8 hours before your pee test. you feelin me. nigger get me an application. i need part time work.
<robert> : my yahoo email account has gotten 9 of that new sobig worm virus in the last 3 hours. Not only that, but i'm getting bounced messages from servers that think I'm sending the virii. VIRUS SCAN PLEASE. VIRUS SCAN.
<robert> : something fishy is going on
<robert> : I changed something and doing so really messed up the page. I blame prohosting and their funky ssi support. the text repeats because of that. sad
<robert> : to prove it is not my fault, this is the old page, this is the new page. Notice the lack of repeating text at the old page. The old page is 300x slower because I wrote my own perl to pretend to do SSI. this current page uses SSI instead. and it f's it up the ass. Please cast your Vote for SPEED or EASE OF USE
<ep> : i got 6 of those emails today, it filled up my yahoo acct.
<slade> : today i got 59 and 41 crap emails in my yahoo bulk mail, and 2 bounce back emails in my inbox. My other yahoo account got nothing.
<Bruce> : I have been left out then. No virus for me. I did get 12 repeat e-mails from MSN.
<ut> : yea, same here. is that a virus also?
<ep> : fuck, i got 17 more of those crap today. Someone needs to die, NOW!
Robert or anyone know how to filter out emails w/ attachments in yahoo. This is the the fucking email that use to never get crap. Now my other yahoo, gets almost zero spam now.
<robert> : I have no clue how to filter them out. yahoo has set The virii to go straight to my bulk mail folder now, so at least it will get nuked eventually.
<robert> : time to quit || they blocked the shack on the proxy at work. "The Websense category "Games" is filtered." wtf. how will I pass time now?
<robert> : comedy/scary time : go here, click on watch videos, click on "Hands Down", wait and watch and listen.
1000girls + hardcore emo = wtf. +5points if you watch the whole thing withou getting chills. -10 points if you didn't notice the one dude in the middle of the front row. +7 points if you noticed him and thought he was a manly lady
<Bruce> : As long as you can hit this page I do not care. Maybe you should h4xx0r the box to get the shack.
<Bruce> : That vid sucks massive balls. But what is emo?
<ep> : A message (from <'me'>) was received at 20 Aug 2003
18:21:12 +0000.
The following addresses had delivery problems:
<'someguy'>
Permanent Failure:
Delivery last attempted at Wed, 20 Aug 2003 18:21:13 -0000
does this mean my email is being used to spam other bastards?
<robert> : emo. think emotionally charged soft-rock ---- your email is just being spoofed. no worries. the virus does that.
<robert> : another new "feature". auto-linking. typing in any url that starts with http://blahblah will autolink it for you, so you don't have to deal with the <a href stuff. but if you want to a href, the support is still there. --- there is 1 bug I found that I can't fix that messes up the autolinking though. if you find it, you win a prize.
<robert> : watch me re-test my autolinking all over your unchatty gay asses http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a241 what bitch what
<Bruce> : Can there be a code for a drunky face? Or gay face?
<robert> : go find pics. and no submitting pictures of me. if ep wants that other thing he asked me for long ago, I need a pic of that too
<robert> : werd http://www.illfuckinghostit.com/
<robert> : i lost http://www.windowlicker.com/03/other/hangman.php
<Bruce > : It is amazing to me how much snot a nose can create.
<timmy > : http://www.angelfire/com/indie/kdvssurvivor Give me money to fund my next movie.
<timmy > : so I screwed up the URL, figure it out for yourself
<timmy > : this better be white font or this makes no sense
<timmy > : is white the new yellow? That has all sorts of racial commentary implications.
<ut > : http://nomarriage.com/foreign.html hear hear.
obiviously I only post that here because
1) only few girls visit this page
2) the girls that visit this page knows how to take a joke... hopefully.
<Bruce > : If you ever waste your bandwidth downloading the video promotion of the phantom console: http://www.phantom.net/ You should pause and take a good look at the video 1 minute and 36 seconds into it you will realize the market they plan to tap into for funds.
<slade > : wtf? live action yugioh movie.
<timmy > : I'm more worried that there's already a DBZ live action movie in the works.
<timmy > : god damn it stop making what I want to be white text turn into yellow text. If this keeps up I'll b forced to
<timmy > : change colors
<timmy > : grey is red?
<timmy > : and purple is dark red. So what is green?
<ep > : robert: ah what other thing was that? i only remember asking about the faces.
<ep > : http://www.andylau.com/fulltimekiller/game/shoot.html
a game for psymon
<esvdw > :
<esvdw > :
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<ep > : "spicy" chicken and eggs in the morning = good stuff. I realize what the problem was with the "spicy" chicken, it wasn't salted. I think they just covered it with chile pepper and so it tasted like you were just eating chile peppers. Thumbs down.
<robert > : tony hawk 4 : more of the same good stuff. Not great, but still pleasing. The lack of a global time limit and only eventbased time limits is good and bad at the same time. The return of money is crap. getting stat points for completing events is stupid. But the events are great. the slalom is fun(when you get a hang of it), skitching is cool, escape from alcatraz is fun and a pain in the ass at the same time. Grade B. Next up : gunbound
<ut > : I agree with the eventbased time limits in thps4. It's just so weird now. Plus that you have to look for S-K-A-T-E and other people to get more events, turns the whole game into a big hide-and-go-seek, very annoying. I found the frist bug after the day I d/l it. I screwed up on a 20mil trick, and I have picture to prove. I wanted to try Gunbound. The english version is down... and I'm not gonna read korean
<robert> : ah. timmy isn't crazy. the page really is doing funny font color things (in IE). I'll check it out tommorrow.
<robert> : found color bug/bug should be fixed already. mozilla smarter than ie. robert stupider than ie.
<ut> : monkey 4, monkey 4
<Bruce> : My house needs a worry room.
<Bruce> : Waking up at 6AM creates a lame day. Ohh body is sore. I wonder how people do it. I should look in to stims.
<robert> : drink coffee (caffeine sleepy whatever). coffee and alcohol, 2 of the worst tasting liquids on the planet, 2 of the highest consumed liquids on the planet. freaks.
<Bruce> : Water = drunk too. Maybe I shoudl do that. SC2 day today. Who wants in?
<robert> : God damn electronic store tried to charge me $3.50 for 8 cat5/rj45/ethercrap connectors. Which means tommorrow I'm going to give them my monies.
<robert> : is SC2 really today? With all these damn games sites blocked, I don't know what is going on anymore.
<ut> : video 1/2 ass 1/2 furious
<robert> : damn you all. Just blocked : WEB BASED EMAIL. at the very least, I could look at my yahoo mail and nuke all the spam and catch up on all the job listings, but now ............ I feel like crying. fuck off
<robert> : I'll take the girl in the top right for $500 alex... let's play Reality Tv minority hunter again! I think I spotted one!
<robert> : so where is link?
<Bruce> : I was up for 4 hours last night because of hiccups. That was horrible. I could not sleep, I drank water and some of the other 'remedies' and none worked so I stayed up until it went away. Then I got sleep I only got 3 hours. When I got up the hiccups again. After an hour of that It gets worse.
My stomache has a bit too much acid and my tummy hurt so I tried sleeping then it was 3PM.
Headache now. Bad day for the body. Ohhhh bad tummy.
<ut> : -> robert, you made it seems like I should be glad that they picked you over me. and I am glad that they picked you over me, haha. What you do now is to use that popmail thing to get yahoo mail, then install a worm in the server. BOOM, everything back to normal. Soulcalibur 2 kicks ass. I love it when you can change and buy weapons. Soulcalibur 1 doesnt have feature. You got me playing SC though. Ivy kicks ass.
<ut> : I need someone to try gunbound with me, then we go join shackers.
<cowboy> : I spot 6 minorities in the picture
<timmy> : Soul Calibur 2 has convinced me I need to get the Controller-S
<timmy> : while we be at it, I want to see how the X-box comapres to the Gamecube version
<Bruce> : Does anyone get the feeling their attention span is too short. I mean I am over yugi oh in like 3 weeks and if I like a show and will be missing it for 2 weeks I stop caring. Eh no loss there is always SC2, which I will stop caring about in a week.
<robert> : so yesterday I created a web based proxy type thing to get around the websense, and I was planning on perfecting it today, but uh. wtf. no more filtering. hello shack! nice to be back! ----- rupert!. haha. first survivor in a while without a robert, but instead, we get a rupert. haha. mark burnett loves those r**ert names. rupert looks cool. like he's been in the jungle for a year already waiting for survivor to start.
<robert> : taking bets on when the sites are blocked again. I think tommorrow
<robert> : Cruz Bustamante was having some kind of press conference at that abandonded building near citycollege today. I was thinking I could stop by and ask a couple good thought provoking questions.
"Mr. Bustamante, do you plan on using the n-word again in public or is it only something you do in private now (like me)?"
<Bruce> : Thank me for getting you the shack back. I have the mustant power to make things wack for over a day and to break escalators.
You should really sign up. I can help make the vid for you. I imagine Robert fighting Simon and Wesley with rings of dole pineapples and yugi oh cards.
You should ask more questions like, "Will you give me a cushy retarded job like I have now for more pay, benefits and power, you know like that half baked retard who bought all that crappy oracle software, and ask why is it you have not yet helped datafox/Bruce win the webby awards yet?"
I think those questions will gfet down to the reason why California has not nuked states like montana into the Stone Age. We really should get rid of lame states like that and Rhode Island/Connecticut/Vermont/New Hampshire and North/South Carolina. We have no need for tiny states and those who have the north south names in the south. Plus we need to get rid of Maine, come on a ibook for everyone? They are poisoning the minds of the youth with drivel we need to save the next generation! At least they could have gave them a comp with a pointystick or a powerbook. Ming is pro powerbook therefore ibook sucks.
Did I make sense? No. Did I amuse myself? Yes. Will I regret this later? I already do, but I hate to think that all my typing here will go for naught.
<Bruce> : I forget where is that Banana from?
<robert> : peanut butter jelly time. --- I think I'd only get 1 questions before the bodyguards take me out. ----- god damn fire alarm here makes horn sounds and shoots flash bangs. I'm blind and deaf.
<robert> : first 20 minutes of MTV vma w/ chris rock please thank you
<ut> : the clip with madonna frenches w/ christina and britney please thank you
<ut> : ignore my last post. that clip had been collected.
<timmy> : if I may dust off an old chestnut: Jessica Alba isn't that pretty http://channels.netscape.com/ns/music/ news/bigpic.jsp?photoid=20030829NYK516D.jpg&this=5&searchpage=photos earch.jsp&cap=video+music+awards&w=ap+or+reuters&max=8&first=88&fs=
<robert> : different strokes for different folks
<robert> : uh-oh.
<robert> : if anybody else is interested, what2see.com has the madonna/britney/chrstina video. Somebody subtract madonna next time. ------ neat-o
<ep> : Today at lunch, I ran into that bitch again. OMFG, she stopped at the intersection where she almost fucking hit me weeks ago. WTF is going on? This morning Mccrap forgot my fucking hashbrown, I order fucking hashbrown, that is the last time I go through the drive through. By the way, Mccraps new morning sandwich =crap. Fuck them, last time I ever go there. In N Out the last great burger, FUCK YOU. WHY THE FUCK do you always forget my fucking order? WTF did I ever do to you? I asked for FUCKING EXTRA pickles goddamnit. Last time I ever fucking go there (maybe haha). Del Taco my new favorite fast food place. Good service, they never asked if you want to 'super size' your meal and they never fuck up your order. And Die Jack, I still fucking hate you, even though your commerical are cool.
<ut> : I have a question for to ask. I have both netscape 7.02 and mozilla 1.3b. The are both base on Mozilla 5.0 and I'm deciding on removing one of them. Which one should I remove, and why?
<ut> : http://www.smileycentral.com
<robert> : registration is down. let's try again at 9or10 okey dokey
<robert> : oops. I mean, gunbound tonight at 9or10 if I get registered. there's a new patch, so even if you're an unregistered newbie like myself, get it now through the autoupdater.
<Psy-mon> : Sure that sounds good. But I will be on the opposite team.
<Timmy> : Charles Bronson's dead. That brings the REALLY popular dead actor number up to 5 this year. (Hackett, Peck, Hope, and Hepburn) Expect A LOT of applause at the Acadamey Awards. And I bet Return of the King will lose too.
<timmy> : If you haven't explore the previous link, like ut, the actual movie can be downloaded from Here
<timmy> : by previous link I mean the one I put up a while ago trying to get donations. I shouldn't have said "previous" because it was neither the previosu link on this page nor the last link I linked to. I should have said "prior" but now this is a grammar lesson that really sucks. So here's a link to tittiescovered in duct tape
<ut> : anyone up for some gunbound tonight? 9 or 10? message me?
<Bruce> : Wow FFTA runs at 375% on the boxes at school.
<robert> : back to normal. shack/yahoo mail = gone.
<robert> : GunBound : A- : The game is not perfect. No multiplayer game is for the sole fact that in order to play with other people, you have to (OMG GET READY FOR MINDBLOWING FACT) play with other people. And other people (online at least) tend to be assholes. But besides that, it's fun. Limiting aim + limiting movement makes the game harder, but also more fun. There's no sticking a ruler on your screen to line up a shotgun, you actually have to arc and power your shot. Add in thor + exp + delay for using big guns, and you've got yourselves a A- grade. Congrats Koreans, as long as it remains free and has mangled Engrish, I shall be a participant.
Midnight Club 2 PC Demo: A- : go speed racer go, midnight club 2 is awesome. The steering is arcadely, the graphics are pretty, and the nitro effect is piss_your_pants awesome. A great feature are the checkpoint/markers. Huge illuminated oval cylindrical lights that reach to the sky mark the next point you need to drive to. if that's not enough, Each one has huge arrows floating in it pointing you to the next point as well. Nothing like not getting lost anymore.
Streaming for nitros is cool. If you tail somebody you build up a meter. When the meter hits full, you can push nitro for a free boost. What does it all mean? No more cutting off your opponents by sticking your ass in their face, unless your like eating dust.
The AI is unfortunately unforgiving. If you're in first and go ramming in to a wall, you can expect to play caboose for a while . The other cars in the race stick together like japanese tourists. If one passes you, expect the other 7 to come with it. Just makes it more fun to win right?
Something not in the demo that is probably in the full version are car upgrades. Please let me add type-r stickers to my car that improve my acceleration ok thx.
<timmy> : I guess I should figure out my birthday plans. Any interest in doing something mid-week? Any ideas? Right now I'm toying with the possibility of hanging out for a while and then buying dinner for everyone. Myabe at Bradshaws (think Denny's with better food and a classier atmosphere) or JJ Norths.
<robert> : Better than Denny's is blasphemous ---- less-than-semi sac celebrity sighting. Yesterday, around 5, I think I saw Rob from cockeyed.com at chipotle downtown. Of course, I was in a moving vehicle, and he was sitting at a table, so maybe I actally saw a random white man. whatever.
<Bruce> : Take a page from Ut's book and go to Club Centerfold. Oh yea maybe Mortons?
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<ut> : I say go cart racing if y'all got 20 bucks.
<ut> : there's so many black people working at fry's, i think i'm turning black
<robert> : 3 day race conversions are normal.
<slade> : hybrid vs hummer -the movie
<robert> : bone that bitch. tap that ass. ------ Mr. T is cohosting Kimmel this week. In case you aren't watching, he won't shut up and talks over all the guests. Go T Go, make dem guests quit their jibber jabbering. --- and if things couldn't get any worse for kove, look at his new shoes.
<Bruce> : You know I respected Arianna for her ideals but after watching that really lame flash ad, she is starting to look retarded to me. I understand her point but really it is dumb. Anyways ingight sucks. 2 people car and cost 20k? Lame.
<robert> : adios!
<Bruce> : I had a dream gas is 39 cents. Weird.
<Bruce> : Homeworld 2 Demo review: It is just like the first game. The graphics are very much the same as the first however more detailed textures. In many ways it is more advanced wiuth the greater amount of features but also a downgrade in the case that we are unable to add formations as we see fit. I have mixed feelings in that I see nothing new and that the engine looks very much the same. I think it is most fun in skermish since I am just building and blowing junk up. Honestly I never finished the first game but the story was real fun for me. Being told in a narration/comic style/cut scene is real cool and voices are nice. However I do not like how the aliens are sooooo, human. Hmm maybe I should finish it. Rating: B.
http://www.whoisxiii.com/thirteen.html
Gunbound review: Allies are the greatest enemy you will ever encounter. Ask me about my game with X2+k. He killed me one game. It is cool fun and I enjoy it. It is a better worms in many ways. Problems is that no locked teams and still beta so that means the friends and private message system. We need a ban list for bastards. However playing with friends and more people makes games fun. Talking and playing with people is good fun. Rating: B+.
http://www.gunbound.net/
X!!! Demo Rating: Um I did not play so much and it seemed pretty good actually. Nice style and atmostphere. Really so much like a comic book style. One should try it out. If you do a head shot you get a 3 panel death of your victim. I had problems in making precise shots and movments however. But the tension and action are very well done and I could very much enjoy playing it or watching it be played. Rating: C.
http://www.whoisxiii.com/thirteen.htm
I would rate more like the Tron 2.0 demo but dang you know what, this tired me out just a bit. I really should take time to watch a bunch of movies. I have a great backlog of them like labyrinth, Old School and maybe ever Daredevil.
<Bruce> : Bit lips hurt.
<buda> : I want porno, but I put in a password smaller than 5 letters!
<buda031> : I want porno, but I put in a password smaller than 5 letters!
<Robert> : eh. so poop. I came home yesterday and needed to turn on a light. So I chose the one connected to the surge protector of my computer, which was off. I turn on the surge protector, and then the light, and then I hear crackling coming from the direction of the surge protector. This is confusing because I don't normally have Rice Krispies back there, so I peer in that direction trying to figure out what is going on. And then, a loud popping sound. And then smoke. From my computer. My powered off computer. I flip the switch off on the surge protector, which turns out the light (smart) and then proceed to remove the cables from the back of my computer. Of course, for the first time ever, I had the vga cable actually securely screwed in to my agp card, so I spent a good 1/2 a minute inhaling fumes trying to unscrew my cables. I popped the lid, unscrewed the power supply, and threw it in to the garage, and then spent the rest of the night staring at my computer as if I knew what I was looking for.
I'm not sure what happenned or what is wrong with it, but I'll double check it later tonight. My guess is that my power supply died for the 2nd time. Not cool. Time to give it the ol heave ho eh?
<Bruce> : I think ou learned your lesson now. If you want to raise goldfish or sea monkeys, do not put them in your power supply. I think your luck is greater than jeebus'.
<robert> : so what's this thing about halo pc beta being leaked? did I miss that while I was gone over the weekend?
<Bruce> : Honey is great for wounds. I give it an A.
<Bruce> : As everyone knows I make a great impression on others, from a range of Kent, cold, distant genius to dan, mildly retarded gook. Well on Monday I made another impression.
I was in the supermarket that day and as I was walking to put away the shopping kart 2 Japanese people walk in. They say some Japanese stuff or something then the girl goes and giggles and points to my shirt saying "hadouken" cause I am wearing that super cool red shirt of mine that says it in Japanese. As she and some guy next to her walk in the store some more I walk out, creating a man of mystery aura. I am sure in one week she will go crazy thinking about me and my shirt.
Oh in other news.... 808-216-7485 you suck.
<robert> : today I saw a girl with a pushup bra that shoved her boobs up to her chin. i wasn't sure if I was supposed to be aroused or hysterical. oh wait. hold on. what's that? my penis says I should've been aroused. Thanks penis, always there in times of need.
<ut> : bruce -> +100 if you go up to the couple and talk to them.
robert -> boob chin? wtf?
<robert> : you should've slapped that bitch and told her it's rude to point. Then steal her pocky. Then point at her t-shirt and giggle.
<robert> : would you like me to draw a picture? hahah
<Bruce> : Dang that is what I forgot! THE POCKY!
<ut> : http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Bay/4070/yume.swf wtf?
<ut> : yes, a picture is always nice
<zhachie> : Pangit nyo lahat
<zhachie> : Pangit nyo lahat
<zhachie> : PORTU sana moving pics pa
<robert> : anybody want to guess the language?
<robert> : http://www.ninjase.org/gallery/wtf/wp01_1280
<Bruce> : Since no one else is, I am guessing the language is Laotian. Just shooting.
<robert> : in loatian they don't have words for "moving pics." haha. --- anybody see the season finale of the family? I don't know why I was watching, but god damn that was a horrible ending. I don't think anybody cares, so I am going to spoil it all for you. The guy who wins decides to split the 1 million dollar prize EQUALLY with all the other people. wtf. you go through all that gayness for a month, and at the very end, there is no winner, no loser, only 1 huge tie. wtf. you all should die now.
<robert> : gold jerry gold _----_ sad jerry sad ---- trapt
<Bruce> : In the Official Playstation Magazine the claim that the Play Station Portable (PSP) has 7.1 sound. 99% people do not even have 7.1 speakers let alone 7.1 head phones. Maybe they were just smoking or can not read.
<Bruce> : I hear the Halo Beta has a bunch of graphical glitches like missing polys. But seems to run well for those who can run it. Many seemed to have encounted problems at various stages. Some people have locked up at the title screen.
<Bruce> : When will kimmel get rid of his horribly lame theme song?
<robert> : 7.1 sound is a good waste of space. How many portable game devs would even try to implement that? 7.1 TETRIS BIOTCH. THE BLOCKS ARE FALLING ALL AROUND ME. ------ [This portion has been deleted. In it's place is this comment : "Please use firebird. Thank you"]
<robert> : go fig. not only is conan having a kid soon, but letterman too.
<robert> : EPENIS NEWS. NEWS FOR YOUR EPENIS. SIGN UP FOR/DOWNLOAD STEAM NOW SO YOU GET A LOW ID NUMBER AND YOU CAN THEN BE L33T DURING GAMES "SHUT UP YOU NOOB. YOUR ID IS 30001, AND MINES IS 28744, THEREFORE I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU AUTOMATICALLY".
<Sobo> : i hope these toilet covers are clean. they make a good lazy man's mousepad.
<robert> : get this. then sell it on ebay.
<timmy> : Tuesday at around 4pm and Bradshaws, does anyone have a problem with that?
<timmy> : to clarify, is meeting at Tuesday at 4pm at my house and then going to Bradshaws fit into everyone's schedule or approval. I'm throwing this date and time out as a possibility, not a definitive time.
<ut> : hahahha, tuesday is perfect. oh, btw, I bought soul calibur 2
<Bruce> : Sure sounds absolutly crunchy.
Ut: I bet you will still play too much ivy and taki.
<robert> : Is it ok if I don't arrive until somewhere between 5 and 6:30? I like to be fashionably late. this is in sac right?
<Bruce> : Is there a problem with my brain? I keep thinking 'jooberry' sounds like a good name for a fruit.
<robert> : omg. sell out!
<Bruce> : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
<ut> : anyone has a kvm switch?
<Bruce> : Nope, sorry I do not have one.
<timmy> : yes to the Sac thing. You're timing is fine.
<robert> : Tang - X2 Mutant Punch. yummy. A+++++. Would drink again.
<robert> : Of all people, i shouldn't make fun of people's names or they will bite me in my ass someday.
<robert> : Timmy : I left the stack of pictures at your house. Think of it as a "gift"
<Bruce> : I caught and released a spider I found in my room. My first thought was to flush or kill it in some way but a friend of mine convinced me it is a good idea to release it in to the 'wild', sayign that it brings good luck. I hope that is the case cause spiders scare the crap out of me and I rather not let one out.
Dirty, shamful, low and lame.
<robert> : spiders + magnifying glass = fun. They pop and sizzle. it's great. --- let's all sign up and see who can do the worst. haha
<Bruce> : Oh I forgot to mention that bacon, mushroom and corn fried rice oh is totally crap.
<Bruce> : Hey you must have seen the new banners here right? Well they are for the N-Gage. You know that new phone/game/music system. Click the banners if it interests you. Games sure are more hi tech than the GBA ones.
<robert> : the n-gage site is blocked at work under the "games" category :((((( SCREW YOU BASTARDS. i hate this --- Survivor tonight biotches!
<ut> : cpu and everything in original case
<ut> : I saw Yardley at a bar last night. god damn she's hot
<robert> : sounds yummy --- I'm trying to burn time here at work by reading comics. I read an xmen comic and it sucked balls. I read a spidergirl comic and it also sucked balls. I just read Invincible #1, and thought it was pretty good. 22 pages was an eternity reading the xmen, 22 pages in invincible is damn quick. rec o mend ed
<ut> : perky p tried to add me in friendster, what should I do?
<robert> : does he want to be your "friend" or your friend? --- isn't being rejected on friendster probably the lowest of the low? I don't have to talk to you in real life, I don't have to see you, I don't have to have any contact with you, but I still won't let you be on my "list." You know, because you will give it cooties.
<Bruce> : Quick note: Traveling with fmily sucks. Letting family touch comps sucks.
<august> : Wrong . . . letting family pick up the restaurant tab is ample compensation, to say the least.
<robert> : yes?????no -------- 2 HOURS OF HOT SWEATY FEAR FACTOR ACTION w/ BONUS RETARD RELIGIOUS FREAK TONIGHT!!! -- anybody see that Joe Millionaire 2 commercial? GENIUS. PURE GENIUS.
<robert> : what the hell? It's cool how they just don't care anymore about copyrights and only care about making the huge splash. They even give out that damn link to the Alias bittorrent site. dang. at least bittorrent is a more the merrier type of app.
<robert> : win big. not like me :( ----------- Has anybody got their October Issue of Stuff (catherine bell) in the mail yet? I think my mailman stole it again. son of a bitch. There's a t-mac interview in it too.
<Bruce> : August: Next time we have an 8+ hour trip you are wecome to come along to experience for yourself. Back seat driving dad, sick/cranky sister and nervous nelly of a mom. 8 hours no AC on 100% of the time. On the way down more bags and boxes than are stored in that undisclosed government werehouse with the ark. Only thing that helped keep me sane was AC when I got it, music from my T and Sobo's com with Invader ZIM!
Ravenslarke and X2k+1 are right about Shabu Shabu. It is good eats and great way to end it is with some AZN ice cream.
Also as a nod to another friend, Warwick. Poutine, Belgian fries covered with rich gravy and melted cheese own.
Shopping for EP's kimchi is fun. Especially how I do it. I snap pics in the store and look for other tasty stuff like POCKY!
Oh yea while I was there I went to a Japanese book store and was snapping pics in there too at one point one salesman or manager tells me to stop taking pics of all the books and delete those that I did have or I will have to buy all the books I took pics of. He scared me. Dang Del all? Aww that is pure lameness. So I del 2 and all is cool with him. After I leave he comes back out handing me a paper. I get scared again like he will check my cam for the pics he missed but he gave me a form to buy some books. Plus in that store X2k+1 and I were talking about the French language and some fat white boy in a JAPANESE bookstore who is looking at anime music, pipes up about how it is whiney too. X and I stare at leach other for a lwhile, not unlike the cow in and out encounter of 2000. After we leave he seems to have driven ouf of the parking lot at super seeds. Good job pudgy.
Irvine sure has a great climate. So very nice.
We also went to Fashion Island Sun before we left the cats, dog and bun buns were so nice. I took pics of them except for the dog. I should have. A cute Japanese girl was holding him or her and it was a nice looking dog even if I do not like Chiuawwasa. Or however you spell it.
As we were 2 hours from Sac we got gas and I took pics of cats there but one kept running from me. As if my camera was going to steal its soul.
Robert: I got mine, both of them I think. Maybe yours is making your mailman very happy now.
<robert> : son of a bitch. that's the 2nd god damn issue of stuff i've got stolen. Why doesn't he just steal my damn worthless Skiing magazine.
<Bruce> : Cause skiing does not have women dressed to nothing.
<robert> : it's time to complain to those bastards and see if I can get them to send a free issue for my free subscription. sweet. ----- why don't you visit the shack regularly?
<robert> : I don't know if it's the shoes or the drawings, but these are just awesome ----- There's a 40-50 year white man I see every once in a while with a 20-30 year old asian lady. I'm jumping to conlusions here, but I think it's an import bride! score! ----------- cisco is "such an asshole." class "sucks hard." and i have a "stupid [routing] test" tommorrow.
<robert> : HOLY SHIT. REASON #15MILLION YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING SURVIVOR. This guy works at Infinium Labs. Let me rephrase that. BURTON ROBERTS is on the team that is making everybody's favorite vaporware console, THE PHANTOM . --- if I was on this season of survivor 7, I would scream at him constantly "STFU PHANTOM BOY" and then die laughing
<Bruce> : Maybe I should watch to see if he tries to pimp the console.
<Bruce> : Dang, I have not downloaded from the schools comps in a while and maybe cause this is like a calm time now so no one is online here at 8AM at school I can Dl at 3MB/s. YES MB. MADNESS!!!! Too bad I can not install stuff.
<robert> : Screw you Bukkake Face!
<robert> : arnold is so cool, but tom might actually be a smarty pants. woe is me. It is a tough decision, but it is a decision I was glad to make. I am voting for .... Matthew as the winner of survivor 6. Sorry Jenna, why don't you go pose in playboy you hor.
<Bruce> : Oh yea I would like to say I have collected them all. On Wedsday I got that last piece. I feel good.
<robert> : haha, did anybody know that One of Bill Walton's sons is running for governor? hahahah.
<robzilla> : the page should be slightly (unnoticeably) faster and you f'ing ingrate IE users shouldn't get a popup anymore, not that you don't deserve a popup.
<robert> : the rundown --- free bus tommorrow. anybody want to get really really lost? haha. it will be worth taping. all the interesting people will be out tommorrow. ------ something to link to soon
<Bruce> : Oh yea sounds cool it would be mad awesome to jump on and get stranded in north sac.
<Bruce> : Oh yea sounds cool it would be mad awesome to jump on and get stranded in north sac.
<Bruce> : Oh yea sounds cool it would be mad awesome to jump on and get stranded in north sac.
<Bruce> : Ok ^ (that) is not my fault. I hit post and it says the index file is not found. 404 error rockage.
<robert> : my fault. I messed up one portion of the code. it's fixed. i will castrate myself as punishment for that error
<robert> : I fell asleep at 10:00 last night and missed kimmel yesterday. I take back the castration punishment, and will replace it with the shame one feels for missing kimmel. that is enough.
<robert> : much accomplished. I rule ---- first and foremost, I would like to thank datafox for the wire crimper. It made the castration process that much easier and that much bloodier. second, I installed Windows xp on a 3 gig hd connected to my 233. it runs nice. but i have about 3 gigs of patches to download and tons of docs and programs to move. so i'm going to stick to the 95 drive for now. rock. and third, I got my October Stuff mag. wtf. 2-3 weeks late. Not sticky, but sans those subscription postcards. Maybe some mail man read them and they all fell out? maybe? bastards.
<Bruce> : Are home made castrations better than those you get at hospitals?
<timmy> : I want input on this potential script. It's episode one of thirteen. Check it out and let me know
<timmy> : Here's Episode 3. Episode 2 will feature different characters.
<Bruce> : Outside sure is itchy.
<robert> : episode1: I hope you have $10K to pay for the sarah role. It reads pretty good assuming who ever is playing Sarah can really carry the part. --------------------------------------- ALIAS SEASON 3 EPISODE 1 SPOILERS DISCUSSION NEXT.
<robert> : - Weiss does not look right out on the field shooting people. And sydney's comment about him losing weight... what? he looks the same to me.
- Marshall having a kid? it's only season 3 and they're going to add a baby.
- I laughed when I saw jack in full facial hair
- Sloane is still cool. He's a changed man helping millions of kids, yet he has information about some russian badass at hand and knew sydney was coming. cool.
- Sydney going off at Vaughn for screwing some other bitch is messed up. Isn't sydney the same whore who screwed vaughn less than 2 years after they offed her fiance? you hypocritical slut!
- what's with vaughn saying he's a teacher, then in Episode 2 clips they show him at the CIA headquarters?
- I liked it. Episode 1 : 8/10
<robert> : one more thing : that new guy at the cia office looks very familiar, but I can't place him. i think i remember him from some comedy. I like the bald guy they had last season. he was cool because he was fully bald. the constanza thing doesn't scream authority.
<robert> : it gets worse and worse. important parts bolded : "Tabuse, a 5-9 point guard whom Vandeweghe has said is actually 5-6, signed a one-year, non-guaranteed contract for the Nuggets on Friday worth the NBA rookie minimum of $366,931."
<timmy> : the bald guy played Karl Rove in That's my Bush and was the principal in Scary Movie. He plays jerks in a lot of stuff. Like in the first episode of News Radio.
<timmy> : you know what would be funny. If her fiance came back to the show and got all pissy at her for sleeping with some guy. And basically forgeting about him 2 days after he died.
<Bruce> : Remember Sydney slept with the Snowman too.
I liked the episode overall, Sloane who got an epithany and is now a good guy with far reaching powers you know superman. Marshall is a nice guy still, nice and crazy also super pimp.
Kinda sad they have Dixon as the leader. They pander to the black man there. He does not need a handout he should have been a boss for longer.
Leave Syd alone she has like photo memory she would really know if fatty slimmed down.
I bet he comes back to the cia cause actually he like Dixon could not stay away for the action and hot chicks that you can sleep with and leave.
I remember the blad guy froma crappy tv show of like 4 years ago.
<Bruce> : Am I the only one who think madden is a fat bastard who should go away?
<ep> : I bet at the end of season 3, they will reveal that sydney was high on crack and all this was a dream. Either that or she is one of many clones that sloan created using his super powers from that one device. I agree with robert, she's a hypocritical hor.
<robert> : madden is a fat bastard. he should go away
<robert> : somebody needs to ambush them on their way back from alcatraz and steal all the goodies.
<Bruce> : Dang and I was invited to a school party then too. What should I do?
<robert> : it's october. you know what that means? it's fantasy basketball time. If anybody else has the patience to run the league this year please say so, or all participants will have to fall under my dictatorship and cheating again. Please leave suggestions as to the type of league, and what site you want to play it at. I'd also like to know what you didn't like about last season, and what you would change (so I can disregard everything and make you cry).
<Bruce> : Um I liked being the worst of the best and hated um losing some really stupid ways. IT WAS LIKE .01 I SWEAR!
<r o ooboobbeerttt> : one of those days : I finally get the nerve to ask my teacher a question, and he says "i'm not following you", so i repeat myself, and he says "oh ok." and walks away, leaving me standing there in complete shock and awe wondering why the fuck I ever bothered. damnit. he understands the chinks when they speak, what is wrong with my english? argh. argh. i don't know if i will try asking again on monday or just stay screwed. this sucks.
<ut> : kylie minogue is hot. saw her video at that DDR machine at fry's. she burns me up.
Then my friend said she's 40 something. oh well, milf milf!
<robert> : nuke nuke nuke. half life 2 source code. nuke the brain. nuke the brain. sleep
<robert> : MAKE THE DAY GO FASTER. FASTER DAMNIT
<ROBERT> : I AM KICKING ASS AT SUPER MARIO 3. WORLD 3 BITCH.
<ROBERT> : HARDCORE http://www.hoops.sports.ws/ IT SOUNDS COOL HERE. NO WEEKLY BULLSHIT. DAILY BULLSHIT. BASED ON TIME AND MINUTES AND FANTASY MINUTES AND THE WAY YOU SET UP YOUR TEAM AND AJDJDFJF AHHHH HSDHHH SKDFH H AND THE ONLY DOWN SIDE IS THAT IT MAY NOT BE THAT POPULAR OF A SITE SO WE WON'T HAVE OTHER IDIOTS TO BEAT DOWN ON. YES. THIS SUCKS.
<ROBERT> : AND THAT PGAE ISN'T BLOCKED AT WORK. HOLLA WHEN YOU HEAR ME
<ROBERT> : 3 STARS. THAT'S 5-UP. COUNT EM. 1 2 3 4 5 MORE LIVES.
<Bruce> : Word, my homie. Didja make the crap?
<ROBERT> : IF BY CRAP YOU MEAN THE BASKETBALL LEAGUE, THEN NO. IF BY CRAP YOU MEAN A BIG POOP, THEN YES. I BO'D GABE NEWELL JUST LIKE DANNYBOY
<ROBERT> : BEST IDEA EVER : SOMEBODY GO TO FAT WALLET'S FREE STUFF FORUM AND POST THE HALF LIFE 2 CODE. YES. PEJA FOR 3. YES.
<Bruce> : Robert are you drunk?
<ROBERT> : ABOUT 2 OR 3 CUBES DOWN, 2 PEOPLE ARE DISCUSSING THE SEASON FINALE OF PARADISE HOTEL. AHAHAHAHAHAH. BEST SHOW EVER. EXCEPT FOR BIG BROTHER. SET BLASTERS TO STUN! N-GAGE!
<Bruce> : Wow own, seaon finale of a show I forgot all about, must be real cool, like pimping.
<Bruce> : In a few days I will give one sentence opinions of the most important recall canidates, stay tuned. Oh yea I am sure everyone has a woody now.
<ROBERT> : HOW'D U KNOW????? U HAVE BO CAMERA ON MY PUTER LOKING AT MY CROTCH????????? HOWWW? PLS EMAIL ME AT WWW.WABUT@AOL.COM OKTHX. I WANT 2 LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLES CROTCHES 2 (PS: I MEAN LADIES CROTCHES!!!!!!:P :8 :D :$ :^ASSSDDDDD))) )(PPS: I SEE LONDAN AND FRANCE)
<robert> : psymon is obviously a cheater. god damn that was a lot of loot.
<robert> : this is our backup smallforward. It's his 3rd year and he's still doing rookie duties? ---- psymon cheats
<robert> : not trying to be anal, but jason fox forgot the \n in his code today :(
<Bruce> : My list of people who are not funny:
Jack Black
Jay Leno
Colin Quinn
I do not understand how anyone thinks these people are funny. JUNK!
<robert> : the 6gig drive I got from x2k1 has finally decided to try and off itself. I turned it on this morning only to get 1/2 the directories showing up in xp and drive connection failed in 95, so i booted to dos and am running scandisk now. 1 hour and counting.
<Bruce> : Some old man was in front of Bel Air giving out free American flags and he did not offer me one. That bastard.
<timmy> : You knew it was going to happen sooner or later
<Bruce> : Uh you know how I said I would write something about the election? Yea I am not. That idea totally bores me now. Your boners can go back to flaccid now.
<robert> : bruce sucks. I will have to take over. everybody likes politics right?
Cruz Bustamante - is not cool
Pete Camejo - is sort of cool/sort of not cool
Mary Carey - is cool
Gary Coleman - is cool
Gray Davis - is not cool
Tom McClintock - is cool
Arnold S??????ger - is cool
the rest of them - are not cool
prop53/54 - vote no.
That concludes are broadcast. I hope you have been edumacated.
<robert> : websense is blocking fark.com at work now under "Sex". www.fark.com works though. gotta love those 3 w's. ------- I don't know what this is
<robert> : so how about jack using trillian last night? and all caps too! haha. that owned. I am going to add Mozart_182 and Handel_4Me to my buddy list.
<Bruce> : Faced with nothing to do here at school I will give my crap thingy.
First and foremost my take on the recall. It is a cheap way to press your way into power, I am voting no myself, I think that it sets a bad precedence for elections afterwards saying and I quote 'The Simpsons' Bill Clinton, "If things don't go your way just keep complaining until they do!"
Cruz Bustamante - Seems like a lame power grabber who is reaching for his time in the sun. I do not like him.
Pete Camejo - He is a very very long shot with a reasonable plan that I do not toally agree with but seems quite intellegent.. I would lean to him if Donald Duck is not viable.
Mary Carey - I have read her site, she seems like she is making fair ideas to help the state like taxing boobie implants however she does not seem fit to be elected to run the state herself and dang she sure sounds like a boob. I would vote for her if she did not respond to everything by jumping up and down.
Gary Coleman - Is Gary Coleman I am not sure what he is for but um short black man? How could we go wrong? He would be fun to have in office for the jokes.
Gray Davis - He messed some things up but to be fair this is as much as his fault as it is about bitter Republicans. Ahhh man so torn but I do not like him.
Tom McClintock - Too conservative, most of his veiws are not right for California and he should not be elected however I tip my hat to a man who can stay firm to his ideas. I do not like min either.
Arnold Schblahblahger - Lame, his biggest asset is his place in hollywood, while he does have liberal leanings that seem to make him a good choice to bridge the gap between conservatives, independents and liberals, he is really dumb, can not answer things, no hard plan and lacks balls. Steroids shrink balls you know. Stupid, I do not like him.
nate walton - He is stupid, has a big mouth, goes to Standford and has no JOB and lacks any hope of managing anything, he is a horrible canidate he seems to be riding on what little coattails his dad lent him. I do not like him cause he is rich and I am not.
Um I do not remember many other bastards like an old man and the youngest guy but they both suck too from what I know. I do not know their names but the youngest guy is about 20, is going to UOP and part of a frat, if those 3 reasons do not compel you to reject him as a canidate then I should come and club you.
Old man is from Denmark, made some cash from business and is really old, he does not approve of immigration, I do not need any other reason to not like him.
prop 53 - No, 53 seems to be a gimpy way of fixing the issue.
prop 54, well the idea of a society that does not need to judge things by race is a fine and dandy ideal but not possible in our time, the information that such data provides is invaluble to many groups.
<robert> : stop trying to corrupt my communist belief system. vote yes for Mao.
<robert> : all the chinks in this class cheat like hell. god damnit.
<robert> : http://hoops.sports.ws/ <--- The league is at 15 teams right now, with 1 slot remaining. I'll open it up to more teams if needed. The draft will start this weekend otherwise.
<ut> : chink cheats? it's just like Davis all over again. You know those bastards doesnt know anything at all.
I notice that the cursor has an extra pixel on the corner. weird.
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<robert> : oh crap. I just realized I only punched 3 holes on the ballot! hahha. I forgot to vote yes/no on recall. hahahaha. I am ownage. I distinctly remember voting for my candidate (Peja Stojakovic), then No and No, then turning it in. haha. it only took me 1.5 hours to realize how stupid I was.
<Robert> : don't pay attention to that little pixel thing. It's not like I'm tracking your usage and am taking stats on every single visitor and using it to incriminate you later. It's just a glitch. maybe. ---------- it's been a long time, but everybody has been waiting for it, Robert's Fantasy basketball Analysis is back with a freebie. Chris Webber is wearing Adidas. What does this mean? Like Grant Hill-Fila, Webber-DaDa was an injury waiting to happen. Now that he has some sense in him, look for a lack of ankle sprains this year. ------ Whenever I read websites with strict political/social/war stances, I swear they all read just like those two on the first page. America's Future is in good hands. ----------- This is sort of old. I've been holding off on mentioning it here because I wasn't sure it was real or not. Over the last couple weeks, people have validated it, so I can now safely post it. If you need really kickass webspace for free, sign up at 1and1.com. It's 3 years, and a domain name only costs $6 (i think). If you don't want a domain name, you get some shitty url, but you can always mask it with cjb, .tk, dyndns, whatever. if you do buy a domain from them and then quit on the site after 3 years, they will owns your domain name. But they you can always just go to a diff host and register ass.net .org or whatever.
<bruce> : Do people really say bounce now?
<Bruce> : What kind of ethnicity is this: "Jewish/Isreali"? It makes no sense.
And when you are given the option of checking Caucasian do not go and circle other and WRITE IN CAUCASIAN. That is stupid. I wish I could track you people down and wuang you over the head.
I get to vote today. Hmm I wonder where I will vote, see I lost that ballot thingy and I do not know where the place is off hand. I will have to find it online or something.
Guess what I am supposed to be doing stats and I am here typing. Thanks to a crappy back problem I did not go to class and I feel a bit better.
No more colors in the near future Robert?
<robert> : invent me a new rainbow and new colors shall appear
<Bruce> : Why must I do all the work?
Any one up for this?
<robert> : wtf. who added all these gay colors
<r0b3rt> : I am just another lamer trying to capitalize on gay/queer appeal. pastels own.
<Bruc3> : Word, my homie. Keep it read dawg. We all can watch the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy some time!
<roberta> : i'll only watch if we get to do stuff from page 2. eLOL. eLOL.
<timmy> : why are they calling the election with less than 25% of districts reporting in?
<robert> : i'm sure it's 25% to the media, more than that to the actualy politicians. And everybody knows assuming is cool. It's like a real life "FIRST POST!"
<robert> : damn chinks screwing me over. chinks chinks chinks
<robert> : these colors are really hard to read. somebody point me to some cooler colors that are legible.
<Bruce> : Cool sounds like you have a cool class.
<Bruce> : Sorry Robert I got lazy with making something special today so um, I guess I did the world a favor in a way.
<robert> : I blame YOU! --- So does anybody else think Uma Thurman's not that attractive? Just me? damn.
<timmy> : I think I just screwed up a job interview. Good thing I don't really care if I get the job or not.
<timmy> : I put episodes 4,5, & 6 Here. Let me know what you think.
<Bruce> : I missed the same class twice in one week and missed the job fair too. I am so smart I never thought I would fall asleep but I guess it was just that good even with the party next door to me.
<Bruce> : When did Arnold support my campaign?
<Bruce> : Look I used the face! And another!
<robert> : I screwed bruce over in to missing the class/job fair by playing gunbound with him yesterday. Just 1 chink screwing another. It's in my blood. --------------- Alex Chiu (HAHA) has another web site and it has the best domain name ever. www.superiching.com. Alex rules!
<robert> : TransformersMovie.com blocked at work as "Adult-Content." hello? Adult Content?
<Bruce> : Spike has a potty mouth, remember?
<Bruce> : Yea Uma is not hot or good looking to me. But her movie seems hot.
<robert> : fantasy league heads up: http://hoops.sports.ws 1)I will start the league later tonight. More than likely the person who is drafting first won't realize it's his turn until tommorrow. So you can set up your Contingencies tonight and not be screwed.
2) In case you didn't notice, this league throws your username/password combination un-encrypted right in to your url string. So do everybody a favor, log in, click on update registration, and change your pass to something that won't screw you later.
3) I'm going to randomlly assign you guys to the 4 divisions/ 2 conferences unless anybody has a preference (i.e. you want to be in the same division as a specific player, or you don't want to be in the same division as a certain player) This will affect who you play in the reg season and who you play in the playoffs.
4) I can cheat the draft order too. who wants #1? hahah
<robert> : this guy is an absolute moron. His whole story is windows sucks because it doesn't act like linux. And you know what, dog shit sucks because it doesn't taste like ice cream. why are people so biased? look both ways before crossing the street or you will get owned by the cars you dic head. This applys to windows/linux convervative/liberal blah blah blah.
<ut> : i like the post above. why are people so stupid? hey, can I suggest something? these colors are bright. it's hurting my eyes
<ut> : I mean, i like robert's comments.
<robert> : That is awesome. I chose the perfect colors. ------------ this lady is not only hot but she loves the asians too! racist whore. haha. old people need to be locked up and sent away.
<Bruce> : Wow she is so ugly.
<Bruce> : You call this bright? Seriously? I think they are faded pastels and too dim to read.
<august> : "Absolutely killing it. Lack of emotion. . ." Fie, some people value the stiff upper lip. Golf is for people too poor for polo.
<timmy> : Kill Bill was boring until the Asians came on.
<ep> : nba draft: for those who havent made their list yet, here are some players that you should add to your list. In no particular order: grant hill, antino mcdyess, jay williams, derek zoolander (hey wasnt he in that one movie?), mike bibby, chris webber, ahh to lazy to finish the list. Bascially if you haven't heard of the guy add him to your list. I bet you he is going to have a break out year, just like that one guy from last season.
<robert> : add to that list Todd MacCulloch and Terrell Brandon. ---- I'd just like to mention that I did not cheat in the draft and give myself pick #1. If I was cheating I'd give myself pick #5-#10, so that I would get pick #20-#25 too. Instead I get #1 and #32. I can name 25 good players, but once you get to 32 or so, you're scraping the barrel. I get 1 all-star and 1 wtf. I am going to lose.
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<ut> : i just got rid of perky P on my friendster list. He is starting to steal my friend. there's no way in hell he knows my sister's white friends. FUCKING LOSER
<Bruce> : Kill Bill: Vol 1 I give it a B, I liked it with good action and weirdness, hated all the blood, way too much for me.
<robert> : very sexy, but now i have to redo my shackfilter thing at work. haha
<robert> : I'm going through all these File###.chks on my hard drive, and one of them was a 8meg video of Homeworld. What the hell??
<Robert> : A horrible horrible Kill BIll Vol 1 review by a horrible horrible person (me). :: let me set up my flame bait by saying that I've never seen a QTarantino film (from dust til dawn doesn't count I think), so maybe I just don't get it. The music was absolutely HORRIBLE. 2 WORDS. HOR. IBLE. 3 WORDS. HOR. I. BLE. I don't know what he was going for, but it sounded like the "so bad it's good!" angle, which instead was "so bad, it really is bad" The movie itself was bleh. It started slow. and had a middle that was slow. and the end was good, but the beginning was so bad I didn't really care what was going on anymore. The beginning credits probably killed the whole thing for me. I do not and will never enjoy 5 minutes of white text, with somebody singing a horrible song called "Bang Bang". I will admit some parts were funny, and lots of limbs flying around is always cool, but I believe I was let down. I didn't like the trailer, and the unbelievable amount of hype the movie got could only lead to me being disapointing. D+.
Please send all hate mail to robertdoesn'tcare@IlovedTheNsyncmovie.com
<Bruce> : Oh crap I missed the nsync movie?
<robert> : the one with that one guy on the subway and teh girl and the i didn't get her name so let's run around like idiots trying to find her movie. word. ---------- YIPPEE.
<ut> : robert liked darkness falls though. so his opinion doesnt count
<Robert> : Darkness FAlls is one of the top 5 movies ever. I laughed cried and was scared to death through out the whole thing. I would pay $10 all over again to see it. And a special shout out to all 4 of you chinks in my class who are cheating as I type! WASSSSUP CHEATERS!
<Bruce> : Dang that sounds cool, too bad sunrise mall is the suck.
<robert> : Internation flava : 1) wtf?. 2) birdo
I saw somebody reading a SFChronicle today and on the back of the entertainment section was this small picture of Mandy Moore looking hot as hell. I tried looking for the online equivalent, but all i found was this crappy article. But what's more important is that the website has a link to an entertainment section entitled "Gay." A whole section devoted to being happy! Sweet. I'm clicking right now... nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<robert> : i predict in 30 minutes, ctown will draft yao ming. Call it a hunch.
<ut> : you know, you can totally tip off the teacher and fail those chinks. and with their Fs, no more student visa. Deport back to the shitland where they came from, and less crappy people in the US.
<robert> : if they were gone or stopped cheating, what would I complain about? My entire life revolves around complaining about something/anything. hahah. ----- I saw these too, but I thought it was just a fuck up at the theater.
<Bruce> : I saw those too but I thought they were a fluke somewhere or some odd bastard with a flash.
<ut> : i thought it's that fight club thing, the cigarette burns
<timmy> : So I'm writing an episode featuring the "All-Star Fetish Squad", a group of five ladies dressed in revealing or sexy costumes. What I need to decide on is what five fetishes to use. It matters since each lady will have a complete personality and their costume will determine their back stories which will be filmed. Any suggestions? (I'm leaning towards sexy soldier as one of them.)
<timmy> : and before you ask, I do know people who say they're willing to wear sexy costumes.
<ut> : I have a suggestion. strip all of them and they have to have sexor with me, good?
<robert> : i am confused 1)using sexy soldier as an example, the fetish would belong to a guy who enjoys women dressed as soldiers. So you're looking for fetishes that would belong to a male that a woman could act out, not fetishes possessed by the squad that make themselves hot and bothered? I suggest the "girl in mass layers of clothings" fetish. That would be hot... LITERALLY!
2) ut will require a Stunt Double. [that would be funnier if I didn't steal it from that Windy City Heat clip :( ]
<timmy> : Yes the fetish squad will be a group of women embodying the fetishes of men
<timmy> : speaking of fetish, a UC Davis professor produced a porn with an Asian Man having sex with an Asian Woman in a reaction against the Asian Girl Festish. The whole article is here You can also read the article on Salon but you need to be a member to read the whole article.
<timmy> : I'm Mr. Fetish today. Here's a link to a movie that a guy made. It's 11 minutes long and most of it is of 3 girls dressed in skimpy lingerie fighting. Mahri's Revenge The girls are all overage and pretty hot. It's a lot like porn, or a Spice Girls music video with better music and more skin.
<ut> : why am i not informed about this asian-study in davis? I would have volunteered
<robert> : the funniest thing about that fan who screwed up the game yesterday was that the fox playbyplay guys kept saying That it looked like a child reaching for the ball and that he probably didn't know any better. haha. With or without the fan, the cubs choked like webber. ---- best show ever? they're all 18 and it's called TEEN. that is cheating.
<robert> : This is going to be the worst season of fantasy basketball ever. haha. anybody want to start another league at yahoo? ----- who drafts courtney alexander with their 2nd pick especially with this? weirdo.
<Bruce> : I just upgraded to Firebird .7 and it sucks the crap. Totally lame, I upgraded and the about pages says it is still .6.1 and I CAN NOT PRINT. If I try the browser closes on me. Rating: F, like my test score today.
<robert> : timmy got plugged!
<Robert> : I just upgraded to Firebird .7 [optimized] and it [is exactly the same]. Totally [indifferent], I upgraded and the about page says it is [0.7] and I CAN [] PRINT. If I try the [printer prints out a page] on me. Rating: [B], like my test score [yesterday].
<Bruce> : Quit making fun of my english, I am a poor immigant.
<robert> : i'm not. that's my true review.
<Bruce> : Why does the black man have to hate on the chink?
<Bruce> : Cool I finally got a banner on the Sac25. Woo me!
<robert> : the word was "credentials." ----- right when I left the house last night, the yankees won. I left right when the 10th ending ended, and then 3 minutes later, kapow. haha. all red sox fans may blame me if they want.
<robert> : If David Stern ran Baseball, i'm sure he would've found a way to rig it so that the cubs or red sox would've made it to the finals. ---- youtea's bro. haha
<timmy> : I think they're mocking me in the Real Life forum
<robert> : I haven't heard the interview yet, so I can't say whether mocking you is justified or not. ----- If I try to click on the .mp3 link on the kdvs link, websense says "No mp3s for you!". If I take the url, and turn the end into mp3?poop.poop, i can download it without a hitch. geniuses created that software. absolute geniuses.
<robert> : What does a guy with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? :: "Well this morning, I had a bagel and a glass of orange juice. "
<robert> : fuck you idle players. you screwed me again
<poorman> : help me !!! how can decompile a installshield package
<Bruce> : Well first you need to buy a copy of install sheid and then buy a copy of MS Visual Basic, that will give you all the answers you need.
<robert> : i can sell you both. cheap.
<robert> : hellos all. Joe Millionaire 2 is tonight at 8PM.
<Bruce> : Those Euro whores seem even better than the American ones.
<Bruce> : I know that some people find the sound of the swish of a basketball through the net of a hoop delightful however I find the thunk of an arrow hitting my target is one of the greatest sounds I could ever hear.
<robert> : mr. millionaire got owned last night in the ratings. it actually got beat by 7th heaven. ---- how do they get it scanned before it even hits your mailbox?
<ut> : she is my dark angel
<Bruce> : I think you know the answer to that. That is your copy, right there, freshly stolen by your friendly neighborhood postman! He stole it to scan it online and therefore depriving you of the hotness and sadness that is Alba.
<robert> : please do not tell me that you bastards got it already. no wait. please tell me if you did, so I can setup a booby trap for that assmunch.
<Bruce> : TRUTH: I bought a CD on Oct 21 2003. I will not say what it is but I am sure most think, "Wow, what a retarded choice." I did use an old GC however.
<robert> : HILLARY DUFF? AM I RITE?
<robert> : the alien ant farm - glow video is damn cool. the last 45 seconds are especially cool.
<Bruce> : Sorry Robert but you are wrong.
<ut> : I have all 3 of my copies of maxim
<ut> : Glow, really cool. VERY good song
<robERt> : I'm listening to Modern Rock Classics on accuradio and right after it played Nirvana, it starts playing Ice Cube - Amerikkkas Most Wanted. haha!
<robert> : LAST POST BEFORE THE SUN NUKES US!
<robert> : the sun ain't doin nothing brotha! -------- Yuta (utah?) Tabuse got cut by the nuggets. which means he won't see a dime of that contract! haha! down with asians! --------------3 pics + 1 flash for your enjoyment. 1) mike tyson shows some love. 2) a 1 meg animated gif from slamonline. 3) NWS PENIS MAN 4) end of the world wtf^^
<Bruce> : I think the n-gage is the coolest thing to happen in gaming in a while cause it makes an annoying company like nokia waste money and helping the economy.
<timmy> : wait, rather than live in Sacramento Schwarzenegger is going to fly home to Brentwood every night? Isn't that really stupid?
<ut> : So I went out to a double date today. This girl that I'm suppose to be with, was walking around with this. and I went online, and found some of these. (NWS)
<robert> : hellos all. that is disgusting. byes all.
<Bruce> : You know these new colors are hard to tell apart at times.
<robert> : ^IAWTP.
<ut> : what does ^IAWTP means?
<robert> : iawtp is a horrible horrible acronym nobody should ever use. tm
<august> : Gee, it smelled like Davis today. . .
<Bruce> : Take that back, nothing smells like davis.
<Bruce> : It is so sad that I can not install plugins so I can watch flash crap here.
<Bruce> : Incense is offending to my nose.
Riding the bus is cool because you do not have to do anything, it sucks majorly for many other reasons however. Like other people, smelly other people, noisy other people and well other people.
Some can not help but talk or play head phones too loudly. Those who smoke make my want to throw up and I do not want to cause often I liked my breakfast plus is is always better going down than coming back up. The annoying anal driver is real bad, I feel sorry for those who get yelled by that type of person. I do not think most deserve it and they should remember all they do is drive a bus, they have no skills and probably are overpaid for what service they do provide.
I just recently got the name "n gage," hahaha I am quite the smarty.
<robert> : game over for your eyes ---- the bus is a great source for comedy. Today a kid said this to another kid "No. I like girls and you like guys!" you can't find that on shit like Coupling!
<august> : No, I will not retract that statement. I had to live next to the cow patch for a year. And yes, the air quality in SD has been poor for the last 24 hours.
<Bruce> : At least you can eat cows unlike smoke.
<robert> : cows own. whenever I walk by a cow that smells like crap I say "Fart all you want you stupid cow, I'm getting the last laugh. I'm gonna eat your cousin's ass and suck the milk out of her nipples! biotch!" [Insert anti-vegite/gay joke about eating meat and tossing salads]
<sobo> : you know what sucks about this fire? damn smoke kills conditions for boktai
<robert> : what sobo is trying to say is that he'd rather eat a cow's ass then have smoke cloud the sky. Nice perspective sobo!
<Bruce> : Why did we lose colors?
<august> : The cows are not too bad. The flies that feed off the dung are another matter, though. They were so big, I could actually see their waste products on my keyboard.
<Bruce> : Where did all my colors go you web monkey?
<robert> : hahaha. special occasion.
<Bruce> : Who the heck are you people?
916-716-4856
916-289-8507
808-216-7485
The first one called me at 7AM.
That last one called me at midnight. Stupid hawaiian.
<Bruce> : Special occasion? Someone turn 18 today or 14 in some other states?
<robert> : it's the annual bluepurplesilver day. duh.
<Bruce> : Oh well i am so stupid for forgetting that day.
Hey I just learned I have a cripple on my team. This stackhouse dude is a crip? I do not get Grant Hill but I get this guy. When did he break?
<Bruce> : As anyone can plainly see, I am working hard at school.
<robert> : it's not a forever cripple. just temporary cripple. and I too am working hard
<Bruce> : I should drop Todd MacCulloch right? He is a crip too?
<robert> : yes. potentially long term cripple. Pick up pollard
<Bruce> : I got Some guy called Ron Mercer. Oh well I was just picking up guys I heard the name to before.
<Bruce> : Is it my imagination or does this day seem to be more boring than most?
<robert> : anticipation for bluepurplesilver day should be running through your veins.
<Bruce> : I am not awake yet so anticipation is still low. However Aggie Pack Day is Thurs, want to go? haha
<Bruce> : Am I the only one getting that ngage banner error? Not only that is says you should e-mail the EA sports rep? Does that mean a different banner is supposed to be going up soon or should have been up already but the stupid ad company is not doing their job?
<robert> : survivor twist this thursday. greatest/worst twist ever. ------ dennis miller says nasa eats the poop. I sort of agree. ----- no error in mozilla (big black spot instead), only in ie.
<Bruce> : More like dennis miller is the poop.
<robert> : ATTN PSYMON
<ut> : hey, you know what would be cool on this website? time stamp!
<robert> : timestamp is planned for implementation around 2007-2100. In the mean time, everybody can put their own timestamps in their messages. me first. [December 24th, 2009 10:23AM] ---- yea for america! what? bad? boo! hiss! boo! ---- ait seinfeld
<ut> : LOD patch 1.10 is out today. Should I care? Will I care? I'll try. 10 minutes of game play, I quit LOD and play Max Payne 2. This patch is just the same as others. Rating: C-
<Bruce> : cardboard is a harsh mistress.
<robert> : Tonight is a great night for television. Kings Cavs, ed, Smallville, and That 70s show all make today a horrible day to not have 20 Tivos.
<robert> : so that last theme sucked. so i made a new one for another special occasion. green 5 is practically black. reading this without highlighting deserves gold stars.
<timmy> : The West Wing sucks now. And is it just me, or did Diagnosis Murder have an awful lot of episodes where Dick Van Dyke found himself with a stripper, prostitute, or woman in spandex willing to give him a lapdance.
<Bruce> : I have no idea, never watched that show.
<Bruce> : I hope they stop showing that James and Bibby ad soon, that boreds me and offends me as a man.
<Bruce> : Guess what? I have nothing I care to do now so I did the Yahoo thing.
ID# is 182924 and the Password is loser.
Haha I am major smartie.
<robert> : bruce in charge of the fantasy league will make this gold. It's blocked at work, I will join later. 2 leagues at once is crazy!
<Bruce> : I wake up, I eat and I go to school. One of these days I want it to be like this: I sleep for 12 hours, wake up with a ton of energy and win millions of dollars and sleep some more. That sounds cool.
Robert?
<robert> : close bruce, but I actually use the coffeepot
<Bruce> : Well it was the thought that counts.
<robert> : here is the secret to life : kiss ass, run it over. move on. Kiss new ass, run person over, pilfer dead body. Move on. Kiss more ass, Kiss more, a little more, a little more, STAB IN BACK. pay condolences, pilfer lifeless body. Die happy.
-------- oh yea, I forgets. Last night on TV at 1:30AM (go to sleep fags), Elimidate was in SACRAMENTO. There was a white guy on there that kept stealing stuff from all the locations they went to. First an apple, then a Napkin, bottled water, bread, and some other fruit. sacramento rules.
<Bruce> : I look white? And in my defense that was going to be a late night snack for she and I.
<robert> : you looked very white and got eliminated in the 2nd round. remember? Unless by girl you mean the horse who's trough you stole the apple from. Then I understand. That was funny when you told the story about how your ex-girlfriend/former Miss Teen America stole all your clothes and shoes and pee'd on them. classic.
< nmbvm> : mvmbnhjvkhv,jhnv
<nmbvm> : That was an accident. I'm truly sorry.
<robert> : you'd better apoligize bitch!
<robert> : Homey don't play that! old news, but new to me. The movie should last 5 minutes. Homey hits someone over the head, says his catchphrase, credits roll --------- tonight we'll get our first wins/losses in fantasy ball. yippee! early favorites to win it all : boston ballerz ------ And great news for us without cable. Channel 10 is adding more games to the broadcast schedule. 2 for now, maybe 10 total later. This still does not change the fact that channel 10's news anchors/commercials are all horrible.
<robert> : first look at the picture. then read the article.
<windy city heat> : windy city heat
<64.94.38.98 left it blank> : does any one know how I can get a download of "windy city heat"?
<Bruce> : windy city heat sucks do not watch it. I just saved your bandwidth.
<ut> : HOT HOT HEAT. I miss my summer. transexuals are taking over the world.
<Bruce> : Today I opened a letter that I thought felt strange. Instead of paper in there there was some big piece of plastic. I mentioned to my sister that I just opened an envelope that had strange contents. She then asked what if it had been filled with anthrax, would I have been so energetic to open it? Well I responded saying that had it been anthrax I would have breathed deep into the envelope and snorted it all up. She responed saying that i would have been dead. I said to her, my last words would be, "I thought it was cocaine."
I think that would be a cool last line.
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There was an extremely loud explosion outside just now. That was scary.
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I do not like thongs. They seem like one of the dumbest fashion ideas ever. I hate having to look at them but I can not help but wonder how much do they cost.
<august> : Early Christmas gift -- a calendar of Yeats, Wilde, Swift and other famous (Anglo-)Irish writers. It is published by Playboy.
<timmy> : I hate Halloween because I inevitably drive around and look at women walking around wearing sexy costumes and it's like an entire day of dangling something I will never attain in front of my face.
<timmy> : but I do like looking at thongs
<ut> : shoulda went to old sac, there was nurses, school girls, thongs, everything, even a gang fight!
<Bruce> : I would like to state for the record Robert, THIS LEAGUE SUCKS!
<robert> : what are you talking about. this league rules. I'm #2 I'm #2 wOOHOO
<robert> : how the hell am i supposed to play gunbound when my freaking hands are frozen
<sobo> : you may not want to respond but, how quickly is one supposed to eat a package of chinese sausages?
<Bruce> : Use the smell test, if it smells bad do not eat it otherwise it is ok.
<robert> : to ep : Game 2 = owned again. You got the 2nd highest point total in the league, but your opponent got #1. ho ho ho
<ep> : yeah, i know. WTF is up with that goddamnit. By the way, i have no idea how the league is keeping scores. bruce, when is the other league going to start up ?
<Bruce> : Knowing how jeebus works, it will never get up we need 4 teams.
<robert> : Here's a how to play guide for the fantasy league. I hope that clears it up.
<robert> : SOBO EATS CHINESE SAUSAGE. was it small or what. did it taste like cow ass.
<sobo> : it was diced up and burned to crispiness like a human's brain blasted apart. "Yay! Bwains!" - Gir
<Bruce> : Robert, it sounds like you are in need of some Chinese Sausage.
<Bruce> : Interesting that this site is anywhere associated with "fat white" anime fans.
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Me,sleepy?? No way...
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Do you know the way to San Jose?
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I admit it is hard for me to respect people who wear clothes just for the fashion of it.
<robert> : Validation: Bruce wears his hadoken shirt because it feels good, not because he thinks it looks cool. ----wtf duncan. the year I get you and you roll your ankle. bastard
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<Bruce> : I wear it cause I am a blood.
Does this mean Matrix this weekend?
<timmy> : Paper Name Productions Yahoo Group I'll be posting updates for the new video project there.
<robert> : anybody up? [10:42AM 11/5/03]
<robert> : "The G6, meant for leisure wear, goes for $80.50, with the 50 cents going to charity. " haha. 50 whole cents! way to be generous
<robert> : hey ho hey ho. the next edition of survivor has been cast. here's the spoiler list of castaways. Don't click unless you really want to know. Survivor 8. Highlight the next statement for commentary. no spoiling commies!
<robert s8 spoiler discussion> : man. wtf is this cast? 4 fucks from s1, 4 fucks from s2, 3 from s3, 2 from s4, 1 from s5. 2 s6,1s7 so whatever. They're really pushing it old school.
Rudy is going to own again. But he's also 76! SEVENTY SIX. Dude is going to die before it's over.
What's with the dual robs, and dual jennas? please kick off robs4 and jennas6 and add a lazy black man. I love the lazy black guys. Like Osten. Survivor without a lazy black guy will be the worst mistake ever! Gervase, seans4, anybody please.
and adding rupert already? c'mon. i don't know if I really want more rupert. he's great, but one more time without a break? are you guys sure?
AND WHERE THE HELL IS ROBERT FROM SACRAMENTO?
<Bruce> : Needs more chicks.
<timmy> : read the Trigun manga that came out this week. It's one of those where the anime was better than the manga due to issues of pacing. Since so little of the manga was published when the anime went into production the anime slowed the pacing down to fill up the episode allotment. As a result there's some great original episodes which foreshadow and enrich characters. The manga gets into things quicker but gets more twisted than the anime as things progress. (Different Gung-Ho Guns and the mystery of Knives is deeper.)
<robert> : twolves vs kings last night was great. I kept screaming "MARK MADSEN?!?!?!"
<robert> : the maloofs were on mr. stern this morning and told him they were Lebanese. Lebanese! As in from Lebanon, right next to syria and israel! as in Almost Terrorists! god damn. All this time I've been supporting terrorism! I bet sadamn and osama hide out at the palms eveyr frreaking night. ------------- Mr. Stern is going to be on Letterman tonight. hot to trot.
<Bruce> : Wow I had no idea. They are even cooler then.
<Bruce> : There is a special place in hell for those who promote "fung shui". It is one of the most annoying business fads ever. It seems to be subscribed by idiots who hope for magic. I can stand regular design ideas but to think that moving crap around will fix other problems? Madness and great business scam. I know some people belive in it and some tenants of it are very reasonable but some have taken the concepts or methods too far and made it retarded. Yep, RE-TARD-ED!
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In other news UC Davis has an election coming up and there is the LEAD and Student Focus bastards up for running again. I was at a presentation by both groups and both made me sick in different ways. LEAD went first in the presentations and when they were done even the focus losers clapped for them well see when focus was ready lead went up and left not even bothering to stay. I think that was rude and quite sick showing no manners even if you disagree with them. Second is that we got free candy at this thing and iafter we ate our choco the focus bastards threw the wrappers on the floor. If you can not hold the wrappers in your hand for 10 seconds to walk to the nearest trash bin 5 feet away what makes me think that you are capable of using my funds? Also they were too much into that school sprit thing, that scares me. But a plus for them is that 2 women I find good looking are on their side.
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Looking for deep thoughts? You are in the wrong place, I say head out to the nearest bar to find some humor cause the web am the suck.
<timmy> : anyone want to see matrix tomorrow? I was thinking of going on Sat but then I found out I have an interview that day at noon.
<timmy> : never mind, looks like I've got an interview tomorrow as well.
<robet> : this is going to suck, but I like the concept : http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com/
<robert> : hahahaha. kwod replied saying they've already got enough people (Even though I was on the list, I don't get to go. cool.) But reading between the lines it says : "hey fucktard, if you replied quicker you could have come, but you're as slow as mollasses. get off your ass dumbfuck!" ---- double funny is that I can check my yahoo mail at work because of a backdoor I found in yahoo's servers and the horrible programming of websense. GRRREAT
<august> : In last year's UCSD elections, one group called themselves the People's Parking Party. They suggested scrapping the faculty-staff-student parking hierarchy.
<august> : As for school spirit, that should only be allowed at the service academies. At normal institutions, where most have never heard of esprit de corps, proclaiming school spirit merely devalues the corporate ethos.
<Bruce> : I think i just became a crip.
<timmy> : (potential spoiler about lotr:rotk. blacked out for your protection)They've edited Sauroman out of ROTK. They say they think audiences will assume he died when the Ents destroyed his operation. They'll put the scenes back for the extended DVD. That means I have to wait until next NOVEMBER until I get to see more Christopher Lee in my LOTR. And you don't care, do you?
<robert> : ah wtf^^
<Bruce> : All schools are messed up.
<robert> : Fire Emblem is great. I will write a shackreview soon. A- (the minus because I restarted chap 13 4 times and still didn't do it right)
<Bruce> : Mario and Luigi is out too. Great sounds um nothing else to report yet and the new Yugi game sucks.
<timmy> : Shooting a movie on Tuesday for submission to Robotmedia. If you're free come by my house at noon. Robotmedia time limit is 5 minutes so we won't be there long.
<robert> : what the hell? I'm going to lose to bruce in fantasy ball game 3. The league is rigged. Tim Duncan gets injured, jason terry is suspended for that 1 game, and everyone else on my team has a bad night. WTF^^. ep should be happy that my guys decided to start kicking ass again for his game. fudgical
<robert> : They dumped Tomb Raider for the N-Gage. hahahaha. somebody download it for me! ----------- I didn't forget wha I wanted to say. I just don't feel like saying it
<Bruce> : Haha they dumped everything for the ngage. Puyo Pop is only 1MB that is an eighth of the size of the GBA very but then it is zipped up.
<robert> : you didn't see that. just pretend like you didn't see anything.
<robert> : more lovely n-gage news : games can be played on other phones. haha
<Bruce> : I am here at school typing up my paper due today and what did I do? Read articles about manga, news stories about the Afgans and hitting that basketball game that I barely understand. Why? I think I like failing. There I said it. Now when I go to jail I can use that as part of my insanity defense. To help the defense I should buy an ngage no psych person should say I am sane if I buy that piece of crap. Nokia is retarded almost as stupid as Nintendo was when they released the N64 vs a cd media world except Nintendo has games and talent, Nokia has Finns? Or Swedes? I forget but they are not getting the Vitamin D they need whatever the case is. ++++ Oh yea I missed two classes today cause of my crazy crazy back. I am hopped up on drugs and have an ice pack. I feel like a winner.
<timmy> : Sound familiar to anyone They even wrote a book about it, called "Quarterlife Crisis"
<r-diddy> : I Recomend the article linked to by timmy. I read that in the bee a couple weeks ago and enjoyed it. It's hard to grow up when you're stuck in a dead-end pos job situation. f u all for not hiring me.
<timmy> : If you're coming tomorrow, Here's the script. If anyone can bring a bat or a shovel that'd be great.
<Timmy> : time change. Shooting delayed so some actors can go see Matrix. We'll meet at 3pm now, share diappointment over ending, and start filming. So Show up at 3pm promptly to be in the movie.
<robert> : hello dickies. what.
<sobo> : I finished Boktai: fun weapons, some difficult bosses (that cheating banshee), decent puzzles. The addition of stealth reminded me of MGS, and I am not sure what to think of someone going around shooting others in the back. Biggest drawback: Damn it Kojima, if I liked the sun, I would not have the pasty white skin under my sleeves and all that light wreaks havoc on my eyes when I walk inside, aaauuuugggghhhhh! B+ because I was voiced by a girl.
<Bruce> : Choice is an illusion created by those in power.
That is most true when you are dealing with parents.
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I am so manly that I can say this and still be straight.
I want to play Karaoke Revolution, that games sounds like so much fun and I think everyone is aware of my dreams of being a pop idol worshipped by too young girls who have no brains.
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EP says Matrix this Sat lunch too or just movie?
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Robert your teams sucks I dealt you your first loss. Hahahaha fear my randoms and crips!
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End Transmission.
<robert> : what is wrong with my team. I should dismantle it. Losing to bruce is almost as bad as losing to ut in gunbound. that is so sianz + hianz. ---- speaking of gunbound, they've rebalanced (I mean "did jack shit") the mobiles and added buddy support. yippee. i think. ----- f u nigs!
<robert> : I'm confused. Is this cool or retarded?
<robert> : GOLD JERRY. GOLD. mass email at work :
Hello everyone,
By chance, would any of you happen to know where the picture of Gray Davis that was hanging in the 5th floor lobby area would be now? It seems to have grown feet because it is no longer there.
If you happen to know its whereabouts, please return it to Business Services...No questions asked.
Thanks.
haha. I should have stolen it while I still had the chance. I will have to settle for stealing the arnold one someday.
<r-diddy> : bastards fixed the yahoomail bug --- tonight is senor kimmel's birthday w/ Britney (HOT), Clay Aiken(gay), and DMX(hardcore) ------- the it person just said "MAH-zilla" WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF.
<Bruce> : Is he really gay or people just like jokes of it?
<robert> : acts like it, but claims otherwise. who really knows? His boyfriend.
<Bruce> : Overheard in class:
loser1: Hey can you get me a $500 gift card from Sears?
loser2: Sure, how do you want to pay? Cash or credit?
loser1: No stupid, I have no money, can't you get one for me for free?
loser2: No you need to pay for it before you can activate the card.
loser1: Can't tjust type in 500 bucks in the regester and get the card?
loser2: No, they will check the reg at the end of the day and find out I am 500 short.
loser1 There is no way to do it? Can't you just do it from the back room or something?
loser2: You think if I could do that I would have done it by now?
Ok bored now in short loser 1 says he needs it to buy a b-day gift for himself cause he is a loser. I think they are both losers cause they talked too loudly which pissed me off.
Also some bastard in a different class kept kicking my chair. Bastard.
<robert> : i hate those bastards. they talk just loud enough that it's hard to listen to what you should be listening to, and you end up listening to those fags and thinking about how faggoty they are
<timmy> : could be worse. Try sitting in front of two girls that talk about how they want to get laid. You'd think that would be sexy, but no, it's really frustrating.
<robert> : the kwod morning show is gay. The few times I've listened to it they've had a contest where you win crap for answering a trivia question. Every single damn time I've known the answer. Why? Because they freaking steal the quiz question from sites I read everyday like zap2it.com and fark. Today's question was what is the #1 show among 2-5 year olds? GEE GOLLY, IT DUN BE FEAR FACTOR ACCORDING TO FARK EH. ----- britney was hot, aiken got shafted, and dmx got censored. it was literally Chorus, motherCUT_AUDIOfor30Seconds, Chorus.
<robert> : ah wtf^^
<Bruce> : D00d I passed out but Matrix at 11:20AM 2day.Regal Theaters as props to Ut cause he got work after.
<august> : Has anyone bought the Bandai Enterprise kits? I am really tempted by the E model, but $70+ is a bit much.
<Bruce> : Nope, not I. I am not good with models, too impatient and I mess up a lot.
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Most over rated President: jfk
Most underrated LBJ, Nixon, Carter.
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Matrix Revoultions: B, good movie, few things I did not like but I felt it is better than many had made it out to be.
<robert> : 30 minutes away from arnold! and i'm stuck in a cubical a mere 5-6 blocks away! YES!
<Bruce> : You can still go, I will cover for you. I will teleport myself over and no one will be the wiser.
<robert> : hurry up and teleport. I can't wait to show arnold my muscles. ---- This was in the sacbee about arnold's inaugration. Go crash it. :: 5:30 p.m.: Reception for community college students at the Senator Hotel, 1121 L St., sponsored by the California Student Association of Community Colleges.
<robert> : today's keen classroom observation :: on the left side of the room : 7 whites. on the right side of the room : 5 asians, 1 hispanic, 1 black. SEGREGATION WOOT. ------- damn a black guy just walked in while I was typing this and is now sitting on the left side. my whole theory has been debunked.
<ut> : i almost said niggers in front of niggers
<ut> : in reply to:
" : could be worse. Try sitting in front of two girls that talk about how they want to get laid. You'd think that would be sexy, but no, it's really frustrating."
you shoulda just turn around and fuck them both, haha
<robert> : I am so ninja.
<robert> : arr me matey. much crap for you! ------- for the 2nd time in the last couple months that I've been up late enough to see Elimidate, it once again is an episode in Sacramento. 1 dude. 4 chicks. all fugly as hell. No lying. Horrible horrible. Not only do we have no dentists, but we also must inbreed like crazy. -------------- I just took a walk around downtown and saw our very own Scientology Church/Bookstore. I and 14th I think. not only that, but they're hiring! time to get me a religion. ---------- New Soda ----- and it was Chinese day in Toronto for the Raptors game. Anybody ever hear of Ness? Of course not! I know all about them! Not Enough Slutty Singers is my most favorite group evAr. If I was a terrorist, Chinese day would have been a great day to bomb toronto.
<Bruce> : toronto rocks, how hard is it to book a band like Ness?
<timmy> : Robotmedia, this Saturday in Chem194, 8pm. THe movie we made last week.
<timmy> : will be one of the movies shown.
<timmy> : anyone interested in going to Chuck E Cheese on Saturday around noon?
<robert> : Pedophilia rules! ------- I'm not sure why, but whenever I read yahoo news, I make sure I'm logged out of yahoo. I'm slightly scared that they're tracking which news stories I'm reading. -- guess who
<Bruce> : I was going to say you were just paranoid Robert but then I realized how often your mind is read.
<robert> : if it didn't say "Welcome, *********" at the top, I wouldn't care. But when you're looking at natalie portman's nipples, it's sort of disturbing knowing they know you were looking. not that I was. All hypothetical
<sobo> : is anyone interested in this?
<Robert> : OHS IS THAT MY CHRISTMAS GIFT?!?!?!? OHS THANKS U SOBO U ARE KEWL THX. I DUN MEEN TO SPOIL BUT HERES WHATS I IS GETTING YOU. LOL. ALL 32 EPISODES! YOU KAN THX ME LATER!
<RobErt> : They really gotta do a black version of the Bacherlor. Not classy black guys, but ghetto rap stars and hos who've had multiple abortions. It would be the funniest best show ever. Easily.
EPISODE 3 : Stay tuned for the first ever orgy in all of bachelor history!
EPISODE 6 : Antwawn :: "man. all these bitches are jockin me and alls I wants to do is just tap their asses and go drink a 40 wit my homies you know what i'm saying ?yea ya. just keepin it real dog! fo sure"
Season Finale : 2 girls remain. Both Impregnated. Which will get the child support? Which will get a dead beat husband/father to their child? Stay tuned!
Antwawn : "i'm sorry taqueesha. but, you know, i didn't pick you shorty, you know what i'm saying. for real. you know?"
Taqueesha : "aw hell no! I ain't goin out like that mother fucker! *PUSHES ATWAWN OFF THE CLIFF TO HIS DEATH* yeah bitch! who you not gonna marry now! huh? dumb nigger! don't you mess wit taqueesha! Holla! "
ah. I have a dream! A dream where television rules all the time.
<robert> : YES THANKS YOU STUPID HORS. I LVOE IT WHEN YOU SICK FUCKS DECIDE TO WHISPER BS GOSSIP AROUND MY CUBE. THANKS FOR WHISPERING SOFT ENOUGH SO THAT I CAN HEAR IT TOO! BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT LIFE. AND I HOPE I CATCH WHAT ENOUGH FUCKING VIRUS YOU HAVE. I'VE GOT 2 GREAT IDEAS! 1)SICK? STAY AT HOME. 2)GOSSIP? CREATE A FUCKING XANGA YOU FAGS. THAT WAY YOU 50 YEAR OLD STANK CUNTS CAN ACT LIKE A NEWB ANGST EMO FAG TEENAGER AND I DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING HEAR IT -- bb bf
<rOCert> : I dream of playing in this league. I can only imagine how many times they get scored on and then taunted with "so is that how you do it in the oc?"
<Bruce> : Sorry Robert I did not use the phrase
<robert> : me and maarten are the only 2 people in the world who didn't like kill bill. we will have babies together.
<robart> : i found a mini-disc today. not a player, just a disc. mini-discs look cool, and technology wise they aren't that bad, but they were marketed like betamax. I wonder what is on it. 74 minutes of music? porn? a macintosh virus to disable an alien aircraft? one can only wonder.
<Bruce> : Mini discs sure look cool too bad they are < cd, flash mem or, crap.
I hope you saved it cause just in case an alien attack happens because it might be mankind's only chance for victory. That and Psymon.
<Bruce> : I knew you were a dutch loving freak Robert. Yea you and Maarten will have such great love children.
<r> : 1) David picked the wrong girl.
<ro> : pick a side! I've chosen mines! (HINT: Jeff Green actually knows how to write!) ---- i want to eat but the fat man will stare at me! oh nos!
<Bruce> : Wolf is an awesome dude, I clearly do not remember him from PCG but dang what an idiot, it seems like he has no brains at all about how to get a job also can not read. ATTACH your writing not LINK. If I can understand that how come I have no job? Oh yea Robert maybe should hire him for this site huh? Maybe pay him in pennies to his paypal account?
<rob> : I think linking is good.:) attaching a pair of 5000 word documents is bad :( attaching a resume, good :) linking a resume, bad :(
<Bruce> : You are giving comfort to the bastard. Linking is bad you should attack or put the info into the body of the e-mail. Linking = lazy.
<robe> : no. the first email to anybody over anything should be short sweet and to the point. I do not want to open my email to a 6000 word essay especially when I have no idea who you are and there are 100 new messages a day. Dropping huge amounts of text in to your email is moronic. how many times have you seen huge posts from me that you read 100%? At most a paragraph that brings the gist of your writing to the forefront and then a link following.
<august> : Eh, the only reviewers I liked were Bill Trotter, M. Evan Brooks and Bruce Geryk . . . the *real* grognards (Old Guard). And do you remember the CGW of the mid-90's? Nice, thick volumes with actual content. I am glad I stopped reading the gaming rags.
<timmy> : I just found the easter eggs on the LOTR special edition discs. Cool.
<rober> : owned again. Got Jan04 EGM. Never got Dec03 EGM. this poo. --- pepsi's new ad has stuck Blind Melon - No Rain in my head all week. ---- The OC has got Phantom Planet - California stuck in my head all week. --- I got Switchfoot - Meant To Live, Outkast - Hey Ya in my head all week.
<timmy> : Thunder Valley Casino on Monday, anyone else want to go?
<Bruce> : Sorry, I can not go school and all.
<ut> : let's go, i'm good after 6
<timmy> : 6? Yeah okay.
<robert> : I smell like some type of nasty medical cream because I sat behind the guy with the scab the size of (not exagerating) a giant-sized orange on his head. ugh. it was slightly bleeding, and the dude kept picking at it. I should carry around a Maxim so I can rub it's inserts on myself. Either that or The Week needs perfume ads.
<timmy> : I'm going to have to call of Thunder Valley, I just found out I'm working graveyard tonight.
<Bruce> : Robert, how fantastic!
<robert> : today is not my day. to celebrate the wonderful occassion of having another below average day, I will buy myself a burrito tommorrow. oh yes. a burrito. a nice burrito so I can partake in the one true joy left to me in this sad little world; flatulance. the farting gods will be pleased. ---- or maybe not because it will unmistakingly rain like in matrix revolutions right when I step outside for a lunch break.
<Bruce> : I forgot to write this like 2 weeks ago but I gave blood again and of course took extra snacks home. But enough about my bounty. The real story is that when you give blood they ask invasive questions about your life, like have you ever used a needle for drugs, slept with any one that has VD, take it up the buttock from a man since 1977, junk like that. Well one thing they ask is have you been out of the country in the past 12 months, well I have I went to HK and Japan so I tell the guy I went to HK and he asks me, "Is that in Japan?" I am stunned for half a secend. I thought with SARS everyone knew HK was with China but once again ignorance is rule.
I suck at the new Mario Kart if anyone cares to know. Toad is less l33t now.
In other crappy news I got an A+ on a psych project only cause one of my team members is very good at his thing. I need to thank him more, he rocks. Did a great job.
<robert> : here's a nice article (to be continued all week) about somebody going back to Shaolin. In case you are wondering, the shaolin temple is in Japan. Right next to Hong Kong.
<timmy> : then how could David Carradine pretend to be Chinese?
<robert> : an exerpt from today's shaolin journal thing :::: "Little Wang tells me that Coach Cheng is working for his older brother, Big Wang, at their new school in Deng Feng." Is it possible to read that and keep a straight face? It even rhymes!
<robert> : Read Me. A speech my Michael Crichton about environmentalism. Yummy for your brain
<august> : Hey Bruce, I have the same situation -- my lab partner has about 25 years of experience.
<Bruce> : 25 years? Back at school or something? Mine wants good grades for grad school.
<august> : No more promotions without a Master's, so in he goes. He gave up a $90K job to live the noble, pure life of an impoverished grad student.
<Bruce> : Hahaha grad students = monks?
<robert> : HA? it's too big! make it stop!
<Bruce> : Dude I have no idea what to do now. Should I be rolling on the floor laughing or die laughing?
<robert> : I used to visit both of those sites regularly. Now I only see them as the punchline to bad jokes. ---- During The last 30 seconds of Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows, I swear the guy in the background is screaming "I LIKE BOYSSSSS." The lyrics say "I like for," but they're probably just covering their ass
<ut> : qoutation:
"Web's largest gaming and entertainment destination for young males"
<Bruce> : It is 7:30 and we have gotten 4 phone calls in the last hour. There should definitly be laws against this crap! 3 were from my mom 1 from a group member who just recently remembered to e-mail her part of the essay to me. Oh how I loathe people calling me for crap. it was 6:30AM, yea you woke me.. I will suff rabid monkeys into the brain of the next person who does this to me.
<Bruce> : Arnold's best movies are when he does not talk.
<ut> : bruce, there's a button call, "reject phone calls." I do that all the time
<Bruce> : Can not do that. I have to answer my mom and I needed to talk to my team mate to know how messed up her part of the paper was.
<ut> : but 7:30 in the morning though? even buddha has to sleep
<Bruce> : Haha bending over to pick up crap in my room got my back to become crap again. That teaches me to try.
<Bruce> : This is finals week and I am happy I lived with a solid C in my psych class however I wish I did better of course. Like how most people think, next time will be different.
<Bruce> : I am supposed to grade my group members who worked on the crappy project. Is it ok if I make looks a factor in giving a grade cause one chick was cute but sucked at just about everything else. I gave her a C. I think she might be closer to a D. I am not sure I also could be too nice but then I did give one other loser in the group a D. Eh que sera.
<Bruce> : Just hit some gaming sites and, "How could I have missed this?" The boomslang mouse is still alive. Blows my little mind.
<Bruce> : I was just thinking, does Samus ever get tired of running?
JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW
I lost a link on grouphug.us but it was a cool story about how a guy has been lost in the halls of the federal government and pulls down 85k for doing nothing. I was just thinking how that could be you Robert in like 1 year, forgotten in that job with only terrorists to keep you company.
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Back still hurts, I am an old man who looks very very young. People like my hair. Bald owns. That is if I cut it that short but dang short still.
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TV networks are retarded, they cancel too many good shows and let crap like osbourns and wwe live. What trash.
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Back still hurts.
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Pizza time, later.
<Bruce> : Tomorrow I need the breakfast of champions to thawart the evil powers. I will summon all I can get to defeat it and bring freedom to everyone.
I will eat a number of churros and have hot choco.
<Robert> : so that's how i shot web! ---- So here's a sort of neat article. A guy decides to offer Americans the same salary that he would give Indian workers. And wouldn't you know, americans are willing to work! I can't believe it! Programming for only $45K a year? That is like Slave Labor!!! Pennies instead of dollars! How do the Indians do it??? OH WAIT. HOW COULD I FORGET? $45K IS GOOD CASH. if you can't live in america on $45K a year, you're buying the wrong things.
Preview of my next cover letter :
Hello companies,
I am willing to work at the same rate that you would pay an outsourced employee. And I spoke the english and shot web.
Thanks, Robert.
<Bruce> : Hmmm deal with a bastardly thick Indian accent or have Robert yelling about how retarded I am. Actually I am sure Robert would suffer more from all the questions he would get.
<Robert> : Hello companies,
I believe that customers like to get treated like inmates. Have you seen the way prisoners react after they've been scolded and released from prison? They like being whipped so much that after they're released, 75% of them decide to come back to jail! You can't argue the facts! Yelling at customers leads to customers who come back for more. My strategy is good for business.
Thanks, Robert
<august> : Some French restaurants operate on the above principle.
<Bruce> : Haha that sounds absurd. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar right?
<Robert> : Hello companies,
Not only am I extremely fresh and in your face, but I am also very good at story telling, artistic direction and illustration. Here is a new example of my talent : http://wabut.vzz.net/comic.php I am too extreme and fresh and in your face to be syndicated!
Thanks, Robert
<ut> : ^^^ that comic is not funny
<robert> : Hello companies,
I got an email today at work that was worded weird, but I believe what it was trying to say is that somebody is now monitoring my web access. Please hire me now so I can get away from this bullshit.
Thanks, Robert
<ut> : if anything fails, we can all do this
<Bruce> : Being lightheaded during finals am the suck. Robert, does that mean we have an extra idiot reading this page who will get nothing of it?
<timmy> : Working the graveyard shift, it's both great and annoying.
<Bruce> : I am the man with the goods. Need a hot happening place to take a chick to make out? Look not further I have just the place, the California State Railroad Museum. Make out among the cars or have a whole party of debauchery in a rail car. I have eight tickets here that serve almost any ones needs. Call now, Jews are waiting.
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In other news OSAMA SADDAM has been captured. Admit it; you think they all look alike with their dark skin, facial hair, beady eyes and floppy heads.
<robert> : your attempt to get me fired will not go unnoticed.
<Bruce> : I bet whoever is going to fire you is a jew. Jews always do that kind of crap. I mean after 2000 years they still hold to some retarded kosher laws. How stupid do you have to be? The answer, slightly less stupid than Christians who belive in more retarded aspects.
<Bruce> : Nokia if you are hiring pick me!!!!!! I have common sense and while it might not look like it I do have a bit of style. I could have totally prevented you from looking like a retard in your design of some recent phones and the paperweight you call n-gage.
You know you can save millions by dumping that crap. You have too many ads on tv and the web and it dulls me. Maybe that is killing my brain.
<robert> : there were a total of THREE farkers and 2 SBBGirls who went to that thing last friday. oh boy. I missed out. And hey, please link to as many down with america, I love terrorists, jailbait porn, priest/minister little boy porn and animals humping each other websites as possible today. I can't go through with this anymore. if i'm going down, I'm going down in flames
<Bruce> : Awesome Sac is the town huh? I can not belive I forgot all about it until I just hit fark today. They really went all out for us.
<robert> : I would have gone. But I was too busy drawing A NEW COMIC YES. IT IS ROFL LOL LOL ROFL LOL OLO ROFL LOLLERSKATES LOLLIPOPS FUNNY.
<robert> : downstairs, there's a 5 foot christmas tree that is pretty well lit. Right behind it is a poster that's been there ever since I got here. It says, in nice big bold letters, "CONSERVE ENERGY." PINK SLIP NOW. UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK PLEASE.
<Bruce> : Robert are you stupid? Any bulbs on a Xmas tree is free energy it does not count against you. So technically if we have enough Xmas trees with lights we would never need coal power again.
<ut> : god damn chinks, i hate sand monekies
<ut> : three farker including retro crush from sac25. 2 SBB girls? 2??? Kim is hot, but the other girl is black, boo
<robert> : Since when did this site become the official site for the Sacramento kkk? haha. don't blame me. And despite all the hate, I'm pretty sure our reader ratio of tree huggers to Hummer lovers is imbalanced towards the former and not the latter.
<Bruce> : I LOVE JEWS!!! They are H O T! Natalie Portman and Brooke Burke put those two Joos together and you got a PARTY! I do not hate jooews. I love them. Oh yea. They are hot stuff. It is hard to say more.
<robert> : i'm glad bruce cleared that up. ----> party party
<Bruce> : Darkies rock. I like Halle Berry and Tyra Banks. That silky chocolate skin, oh yea, creamy. Hate? Not here.
<robert> : Guess what. I heard that the city needs new construction workers to dig ditches. I recommend Bruce. Because once he digs a hole, he just keeps digging and digging and digging. Anyone ever see the seinfeld episode where George doesn't want to be thought of as a racist so he tries to find a black guy to be his friend? This is like that, except worse. haha. Please respond with more remarks that would make Jesse Jackson look sane.
<Bruce> : I rock like that. Old people should be shot cause they smell bad and look ugly.
<robert> : I like the idea of old people being shot, but wouldn't that just make them smell even funnier and, if shot in the right place, make them even uglier?
<Bruce> : QUIT QUESTIONING ME JEW BOY!
<robert> : my secret identity has been revealed! Happy Hannukah everybody!
<Bruce> : Jews can learn from Chinks. Chink eat any thing that moves or does not move they are like pigs.
<robert> : so what's the over/under on number of Heidi Klum/Lucky baby jokes today? ---- I like how this site sits in my taskbar as "Datafox - Groping Bo..." Thanks again. ---- This is the best chat transcript with a survivor ever. Jon was on Howard Stern today as well, but I don't remember anything about it.
<robert> : * C H O K E D *
<Bruce> : Oh today is a bad day for Boktai.
datafox is this way
<robert> : Isn't it getting a little late for movie submissions? --- I forgot the funny on saturday. I told psymon to go to gbatemp.net. And of course, the domain name got hacked that day and it forwarded him to boyfetishes . com with a picture of a kid on all fours in full s&m gear. That was great.
<robert> : ascii matrix
<Bruce> : If there is any kind of personality I like to get rid of for good, it is the paranoid kind. I live with 2 they drive me crazy trying to make things 'safe'. I always feel fairly safe after all I have ridden 100% of the time when I have driven and most are scared of me driving. You know if I had a house I would be tempted to never lock all the doors and windows.
<robert> : paranoid people are what drive ratings for "news specials about sharks that will eat yous" through the roof and make people buy tazers and pepper spray. Exploiting them is the key to victory. --- and they
<robert pushed enter instead of apostrophe (cont)> : and they're playing LORD clone at planetcrap now. I have never played kingsofchaos, but I will say without a doubt that LORd is 8 billion times more entertaining.
<Bruce> : I used to think only FedEX, ups and the us post office sucked. airborne express sucks too. You have a package that has been sitting in a wearhouse for 5 days and only will think about shipping it tomorrow.
<cowboy> : I'm glad Dat Phan won the standoff on Last Comic Standing because it was a case of Asian underdog blowing up in the face of his oppressors, but I'm sad that he had to take out Dave to do it. Dave rocked.
<robert> : microsoft wins. FATALITY. : a $1000 prize for using it? hurry up and install already.
<Bruce> : I used the beta. I want extra for DLing that.
After all these years living and eating I still lack an understanding of what a "dumpling" is.
<cowboy> : It's cool and funny at the same time Matrix ping pong
<Bruce> : My favorite pies:
1. Apple. No doubt it is the best.
2. Eskamo. Hmm so nice on a hot day and sticks are helpful.
3. Turkey Pot. Hmm creamy filling that makes me love the veggies in there no matter what they are.
I am sure my ratings help all. Oh well it will give my real short review on T3: B.
Much better than I hoped and it had a bittersweet ending that I liked I like that fate crap. Wish Connor was casted as some one else. That guy sucked however.
<robert> : this is a unhappy face :( --- you can't include pot pies with pies. that is like cheating. might as well add a pizza pie. and pie made of naked ladies.
<slade> : please click to help my brother beat other people in the great ALT Contest.
<cowboy> : I was a victim in a hit and run. Fortunately I was in the Safeway when it happened, but now i have to deal with insurance hassles.
<Bruce> : I am at UCI now. free net kiosks hahahaha.
<robert> : no admin access, means no java installation, means no homework at work, means another day that will be wasted doing nothing. this sucks
<robert> : Kobe hit it. Nice work Kobe!
<robert> : that binaryreport site is ownage. her full name, address, phone number, AIm screenname, pictures, haha. wtf.
<robert> : more damnit more. |puzzlepirates.com. beta testing beta testing argh me matey
<august> : You can always try the Schulze method -- paper & pencil drafts!
<Bruce> : After a long trip I would love a quiet house. My mom and grandma think differently.
<robert> : gunman rob => pencil. stupid java=>not worth pencil --- Bose QuietComfort 2 Acoustic Noise Cancelling Headphones : I think a car accident could happen right behind you and you'd never notice with these things on.
<Bruce> : Your job gets more awesome everytime I hear about it. Dang those would be cool if it did not need batts to go along with it.
<robert> : the $300 pricetag is nothing, the batteries are the dealbreaker. --- and ATTN DAVIS RESIDENTS : 93.7kxoa your home for hard rock in sacramento is going to be at CHIPOTLE GIVING away free stuff. oh wait. CHIPOTLE IN ROSEVILLE. HAHAHA. SUCKERS. THEY'RE NEVER COMING BACK
<Bruce> : Robert just made baby jesus cry.
<robert> : don't hate the player, hate the game! (???) --- 93.7KXOA is giving away free pc gamer! your home for howard stern in the mornings and hard rock all day. 93 point 7. K X O A sacramento. an infinity broadcasting company
<robert> : HA. Yugioh has a freaking hamburger that attacks. anti-drugs my ass
<Bruce> : Hey lay off of Yugi after all he has a clear enough mind to act like he is not cheating at the game. If anyone is on drugs it is clearly pegasus. After all he thinks magic + tech = power to resurrect people plus he really seems to like brightly colored toons. Hmmmm yea I think he is on meth + lsd + pot and who knows what else. Ok well maybe Yugi is on it too. His hair is trippy.
<whic> :
<Bruce> : Nuke the sun.
<robert> : rumor mill : neon keon for kurt thomas(knickerbockers)
<robert> : HAHAHA. damn 14 year olds
<robert> : retard rumor mill : +1 to me for not realizing that the neon keon trade rumor was in the freaking newspaper today and an even bigger trade rumor is the Brad Miller for scotty2hotty and hedon't.
<timmy> : Well, the whole 3 hours have been filled. So come to the Davis Underground Movie Festival. Chem 194 on the UCDavis Campus. Saturday, July 26th. Starts at 8pm ends at 11. See a movie with people from this site in it.
<Bruce> : Lack of admin means I am stuck with a computer that is an hour and 10 minutes in the future. Stupid admins.
<robert> : what the hell bruce. why didn't you nuke the damn sun again. it's hot hot heat
<Bruce> : Shut up, you smell funny.
<robert> : that is because the sun is back and I am sweating again. argh me matey. --- and in "I <3 this job" news, somebody stole my first paycheck and cashed it. Thanks! I hope you buy some good drugs with that! Whoever's idea was it to Mail paychecks instead of just handing them to me deserves an award!
<robert> : if anybody is wondering about my thoughts on brad miller, here is a tidbit :: I tried to trade for Brad Miller in the fantasy league all last season, but whoever had him wouldn't bite.
<robert> : how the hell did this guy make dallas' summer league team? Potential??? I should've been born in japan.
<ut> : sorry wabut, I drove by everyday and check your mailbox. You just volunteered to participate the "Save Youtea Fund."
<Bruce> : "Queer eyes for a straight guy" good name lame show.
How does some one cash a check?
<Bruce> : If I could have a T3 line for free, I would kill for it.
<robert> : f the world. right in those craters. -- I took off that NWS yugioh pic that bruce put up. No more load and scroll!
<Frency> : Okay. "She'll be back." Now go kill!
<Bruce> : NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need DMG!!!!!!
<Timmy> : Next movie: more funny stuff, more action, less drama. I'm thinking a surreal comedey.
<Bruce> : A dream of mine is to have a laptop again. or my comp in the kitchen so I never walk away from the stove. I just let a pot boil for 5 min before I was reminded of it again.
<timmy> : I'm thinking of a serial video series, kinda like red vs. blue but with live action. What do you think?
<Robert> : I like Cereal.
<Bruce> : It is that time of year where the ac is always be on. It is just getting unbearable these days. That or go off to borders for 6 hours. Actually that sounds like a plan. Too bad I have no car. If I had a car I would spend a lot of time away from home like arden or school. UCD has many places to sleep for the tired lazy bum I am.
<Bruce> : AC truly is great. I could sleep here. Well if I knew no one would bother me.
<robert> : Sleep in Library.
<Robert> : This for gbaSP.
<Robert> : I like cheap
<Bruce> : Haha lik sang is the funny.
<Bruce> : Thanks admins of UCD for finally getting rid of the annoying Norton exprired notice after 6 months. But you forgot to fix the clock.
Oh when you installed the new AV scanner you forgot to update it. It was over 7 months old. Wow you are well paid and smart. Good job, retards.
I scanned the comp and found over 50 viruses. Genius.
<robert> : bruce install trojan
<robert> : this my money
<Bruce> : Burgers sounds real good now.
<robert> : burgers are yummy
<robert> : This is 0%!!!
<cowboy> : so in the new SNK/Capcom game Dimitri has a move that turns men into women. I never needed to see a tg version of Guile
<robert> : what the fuck?
<Bruce> : Hahaha sounds like an awesome movie we should all go see it. SNK should have an anti-drug ad too.
<Bruce> : Oh yea on Weds I took a 20 min bus ride and ac was was flwoign right on me. Man why did I ever leave that bus. It was awesome.
<Bruce> : I forgot, 916-417-0300, you suck.
<ep> : in N out two days in a row now. tomorrow will be 3 in a row. rain is cool.
<cowboy> : Ha! This guy rocks. Check out his movies
<Bruce> : Using Firebird 0.6.1 now. Much more stable than before and just as usuable. Great upgrade.
<Bruce> : JLH's and Portman's careers are dead and Britney needs CPR now. I have a solution, these.
BOOYEA. Instant Genius. I think it is clear I am a brilliant marketing genius. NSFW.
<Bruce> : It is 6:30 here on the date of Aug 2nd and it is raining. During summer. Cool.
<robert> : I saw lightning!
<ut> : most girls are fucking stupid.
<mike> : back to the tape again...conclusion the same: shibby sucks!
<mike> : but fantastic commentary...he should take bill walton's job.
<Bruce> : Some people actually say 'catsup'? Wrong. So wrong.
Monday mornings are a very boring time.
<robert> : where is kent?
<robert> : bruce writes sinfest
<timmy> : anybody want to go to Comp USA on Tuesday? I'm price checking G4s
<robert> : keon trade? what?
<Bruce> : Late Lunch Early Dinner for ME, this Sat. Tell me if you are in or out.
You guys all know the contact methods.
<robert> : i hope you all know morse code or smoke signals, because that's what Bruce prefers --- Mark Cuban is god. There's a reason he's a zillionaire, and his mouth is part of it. --- Operation "Doesn't he realize that Silver is gay?" is complete. Premiering on a Robert near you soon.You guys all know the contact methods.
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<Bruce> : Arnold is running for governor. I have found out who I am voting for.
<Psy-mon> : A dancing monkey?
<robert> : arnold gets my vote as well(seriously). I re-read his esquire interview from a couple months ago and he still sounds like ownage. Photocopies anyone? --- In case you need a hint : _OCKRING. --- Ms Alba (REPEAT: MS. Alba) looked insanely hot at the Teen Choice Awards. So did Ms. Bryant!! LOL!!
<cowboy> :
YOU RAN OVER A SMALL CHILD AND LEFT HIM TO DIE!!!
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<RoBeRt> : I think I should download VBA at work and just sit here testing Japanese Roms to find out if any of them are any good.
<robert> : i want a math debate.
<Bruce> : Hey Robert you just gave me V D on Sat where are my other 2 parts of ownage?
<robert> : i'll give it to you next year. it will age gracefully like fine wine and moldy cheese
<robert> : spike tv premieres today with some kind of play boy party at 8pm. sounds homo to me.
I've thought of the best invention ever. This is sure to make me a millionaire. I call them "turn signals." You put them on your car, and whenever you want to turn right or left you can flip a switch or push a button AND BAM PEople will know if you're trying to turn!!!! It will be great! That way when I'm crossing the street that you're in and you're going to turn left, I WON'T THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN ME OVER!!!!!!! I'm surprised nobody's thought of this before!!!! Especially all you geniuses downtown!!!!!!!!! You all must be too busy with your math debating sessions!!!!
<rob3rt> : i hope people come to this site and see bruce's last comment and think this is a page for queers to meet each other and trade stds.
<Bruce> : I have been hacked and I reboot seemingly at random when connected to the net. I am trying to win. Dang me for never checking security updates.
<robert> : bruce = newb. I hack joo.
start | run | services.msc -> right-click Remote Procedure Call, select -> properties. -> Click the recovery tab. -> Change first failure to 'take no action'
of course, bruce can't see this though because his box is owned. haha
<Bruce> : I am back. I guess this proves nothing can keep a good chink down. I am the Wonzor.
<cowboy> : I have the house to myself. You know what that means... PORNO! Wait! I mean PARTY! I mean... fuck it, I'm watching cable.
<Bruce> : Pillows would be a nice addition to most MU chairs.
<ut> : way things should be
<robert> : I hope Arnold believes the same. --- Did anybody else read/hear about that re-arranged Alphabet thing for the order of the people on the ballot? I always thought it was just some weird political party order on the ballots, not some retard new-alphabet that they've been doing. "Let's try and prevent all the people with the last name that starts with A from getting firsties, and at the same time COMPLETELY CONFUSE PEOPLE LOOKING FOR THEIR CANDIDATE. " It was no big deal with 5-6 max candidates, but 90 or so? this is retarded. ----- The state has used this system since 1975 to help erase the estimated 5 percent advantage a candidate gets from being at the top of the ballot... people actually vote like that? yea for california
<robert> : i swear i selected yellow
<ep> : Today at work, while leaving for lunch, some FUCKING BITCH(who works in the building next to mine) nearly collides with me. On this small private road that goes out of the parking area, I am driving on the right lane. I have the right of way and there is this bitch that is leaving the parking lot (there is a stop sign for her). The road is a 2-lane road, this BITCH turns into the road. I figure this BTICH is going to turn into the left lane like most people and because I'm in the fucking right lane. BUT NO! THIS FUCKING BITCH MERGES INTO MY FUCKING LANE. I as usual drive slow. THERE WERE FUCKING INCHES AWAY FROM ME HITTING HER FUCKING CAR. GODDAMNIT. I HONKED LIKE CRAZY. I forgot to write down her license plate# and find her car tomorrow and leave her a fucking surpirse. GODDAMNIT, I HAVE NEVER WANTED SOMEONE TO DIE SO MUCH IN MY LIFE (not true). GODDAMN, I HOPE SHE GETS HIT BY A TRUCK AND HAS A SLOW DEATH (me being optimistic). This is actually the second time that is has happened, the first time was in when I was coming back from lunch and someone who works in the same buidling as me was leaving the parking lot nearly hit me. (I have not seen that car since then) GODDAMNIT WHY WON'T THESE PEOPLE JUST CRASH AND DIE? GODDAMN YOU JEEBUS.
In conclusion, I PRAY TO JEEBUS (if it actually works I would pray) THAT THAT BITCH DIES.
SERENITY NOW!!! FUCKING SERNITY NOW!!!
<ut> : watch this b4 it's down. LA LA LA
<robert> : if it was 2 way street, my invention "the turn signal" could have really helped ep out.
<august> : I like the Arnold picture with the caption, "You are the Homo!"
<Bruce> : Ohhh could use more HD space. That would be nice. Running out.
<timmy> : I'm writing the next movie. I wanted to write a short story, but you go where the ideas are. Although right now the only good idea I have is for a character called Evil Robot Robot Dancer: the robot that dances the Robot, and is evil
<robert> : you need a character that likes to have math debating sessions. He'd like to do it with a lot of people, but doesn't mind math debating by himself.
<robert> : this sounds useful, but what does unlocking your phone allow you to do? switch providers?
<robert> : Back off I’ll take you on. GUNBOUND to take on anyone.
<Bruce> : Unlocking means you can use different providers and keep your phone. It is a plus if you are in another country and you do not want to pay long distance to use it so instead you can hook up with a local plan there.
<ut> : mentos, the cs players
<timmy> : sure, but what the fuck is math debating?
<timmy> : screw Schwartzenegger. Don Novello is running for Govenor. Who is Don Novello? He's the comedy writer that created Father Guido Sarducci. Check google to find out who that is.
<timmy> : I take it back This is the list of candidates It's a helpful list, even mentions their occupations
<a clue> : say 'math debating' with a gay lisp.
<Bruce> : According to Ancient Egyptian myth thanks to a bit of math debating humanity was formed.
<robert> : what's a gay lisp?
<Bruce> : You know I almost never read letters sections of magazine most of the time people say stuipd things like asking "what is the nude code to TR" or pretend they are half intellegent. But today was different. Picking up a copy of the 'Offical Playstation Magazine' I went to read letters after I finished everything else and I read 2 letters that made me all warm and fuzzy inside.
It seems the mag some time ago told some one that putting a cd with a few scratches on it in a microwave for 3 min on high would fix it. and those 2 who wrote in complained it did not work and asked for new copies of the cds they lost.
Ahhh there is no joy like the pain of others.
<robert> : putting your tr cd in the microwave unlocks the nude code dude
<robert> : saying Anthony Peeler just doesn't have the ring to it like saying Mateen Cleaves
<timmy> : I want my next movie To be as good as this
<Bruce> : TRUTH: Sobo was mistaken for Ut on Saturday.
<Sobo> : i had a hard time trying to stop laughing
<Sobo> : i had a hard time trying to stop laughing
<Bruce> : When I woke up today I totally belived I had a pencil in my hand.
<ut> : who's the one that mistaken me for sobo? he or she needs his or her eyeballs popped out
<Bruce> : You can visit him at starbucks.
<robert> : I don't think I want to download something called Toast Dusters --- sobo being mistaken for ut is the coolest thing ever.
<sdf> : sdfdsf
<ROBERT> : I FIXED IT YOU BASTARDS.
AND I ADDED A NEW "FEATURE" <timmy> : toast dusters sound stupid but it's the coolest thing I've ever seen. They fight a giant toast monster by getting into a Power Zord. And that's only the 5th coolest thing in the movie.
<test> : :) :P;):|
<robert> : nobody will ever guess the tag you need (unless you use one of those other boards), just like nobody noticed when I broke it. hahah.
<robert> :
<--- those are 4 "special" commands. There may be secret ones too, like goatsexc one too. Maybe. Tell me if you want any thing else.<robert overheard this> : you just gotta take the pills for your p test. you feelin me. don't even worry about it. just get the water pills. you feelin me. go to GNC. GNC at florin mall. GNC nigger. g as in greg. at florin mall. g as in greg. n as in nig. you just get the water pills and you take them up to 8 hours before your p test. you feelin me. nigger it works. i ain't heard nothing from my probation officer and i took em. nigger. you can smoke up all you want as long as you take those pills 8 hours before your pee test. you feelin me. nigger get me an application. i need part time work.
<robert> : my yahoo email account has gotten 9 of that new sobig worm virus in the last 3 hours. Not only that, but i'm getting bounced messages from servers that think I'm sending the virii. VIRUS SCAN PLEASE. VIRUS SCAN.
<robert> : something fishy is going on
<robert> : I changed something and doing so really messed up the page. I blame prohosting and their funky ssi support. the text repeats because of that. sad
<robert> : to prove it is not my fault, this is the old page, this is the new page. Notice the lack of repeating text at the old page. The old page is 300x slower because I wrote my own perl to pretend to do SSI. this current page uses SSI instead. and it f's it up the ass. Please cast your Vote for SPEED or EASE OF USE
<ep> : i got 6 of those emails today, it filled up my yahoo acct.
<slade> : today i got 59 and 41 crap emails in my yahoo bulk mail, and 2 bounce back emails in my inbox. My other yahoo account got nothing.
<Bruce> : I have been left out then. No virus for me. I did get 12 repeat e-mails from MSN.
<ut> : yea, same here. is that a virus also?
<ep> : fuck, i got 17 more of those crap today. Someone needs to die, NOW!
Robert or anyone know how to filter out emails w/ attachments in yahoo. This is the the fucking email that use to never get crap. Now my other yahoo, gets almost zero spam now.
<robert> : I have no clue how to filter them out. yahoo has set The virii to go straight to my bulk mail folder now, so at least it will get nuked eventually.
<robert> : time to quit || they blocked the shack on the proxy at work. "The Websense category "Games" is filtered." wtf. how will I pass time now?
<robert> : comedy/scary time : go here, click on watch videos, click on "Hands Down", wait and watch and listen.
1000girls + hardcore emo = wtf. +5points if you watch the whole thing withou getting chills. -10 points if you didn't notice the one dude in the middle of the front row. +7 points if you noticed him and thought he was a manly lady
<Bruce> : As long as you can hit this page I do not care. Maybe you should h4xx0r the box to get the shack.
<Bruce> : That vid sucks massive balls. But what is emo?
<ep> : A message (from <'me'>) was received at 20 Aug 2003
18:21:12 +0000.
The following addresses had delivery problems:
<'someguy'>
Permanent Failure:
Delivery last attempted at Wed, 20 Aug 2003 18:21:13 -0000
does this mean my email is being used to spam other bastards?
<robert> : emo. think emotionally charged soft-rock ---- your email is just being spoofed. no worries. the virus does that.
<robert> : another new "feature". auto-linking. typing in any url that starts with http://blahblah will autolink it for you, so you don't have to deal with the <a href stuff. but if you want to a href, the support is still there. --- there is 1 bug I found that I can't fix that messes up the autolinking though. if you find it, you win a prize.
<robert> : watch me re-test my autolinking all over your unchatty gay asses http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a241 what bitch what
<Bruce> : Can there be a code for a drunky face? Or gay face?
<robert> : go find pics. and no submitting pictures of me.
if ep wants that other thing he asked me for long ago, I need a pic of that too<robert> : werd http://www.illfuckinghostit.com/
<robert> : i lost http://www.windowlicker.com/03/other/hangman.php
<Bruce > : It is amazing to me how much snot a nose can create.
<timmy > : http://www.angelfire/com/indie/kdvssurvivor Give me money to fund my next movie.
<timmy > : so I screwed up the URL, figure it out for yourself
<timmy > : this better be white font or this makes no sense
<timmy > : is white the new yellow? That has all sorts of racial commentary implications.
<ut > : http://nomarriage.com/foreign.html hear hear.
obiviously I only post that here because
1) only few girls visit this page
2) the girls that visit this page knows how to take a joke... hopefully.
<Bruce > : If you ever waste your bandwidth downloading the video promotion of the phantom console: http://www.phantom.net/ You should pause and take a good look at the video 1 minute and 36 seconds into it you will realize the market they plan to tap into for funds.
<slade > : wtf? live action yugioh movie.
<timmy > : I'm more worried that there's already a DBZ live action movie in the works.
<timmy > : god damn it stop making what I want to be white text turn into yellow text. If this keeps up I'll b forced to
<timmy > : change colors
<timmy > : grey is red?
<timmy > : and purple is dark red. So what is green?
<ep > : robert: ah what other thing was that? i only remember asking about the faces.
<ep > : http://www.andylau.com/fulltimekiller/game/shoot.html
a game for psymon
<esvdw > :
<esvdw > :
<17.255.241.26 left it blank > : 17.255.241.26 left it blank
<ep > : "spicy" chicken and eggs in the morning = good stuff. I realize what the problem was with the "spicy" chicken, it wasn't salted. I think they just covered it with chile pepper and so it tasted like you were just eating chile peppers. Thumbs down.
<robert > : tony hawk 4 : more of the same good stuff. Not great, but still pleasing. The lack of a global time limit and only eventbased time limits is good and bad at the same time. The return of money is crap. getting stat points for completing events is stupid. But the events are great. the slalom is fun(when you get a hang of it), skitching is cool, escape from alcatraz is fun and a pain in the ass at the same time. Grade B. Next up : gunbound
<ut > : I agree with the eventbased time limits in thps4. It's just so weird now. Plus that you have to look for S-K-A-T-E and other people to get more events, turns the whole game into a big hide-and-go-seek, very annoying. I found the frist bug after the day I d/l it. I screwed up on a 20mil trick, and I have picture to prove. I wanted to try Gunbound. The english version is down... and I'm not gonna read korean
<robert> : ah. timmy isn't crazy. the page really is doing funny font color things (in IE). I'll check it out tommorrow.
<robert> : found color bug/bug should be fixed already. mozilla smarter than ie. robert stupider than ie.
<ut> : monkey 4, monkey 4
<Bruce> : My house needs a worry room.
<Bruce> : Waking up at 6AM creates a lame day. Ohh body is sore. I wonder how people do it. I should look in to stims.
<robert> : drink coffee (caffeine sleepy whatever). coffee and alcohol, 2 of the worst tasting liquids on the planet, 2 of the highest consumed liquids on the planet. freaks.
<Bruce> : Water = drunk too. Maybe I shoudl do that. SC2 day today. Who wants in?
<robert> : God damn electronic store tried to charge me $3.50 for 8 cat5/rj45/ethercrap connectors.
Which means tommorrow I'm going to give them my monies.<robert> : is SC2 really today? With all these damn games sites blocked, I don't know what is going on anymore.
<ut> : video 1/2 ass 1/2 furious
<robert> : damn you all. Just blocked : WEB BASED EMAIL. at the very least, I could look at my yahoo mail and nuke all the spam and catch up on all the job listings, but now ............ I feel like crying. fuck off
<robert> : I'll take the girl in the top right for $500 alex... let's play Reality Tv minority hunter again! I think I spotted one!
<robert> : so where is link?
<Bruce> : I was up for 4 hours last night because of hiccups. That was horrible. I could not sleep, I drank water and some of the other 'remedies' and none worked so I stayed up until it went away. Then I got sleep I only got 3 hours. When I got up the hiccups again. After an hour of that It gets worse.
My stomache has a bit too much acid and my tummy hurt so I tried sleeping then it was 3PM.
Headache now. Bad day for the body. Ohhhh bad tummy.
<ut> : -> robert, you made it seems like I should be glad that they picked you over me. and I am glad that they picked you over me, haha. What you do now is to use that popmail thing to get yahoo mail, then install a worm in the server. BOOM, everything back to normal. Soulcalibur 2 kicks ass. I love it when you can change and buy weapons. Soulcalibur 1 doesnt have feature. You got me playing SC though. Ivy kicks ass.
<ut> : I need someone to try gunbound with me, then we go join shackers.
<cowboy> : I spot 6 minorities in the picture
<timmy> : Soul Calibur 2 has convinced me I need to get the Controller-S
<timmy> : while we be at it, I want to see how the X-box comapres to the Gamecube version
<Bruce> : Does anyone get the feeling their attention span is too short. I mean I am over yugi oh in like 3 weeks and if I like a show and will be missing it for 2 weeks I stop caring. Eh no loss there is always SC2, which I will stop caring about in a week.
<robert> : so yesterday I created a web based proxy type thing to get around the websense, and I was planning on perfecting it today, but uh. wtf. no more filtering. hello shack! nice to be back! ----- rupert!. haha. first survivor in a while without a robert, but instead, we get a rupert. haha. mark burnett loves those r**ert names. rupert looks cool. like he's been in the jungle for a year already waiting for survivor to start.
<robert> : taking bets on when the sites are blocked again. I think tommorrow
<robert> : Cruz Bustamante was having some kind of press conference at that abandonded building near citycollege today. I was thinking I could stop by and ask a couple good thought provoking questions.
"Mr. Bustamante, do you plan on using the n-word again in public or is it only something you do in private now (like me)?"
<Bruce> : Thank me for getting you the shack back. I have the mustant power to make things wack for over a day and to break escalators.
You should really sign up. I can help make the vid for you. I imagine Robert fighting Simon and Wesley with rings of dole pineapples and yugi oh cards.
You should ask more questions like, "Will you give me a cushy retarded job like I have now for more pay, benefits and power, you know like that half baked retard who bought all that crappy oracle software, and ask why is it you have not yet helped datafox/Bruce win the webby awards yet?"
I think those questions will gfet down to the reason why California has not nuked states like montana into the Stone Age. We really should get rid of lame states like that and Rhode Island/Connecticut/Vermont/New Hampshire and North/South Carolina. We have no need for tiny states and those who have the north south names in the south. Plus we need to get rid of Maine, come on a ibook for everyone? They are poisoning the minds of the youth with drivel we need to save the next generation! At least they could have gave them a comp with a pointystick or a powerbook. Ming is pro powerbook therefore ibook sucks.
Did I make sense? No. Did I amuse myself? Yes. Will I regret this later? I already do, but I hate to think that all my typing here will go for naught.
<Bruce> : I forget where is that Banana from?
<robert> : peanut butter jelly time. --- I think I'd only get 1 questions before the bodyguards take me out. ----- god damn fire alarm here makes horn sounds and shoots flash bangs. I'm blind and deaf.
<robert> : first 20 minutes of MTV vma w/ chris rock please thank you
<ut> : the clip with madonna frenches w/ christina and britney please thank you
<ut> : ignore my last post. that clip had been collected.
<timmy> : if I may dust off an old chestnut: Jessica Alba isn't that pretty http://channels.netscape.com/ns/music/ news/bigpic.jsp?photoid=20030829NYK516D.jpg&this=5&searchpage=photos earch.jsp&cap=video+music+awards&w=ap+or+reuters&max=8&first=88&fs=
<robert> : different strokes for different folks
<robert> : uh-oh.
<robert> : if anybody else is interested, what2see.com has the madonna/britney/chrstina video. Somebody subtract madonna next time. ------ neat-o
<ep> : Today at lunch, I ran into that bitch again. OMFG, she stopped at the intersection where she almost fucking hit me weeks ago. WTF is going on? This morning Mccrap forgot my fucking hashbrown, I order fucking hashbrown, that is the last time I go through the drive through. By the way, Mccraps new morning sandwich =crap. Fuck them, last time I ever go there. In N Out the last great burger, FUCK YOU. WHY THE FUCK do you always forget my fucking order? WTF did I ever do to you? I asked for FUCKING EXTRA pickles goddamnit. Last time I ever fucking go there (maybe haha). Del Taco my new favorite fast food place. Good service, they never asked if you want to 'super size' your meal and they never fuck up your order. And Die Jack, I still fucking hate you, even though your commerical are cool.
<ut> : I have a question for to ask. I have both netscape 7.02 and mozilla 1.3b. The are both base on Mozilla 5.0 and I'm deciding on removing one of them. Which one should I remove, and why?
<ut> : http://www.smileycentral.com
<robert> : registration is down. let's try again at 9or10 okey dokey
<robert> :
oops. I mean, gunbound tonight at 9or10 if I get registered. there's a new patch, so even if you're an unregistered newbie like myself, get it now through the autoupdater.<Psy-mon> : Sure that sounds good. But I will be on the opposite team.
<Timmy> : Charles Bronson's dead. That brings the REALLY popular dead actor number up to 5 this year. (Hackett, Peck, Hope, and Hepburn) Expect A LOT of applause at the Acadamey Awards. And I bet Return of the King will lose too.
<timmy> : If you haven't explore the previous link, like ut, the actual movie can be downloaded from Here
<timmy> : by previous link I mean the one I put up a while ago trying to get donations. I shouldn't have said "previous" because it was neither the previosu link on this page nor the last link I linked to. I should have said "prior" but now this is a grammar lesson that really sucks. So here's a link to tittiescovered in duct tape
<ut> : anyone up for some gunbound tonight? 9 or 10? message me?
<Bruce> : Wow FFTA runs at 375% on the boxes at school.
<robert> : back to normal. shack/yahoo mail = gone.
<robert> : GunBound : A- : The game is not perfect. No multiplayer game is for the sole fact that in order to play with other people, you have to (OMG GET READY FOR MINDBLOWING FACT) play with other people. And other people (online at least) tend to be assholes. But besides that, it's fun. Limiting aim + limiting movement makes the game harder, but also more fun. There's no sticking a ruler on your screen to line up a shotgun, you actually have to arc and power your shot. Add in thor + exp + delay for using big guns, and you've got yourselves a A- grade. Congrats Koreans, as long as it remains free and has mangled Engrish, I shall be a participant.
Midnight Club 2 PC Demo: A- : go speed racer go, midnight club 2 is awesome. The steering is arcadely, the graphics are pretty, and the nitro effect is piss_your_pants awesome. A great feature are the checkpoint/markers. Huge illuminated oval cylindrical lights that reach to the sky mark the next point you need to drive to. if that's not enough, Each one has huge arrows floating in it pointing you to the next point as well. Nothing like not getting lost anymore.
Streaming for nitros is cool. If you tail somebody you build up a meter. When the meter hits full, you can push nitro for a free boost. What does it all mean? No more cutting off your opponents by sticking your ass in their face, unless your like eating dust.
The AI is unfortunately unforgiving. If you're in first and go ramming in to a wall, you can expect to play caboose for a while . The other cars in the race stick together like japanese tourists. If one passes you, expect the other 7 to come with it. Just makes it more fun to win right?
Something not in the demo that is probably in the full version are car upgrades. Please let me add type-r stickers to my car that improve my acceleration ok thx.
<timmy> : I guess I should figure out my birthday plans. Any interest in doing something mid-week? Any ideas? Right now I'm toying with the possibility of hanging out for a while and then buying dinner for everyone. Myabe at Bradshaws (think Denny's with better food and a classier atmosphere) or JJ Norths.
<robert> : Better than Denny's is blasphemous ---- less-than-semi sac celebrity sighting. Yesterday, around 5, I think I saw Rob from cockeyed.com at chipotle downtown. Of course, I was in a moving vehicle, and he was sitting at a table, so maybe I actally saw a random white man. whatever.
<Bruce> : Take a page from Ut's book and go to Club Centerfold. Oh yea maybe Mortons?
<
> : <ut> : I say go cart racing if y'all got 20 bucks.
<ut> : there's so many black people working at fry's, i think i'm turning black
<robert> : 3 day race conversions are normal.
<slade> : hybrid vs hummer -the movie
<robert> : bone that bitch. tap that ass. ------ Mr. T is cohosting Kimmel this week. In case you aren't watching, he won't shut up and talks over all the guests. Go T Go, make dem guests quit their jibber jabbering. --- and if things couldn't get any worse for kove, look at his new shoes.
<Bruce> : You know I respected Arianna for her ideals but after watching that really lame flash ad, she is starting to look retarded to me. I understand her point but really it is dumb. Anyways ingight sucks. 2 people car and cost 20k? Lame.
<robert> : adios!
<Bruce> : I had a dream gas is 39 cents. Weird.
<Bruce> : Homeworld 2 Demo review: It is just like the first game. The graphics are very much the same as the first however more detailed textures. In many ways it is more advanced wiuth the greater amount of features but also a downgrade in the case that we are unable to add formations as we see fit. I have mixed feelings in that I see nothing new and that the engine looks very much the same. I think it is most fun in skermish since I am just building and blowing junk up. Honestly I never finished the first game but the story was real fun for me. Being told in a narration/comic style/cut scene is real cool and voices are nice. However I do not like how the aliens are sooooo, human. Hmm maybe I should finish it. Rating: B.
http://www.whoisxiii.com/thirteen.html
Gunbound review: Allies are the greatest enemy you will ever encounter. Ask me about my game with X2+k. He killed me one game. It is cool fun and I enjoy it. It is a better worms in many ways. Problems is that no locked teams and still beta so that means the friends and private message system. We need a ban list for bastards. However playing with friends and more people makes games fun. Talking and playing with people is good fun. Rating: B+.
http://www.gunbound.net/
X!!! Demo Rating: Um I did not play so much and it seemed pretty good actually. Nice style and atmostphere. Really so much like a comic book style. One should try it out. If you do a head shot you get a 3 panel death of your victim. I had problems in making precise shots and movments however. But the tension and action are very well done and I could very much enjoy playing it or watching it be played. Rating: C.
http://www.whoisxiii.com/thirteen.htm
I would rate more like the Tron 2.0 demo but dang you know what, this tired me out just a bit. I really should take time to watch a bunch of movies. I have a great backlog of them like labyrinth, Old School and maybe ever Daredevil.
<Bruce> : Bit lips hurt.
<buda> : I want porno, but I put in a password smaller than 5 letters!
<buda031> : I want porno, but I put in a password smaller than 5 letters!
<Robert> : eh. so poop. I came home yesterday and needed to turn on a light. So I chose the one connected to the surge protector of my computer, which was off. I turn on the surge protector, and then the light, and then I hear crackling coming from the direction of the surge protector. This is confusing because I don't normally have Rice Krispies back there, so I peer in that direction trying to figure out what is going on. And then, a loud popping sound. And then smoke. From my computer. My powered off computer. I flip the switch off on the surge protector, which turns out the light (smart) and then proceed to remove the cables from the back of my computer. Of course, for the first time ever, I had the vga cable actually securely screwed in to my agp card, so I spent a good 1/2 a minute inhaling fumes trying to unscrew my cables. I popped the lid, unscrewed the power supply, and threw it in to the garage, and then spent the rest of the night staring at my computer as if I knew what I was looking for.
I'm not sure what happenned or what is wrong with it, but I'll double check it later tonight. My guess is that my power supply died for the 2nd time. Not cool. Time to give it the ol heave ho eh?
<Bruce> : I think ou learned your lesson now. If you want to raise goldfish or sea monkeys, do not put them in your power supply. I think your luck is greater than jeebus'.
<robert> : so what's this thing about halo pc beta being leaked? did I miss that while I was gone over the weekend?
<Bruce> : Honey is great for wounds. I give it an A.
<Bruce> : As everyone knows I make a great impression on others, from a range of Kent, cold, distant genius to dan, mildly retarded gook. Well on Monday I made another impression.
I was in the supermarket that day and as I was walking to put away the shopping kart 2 Japanese people walk in. They say some Japanese stuff or something then the girl goes and giggles and points to my shirt saying "hadouken" cause I am wearing that super cool red shirt of mine that says it in Japanese. As she and some guy next to her walk in the store some more I walk out, creating a man of mystery aura. I am sure in one week she will go crazy thinking about me and my shirt.
Oh in other news.... 808-216-7485 you suck.
<robert> : today I saw a girl with a pushup bra that shoved her boobs up to her chin. i wasn't sure if I was supposed to be aroused or hysterical. oh wait. hold on. what's that? my penis says I should've been aroused. Thanks penis, always there in times of need.
<ut> : bruce -> +100 if you go up to the couple and talk to them.
robert -> boob chin? wtf?
<robert> : you should've slapped that bitch and told her it's rude to point. Then steal her pocky. Then point at her t-shirt and giggle.
<robert> : would you like me to draw a picture? hahah
<Bruce> : Dang that is what I forgot! THE POCKY!
<ut> : http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Bay/4070/yume.swf wtf?
<ut> : yes, a picture is always nice
<zhachie> : Pangit nyo lahat
<zhachie> : Pangit nyo lahat
<zhachie> : PORTU sana moving pics pa
<robert> : anybody want to guess the language?
<robert> :
http://www.ninjase.org/gallery/wtf/wp01_1280 <Bruce> : Since no one else is, I am guessing the language is Laotian. Just shooting.
<robert> : in loatian they don't have words for "moving pics." haha. --- anybody see the season finale of the family? I don't know why I was watching, but god damn that was a horrible ending. I don't think anybody cares, so I am going to spoil it all for you. The guy who wins decides to split the 1 million dollar prize EQUALLY with all the other people. wtf. you go through all that gayness for a month, and at the very end, there is no winner, no loser, only 1 huge tie. wtf. you all should die now.
<robert> : gold jerry gold _----_ sad jerry sad ---- trapt
<Bruce> : In the Official Playstation Magazine the claim that the Play Station Portable (PSP) has 7.1 sound. 99% people do not even have 7.1 speakers let alone 7.1 head phones. Maybe they were just smoking or can not read.
<Bruce> : I hear the Halo Beta has a bunch of graphical glitches like missing polys. But seems to run well for those who can run it. Many seemed to have encounted problems at various stages. Some people have locked up at the title screen.
<Bruce> : When will kimmel get rid of his horribly lame theme song?
<robert> : 7.1 sound is a good waste of space. How many portable game devs would even try to implement that? 7.1 TETRIS BIOTCH. THE BLOCKS ARE FALLING ALL AROUND ME. ------ [This portion has been deleted. In it's place is this comment : "Please use firebird. Thank you"]
<robert> : go fig. not only is conan having a kid soon, but letterman too.
<robert> : EPENIS NEWS. NEWS FOR YOUR EPENIS. SIGN UP FOR/DOWNLOAD STEAM NOW SO YOU GET A LOW ID NUMBER AND YOU CAN THEN BE L33T DURING GAMES "SHUT UP YOU NOOB. YOUR ID IS 30001, AND MINES IS 28744, THEREFORE I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU AUTOMATICALLY".
<Sobo> : i hope these toilet covers are clean. they make a good lazy man's mousepad.
<robert> : get this. then sell it on ebay.
<timmy> : Tuesday at around 4pm and Bradshaws, does anyone have a problem with that?
<timmy> : to clarify, is meeting at Tuesday at 4pm at my house and then going to Bradshaws fit into everyone's schedule or approval. I'm throwing this date and time out as a possibility, not a definitive time.
<ut> : hahahha, tuesday is perfect. oh, btw, I bought soul calibur 2
<Bruce> : Sure sounds absolutly crunchy.
Ut: I bet you will still play too much ivy and taki.
<robert> : Is it ok if I don't arrive until somewhere between 5 and 6:30? I like to be fashionably late. this is in sac right?
<Bruce> : Is there a problem with my brain? I keep thinking 'jooberry' sounds like a good name for a fruit.
<robert> : omg. sell out!
<Bruce> : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
<ut> : anyone has a kvm switch?
<Bruce> : Nope, sorry I do not have one.
<timmy> : yes to the Sac thing. You're timing is fine.
<robert> : Tang - X2 Mutant Punch. yummy. A+++++. Would drink again.
<robert> : Of all people, i shouldn't make fun of people's names or they will bite me in my ass someday.
<robert> : Timmy : I left the stack of pictures at your house. Think of it as a "gift"
<Bruce> : I caught and released a spider I found in my room. My first thought was to flush or kill it in some way but a friend of mine convinced me it is a good idea to release it in to the 'wild', sayign that it brings good luck. I hope that is the case cause spiders scare the crap out of me and I rather not let one out.
Dirty, shamful, low and lame.
<robert> : spiders + magnifying glass = fun. They pop and sizzle. it's great. --- let's all sign up and see who can do the worst. haha
<Bruce> : Oh I forgot to mention that bacon, mushroom and corn fried rice oh is totally crap.
<Bruce> : Hey you must have seen the new banners here right? Well they are for the N-Gage. You know that new phone/game/music system. Click the banners if it interests you. Games sure are more hi tech than the GBA ones.
<robert> : the n-gage site is blocked at work under the "games" category :((((( SCREW YOU BASTARDS. i hate this --- Survivor tonight biotches!
<ut> : cpu and everything in original case
<ut> : I saw Yardley at a bar last night. god damn she's hot
<robert> : sounds yummy --- I'm trying to burn time here at work by reading comics. I read an xmen comic and it sucked balls. I read a spidergirl comic and it also sucked balls. I just read Invincible #1, and thought it was pretty good. 22 pages was an eternity reading the xmen, 22 pages in invincible is damn quick. rec o mend ed
<ut> : perky p tried to add me in friendster, what should I do?
<robert> : does he want to be your "friend" or your friend? --- isn't being rejected on friendster probably the lowest of the low? I don't have to talk to you in real life, I don't have to see you, I don't have to have any contact with you, but I still won't let you be on my "list." You know, because you will give it cooties.
<Bruce> : Quick note: Traveling with fmily sucks. Letting family touch comps sucks.
<august> : Wrong . . . letting family pick up the restaurant tab is ample compensation, to say the least.
<robert> : yes?????no -------- 2 HOURS OF HOT SWEATY FEAR FACTOR ACTION w/ BONUS RETARD RELIGIOUS FREAK TONIGHT!!! -- anybody see that Joe Millionaire 2 commercial? GENIUS. PURE GENIUS.
<robert> : what the hell? It's cool how they just don't care anymore about copyrights and only care about making the huge splash. They even give out that damn link to the Alias bittorrent site. dang. at least bittorrent is a more the merrier type of app.
<robert> : win big. not like me :( ----------- Has anybody got their October Issue of Stuff (catherine bell) in the mail yet? I think my mailman stole it again. son of a bitch. There's a t-mac interview in it too.
<Bruce> : August: Next time we have an 8+ hour trip you are wecome to come along to experience for yourself. Back seat driving dad, sick/cranky sister and nervous nelly of a mom. 8 hours no AC on 100% of the time. On the way down more bags and boxes than are stored in that undisclosed government werehouse with the ark. Only thing that helped keep me sane was AC when I got it, music from my T and Sobo's com with Invader ZIM!
Ravenslarke and X2k+1 are right about Shabu Shabu. It is good eats and great way to end it is with some AZN ice cream.
Also as a nod to another friend, Warwick. Poutine, Belgian fries covered with rich gravy and melted cheese own.
Shopping for EP's kimchi is fun. Especially how I do it. I snap pics in the store and look for other tasty stuff like POCKY!
Oh yea while I was there I went to a Japanese book store and was snapping pics in there too at one point one salesman or manager tells me to stop taking pics of all the books and delete those that I did have or I will have to buy all the books I took pics of. He scared me. Dang Del all? Aww that is pure lameness. So I del 2 and all is cool with him. After I leave he comes back out handing me a paper. I get scared again like he will check my cam for the pics he missed but he gave me a form to buy some books. Plus in that store X2k+1 and I were talking about the French language and some fat white boy in a JAPANESE bookstore who is looking at anime music, pipes up about how it is whiney too. X and I stare at leach other for a lwhile, not unlike the cow in and out encounter of 2000. After we leave he seems to have driven ouf of the parking lot at super seeds. Good job pudgy.
Irvine sure has a great climate. So very nice.
We also went to Fashion Island Sun before we left the cats, dog and bun buns were so nice. I took pics of them except for the dog. I should have. A cute Japanese girl was holding him or her and it was a nice looking dog even if I do not like Chiuawwasa. Or however you spell it.
As we were 2 hours from Sac we got gas and I took pics of cats there but one kept running from me. As if my camera was going to steal its soul.
Robert: I got mine, both of them I think. Maybe yours is making your mailman very happy now.
<robert> : son of a bitch. that's the 2nd god damn issue of stuff i've got stolen. Why doesn't he just steal my damn worthless Skiing magazine.
<Bruce> : Cause skiing does not have women dressed to nothing.
<robert> : it's time to complain to those bastards and see if I can get them to send a free issue for my free subscription. sweet. ----- why don't you visit the shack regularly?
<robert> : I don't know if it's the shoes or the drawings, but these are just awesome ----- There's a 40-50 year white man I see every once in a while with a 20-30 year old asian lady. I'm jumping to conlusions here, but I think it's an import bride! score! ----------- cisco is "such an asshole." class "sucks hard." and i have a "stupid [routing] test" tommorrow.
<robert> : HOLY SHIT. REASON #15MILLION YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING SURVIVOR. This guy works at Infinium Labs. Let me rephrase that. BURTON ROBERTS is on the team that is making everybody's favorite vaporware console, THE PHANTOM . --- if I was on this season of survivor 7, I would scream at him constantly "STFU PHANTOM BOY" and then die laughing
<Bruce> : Maybe I should watch to see if he tries to pimp the console.
<Bruce> : Dang, I have not downloaded from the schools comps in a while and maybe cause this is like a calm time now so no one is online here at 8AM at school I can Dl at 3MB/s. YES MB. MADNESS!!!! Too bad I can not install stuff.
<robert> : Screw you Bukkake Face!
<robert> : arnold is so cool, but tom might actually be a smarty pants. woe is me. It is a tough decision, but it is a decision I was glad to make. I am voting for .... Matthew as the winner of survivor 6. Sorry Jenna, why don't you go pose in playboy you hor.
<Bruce> : Oh yea I would like to say I have collected them all. On Wedsday I got that last piece. I feel good.
<robert> : haha, did anybody know that One of Bill Walton's sons is running for governor? hahahah.
<robzilla> : the page should be slightly (unnoticeably) faster and you f'ing ingrate IE users shouldn't get a popup anymore, not that you don't deserve a popup.
<robert> : the rundown --- free bus tommorrow. anybody want to get really really lost? haha. it will be worth taping. all the interesting people will be out tommorrow. ------ something to link to soon
<Bruce> : Oh yea sounds cool it would be mad awesome to jump on and get stranded in north sac.
<Bruce> : Oh yea sounds cool it would be mad awesome to jump on and get stranded in north sac.
<Bruce> : Oh yea sounds cool it would be mad awesome to jump on and get stranded in north sac.
<Bruce> : Ok ^ (that) is not my fault. I hit post and it says the index file is not found. 404 error rockage.
<robert> : my fault. I messed up one portion of the code. it's fixed. i will castrate myself as punishment for that error
<robert> : I fell asleep at 10:00 last night and missed kimmel yesterday. I take back the castration punishment, and will replace it with the shame one feels for missing kimmel. that is enough.
<robert> : much accomplished. I rule ---- first and foremost, I would like to thank datafox for the wire crimper. It made the castration process that much easier and that much bloodier. second, I installed Windows xp on a 3 gig hd connected to my 233. it runs nice. but i have about 3 gigs of patches to download and tons of docs and programs to move. so i'm going to stick to the 95 drive for now. rock. and third, I got my October Stuff mag. wtf. 2-3 weeks late. Not sticky, but sans those subscription postcards. Maybe some mail man read them and they all fell out? maybe? bastards.
<Bruce> : Are home made castrations better than those you get at hospitals?
<timmy> : I want input on this potential script. It's episode one of thirteen. Check it out and let me know
<timmy> : Here's Episode 3. Episode 2 will feature different characters.
<Bruce> : Outside sure is itchy.
<robert> : episode1: I hope you have $10K to pay for the sarah role. It reads pretty good assuming who ever is playing Sarah can really carry the part. --------------------------------------- ALIAS SEASON 3 EPISODE 1 SPOILERS DISCUSSION NEXT.
<robert> : - Weiss does not look right out on the field shooting people. And sydney's comment about him losing weight... what? he looks the same to me.
- Marshall having a kid? it's only season 3 and they're going to add a baby.
- I laughed when I saw jack in full facial hair
- Sloane is still cool. He's a changed man helping millions of kids, yet he has information about some russian badass at hand and knew sydney was coming. cool.
- Sydney going off at Vaughn for screwing some other bitch is messed up. Isn't sydney the same whore who screwed vaughn less than 2 years after they offed her fiance? you hypocritical slut!
- what's with vaughn saying he's a teacher, then in Episode 2 clips they show him at the CIA headquarters?
- I liked it. Episode 1 : 8/10
<robert> : one more thing : that new guy at the cia office looks very familiar, but I can't place him. i think i remember him from some comedy. I like the bald guy they had last season. he was cool because he was fully bald. the constanza thing doesn't scream authority.
<robert> : it gets worse and worse. important parts bolded : "Tabuse, a 5-9 point guard whom Vandeweghe has said is actually 5-6, signed a one-year, non-guaranteed contract for the Nuggets on Friday worth the NBA rookie minimum of $366,931."
<timmy> : the bald guy played Karl Rove in That's my Bush and was the principal in Scary Movie. He plays jerks in a lot of stuff. Like in the first episode of News Radio.
<timmy> : you know what would be funny. If her fiance came back to the show and got all pissy at her for sleeping with some guy. And basically forgeting about him 2 days after he died.
<Bruce> : Remember Sydney slept with the Snowman too.
I liked the episode overall, Sloane who got an epithany and is now a good guy with far reaching powers you know superman. Marshall is a nice guy still, nice and crazy also super pimp.
Kinda sad they have Dixon as the leader. They pander to the black man there. He does not need a handout he should have been a boss for longer.
Leave Syd alone she has like photo memory she would really know if fatty slimmed down.
I bet he comes back to the cia cause actually he like Dixon could not stay away for the action and hot chicks that you can sleep with and leave.
I remember the blad guy froma crappy tv show of like 4 years ago.
<Bruce> : Am I the only one who think madden is a fat bastard who should go away?
<ep> : I bet at the end of season 3, they will reveal that sydney was high on crack and all this was a dream. Either that or she is one of many clones that sloan created using his super powers from that one device. I agree with robert, she's a hypocritical hor.
<robert> : madden is a fat bastard. he should go away
<robert> : somebody needs to ambush them on their way back from alcatraz and steal all the goodies.
<Bruce> : Dang and I was invited to a school party then too. What should I do?
<robert> : it's october. you know what that means? it's fantasy basketball time. If anybody else has the patience to run the league this year please say so, or all participants will have to fall under my dictatorship and cheating again. Please leave suggestions as to the type of league, and what site you want to play it at. I'd also like to know what you didn't like about last season, and what you would change (so I can disregard everything and make you cry).
<Bruce> : Um I liked being the worst of the best and hated um losing some really stupid ways. IT WAS LIKE .01 I SWEAR!
<r o ooboobbeerttt> : one of those days : I finally get the nerve to ask my teacher a question, and he says "i'm not following you", so i repeat myself, and he says "oh ok." and walks away, leaving me standing there in complete shock and awe wondering why the fuck I ever bothered. damnit. he understands the chinks when they speak, what is wrong with my english? argh. argh. i don't know if i will try asking again on monday or just stay screwed. this sucks.
<ut> : kylie minogue is hot. saw her video at that DDR machine at fry's. she burns me up.
Then my friend said she's 40 something. oh well, milf milf!
<robert> : nuke nuke nuke. half life 2 source code. nuke the brain. nuke the brain. sleep
<robert> : MAKE THE DAY GO FASTER. FASTER DAMNIT
<ROBERT> : I AM KICKING ASS AT SUPER MARIO 3. WORLD 3 BITCH.
<ROBERT> : HARDCORE http://www.hoops.sports.ws/ IT SOUNDS COOL HERE. NO WEEKLY BULLSHIT. DAILY BULLSHIT. BASED ON TIME AND MINUTES AND FANTASY MINUTES AND THE WAY YOU SET UP YOUR TEAM AND AJDJDFJF AHHHH HSDHHH SKDFH H AND THE ONLY DOWN SIDE IS THAT IT MAY NOT BE THAT POPULAR OF A SITE SO WE WON'T HAVE OTHER IDIOTS TO BEAT DOWN ON. YES. THIS SUCKS.
<ROBERT> : AND THAT PGAE ISN'T BLOCKED AT WORK. HOLLA WHEN YOU HEAR ME
<ROBERT> : 3 STARS. THAT'S 5-UP. COUNT EM. 1 2 3 4 5 MORE LIVES.
<Bruce> : Word, my homie. Didja make the crap?
<ROBERT> : IF BY CRAP YOU MEAN THE BASKETBALL LEAGUE, THEN NO. IF BY CRAP YOU MEAN A BIG POOP, THEN YES. I BO'D GABE NEWELL JUST LIKE DANNYBOY
<ROBERT> : BEST IDEA EVER : SOMEBODY GO TO FAT WALLET'S FREE STUFF FORUM AND POST THE HALF LIFE 2 CODE. YES. PEJA FOR 3. YES.
<Bruce> : Robert are you drunk?
<ROBERT> : ABOUT 2 OR 3 CUBES DOWN, 2 PEOPLE ARE DISCUSSING THE SEASON FINALE OF PARADISE HOTEL. AHAHAHAHAHAH. BEST SHOW EVER. EXCEPT FOR BIG BROTHER.
SET BLASTERS TO STUN! N-GAGE!<Bruce> : Wow own, seaon finale of a show I forgot all about, must be real cool, like pimping.
<Bruce> : In a few days I will give one sentence opinions of the most important recall canidates, stay tuned. Oh yea I am sure everyone has a woody now.
<ROBERT> : HOW'D U KNOW????? U HAVE BO CAMERA ON MY PUTER LOKING AT MY CROTCH????????? HOWWW? PLS EMAIL ME AT WWW.WABUT@AOL.COM OKTHX. I WANT 2 LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLES CROTCHES 2 (PS: I MEAN LADIES CROTCHES!!!!!!:P :8 :D :$ :^ASSSDDDDD))) )(PPS: I SEE LONDAN AND FRANCE)
<robert> : psymon is obviously a cheater. god damn that was a lot of loot.
<robert> : this is our backup smallforward. It's his 3rd year and he's still doing rookie duties? ---- psymon cheats
<robert> : http://www.hoops.sports.ws/
LEAGUE: #41032
NO PASSWORD: if it fills up, tell me and i will boot somebody.
LEAGUE TITLE: 2 Dan 2 Basketbowl
<robert> : as far as I can tell, you can't setup your draft order yet. you have to wait until all the teams are added, then you can set your "contingencies" aka your draft order. There is a time limit on the draft, so IF YOU ARE GOING TO JOIN please be very very ready to make your picks or you will be screwed the rest of the season. we will be following option 1 in the draft timing. I haven't picked a date to start the draft, but I'm going to aproximate 2 weeks from now.NO PASSWORD: if it fills up, tell me and i will boot somebody.
LEAGUE TITLE: 2 Dan 2 Basketbowl
<robert> : not trying to be anal, but jason fox forgot the \n in his code today :(
<Bruce> : My list of people who are not funny:
Jack Black
Jay Leno
Colin Quinn
I do not understand how anyone thinks these people are funny. JUNK!
<robert> : the 6gig drive I got from x2k1 has finally decided to try and off itself. I turned it on this morning only to get 1/2 the directories showing up in xp and drive connection failed in 95, so i booted to dos and am running scandisk now. 1 hour and counting.
<Bruce> : NEWSFLASH....
If you are located in New York, the N-Gage Invasion is heading your way! Time to seek shelter immediately!
The mothership is landing at the EB Games (Union Square - 107 E. 14th Street, New York, NY 10003) on Sunday, October 5th at 5:00 PM. Be one of the first 100 people in line at the landing site to score a FREE N-Gage game deck. Yes, you heard me, FREE N-Gage game deck! You better get there early because ONLY the first 100 people IN LINE will be able to take a N-Gage deck home with them for FREE.
If you're not one of the first 100 in line, don't worry. On Tuesday, October 7 at 6 AM, the N-Gage will be launching at the EB Games (Rockefeller Center - 30 Rockefeller Plaza, Concourse Level, New York, NY 10111). The first 100 people IN LINE will get 5 FREE GAMES INSTANTLY when they purchase a N-Gage game deck. That's right, 5 FREE GAMES INSTANTLY with purchase of a N-Gage game deck for the first 100 people IN LINE at the EB Games (Rockefeller Center - 30 Rockefeller Plaza, Concourse Level, New York, NY 10111)! Again, you better get there early!
If you don't board the mothership early on either day, don't worry! There will be raffles for N-Gage game decks and head-to-head gaming competitions to win prizes like a trip for 2 (airfare/hotel/tickets) to the Nokia Sugar Bowl.
Time to pack your bags and head to the landing site. The N-Gage Invasion is near. Are you ready to N-Gage?
<robert> : scandisk did this to my drive. win95 still won't let me access it. oy.If you are located in New York, the N-Gage Invasion is heading your way! Time to seek shelter immediately!
The mothership is landing at the EB Games (Union Square - 107 E. 14th Street, New York, NY 10003) on Sunday, October 5th at 5:00 PM. Be one of the first 100 people in line at the landing site to score a FREE N-Gage game deck. Yes, you heard me, FREE N-Gage game deck! You better get there early because ONLY the first 100 people IN LINE will be able to take a N-Gage deck home with them for FREE.
If you're not one of the first 100 in line, don't worry. On Tuesday, October 7 at 6 AM, the N-Gage will be launching at the EB Games (Rockefeller Center - 30 Rockefeller Plaza, Concourse Level, New York, NY 10111). The first 100 people IN LINE will get 5 FREE GAMES INSTANTLY when they purchase a N-Gage game deck. That's right, 5 FREE GAMES INSTANTLY with purchase of a N-Gage game deck for the first 100 people IN LINE at the EB Games (Rockefeller Center - 30 Rockefeller Plaza, Concourse Level, New York, NY 10111)! Again, you better get there early!
If you don't board the mothership early on either day, don't worry! There will be raffles for N-Gage game decks and head-to-head gaming competitions to win prizes like a trip for 2 (airfare/hotel/tickets) to the Nokia Sugar Bowl.
Time to pack your bags and head to the landing site. The N-Gage Invasion is near. Are you ready to N-Gage?
<Bruce> : Some old man was in front of Bel Air giving out free American flags and he did not offer me one. That bastard.
<timmy> : You knew it was going to happen sooner or later
<Bruce> : Uh you know how I said I would write something about the election? Yea I am not. That idea totally bores me now. Your boners can go back to flaccid now.
<robert> : bruce sucks. I will have to take over. everybody likes politics right?
Cruz Bustamante - is not cool
Pete Camejo - is sort of cool/sort of not cool
Mary Carey - is cool
Gary Coleman - is cool
Gray Davis - is not cool
Tom McClintock - is cool
Arnold S??????ger - is cool
the rest of them - are not cool
prop53/54 - vote no.
That concludes are broadcast. I hope you have been edumacated.
<robert> : websense is blocking fark.com at work now under "Sex". www.fark.com works though. gotta love those 3 w's. ------- I don't know what this is
<robert> : so how about jack using trillian last night? and all caps too! haha. that owned. I am going to add Mozart_182 and Handel_4Me to my buddy list.
<Bruce> : Faced with nothing to do here at school I will give my crap thingy.
First and foremost my take on the recall. It is a cheap way to press your way into power, I am voting no myself, I think that it sets a bad precedence for elections afterwards saying and I quote 'The Simpsons' Bill Clinton, "If things don't go your way just keep complaining until they do!"
Cruz Bustamante - Seems like a lame power grabber who is reaching for his time in the sun. I do not like him.
Pete Camejo - He is a very very long shot with a reasonable plan that I do not toally agree with but seems quite intellegent.. I would lean to him if Donald Duck is not viable.
Mary Carey - I have read her site, she seems like she is making fair ideas to help the state like taxing boobie implants however she does not seem fit to be elected to run the state herself and dang she sure sounds like a boob. I would vote for her if she did not respond to everything by jumping up and down.
Gary Coleman - Is Gary Coleman I am not sure what he is for but um short black man? How could we go wrong? He would be fun to have in office for the jokes.
Gray Davis - He messed some things up but to be fair this is as much as his fault as it is about bitter Republicans. Ahhh man so torn but I do not like him.
Tom McClintock - Too conservative, most of his veiws are not right for California and he should not be elected however I tip my hat to a man who can stay firm to his ideas. I do not like min either.
Arnold Schblahblahger - Lame, his biggest asset is his place in hollywood, while he does have liberal leanings that seem to make him a good choice to bridge the gap between conservatives, independents and liberals, he is really dumb, can not answer things, no hard plan and lacks balls. Steroids shrink balls you know. Stupid, I do not like him.
nate walton - He is stupid, has a big mouth, goes to Standford and has no JOB and lacks any hope of managing anything, he is a horrible canidate he seems to be riding on what little coattails his dad lent him. I do not like him cause he is rich and I am not.
Um I do not remember many other bastards like an old man and the youngest guy but they both suck too from what I know. I do not know their names but the youngest guy is about 20, is going to UOP and part of a frat, if those 3 reasons do not compel you to reject him as a canidate then I should come and club you.
Old man is from Denmark, made some cash from business and is really old, he does not approve of immigration, I do not need any other reason to not like him.
prop 53 - No, 53 seems to be a gimpy way of fixing the issue.
prop 54, well the idea of a society that does not need to judge things by race is a fine and dandy ideal but not possible in our time, the information that such data provides is invaluble to many groups.
<robert> : stop trying to corrupt my communist belief system. vote yes for Mao.
<robert> : all the chinks in this class cheat like hell. god damnit.
<robert> : http://hoops.sports.ws/ <--- The league is at 15 teams right now, with 1 slot remaining. I'll open it up to more teams if needed. The draft will start this weekend otherwise.
<ut> : chink cheats? it's just like Davis all over again. You know those bastards doesnt know anything at all.
I notice that the cursor has an extra pixel on the corner. weird.
<66.81.141.99 left it blank> : 66.81.141.99 left it blank
<robert> : oh crap. I just realized I only punched 3 holes on the ballot! hahha. I forgot to vote yes/no on recall. hahahaha. I am ownage. I distinctly remember voting for my candidate (Peja Stojakovic), then No and No, then turning it in. haha. it only took me 1.5 hours to realize how stupid I was.
<Robert> : don't pay attention to that little pixel thing. It's not like I'm tracking your usage and am taking stats on every single visitor and using it to incriminate you later. It's just a glitch. maybe. ---------- it's been a long time, but everybody has been waiting for it, Robert's Fantasy basketball Analysis is back with a freebie. Chris Webber is wearing Adidas. What does this mean? Like Grant Hill-Fila, Webber-DaDa was an injury waiting to happen. Now that he has some sense in him, look for a lack of ankle sprains this year. ------ Whenever I read websites with strict political/social/war stances, I swear they all read just like those two on the first page. America's Future is in good hands. ----------- This is sort of old. I've been holding off on mentioning it here because I wasn't sure it was real or not. Over the last couple weeks, people have validated it, so I can now safely post it. If you need really kickass webspace for free, sign up at 1and1.com. It's 3 years, and a domain name only costs $6 (i think). If you don't want a domain name, you get some shitty url, but you can always mask it with cjb, .tk, dyndns, whatever. if you do buy a domain from them and then quit on the site after 3 years, they will owns your domain name. But they you can always just go to a diff host and register ass.net .org or whatever.
<bruce> : Do people really say bounce now?
<Bruce> : What kind of ethnicity is this: "Jewish/Isreali"? It makes no sense.
And when you are given the option of checking Caucasian do not go and circle other and WRITE IN CAUCASIAN. That is stupid. I wish I could track you people down and wuang you over the head.
I get to vote today. Hmm I wonder where I will vote, see I lost that ballot thingy and I do not know where the place is off hand. I will have to find it online or something.
Guess what I am supposed to be doing stats and I am here typing. Thanks to a crappy back problem I did not go to class and I feel a bit better.
No more colors in the near future Robert?
<robert> : invent me a new rainbow and new colors shall appear
<Bruce> : Why must I do all the work?
Any one up for this?
<robert> : wtf. who added all these gay colors
<r0b3rt> : I am just another lamer trying to capitalize on gay/queer appeal. pastels own.
<Bruc3> : Word, my homie. Keep it read dawg. We all can watch the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy some time!
<roberta> : i'll only watch if we get to do stuff from page 2. eLOL. eLOL.
<timmy> : why are they calling the election with less than 25% of districts reporting in?
<robert> : i'm sure it's 25% to the media, more than that to the actualy politicians. And everybody knows assuming is cool. It's like a real life "FIRST POST!"
<robert> : damn chinks screwing me over. chinks chinks chinks
<robert> : these colors are really hard to read. somebody point me to some cooler colors that are legible.
<Bruce> : Cool sounds like you have a cool class.
<Bruce> : Sorry Robert I got lazy with making something special today so um, I guess I did the world a favor in a way.
<robert> : I blame YOU! --- So does anybody else think Uma Thurman's not that attractive? Just me? damn.
<timmy> : I think I just screwed up a job interview. Good thing I don't really care if I get the job or not.
<timmy> : I put episodes 4,5, & 6 Here. Let me know what you think.
<Bruce> : I missed the same class twice in one week and missed the job fair too. I am so smart I never thought I would fall asleep but I guess it was just that good even with the party next door to me.
<Bruce> : When did Arnold support my campaign?
<Bruce> : Look I used the face!
And another!<robert> : I screwed bruce over in to missing the class/job fair by playing gunbound with him yesterday. Just 1 chink screwing another. It's in my blood. --------------- Alex Chiu (HAHA) has another web site and it has the best domain name ever. www.superiching.com. Alex rules!
<robert> : TransformersMovie.com blocked at work as "Adult-Content." hello? Adult Content?
<Bruce> : Spike has a potty mouth, remember?
<Bruce> : Yea Uma is not hot or good looking to me. But her movie seems hot.
<robert> : fantasy league heads up: http://hoops.sports.ws 1)I will start the league later tonight. More than likely the person who is drafting first won't realize it's his turn until tommorrow. So you can set up your Contingencies tonight and not be screwed.
2) In case you didn't notice, this league throws your username/password combination un-encrypted right in to your url string. So do everybody a favor, log in, click on update registration, and change your pass to something that won't screw you later.
3) I'm going to randomlly assign you guys to the 4 divisions/ 2 conferences unless anybody has a preference (i.e. you want to be in the same division as a specific player, or you don't want to be in the same division as a certain player) This will affect who you play in the reg season and who you play in the playoffs.
4) I can cheat the draft order too. who wants #1? hahah
<robert> : this guy is an absolute moron. His whole story is windows sucks because it doesn't act like linux. And you know what, dog shit sucks because it doesn't taste like ice cream. why are people so biased? look both ways before crossing the street or you will get owned by the cars you dic head. This applys to windows/linux convervative/liberal blah blah blah.
<ut> : i like the post above. why are people so stupid? hey, can I suggest something? these colors are bright. it's hurting my eyes
<ut> : I mean, i like robert's comments.
<robert> : That is awesome. I chose the perfect colors. ------------ this lady is not only hot but she loves the asians too! racist whore. haha. old people need to be locked up and sent away.
<Bruce> : Wow she is so ugly.
<Bruce> : You call this bright? Seriously? I think they are faded pastels and too dim to read.
<august> : "Absolutely killing it. Lack of emotion. . ." Fie, some people value the stiff upper lip. Golf is for people too poor for polo.
<timmy> : Kill Bill was boring until the Asians came on.
<ep> : nba draft: for those who havent made their list yet, here are some players that you should add to your list. In no particular order: grant hill, antino mcdyess, jay williams, derek zoolander (hey wasnt he in that one movie?), mike bibby, chris webber, ahh to lazy to finish the list. Bascially if you haven't heard of the guy add him to your list. I bet you he is going to have a break out year, just like that one guy from last season.
<robert> : add to that list Todd MacCulloch and Terrell Brandon. ---- I'd just like to mention that I did not cheat in the draft and give myself pick #1. If I was cheating I'd give myself pick #5-#10, so that I would get pick #20-#25 too. Instead I get #1 and #32. I can name 25 good players, but once you get to 32 or so, you're scraping the barrel. I get 1 all-star and 1 wtf. I am going to lose.
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<ut> : i just got rid of perky P on my friendster list. He is starting to steal my friend. there's no way in hell he knows my sister's white friends. FUCKING LOSER
<Bruce> : Kill Bill: Vol 1 I give it a B, I liked it with good action and weirdness, hated all the blood, way too much for me.
<robert> : very sexy, but now i have to redo my shackfilter thing at work. haha
<robert> : I'm going through all these File###.chks on my hard drive, and one of them was a 8meg video of Homeworld. What the hell??
<Robert> : A horrible horrible Kill BIll Vol 1 review by a horrible horrible person (me). :: let me set up my flame bait by saying that I've never seen a QTarantino film (from dust til dawn doesn't count I think), so maybe I just don't get it. The music was absolutely HORRIBLE. 2 WORDS. HOR. IBLE. 3 WORDS. HOR. I. BLE. I don't know what he was going for, but it sounded like the "so bad it's good!" angle, which instead was "so bad, it really is bad" The movie itself was bleh. It started slow. and had a middle that was slow. and the end was good, but the beginning was so bad I didn't really care what was going on anymore. The beginning credits probably killed the whole thing for me. I do not and will never enjoy 5 minutes of white text, with somebody singing a horrible song called "Bang Bang". I will admit some parts were funny, and lots of limbs flying around is always cool, but I believe I was let down. I didn't like the trailer, and the unbelievable amount of hype the movie got could only lead to me being disapointing. D+.
Please send all hate mail to robertdoesn'tcare@IlovedTheNsyncmovie.com
<Bruce> : Oh crap I missed the nsync movie?
<robert> : the one with that one guy on the subway and teh girl and the i didn't get her name so let's run around like idiots trying to find her movie. word. ---------- YIPPEE.
<ut> : robert liked darkness falls though. so his opinion doesnt count
<Robert> : Darkness FAlls is one of the top 5 movies ever. I laughed cried and was scared to death through out the whole thing. I would pay $10 all over again to see it. And a special shout out to all 4 of you chinks in my class who are cheating as I type! WASSSSUP CHEATERS!
<Bruce> : Dang that sounds cool, too bad sunrise mall is the suck.
<robert> : Internation flava : 1) wtf?. 2) birdo
I saw somebody reading a SFChronicle today and on the back of the entertainment section was this small picture of Mandy Moore looking hot as hell. I tried looking for the online equivalent, but all i found was this crappy article. But what's more important is that the website has a link to an entertainment section entitled "Gay." A whole section devoted to being happy! Sweet. I'm clicking right now... nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<robert> : i predict in 30 minutes, ctown will draft yao ming. Call it a hunch.
<ut> : you know, you can totally tip off the teacher and fail those chinks. and with their Fs, no more student visa. Deport back to the shitland where they came from, and less crappy people in the US.
<robert> : if they were gone or stopped cheating, what would I complain about? My entire life revolves around complaining about something/anything. hahah. ----- I saw these too, but I thought it was just a fuck up at the theater.
<Bruce> : I saw those too but I thought they were a fluke somewhere or some odd bastard with a flash.
<ut> : i thought it's that fight club thing, the cigarette burns
<timmy> : So I'm writing an episode featuring the "All-Star Fetish Squad", a group of five ladies dressed in revealing or sexy costumes. What I need to decide on is what five fetishes to use. It matters since each lady will have a complete personality and their costume will determine their back stories which will be filmed. Any suggestions? (I'm leaning towards sexy soldier as one of them.)
<timmy> : and before you ask, I do know people who say they're willing to wear sexy costumes.
<ut> : I have a suggestion. strip all of them and they have to have sexor with me, good?
<robert> : i am confused 1)using sexy soldier as an example, the fetish would belong to a guy who enjoys women dressed as soldiers. So you're looking for fetishes that would belong to a male that a woman could act out, not fetishes possessed by the squad that make themselves hot and bothered? I suggest the "girl in mass layers of clothings" fetish. That would be hot... LITERALLY!
2) ut will require a Stunt Double. [that would be funnier if I didn't steal it from that Windy City Heat clip :( ]
<timmy> : Yes the fetish squad will be a group of women embodying the fetishes of men
<timmy> : speaking of fetish, a UC Davis professor produced a porn with an Asian Man having sex with an Asian Woman in a reaction against the Asian Girl Festish. The whole article is here You can also read the article on Salon but you need to be a member to read the whole article.
<timmy> : I'm Mr. Fetish today. Here's a link to a movie that a guy made. It's 11 minutes long and most of it is of 3 girls dressed in skimpy lingerie fighting. Mahri's Revenge The girls are all overage and pretty hot. It's a lot like porn, or a Spice Girls music video with better music and more skin.
<ut> : why am i not informed about this asian-study in davis? I would have volunteered
<robert> : the funniest thing about that fan who screwed up the game yesterday was that the fox playbyplay guys kept saying That it looked like a child reaching for the ball and that he probably didn't know any better. haha. With or without the fan, the cubs choked like webber. ---- best show ever? they're all 18 and it's called TEEN. that is cheating.
<robert> : This is going to be the worst season of fantasy basketball ever. haha. anybody want to start another league at yahoo? ----- who drafts courtney alexander with their 2nd pick especially with this? weirdo.
<Bruce> : I just upgraded to Firebird .7 and it sucks the crap. Totally lame, I upgraded and the about pages says it is still .6.1 and I CAN NOT PRINT. If I try the browser closes on me. Rating: F, like my test score today.
<robert> :
timmy got plugged!<Robert> : I just upgraded to Firebird .7 [optimized] and it [is exactly the same]. Totally [indifferent], I upgraded and the about page says it is [0.7] and I CAN [] PRINT. If I try the [printer prints out a page] on me. Rating: [B], like my test score [yesterday].
<Bruce> : Quit making fun of my english, I am a poor immigant.
<robert> : i'm not. that's my true review.
<Bruce> : Why does the black man have to hate on the chink?
<Bruce> : Cool I finally got a banner on the Sac25. Woo me!
<robert> : the word was "credentials." ----- right when I left the house last night, the yankees won. I left right when the 10th ending ended, and then 3 minutes later, kapow. haha. all red sox fans may blame me if they want.
<robert> : If David Stern ran Baseball, i'm sure he would've found a way to rig it so that the cubs or red sox would've made it to the finals. ---- youtea's bro. haha
<timmy> : I think they're mocking me in the Real Life forum
<robert> : I haven't heard the interview yet, so I can't say whether mocking you is justified or not. ----- If I try to click on the .mp3 link on the kdvs link, websense says "No mp3s for you!". If I take the url, and turn the end into mp3?poop.poop, i can download it without a hitch. geniuses created that software. absolute geniuses.
<robert> : What does a guy with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? :: "Well this morning, I had a bagel and a glass of orange juice. "
<robert> : fuck you idle players. you screwed me again
<poorman> : help me !!! how can decompile a installshield package
<Bruce> : Well first you need to buy a copy of install sheid and then buy a copy of MS Visual Basic, that will give you all the answers you need.
<robert> : i can sell you both. cheap.
<robert> : hellos all. Joe Millionaire 2 is tonight at 8PM.
<Bruce> : Those Euro whores seem even better than the American ones.
<Bruce> : I know that some people find the sound of the swish of a basketball through the net of a hoop delightful however I find the thunk of an arrow hitting my target is one of the greatest sounds I could ever hear.
<robert> : mr. millionaire got owned last night in the ratings. it actually got beat by 7th heaven. ---- how do they get it scanned before it even hits your mailbox?
<ut> : she is my dark angel
<Bruce> : I think you know the answer to that. That is your copy, right there, freshly stolen by your friendly neighborhood postman! He stole it to scan it online and therefore depriving you of the hotness and sadness that is Alba.
<robert> : please do not tell me that you bastards got it already. no wait. please tell me if you did, so I can setup a booby trap for that assmunch.
<Bruce> : TRUTH: I bought a CD on Oct 21 2003. I will not say what it is but I am sure most think, "Wow, what a retarded choice." I did use an old GC however.
<robert> : HILLARY DUFF? AM I RITE?
<robert> : the alien ant farm - glow video is damn cool. the last 45 seconds are especially cool.
<Bruce> : Sorry Robert but you are wrong.
<ut> : I have all 3 of my copies of maxim
<ut> : Glow, really cool. VERY good song
<robERt> : I'm listening to Modern Rock Classics on accuradio and right after it played Nirvana, it starts playing Ice Cube - Amerikkkas Most Wanted. haha!
<robert> : LAST POST BEFORE THE SUN NUKES US!
<robert> : the sun ain't doin nothing brotha! -------- Yuta (utah?) Tabuse got cut by the nuggets. which means he won't see a dime of that contract! haha! down with asians! --------------3 pics + 1 flash for your enjoyment. 1) mike tyson shows some love. 2) a 1 meg animated gif from slamonline. 3) NWS PENIS MAN 4) end of the world wtf^^
<Bruce> : I think the n-gage is the coolest thing to happen in gaming in a while cause it makes an annoying company like nokia waste money and helping the economy.
<timmy> : wait, rather than live in Sacramento Schwarzenegger is going to fly home to Brentwood every night? Isn't that really stupid?
<ut> : So I went out to a double date today. This girl that I'm suppose to be with, was walking around with this. and I went online, and found some of these. (NWS)
<robert> : hellos all. that is disgusting. byes all.
<Bruce> : You know these new colors are hard to tell apart at times.
<robert> : ^IAWTP.
<ut> : what does ^IAWTP means?
<robert> : iawtp is a horrible horrible acronym nobody should ever use. tm
<august> : Gee, it smelled like Davis today. . .
<Bruce> : Take that back, nothing smells like davis.
<Bruce> : It is so sad that I can not install plugins so I can watch flash crap here.
<Bruce> : Incense is offending to my nose.
Riding the bus is cool because you do not have to do anything, it sucks majorly for many other reasons however. Like other people, smelly other people, noisy other people and well other people.
Some can not help but talk or play head phones too loudly. Those who smoke make my want to throw up and I do not want to cause often I liked my breakfast plus is is always better going down than coming back up. The annoying anal driver is real bad, I feel sorry for those who get yelled by that type of person. I do not think most deserve it and they should remember all they do is drive a bus, they have no skills and probably are overpaid for what service they do provide.
I just recently got the name "n gage," hahaha I am quite the smarty.
<robert> : game over for your eyes ---- the bus is a great source for comedy. Today a kid said this to another kid "No. I like girls and you like guys!" you can't find that on shit like Coupling!
<august> : No, I will not retract that statement. I had to live next to the cow patch for a year. And yes, the air quality in SD has been poor for the last 24 hours.
<Bruce> : At least you can eat cows unlike smoke.
<robert> : cows own. whenever I walk by a cow that smells like crap I say "Fart all you want you stupid cow, I'm getting the last laugh. I'm gonna eat your cousin's ass and suck the milk out of her nipples! biotch!" [Insert anti-vegite/gay joke about eating meat and tossing salads]
<sobo> : you know what sucks about this fire? damn smoke kills conditions for boktai
<robert> : what sobo is trying to say is that he'd rather eat a cow's ass then have smoke cloud the sky. Nice perspective sobo!
<Bruce> : Why did we lose colors?
<august> : The cows are not too bad. The flies that feed off the dung are another matter, though. They were so big, I could actually see their waste products on my keyboard.
<Bruce> : Where did all my colors go you web monkey?
<robert> : hahaha. special occasion.
<Bruce> : Who the heck are you people?
916-716-4856
916-289-8507
808-216-7485
The first one called me at 7AM.
That last one called me at midnight. Stupid hawaiian.
<Bruce> : Special occasion? Someone turn 18 today or 14 in some other states?
<robert> : it's the annual bluepurplesilver day. duh.
<Bruce> : Oh well i am so stupid for forgetting that day.
Hey I just learned I have a cripple on my team. This stackhouse dude is a crip? I do not get Grant Hill but I get this guy. When did he break?
<Bruce> : As anyone can plainly see, I am working hard at school.
<robert> : it's not a forever cripple. just temporary cripple. and I too am working hard
<Bruce> : I should drop Todd MacCulloch right? He is a crip too?
<robert> : yes. potentially long term cripple. Pick up pollard
<Bruce> : I got Some guy called Ron Mercer. Oh well I was just picking up guys I heard the name to before.
<Bruce> : Is it my imagination or does this day seem to be more boring than most?
<robert> : anticipation for bluepurplesilver day should be running through your veins.
<Bruce> : I am not awake yet so anticipation is still low. However Aggie Pack Day is Thurs, want to go? haha
<Bruce> : Am I the only one getting that ngage banner error? Not only that is says you should e-mail the EA sports rep? Does that mean a different banner is supposed to be going up soon or should have been up already but the stupid ad company is not doing their job?
<robert> : survivor twist this thursday. greatest/worst twist ever. ------ dennis miller says nasa eats the poop. I sort of agree. ----- no error in mozilla (big black spot instead), only in ie.
<Bruce> : More like dennis miller is the poop.
<robert> : ATTN PSYMON
<ut> : hey, you know what would be cool on this website? time stamp!
<robert> : timestamp is planned for implementation around 2007-2100. In the mean time, everybody can put their own timestamps in their messages. me first. [December 24th, 2009 10:23AM] ---- yea for america! what? bad? boo! hiss! boo! ---- ait seinfeld
<ut> : LOD patch 1.10 is out today. Should I care? Will I care? I'll try. 10 minutes of game play, I quit LOD and play Max Payne 2. This patch is just the same as others. Rating: C-
<Bruce> : cardboard is a harsh mistress.
<robert> : Tonight is a great night for television. Kings Cavs, ed, Smallville, and That 70s show all make today a horrible day to not have 20 Tivos.
<robert> : so that last theme sucked. so i made a new one for another special occasion. green 5 is practically black. reading this without highlighting deserves gold stars.
<timmy> : The West Wing sucks now. And is it just me, or did Diagnosis Murder have an awful lot of episodes where Dick Van Dyke found himself with a stripper, prostitute, or woman in spandex willing to give him a lapdance.
<Bruce> : I have no idea, never watched that show.
<Bruce> : I hope they stop showing that James and Bibby ad soon, that boreds me and offends me as a man.
<Bruce> : Guess what? I have nothing I care to do now so I did the Yahoo thing.
ID# is 182924 and the Password is loser.
Haha I am major smartie.
<robert> : bruce in charge of the fantasy league will make this gold. It's blocked at work, I will join later. 2 leagues at once is crazy!
<Bruce> : I wake up, I eat and I go to school. One of these days I want it to be like this: I sleep for 12 hours, wake up with a ton of energy and win millions of dollars and sleep some more. That sounds cool.
Robert?
<robert> : close bruce, but I actually use the coffeepot
<Bruce> : Well it was the thought that counts.
<robert> : here is the secret to life : kiss ass, run it over. move on. Kiss new ass, run person over, pilfer dead body. Move on. Kiss more ass, Kiss more, a little more, a little more, STAB IN BACK. pay condolences, pilfer lifeless body. Die happy.
-------- oh yea, I forgets. Last night on TV at 1:30AM (go to sleep fags), Elimidate was in SACRAMENTO. There was a white guy on there that kept stealing stuff from all the locations they went to. First an apple, then a Napkin, bottled water, bread, and some other fruit. sacramento rules.
<Bruce> : I look white? And in my defense that was going to be a late night snack for she and I.
<robert> : you looked very white and got eliminated in the 2nd round. remember? Unless by girl you mean the horse who's trough you stole the apple from. Then I understand. That was funny when you told the story about how your ex-girlfriend/former Miss Teen America stole all your clothes and shoes and pee'd on them. classic.
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<nmbvm> : That was an accident. I'm truly sorry.
<robert> : you'd better apoligize bitch!
<robert> : Homey don't play that! old news, but new to me. The movie should last 5 minutes. Homey hits someone over the head, says his catchphrase, credits roll --------- tonight we'll get our first wins/losses in fantasy ball. yippee! early favorites to win it all : boston ballerz ------ And great news for us without cable. Channel 10 is adding more games to the broadcast schedule. 2 for now, maybe 10 total later. This still does not change the fact that channel 10's news anchors/commercials are all horrible.
<robert> : first look at the picture. then read the article.
<windy city heat> : windy city heat
<64.94.38.98 left it blank> : does any one know how I can get a download of "windy city heat"?
<Bruce> : windy city heat sucks do not watch it. I just saved your bandwidth.
<ut> : HOT HOT HEAT. I miss my summer. transexuals are taking over the world.
<Bruce> : Today I opened a letter that I thought felt strange. Instead of paper in there there was some big piece of plastic. I mentioned to my sister that I just opened an envelope that had strange contents. She then asked what if it had been filled with anthrax, would I have been so energetic to open it? Well I responded saying that had it been anthrax I would have breathed deep into the envelope and snorted it all up. She responed saying that i would have been dead. I said to her, my last words would be, "I thought it was cocaine."
I think that would be a cool last line.
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There was an extremely loud explosion outside just now. That was scary.
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I do not like thongs. They seem like one of the dumbest fashion ideas ever. I hate having to look at them but I can not help but wonder how much do they cost.
<august> : Early Christmas gift -- a calendar of Yeats, Wilde, Swift and other famous (Anglo-)Irish writers. It is published by Playboy.
<timmy> : I hate Halloween because I inevitably drive around and look at women walking around wearing sexy costumes and it's like an entire day of dangling something I will never attain in front of my face.
<timmy> : but I do like looking at thongs
<ut> : shoulda went to old sac, there was nurses, school girls, thongs, everything, even a gang fight!
<Bruce> : I would like to state for the record Robert, THIS LEAGUE SUCKS!
<robert> : what are you talking about. this league rules. I'm #2 I'm #2 wOOHOO
<robert> : how the hell am i supposed to play gunbound when my freaking hands are frozen
<sobo> : you may not want to respond but, how quickly is one supposed to eat a package of chinese sausages?
<Bruce> : Use the smell test, if it smells bad do not eat it otherwise it is ok.
<robert> : to ep : Game 2 = owned again. You got the 2nd highest point total in the league, but your opponent got #1. ho ho ho
<ep> : yeah, i know. WTF is up with that goddamnit. By the way, i have no idea how the league is keeping scores. bruce, when is the other league going to start up ?
<Bruce> : Knowing how jeebus works, it will never get up we need 4 teams.
<robert> : Here's a how to play guide for the fantasy league. I hope that clears it up.
<robert> : SOBO EATS CHINESE SAUSAGE. was it small or what. did it taste like cow ass.
<sobo> : it was diced up and burned to crispiness like a human's brain blasted apart. "Yay! Bwains!" - Gir
<Bruce> : Robert, it sounds like you are in need of some Chinese Sausage.
<Bruce> : Interesting that this site is anywhere associated with "fat white" anime fans.
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I admit it is hard for me to respect people who wear clothes just for the fashion of it.
<robert> : Validation: Bruce wears his hadoken shirt because it feels good, not because he thinks it looks cool. ----wtf duncan. the year I get you and you roll your ankle. bastard
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<Bruce> : I wear it cause I am a blood.
Does this mean Matrix this weekend?
<timmy> : Paper Name Productions Yahoo Group I'll be posting updates for the new video project there.
<robert> : anybody up? [10:42AM 11/5/03]
<robert> : "The G6, meant for leisure wear, goes for $80.50, with the 50 cents going to charity. " haha. 50 whole cents! way to be generous
<robert> : hey ho hey ho. the next edition of survivor has been cast. here's the spoiler list of castaways. Don't click unless you really want to know. Survivor 8. Highlight the next statement for commentary. no spoiling commies!
<robert s8 spoiler discussion> : man. wtf is this cast? 4 fucks from s1, 4 fucks from s2, 3 from s3, 2 from s4, 1 from s5. 2 s6,1s7 so whatever. They're really pushing it old school.
Rudy is going to own again. But he's also 76! SEVENTY SIX. Dude is going to die before it's over.
What's with the dual robs, and dual jennas? please kick off robs4 and jennas6 and add a lazy black man. I love the lazy black guys. Like Osten. Survivor without a lazy black guy will be the worst mistake ever! Gervase, seans4, anybody please.
and adding rupert already? c'mon. i don't know if I really want more rupert. he's great, but one more time without a break? are you guys sure?
AND WHERE THE HELL IS ROBERT FROM SACRAMENTO?
<Bruce> : Needs more chicks.
<timmy> : read the Trigun manga that came out this week. It's one of those where the anime was better than the manga due to issues of pacing. Since so little of the manga was published when the anime went into production the anime slowed the pacing down to fill up the episode allotment. As a result there's some great original episodes which foreshadow and enrich characters. The manga gets into things quicker but gets more twisted than the anime as things progress. (Different Gung-Ho Guns and the mystery of Knives is deeper.)
<robert> : twolves vs kings last night was great. I kept screaming "MARK MADSEN?!?!?!"
<robert> : the maloofs were on mr. stern this morning and told him they were Lebanese. Lebanese! As in from Lebanon, right next to syria and israel! as in Almost Terrorists! god damn. All this time I've been supporting terrorism! I bet sadamn and osama hide out at the palms eveyr frreaking night. ------------- Mr. Stern is going to be on Letterman tonight. hot to trot.
<Bruce> : Wow I had no idea. They are even cooler then.
<Bruce> : There is a special place in hell for those who promote "fung shui". It is one of the most annoying business fads ever. It seems to be subscribed by idiots who hope for magic. I can stand regular design ideas but to think that moving crap around will fix other problems? Madness and great business scam. I know some people belive in it and some tenants of it are very reasonable but some have taken the concepts or methods too far and made it retarded. Yep, RE-TARD-ED!
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In other news UC Davis has an election coming up and there is the LEAD and Student Focus bastards up for running again. I was at a presentation by both groups and both made me sick in different ways. LEAD went first in the presentations and when they were done even the focus losers clapped for them well see when focus was ready lead went up and left not even bothering to stay. I think that was rude and quite sick showing no manners even if you disagree with them. Second is that we got free candy at this thing and iafter we ate our choco the focus bastards threw the wrappers on the floor. If you can not hold the wrappers in your hand for 10 seconds to walk to the nearest trash bin 5 feet away what makes me think that you are capable of using my funds? Also they were too much into that school sprit thing, that scares me. But a plus for them is that 2 women I find good looking are on their side.
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Looking for deep thoughts? You are in the wrong place, I say head out to the nearest bar to find some humor cause the web am the suck.
<timmy> : anyone want to see matrix tomorrow? I was thinking of going on Sat but then I found out I have an interview that day at noon.
<timmy> : never mind, looks like I've got an interview tomorrow as well.
<robet> : this is going to suck, but I like the concept : http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com/
<robert> : hahahaha. kwod replied saying they've already got enough people (Even though I was on the list, I don't get to go. cool.) But reading between the lines it says : "hey fucktard, if you replied quicker you could have come, but you're as slow as mollasses. get off your ass dumbfuck!" ---- double funny is that I can check my yahoo mail at work because of a backdoor I found in yahoo's servers and the horrible programming of websense. GRRREAT
<august> : In last year's UCSD elections, one group called themselves the People's Parking Party. They suggested scrapping the faculty-staff-student parking hierarchy.
<august> : As for school spirit, that should only be allowed at the service academies. At normal institutions, where most have never heard of esprit de corps, proclaiming school spirit merely devalues the corporate ethos.
<Bruce> : I think i just became a crip.
<timmy> : (potential spoiler about lotr:rotk. blacked out for your protection)They've edited Sauroman out of ROTK. They say they think audiences will assume he died when the Ents destroyed his operation. They'll put the scenes back for the extended DVD. That means I have to wait until next NOVEMBER until I get to see more Christopher Lee in my LOTR. And you don't care, do you?
<robert> : ah wtf^^
<Bruce> : All schools are messed up.
<robert> : Fire Emblem is great. I will write a shackreview soon. A- (the minus because I restarted chap 13 4 times and still didn't do it right)
<Bruce> : Mario and Luigi is out too. Great sounds um nothing else to report yet and the new Yugi game sucks.
<timmy> : Shooting a movie on Tuesday for submission to Robotmedia. If you're free come by my house at noon. Robotmedia time limit is 5 minutes so we won't be there long.
<robert> : what the hell? I'm going to lose to bruce in fantasy ball game 3. The league is rigged. Tim Duncan gets injured, jason terry is suspended for that 1 game, and everyone else on my team has a bad night. WTF^^. ep should be happy that my guys decided to start kicking ass again for his game. fudgical
<robert> : They dumped Tomb Raider for the N-Gage. hahahaha. somebody download it for me! ----------- I didn't forget wha I wanted to say. I just don't feel like saying it
<Bruce> : Haha they dumped everything for the ngage. Puyo Pop is only 1MB that is an eighth of the size of the GBA very but then it is zipped up.
<robert> : you didn't see that. just pretend like you didn't see anything.
<robert> : more lovely n-gage news : games can be played on other phones. haha
<Bruce> : I am here at school typing up my paper due today and what did I do? Read articles about manga, news stories about the Afgans and hitting that basketball game that I barely understand. Why? I think I like failing. There I said it. Now when I go to jail I can use that as part of my insanity defense. To help the defense I should buy an ngage no psych person should say I am sane if I buy that piece of crap. Nokia is retarded almost as stupid as Nintendo was when they released the N64 vs a cd media world except Nintendo has games and talent, Nokia has Finns? Or Swedes? I forget but they are not getting the Vitamin D they need whatever the case is. ++++ Oh yea I missed two classes today cause of my crazy crazy back. I am hopped up on drugs and have an ice pack. I feel like a winner.
<timmy> : Sound familiar to anyone They even wrote a book about it, called "Quarterlife Crisis"
<r-diddy> : I Recomend the article linked to by timmy. I read that in the bee a couple weeks ago and enjoyed it. It's hard to grow up when you're stuck in a dead-end pos job situation. f u all for not hiring me.
<timmy> : If you're coming tomorrow, Here's the script. If anyone can bring a bat or a shovel that'd be great.
<Timmy> : time change. Shooting delayed so some actors can go see Matrix. We'll meet at 3pm now, share diappointment over ending, and start filming. So Show up at 3pm promptly to be in the movie.
<robert> : hello dickies. what.
<sobo> : I finished Boktai: fun weapons, some difficult bosses (that cheating banshee), decent puzzles. The addition of stealth reminded me of MGS, and I am not sure what to think of someone going around shooting others in the back. Biggest drawback: Damn it Kojima, if I liked the sun, I would not have the pasty white skin under my sleeves and all that light wreaks havoc on my eyes when I walk inside, aaauuuugggghhhhh! B+ because I was voiced by a girl.
<Bruce> : Choice is an illusion created by those in power.
That is most true when you are dealing with parents.
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I am so manly that I can say this and still be straight.
I want to play Karaoke Revolution, that games sounds like so much fun and I think everyone is aware of my dreams of being a pop idol worshipped by too young girls who have no brains.
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EP says Matrix this Sat lunch too or just movie?
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Robert your teams sucks I dealt you your first loss. Hahahaha fear my randoms and crips!
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End Transmission.
<robert> : what is wrong with my team. I should dismantle it. Losing to bruce is almost as bad as losing to ut in gunbound. that is so sianz + hianz. ---- speaking of gunbound, they've rebalanced (I mean "did jack shit") the mobiles and added buddy support. yippee. i think. ----- f u nigs!
<robert> : I'm confused. Is this cool or retarded?
<robert> : GOLD JERRY. GOLD. mass email at work :
Hello everyone,
By chance, would any of you happen to know where the picture of Gray Davis that was hanging in the 5th floor lobby area would be now? It seems to have grown feet because it is no longer there.
If you happen to know its whereabouts, please return it to Business Services...No questions asked.
Thanks.
haha. I should have stolen it while I still had the chance. I will have to settle for stealing the arnold one someday.
<r-diddy> : bastards fixed the yahoomail bug --- tonight is senor kimmel's birthday w/ Britney (HOT), Clay Aiken(gay), and DMX(hardcore) ------- the it person just said "MAH-zilla" WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF.
<Bruce> : Is he really gay or people just like jokes of it?
<robert> : acts like it, but claims otherwise. who really knows? His boyfriend.
<Bruce> : Overheard in class:
loser1: Hey can you get me a $500 gift card from Sears?
loser2: Sure, how do you want to pay? Cash or credit?
loser1: No stupid, I have no money, can't you get one for me for free?
loser2: No you need to pay for it before you can activate the card.
loser1: Can't tjust type in 500 bucks in the regester and get the card?
loser2: No, they will check the reg at the end of the day and find out I am 500 short.
loser1 There is no way to do it? Can't you just do it from the back room or something?
loser2: You think if I could do that I would have done it by now?
Ok bored now in short loser 1 says he needs it to buy a b-day gift for himself cause he is a loser. I think they are both losers cause they talked too loudly which pissed me off.
Also some bastard in a different class kept kicking my chair. Bastard.
<robert> : i hate those bastards. they talk just loud enough that it's hard to listen to what you should be listening to, and you end up listening to those fags and thinking about how faggoty they are
<timmy> : could be worse. Try sitting in front of two girls that talk about how they want to get laid. You'd think that would be sexy, but no, it's really frustrating.
<robert> : the kwod morning show is gay. The few times I've listened to it they've had a contest where you win crap for answering a trivia question. Every single damn time I've known the answer. Why? Because they freaking steal the quiz question from sites I read everyday like zap2it.com and fark. Today's question was what is the #1 show among 2-5 year olds? GEE GOLLY, IT DUN BE FEAR FACTOR ACCORDING TO FARK EH. ----- britney was hot, aiken got shafted, and dmx got censored. it was literally Chorus, motherCUT_AUDIOfor30Seconds, Chorus.
<robert> : ah wtf^^
<Bruce> : D00d I passed out but Matrix at 11:20AM 2day.Regal Theaters as props to Ut cause he got work after.
<august> : Has anyone bought the Bandai Enterprise kits? I am really tempted by the E model, but $70+ is a bit much.
<Bruce> : Nope, not I. I am not good with models, too impatient and I mess up a lot.
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Most over rated President: jfk
Most underrated LBJ, Nixon, Carter.
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Matrix Revoultions: B, good movie, few things I did not like but I felt it is better than many had made it out to be.
<robert> : 30 minutes away from arnold! and i'm stuck in a cubical a mere 5-6 blocks away! YES!
<Bruce> : You can still go, I will cover for you. I will teleport myself over and no one will be the wiser.
<robert> : hurry up and teleport. I can't wait to show arnold my muscles. ---- This was in the sacbee about arnold's inaugration. Go crash it. :: 5:30 p.m.: Reception for community college students at the Senator Hotel, 1121 L St., sponsored by the California Student Association of Community Colleges.
<robert> : today's keen classroom observation :: on the left side of the room : 7 whites. on the right side of the room : 5 asians, 1 hispanic, 1 black. SEGREGATION WOOT. ------- damn a black guy just walked in while I was typing this and is now sitting on the left side. my whole theory has been debunked.
<ut> : i almost said niggers in front of niggers
<ut> : in reply to:
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you shoulda just turn around and fuck them both, haha
<robert> : I am so ninja.
<robert> : arr me matey. much crap for you! ------- for the 2nd time in the last couple months that I've been up late enough to see Elimidate, it once again is an episode in Sacramento. 1 dude. 4 chicks. all fugly as hell. No lying. Horrible horrible. Not only do we have no dentists, but we also must inbreed like crazy. -------------- I just took a walk around downtown and saw our very own Scientology Church/Bookstore. I and 14th I think. not only that, but they're hiring! time to get me a religion. ---------- New Soda ----- and it was Chinese day in Toronto for the Raptors game. Anybody ever hear of Ness? Of course not! I know all about them! Not Enough Slutty Singers is my most favorite group evAr. If I was a terrorist, Chinese day would have been a great day to bomb toronto.
<Bruce> : toronto rocks, how hard is it to book a band like Ness?
<timmy> : Robotmedia, this Saturday in Chem194, 8pm. THe movie we made last week.
<timmy> : will be one of the movies shown.
<timmy> : anyone interested in going to Chuck E Cheese on Saturday around noon?
<robert> : Pedophilia rules! ------- I'm not sure why, but whenever I read yahoo news, I make sure I'm logged out of yahoo. I'm slightly scared that they're tracking which news stories I'm reading. -- guess who
<Bruce> : I was going to say you were just paranoid Robert but then I realized how often your mind is read.
<robert> : if it didn't say "Welcome, *********" at the top, I wouldn't care. But when you're looking at natalie portman's nipples, it's sort of disturbing knowing they know you were looking. not that I was. All hypothetical
<sobo> : is anyone interested in this?
<Robert> : OHS IS THAT MY CHRISTMAS GIFT?!?!?!? OHS THANKS U SOBO U ARE KEWL THX. I DUN MEEN TO SPOIL BUT HERES WHATS I IS GETTING YOU. LOL. ALL 32 EPISODES! YOU KAN THX ME LATER!
<RobErt> : They really gotta do a black version of the Bacherlor. Not classy black guys, but ghetto rap stars and hos who've had multiple abortions. It would be the funniest best show ever. Easily.
EPISODE 3 : Stay tuned for the first ever orgy in all of bachelor history!
EPISODE 6 : Antwawn :: "man. all these bitches are jockin me and alls I wants to do is just tap their asses and go drink a 40 wit my homies you know what i'm saying ?yea ya. just keepin it real dog! fo sure"
Season Finale : 2 girls remain. Both Impregnated. Which will get the child support? Which will get a dead beat husband/father to their child? Stay tuned!
Antwawn : "i'm sorry taqueesha. but, you know, i didn't pick you shorty, you know what i'm saying. for real. you know?"
Taqueesha : "aw hell no! I ain't goin out like that mother fucker! *PUSHES ATWAWN OFF THE CLIFF TO HIS DEATH* yeah bitch! who you not gonna marry now! huh? dumb nigger! don't you mess wit taqueesha! Holla! "
ah. I have a dream! A dream where television rules all the time.
<robert> : YES THANKS YOU STUPID HORS. I LVOE IT WHEN YOU SICK FUCKS DECIDE TO WHISPER BS GOSSIP AROUND MY CUBE. THANKS FOR WHISPERING SOFT ENOUGH SO THAT I CAN HEAR IT TOO! BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT LIFE. AND I HOPE I CATCH WHAT ENOUGH FUCKING VIRUS YOU HAVE. I'VE GOT 2 GREAT IDEAS! 1)SICK? STAY AT HOME. 2)GOSSIP? CREATE A FUCKING XANGA YOU FAGS. THAT WAY YOU 50 YEAR OLD STANK CUNTS CAN ACT LIKE A NEWB ANGST EMO FAG TEENAGER AND I DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING HEAR IT -- bb bf
<rOCert> : I dream of playing in this league. I can only imagine how many times they get scored on and then taunted with "so is that how you do it in the oc?"
<Bruce> : Sorry Robert I did not use the phrase
<robert> : me and maarten are the only 2 people in the world who didn't like kill bill. we will have babies together.
<robart> : i found a mini-disc today. not a player, just a disc. mini-discs look cool, and technology wise they aren't that bad, but they were marketed like betamax. I wonder what is on it. 74 minutes of music? porn? a macintosh virus to disable an alien aircraft? one can only wonder.
<Bruce> : Mini discs sure look cool too bad they are < cd, flash mem or, crap.
I hope you saved it cause just in case an alien attack happens because it might be mankind's only chance for victory. That and Psymon.
<Bruce> : I knew you were a dutch loving freak Robert. Yea you and Maarten will have such great love children.
<r> : 1) David picked the wrong girl.
<ro> : pick a side! I've chosen mines! (HINT: Jeff Green actually knows how to write!) ---- i want to eat but the fat man will stare at me! oh nos!
<Bruce> : Wolf is an awesome dude, I clearly do not remember him from PCG but dang what an idiot, it seems like he has no brains at all about how to get a job also can not read. ATTACH your writing not LINK. If I can understand that how come I have no job? Oh yea Robert maybe should hire him for this site huh? Maybe pay him in pennies to his paypal account?
<rob> : I think linking is good.:) attaching a pair of 5000 word documents is bad :( attaching a resume, good :) linking a resume, bad :(
<Bruce> : You are giving comfort to the bastard. Linking is bad you should attack or put the info into the body of the e-mail. Linking = lazy.
<robe> : no. the first email to anybody over anything should be short sweet and to the point. I do not want to open my email to a 6000 word essay especially when I have no idea who you are and there are 100 new messages a day. Dropping huge amounts of text in to your email is moronic. how many times have you seen huge posts from me that you read 100%? At most a paragraph that brings the gist of your writing to the forefront and then a link following.
<august> : Eh, the only reviewers I liked were Bill Trotter, M. Evan Brooks and Bruce Geryk . . . the *real* grognards (Old Guard). And do you remember the CGW of the mid-90's? Nice, thick volumes with actual content. I am glad I stopped reading the gaming rags.
<timmy> : I just found the easter eggs on the LOTR special edition discs. Cool.
<rober> : owned again. Got Jan04 EGM. Never got Dec03 EGM. this poo. --- pepsi's new ad has stuck Blind Melon - No Rain in my head all week. ---- The OC has got Phantom Planet - California stuck in my head all week. --- I got Switchfoot - Meant To Live, Outkast - Hey Ya in my head all week.
<timmy> : Thunder Valley Casino on Monday, anyone else want to go?
<Bruce> : Sorry, I can not go school and all.
<ut> : let's go, i'm good after 6
<timmy> : 6? Yeah okay.
<robert> : I smell like some type of nasty medical cream because I sat behind the guy with the scab the size of (not exagerating) a giant-sized orange on his head. ugh. it was slightly bleeding, and the dude kept picking at it. I should carry around a Maxim so I can rub it's inserts on myself. Either that or The Week needs perfume ads.
<timmy> : I'm going to have to call of Thunder Valley, I just found out I'm working graveyard tonight.
<Bruce> : Robert, how fantastic!
<robert> : today is not my day. to celebrate the wonderful occassion of having another below average day, I will buy myself a burrito tommorrow. oh yes. a burrito. a nice burrito so I can partake in the one true joy left to me in this sad little world; flatulance. the farting gods will be pleased. ---- or maybe not because it will unmistakingly rain like in matrix revolutions right when I step outside for a lunch break.
<Bruce> : I forgot to write this like 2 weeks ago but I gave blood again and of course took extra snacks home. But enough about my bounty. The real story is that when you give blood they ask invasive questions about your life, like have you ever used a needle for drugs, slept with any one that has VD, take it up the buttock from a man since 1977, junk like that. Well one thing they ask is have you been out of the country in the past 12 months, well I have I went to HK and Japan so I tell the guy I went to HK and he asks me, "Is that in Japan?" I am stunned for half a secend. I thought with SARS everyone knew HK was with China but once again ignorance is rule.
I suck at the new Mario Kart if anyone cares to know. Toad is less l33t now.
In other crappy news I got an A+ on a psych project only cause one of my team members is very good at his thing. I need to thank him more, he rocks. Did a great job.
<robert> : here's a nice article (to be continued all week) about somebody going back to Shaolin. In case you are wondering, the shaolin temple is in Japan. Right next to Hong Kong.
<timmy> : then how could David Carradine pretend to be Chinese?
<robert> : an exerpt from today's shaolin journal thing :::: "Little Wang tells me that Coach Cheng is working for his older brother, Big Wang, at their new school in Deng Feng." Is it possible to read that and keep a straight face? It even rhymes!
<robert> : Read Me. A speech my Michael Crichton about environmentalism. Yummy for your brain
<august> : Hey Bruce, I have the same situation -- my lab partner has about 25 years of experience.
<Bruce> : 25 years? Back at school or something? Mine wants good grades for grad school.
<august> : No more promotions without a Master's, so in he goes. He gave up a $90K job to live the noble, pure life of an impoverished grad student.
<Bruce> : Hahaha grad students = monks?
<robert> : HA? it's too big! make it stop!
<Bruce> : Dude I have no idea what to do now. Should I be rolling on the floor laughing or die laughing?
<robert> : I used to visit both of those sites regularly. Now I only see them as the punchline to bad jokes. ---- During The last 30 seconds of Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows, I swear the guy in the background is screaming "I LIKE BOYSSSSS." The lyrics say "I like for," but they're probably just covering their ass
<ut> : qoutation:
"Web's largest gaming and entertainment destination for young males"
<Bruce> : It is 7:30 and we have gotten 4 phone calls in the last hour. There should definitly be laws against this crap! 3 were from my mom 1 from a group member who just recently remembered to e-mail her part of the essay to me. Oh how I loathe people calling me for crap. it was 6:30AM, yea you woke me.. I will suff rabid monkeys into the brain of the next person who does this to me.
<Bruce> : Arnold's best movies are when he does not talk.
<ut> : bruce, there's a button call, "reject phone calls." I do that all the time
<Bruce> : Can not do that. I have to answer my mom and I needed to talk to my team mate to know how messed up her part of the paper was.
<ut> : but 7:30 in the morning though? even buddha has to sleep
<Bruce> : Haha bending over to pick up crap in my room got my back to become crap again. That teaches me to try.
<Bruce> : This is finals week and I am happy I lived with a solid C in my psych class however I wish I did better of course. Like how most people think, next time will be different.
<Bruce> : I am supposed to grade my group members who worked on the crappy project. Is it ok if I make looks a factor in giving a grade cause one chick was cute but sucked at just about everything else. I gave her a C. I think she might be closer to a D. I am not sure I also could be too nice but then I did give one other loser in the group a D. Eh que sera.
<Bruce> : Just hit some gaming sites and, "How could I have missed this?" The boomslang mouse is still alive. Blows my little mind.
<Bruce> : I was just thinking, does Samus ever get tired of running?
JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW
I lost a link on grouphug.us but it was a cool story about how a guy has been lost in the halls of the federal government and pulls down 85k for doing nothing. I was just thinking how that could be you Robert in like 1 year, forgotten in that job with only terrorists to keep you company.
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Back still hurts, I am an old man who looks very very young. People like my hair. Bald owns. That is if I cut it that short but dang short still.
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TV networks are retarded, they cancel too many good shows and let crap like osbourns and wwe live. What trash.
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Back still hurts.
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Pizza time, later.
<Bruce> : Tomorrow I need the breakfast of champions to thawart the evil powers. I will summon all I can get to defeat it and bring freedom to everyone.
I will eat a number of churros and have hot choco.
<Robert> : so that's how i shot web! ---- So here's a sort of neat article. A guy decides to offer Americans the same salary that he would give Indian workers. And wouldn't you know, americans are willing to work! I can't believe it! Programming for only $45K a year? That is like Slave Labor!!! Pennies instead of dollars! How do the Indians do it??? OH WAIT. HOW COULD I FORGET? $45K IS GOOD CASH. if you can't live in america on $45K a year, you're buying the wrong things.
Preview of my next cover letter :
Hello companies,
I am willing to work at the same rate that you would pay an outsourced employee. And I spoke the english and shot web.
Thanks, Robert.
<Bruce> : Hmmm deal with a bastardly thick Indian accent or have Robert yelling about how retarded I am. Actually I am sure Robert would suffer more from all the questions he would get.
<Robert> : Hello companies,
I believe that customers like to get treated like inmates. Have you seen the way prisoners react after they've been scolded and released from prison? They like being whipped so much that after they're released, 75% of them decide to come back to jail! You can't argue the facts! Yelling at customers leads to customers who come back for more. My strategy is good for business.
Thanks, Robert
<august> : Some French restaurants operate on the above principle.
<Bruce> : Haha that sounds absurd. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar right?
<Robert> : Hello companies,
Not only am I extremely fresh and in your face, but I am also very good at story telling, artistic direction and illustration. Here is a new example of my talent : http://wabut.vzz.net/comic.php I am too extreme and fresh and in your face to be syndicated!
Thanks, Robert
<ut> : ^^^ that comic is not funny
<robert> : Hello companies,
I got an email today at work that was worded weird, but I believe what it was trying to say is that somebody is now monitoring my web access. Please hire me now so I can get away from this bullshit.
Thanks, Robert
<ut> : if anything fails, we can all do this
<Bruce> : Being lightheaded during finals am the suck. Robert, does that mean we have an extra idiot reading this page who will get nothing of it?
<timmy> : Working the graveyard shift, it's both great and annoying.
<Bruce> : I am the man with the goods. Need a hot happening place to take a chick to make out? Look not further I have just the place, the California State Railroad Museum. Make out among the cars or have a whole party of debauchery in a rail car. I have eight tickets here that serve almost any ones needs. Call now, Jews are waiting.
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In other news
<robert> : your attempt to get me fired will not go unnoticed.
<Bruce> : I bet whoever is going to fire you is a jew. Jews always do that kind of crap. I mean after 2000 years they still hold to some retarded kosher laws. How stupid do you have to be? The answer, slightly less stupid than Christians who belive in more retarded aspects.
<Bruce> : Nokia if you are hiring pick me!!!!!! I have common sense and while it might not look like it I do have a bit of style. I could have totally prevented you from looking like a retard in your design of some recent phones and the paperweight you call n-gage.
You know you can save millions by dumping that crap. You have too many ads on tv and the web and it dulls me. Maybe that is killing my brain.
<robert> : there were a total of THREE farkers and 2 SBBGirls who went to that thing last friday. oh boy. I missed out. And hey, please link to as many down with america, I love terrorists, jailbait porn, priest/minister little boy porn and animals humping each other websites as possible today. I can't go through with this anymore. if i'm going down, I'm going down in flames
<Bruce> : Awesome Sac is the town huh? I can not belive I forgot all about it until I just hit fark today. They really went all out for us.
<robert> : I would have gone. But I was too busy drawing A NEW COMIC YES. IT IS ROFL LOL LOL ROFL LOL OLO ROFL LOLLERSKATES LOLLIPOPS FUNNY.
<robert> : downstairs, there's a 5 foot christmas tree that is pretty well lit. Right behind it is a poster that's been there ever since I got here. It says, in nice big bold letters, "CONSERVE ENERGY." PINK SLIP NOW. UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK PLEASE.
<Bruce> : Robert are you stupid? Any bulbs on a Xmas tree is free energy it does not count against you. So technically if we have enough Xmas trees with lights we would never need coal power again.
<ut> : god damn chinks, i hate sand monekies
<ut> : three farker including retro crush from sac25. 2 SBB girls? 2??? Kim is hot, but the other girl is black, boo
<robert> : Since when did this site become the official site for the Sacramento kkk? haha. don't blame me. And despite all the hate, I'm pretty sure our reader ratio of tree huggers to Hummer lovers is imbalanced towards the former and not the latter.
<Bruce> : I LOVE JEWS!!! They are H O T! Natalie Portman and Brooke Burke put those two Joos together and you got a PARTY! I do not hate jooews. I love them. Oh yea. They are hot stuff. It is hard to say more.
<robert> : i'm glad bruce cleared that up. ----> party party
<Bruce> : Darkies rock. I like Halle Berry and Tyra Banks. That silky chocolate skin, oh yea, creamy. Hate? Not here.
<robert> : Guess what. I heard that the city needs new construction workers to dig ditches. I recommend Bruce. Because once he digs a hole, he just keeps digging and digging and digging. Anyone ever see the seinfeld episode where George doesn't want to be thought of as a racist so he tries to find a black guy to be his friend? This is like that, except worse. haha. Please respond with more remarks that would make Jesse Jackson look sane.
<Bruce> : I rock like that. Old people should be shot cause they smell bad and look ugly.
<robert> : I like the idea of old people being shot, but wouldn't that just make them smell even funnier and, if shot in the right place, make them even uglier?
<Bruce> : QUIT QUESTIONING ME JEW BOY!
<robert> : my secret identity has been revealed! Happy Hannukah everybody!
<Bruce> : Jews can learn from Chinks. Chink eat any thing that moves or does not move they are like pigs.
<robert> : so what's the over/under on number of Heidi Klum/Lucky baby jokes today? ---- I like how this site sits in my taskbar as "Datafox - Groping Bo..." Thanks again. ---- This is the best chat transcript with a survivor ever. Jon was on Howard Stern today as well, but I don't remember anything about it.
<robert> : * C H O K E D *
<Bruce> : Oh today is a bad day for Boktai.
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