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<robert> : Hello companies,
I got an email today at work that was worded weird, but I believe what it was trying to say is that somebody is now monitoring my web access. Please hire me now so I can get away from this bullshit.
Thanks, Robert
<ut> : if anything fails, we can all do this
<Bruce> : Being lightheaded during finals am the suck. Robert, does that mean we have an extra idiot reading this page who will get nothing of it?
<timmy> : Working the graveyard shift, it's both great and annoying.
<Bruce> : I am the man with the goods. Need a hot happening place to take a chick to make out? Look not further I have just the place, the California State Railroad Museum. Make out among the cars or have a whole party of debauchery in a rail car. I have eight tickets here that serve almost any ones needs. Call now, Jews are waiting.
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In other news OSAMA SADDAM has been captured. Admit it; you think they all look alike with their dark skin, facial hair, beady eyes and floppy heads.
<robert> : your attempt to get me fired will not go unnoticed.
<Bruce> : I bet whoever is going to fire you is a jew. Jews always do that kind of crap. I mean after 2000 years they still hold to some retarded kosher laws. How stupid do you have to be? The answer, slightly less stupid than Christians who belive in more retarded aspects.
<Bruce> : Nokia if you are hiring pick me!!!!!! I have common sense and while it might not look like it I do have a bit of style. I could have totally prevented you from looking like a retard in your design of some recent phones and the paperweight you call n-gage.
You know you can save millions by dumping that crap. You have too many ads on tv and the web and it dulls me. Maybe that is killing my brain.
<robert> : there were a total of THREE farkers and 2 SBBGirls who went to that thing last friday. oh boy. I missed out. And hey, please link to as many down with america, I love terrorists, jailbait porn, priest/minister little boy porn and animals humping each other websites as possible today. I can't go through with this anymore. if i'm going down, I'm going down in flames
<Bruce> : Awesome Sac is the town huh? I can not belive I forgot all about it until I just hit fark today. They really went all out for us.
<robert> : I would have gone. But I was too busy drawing A NEW COMIC YES. IT IS ROFL LOL LOL ROFL LOL OLO ROFL LOLLERSKATES LOLLIPOPS FUNNY.
<robert> : downstairs, there's a 5 foot christmas tree that is pretty well lit. Right behind it is a poster that's been there ever since I got here. It says, in nice big bold letters, "CONSERVE ENERGY." PINK SLIP NOW. UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK PLEASE.
<Bruce> : Robert are you stupid? Any bulbs on a Xmas tree is free energy it does not count against you. So technically if we have enough Xmas trees with lights we would never need coal power again.
<ut> : god damn chinks, i hate sand monekies
<ut> : three farker including retro crush from sac25. 2 SBB girls? 2??? Kim is hot, but the other girl is black, boo
<robert> : Since when did this site become the official site for the Sacramento kkk? haha. don't blame me. And despite all the hate, I'm pretty sure our reader ratio of tree huggers to Hummer lovers is imbalanced towards the former and not the latter.
<Bruce> : I LOVE JEWS!!! They are H O T! Natalie Portman and Brooke Burke put those two Joos together and you got a PARTY! I do not hate jooews. I love them. Oh yea. They are hot stuff. It is hard to say more.
<robert> : i'm glad bruce cleared that up. ----> party party
<Bruce> : Darkies rock. I like Halle Berry and Tyra Banks. That silky chocolate skin, oh yea, creamy. Hate? Not here.
<robert> : Guess what. I heard that the city needs new construction workers to dig ditches. I recommend Bruce. Because once he digs a hole, he just keeps digging and digging and digging. Anyone ever see the seinfeld episode where George doesn't want to be thought of as a racist so he tries to find a black guy to be his friend? This is like that, except worse. haha. Please respond with more remarks that would make Jesse Jackson look sane.
<Bruce> : I rock like that. Old people should be shot cause they smell bad and look ugly.
<robert> : I like the idea of old people being shot, but wouldn't that just make them smell even funnier and, if shot in the right place, make them even uglier?
<Bruce> : QUIT QUESTIONING ME JEW BOY!
<robert> : my secret identity has been revealed! Happy Hannukah everybody!
<Bruce> : Jews can learn from Chinks. Chink eat any thing that moves or does not move they are like pigs.
<robert> : so what's the over/under on number of Heidi Klum/Lucky baby jokes today? ---- I like how this site sits in my taskbar as "Datafox - Groping Bo..." Thanks again. ---- This is the best chat transcript with a survivor ever. Jon was on Howard Stern today as well, but I don't remember anything about it.
<robert> : * C H O K E D *
<Bruce> : Oh today is a bad day for Boktai.
<robert> : oh nos the colors are back! PLUS THE GREATNESS THAT IS MY COMIC HAS RETURNED WITH A NEW STRIP FOR TODAY. I have only gotten postive responses on how great it is and I plan on doing it for the rest of my life!
<Bruce> : So does that mean no more updating my web iste if you are becoming a full time cartoonist?
<timmy> : oh yeah, I submitted VOR to a film festival a while ago.
<ut> : i still have yet to see your last film
<timmy> : that's a shame, it's really good.
<ding_ding> : fark fark fark fark!
<timmy> : Thunder Valley, tomorrow: Monday, sometime. Who's in? Who's in?
<12.72.150.70 left it blank> : 12.72.150.70 left it blank
<slade> : sorry. won't be able to make it on monday.
<Bruce> : The following is a txt msg I got I have typed it word for word.
Half Heart for life(would like to put a noose round my neck): I WANT A GAME CUBE h:19166300960
From: alert@mobile.msn.com
Awesome huh? Sound like some spam but on my PHONE!?!?! Oh who ever sent this would get killed by me. They would be lucky to just get a noose around their neck.
<robert> : why did ctown drop stackhouse???? THAT IS SUICIDE. sczerbiak I understand, but stackhouse?? nooooo.
<Bruce> : Cause he is dead weight. Bastard is crippled too long. Now I am sure he will get well and come back to screw me over. Garnett Sweepstakes over yet?
<robert> : It was a big scam! there is no garnett contest! Nobody wins!
<Bruce> : The Psyman is having a Magic tourney today he is giveing out free Magic card boosters too. First guy came. EXCITING!
I have left over minutes in fantasy, that is bad right? That curry guy is lazy for not playing.
<Bruce> : NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! SCAM!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!
Oh well no big deal since I was in second place. That worland guy was doing worse.
<robert> : wtf. why wasn't I invited. TOO SCARED??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????///////////////////////////??????????
Earthquake.
Anybody else see the end of the Saints - Jaguars game yesterday? biggest choke ever. The Saints pull off this amazing 3 lateral 80 yard last second touchdown to bring them within 1, and then the kicker misses the extra point by a mile. HAHAHAH.
<robert> : hahaha. i am so l33t
<Bruce> : I can not read that, I understand nothing. Oh well my loss.
Cause you are not cool enough. But I am sure if you come now and bring your cards they will kindly laugh at your oldness.
<spider-robert> : How do I played magic?
<bruce> : I think you lick cards and do camel toes.
<robert> : god damn these colors are gay. --- I would also like to add that the kicker that missed the extra point hasn't missed a extra point kick since 1993. This was his first miss in 10 years. hahah
<Bruce> : Colors are cool, hippie cool.
<kkk> : sterotyping. Why doesn't the gay guy at my office recycle his bottles? He buys soda all the damn time, and everytime he just tosses the bottle in the trash. I think I understand his actions now.
I've always sterotyped gay people as tree hugging save the environment type of people, but now that I think about it, tree huggers are more likely to be bible thumping fag haters, and gay people are all about mass consumption and preaching acceptance and watching out for #1.
and by #1, I mean watching out for the golden shower when a gay man is screwing another. true dat.
I kid. Watch the new school gays. They buy designer clothes, always try to look good, and are always so fresh and so clean like they stepped out from a shower.
And by shower, I mean golden shower.
What kind of tree hugger has ever been clean? So gays aren't Tree Huggers, but they are predominately liberal! The paradox! I still don't understand!
Why did I write this? This makes no sense! God damn the gays!
<robert> : ok ok ok ok. I have only played this game for 10 minutes, but I like it. http://english.spgame.com/spMain.asp Koreans rule!
<robert> : took em long enough : gunbound.net has finally been blocked by websense under "games" ---- The test build of Firebird 0.8 can potentially nuke your hard drive when you uninstall. owned.
<Bruce> : But not this site right? I hope if this gets blocked it is under hate.
<robert> : nah. the websense people are probably all KKK members anyway. they love this site almost as much as they love inbreeding
<Bruce> : Inbreeding is very popular among royality.
<robbbb> : what am i doing?
<kkk> : this whitey at work treats the terrorist in the adjacent cube like a 6 year old. She said Merry Christmas to him, but then immediately took it back.
She then asked him if he celebrated Christmas in *INSERT COUNTRY* and he said no, but he said he understands that merry christmas is a general term used by people here. Then she spent a good minute explaining to him what Christmas is as if she was offended that he thinks of christmas as a term and not OMG JESUS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATE PARTY FOR JESUS I LOVE JESUS.
<Bruce> : So is that what people call love?
<robert> : yes no what maybe
<Bruce> : Have I mentioned how your work place owns so much?
<robert> : owns like nothing else. ------- I noobed up this joint by nuking a couple tables and laying it out with css. I hope your retard browsers can handle the l33tness.
<Bruce> : Looks like there is no change. It sucks.
<Bruce> : Wishing everyone a great day and nothing says Xmas like underage anime girls dressed all sexxed up.
<ut> : merry x.... awww i'm too f-ing late
<robert> : That is the most horrible thing I've ever seen. I mean the html bruce did, not the picture. -- permission to nuke captain
<Bruce> : Send it back to the stone age lieutenant.
<ututut> : hahahha. oh, since you guys are talking about html, can you change the link from bonelessrips to http://www.xanga.com/youtea ? thanks
<Bruce> : Greatest Pic of 2003. No doubt. WARNING! 553k in size!
<robert> : just one of those days. going home early now. Pink slip day? possibly!! You'll have to wait to find out!!!
<robbbert> : Only 12 more hours of 2003 left; how will you remember this eventful year?
I will look back on 2003 as the year that I chokedmultiple millions of times
<Bruce> : I will think about how I am in school even though I am so old.
<timmy> : hey. my place this NYE, at 8-9 o'clock
<robert> : Considering then tone of this page, The first message of the year should be some kind of race bashing statement. I guess that will be my job.
I hate all you spics,sandmonkeys,darkies,gooks,jews,brits,nazis,patriots,japs,chinks,commies,canucks, and any other race I forgot. go back to where you came from.
Happy 2004
<robert> : whew. glad we got that out of the way. I highly doubt there will be any more racist dialogue from now until 2005.
this is cool. I think the first thing I'd wonder is why my bowl is stuck to the damn table. They've got to do this with clam chowder in restaurants.
<Bruce> : Wooo CLAM COWDER ROCKS!!!!! Yea I gues since he said all that I can not do any racial stuff, our quota is up.
<robert> : oops. background : Yahoo mail and all other webmail is blocked at work by websense, but I know my way around it.
This morning when I got here, I printed out one of my emails off of yahoo. I forgot about it and left it at the printer until now. I just walked by the printer (which is in a high traffic area), saw it and said "oh shit" . I wonder how many people saw the big huge "yahoo mail" graphic on the printer and said "wait? wtf is this? I thought no webmail!" haha. AND it's got my full NAME on it. hahaha. Pink slip! pink slip!
<Bruce> : So Robert, are you a smooth operator now?
Hey where did the kitty come from? The tiny one in the bottom right corner?
<robert> : olo!
<robert> : today's new trade : WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
<robert> : Sometimes I sit around and think that I am never going to amount to anything in my life. And then I come up with great ideas like this.
MY COMPUTER'S NEW NAME : OBSOL33T
It's unoriginal, but who cares. --- WOWarcraft leaked. whatever. --- sobo misses out
<Bruce> : Wow nebu is totally crazy.
<...> : If you add R to OBSOL33T, it becomes ROB SO L33T.
<sobo> : the sad part is i recognize that sign and i conciously decided not to attend
<timmy> : how fucking drunk do you have to be to dangle your friend from childhood over a crocodile in las vegas? Wait, I'm mixing up celebrity gossip. Fucking britney irwin.
<robert> : ... : u r gay
sobo : what was it? asian opression rally?
timmy : 04 just started, and it already looks like it's gonna be one f'ed up year of retard celebrities.
<robert> : stupid fucks : I just read an article by some idiot about The Apprentice. I don't know where he learned how to review shows, but I think it's common courtesy TO NOT SPOIL THE ENTIRE EPISODE. He starts by describing the 2 teams, then says what their mission is. That's fine. And then he starts off the next paragraph with "Team X wins." Thanks Robert P. Laurence, may you rot in hell you fucking idiot.
<Bruce> : Courtesy is too much to ask for online.
<robert> : ROMERO UPDATE! : our favorite fucked up game developer not only was in rocklin, ca. over the holidays, but he imported his bride from romania! he was here http://www.arena1337.com playing games. we could've mugged him. or at least warezed his software in front of his face.
<Mikkle> : The Shack owns j00
<Jackson> : I am really a true black man...I swear!
<KLERCKSLOVER> : I HATE ALL NIGGERS! THEY STINK
<KLERCKSLOVER> : I HAET AL NIGERS B/C TH3Y STINK AND SMOK3 2 MUCH CRAK
<aasdasd> : I HAET AL NIGERS B/C TH3Y STINK AND SMOK3 2 MUCH CRAKI HAET AL NIGERS B/C TH3Y STINK AND SMOK3 2 MUCH CRAKI HAET AL NIGERS B/C TH3Y STINK AND SMOK3 2 MUCH CRAK
<robert> : Thanks to whoever from the shack (4.8.207.186) posted that huge (400Kb+, now edited down) nice racist comment to the site. We really like it when people contribute! Doesn't it suck that your 5 minutes of holding down ctrl+v got deleted in less than 3 seconds?
<Bruce> : I wonder if they were trying to be funny or just wanted to express their stupidity. Ether way more power to you thanks for helping keep the word alive!
<Bruce> : Boston Ballerz is offering me FC - Kurt Thomas (NYK) for G - Jamal Crawford (CHI). Yes or no? I have no idea who they are. I just know forward would be good for me.
<robert> : hell no
<robert> : after yesterday's nice little immature outbreak, I've capped the size of messages here to 1000 characters. Anything more forwards you to the definintion of dumbass on urbandictionary. Maybe I should set it to goatsecx instead
<reebert> : DareDevil : D-. Holy crap that was bad. the fighting was ass, especially Afflecks. The jumping from buildings with the obvious wire work looked retarded. And the story was garbage. Jon Favreu was good, and Jennifer Garner was ok, but Affleck ruined it. Worse than Kill Bill? Maybe.
American Splendor : C+. I'm not sure what I was watching. The 1 hour and 45 minutes of movie were too short to contain harvey's life. Either run it 3 hours long and expand, or run it the same and contract. It has it's moments, but overall, it's just not an insanely interesting movie as the critics have claimed. I'd probably enjoy the comic a lot more.
<robert> : this is cool : Bill Walton 619-294-9085
<Robert> : Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo. Channel 31, 8pm, Friday.
The Apprentice - It was good. But I spent the first 1:15 minutes saying FUCK YOU Robert P. Laurence. stupid bitch ruined the whole thing. I knew the ladies were going to pull that shit, and it's all because of that faggot Robert P. Laurence. but um, some of them ladies are good looking, the black lady is scary looking, and the asian lady is a fucking moron.
<Bruce> : I think going to school or work depresses the immune system and makes you more vunerable to illness and pain.
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I belive aliens have hurt my throat and I will seek revenge on them.
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pete rose is boring wish they would quit bothering us about him. I think most people quit caring about baseball 10 years ago.
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Hmmmmm tuna seered rocks.
<Bruce> : Peace never lasts long. Mom and dad took a trip to take Sobo back to Irvine, me thinking that rocks assumed life would not blow, silly me, life still blows. My crazy grandma knows how to make any situation suck.
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Oh yea I am too good at missing school days missed two classes in a row. I want to blame my illness or lack of sleep but I think me not caring is number one on the list.
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It sounds interesting to have a pet. I would want one that bugs others. That sounds cool.
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Am I stupid? Oh yea. Stayed up watching tv shows. It must be the sleep depression cause I wasted my time watching a show I had written off a while ago.
<Bruce> : Futurama rocks, the dvd is a must buy on my list now. "She is built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro."
Also when Invader Zim comes out that will rock too. "ZIM, Do not use the time machine. Love, ZIM!"
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Do you ever feel like your life has amounted to nothing? Well your feelings are probably right. I am pretty sure no one matters.
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nuclearturtle.com? brucefong.com? ownage1.com? So many choices and so much wasted on the idea. I bet whatever I pick it would be a waste of time and money cause I will hate it 10 seconds after I press submit.
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The new post limit is cool but makes me break up my super post of crap.
<robart> : I had a feeling 1000 characters was too little. And what are the chances that a spammer is going to come here again? 1%?
And wouldn't it be nice if I prompted to you that your post was too big before you got screwed? hahah
<robert> : http://www.konami.com/wwx/
<Bruce> : No, prompts are for losers well a nice char count area would be cool.
<robert> : count them yourself!
<ut> : HOT
<timmy> : does anyone think nudity takes away from comedy? Like including it distracts you from the funny stuff because you're going "wow tits"?
<timmy> : Japanese Beetle is back?! Since August?! Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?! I dislike that they're rebooting the story, I miss the Kremlina/Ken relationship.
<Bruce> : Nope sometimes it is funny too like when you see that horrible underground comedy commericals. Hahaha I like looking at that strange kitty.
<ut> : its eyes are blue-green, and it has no legs
<robert> : HEE HEE HEE
<timmy> : This kid is cool
<timmy> : same article for Non-AOL users
<Bruce> : I just heard Wesley Clark speak and I swear he sounds like bush.
<robert> : They talked about survivor all-stars on tv today, and after they "revealed" all the contestants, they mentioned that Burnett chose the people he thought were the most exciting. I call BS. Such a crock.
<robert> : I recommend today's Howard Stern (alt.binaries.howard-stern). Howard turned 50 today and had Dave Letterman and Triumph as guests (plus some unfunny dude named colin quinn) ..-..- alias was ok yesterday, and the surreal life was great. vanilla ice is crazy, and ron jeremy is a funny bastard.
<Bruce> : Underworld: C It is an ok movie at best. It adds one new interesting idea in the the vampire myth I had never heard before but the plot is scatterbrained. Acting sucked for most of the people there and fighting was not as packed as the Blade series.
So sleepy? Yep that is me.
<august> : The funniest potshot at Wesley Clark I know of described him as "Hillary Clinton's cavalry horse."
<Bruce> : Hahaha yep she needs one. Clark is definitly not suited to be president he is a long shot created by the Clintons to try and cement themselves in, kind of like keeping the seat warm for them.
<robert> : Get that god damn politics crap off this webpage. Politics suck! ---- in other politics news : Angel Bush + Peace Bush
<Bruce> : Fine be that way. In other news I rather not be at school. I am bored and my tummy is filled with food I should not have eaten. I need a smoothie.
<robert> : get that god damn school crap off this webpage. Schools suck! ----
<Bruce> : Ok then I will talk about some fine phillies I saw to day. Super hos. Hoes that get my mojo working like no business.
<august> : Edit: stupid joke.
<Bruce> : Comps in this room have been on all night. Free power rocks!
<ep> : bored? try this at your desk. Lift your right foot off the ground and make clockwise circles. Now try to make counterclockwise circles with your right hand.
<Bruce> : That is if I can remember clock and counter clockwise.
Robert:
klerek should put that on his resumes from now on. That is like brilliant.
Did you want the product of that link or am I supposed to die using it before you get it?
I just finished it before I left the house so no testing yet.
<robert> : it should be psymon tested. Supposedly it is ownage.
<robert> : Tyra Banks said her music video (!) is coming out next month. I do not understand. It's like britney doing something other than posing for magazines.
I'm braindead.
<Bruce> : Roger Wilco, Robert. Tyra thinks she can sing? There should be laws against people who are models or singers from entering other entertainment professions like acting.
<robert> : you know it dogg!
<Psymon> : Unreal Tornament II Expanded Multplayer: D+ The game is so good that I could not play any of it. Like it thinks its better then me. The game wouldn't load up. But I have to say the art game looks terrific from pictures I saw. But I thought the game play was a little rusty not being to play and all. So thats why I give it a D+.
<robert> : best game ever.
<Bruce> : Yep, no doubt. I have no idea what went wrong but it seems to hate my vid card cause the error specified a problem with D3D. I am just wondering if I should have been bothered to patch it at all then.
<robert> : patching is for losers. is there a run in safe-mode command?
<Bruce> : I have no idea I did not look up much on it. I just ran it like 3 times and all three times it sucked. I will install it again and try some more after all it is not like I care to do much else anyways. Read school books? Nonsense.
<Bruce> : So sleepy. Will not get home till 6:30 or so today. Gimpy.
<robert> : nuke XMP. it is not worth it. ||||||| It is thursday and there is no survivor. it is thursday but there is apprentice, which is cool, but I want survivor damnit. |||| I sort of am attempting to write a Mozilla Extension, but the thing I want to do is complicated (which is probably why nobody's done it yet). It's like I'm going in for heart surgery on my first try. I've already killed off at least 3 mozilla installs, but my 4th is stable. I'm going for the kill!
<Bruce> : Wait, wait, wait you are workign on mozilla crap instead of making my page more offensive? You bastard!
<Bruce> : I just realized
is looking at the kitty funny. is such a queer.
<robert> : Do not Worry. I"ve run in to a brick wall and am already giving up. Here is my progress so far. looks like ownage.
<ROBERT> : SECRET COMMANDS ACTIVATED!
<Bruce> : FORGET WHAT I SAID. DUDE THAT ROCKS!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?
<robert> : it's not obvious? it's the findcanceldevicecancelOHSHI extension.
<Bruce> : Whoa, that sounds them fancy there.
<Bruce> : Hahahahahahaha now that I re-read my own post I get it. Ah the joys of crappy tags?
<ep> : robert, i uploaded two new smily faces that i stole somewhere. they should be in the image directory. file names are finger.gif and finger2.gif
<AzNrObErT> : to aznxb0i9 : I HOPE YOU DIE BY CRASHING YOUR HONDA CIVIC IN TO A TREE WHILE I'M CHASING YOU WITH MY SHOTGUN. THEN I CAN YELL AT THE TREE "WHY U KS??? WHY U KS???"
oh. and COCKBOAT
<timmy> : Evangelion Live Movie conept art. What I want to know is are they renaming Azuka "Kate Rose" or is that the actress playing her? Either way, you get to see what she would looks like non-anime style.
<Bruce> : Ahhhh thanks AzNr0bErT for reminding me the joys of multiplayer gaming.
<robert> : I want to play cool multiplayer games again. gunbound has too many morons. --==-0==0=-9=0 Today's homo moment : singing THe Darkness when I woke up this morning
<Bruce> : The Darkness, is The Suck. Well not really just blah.
<robert> : LET'S START THIS WEEKEND BS. PROGRESS REPORT : 0% DEV 0% DESIGN
<robert> : SATURDAY EVENING PROGRESS REPORT : 1% DEV 0% DESIGN
<ut> : I love the darkness, you know you'd be singing it too. show off your pride by blastin' it through your honda civic. rainbow rocket baby
<Psymon> : Its 2:45 AM playing a weird game called Priston Tale. Like Ragnarok online bu worse.
<robert> : oh nos!
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<robert> : MONDAY NIGHT PROGRESS REPORT : 1% DEV 0% DESIGN. WEEKEND = FAILURE
<Bruce> : It sounds like a success. I am docking your pay for the next quarter now. I might even make your pay crap from M&Ms to smarties.
<robert> : that's what I get for working for a chink / that's what you get for hiring a chink ======= yes
<Bruce> : No!!!!!!!! I got screwed!!! Yea, next time hire an Indian.
<Bruce> : Is it just the UCD IEs that have a problem with this page? It seems like the left hand bar shows up as all code overlapping the posts.
<Bruce> : Kandy was going to trade me Carlos Arroyo and Antoine Walker for Jerry Stackhouse and Jamal Crawford. I rejected it but I wonder if I was stupid. I bet on stupid.
<timmy> : The british are fucked up
<robert> : the correct decision was to not make the trade. === olde ==== fucking isp wouldn't let me connect all of yesterday night. so i played wario ware. that game will never get old.
<robert> : I'm not really a fan of retro shoes, but I enjoy the concept of Nike's AirForceOne Yearofthemonkey editions : pic pic
<Bruce> : Have I ever mentioned before how often you score in life?
<Bruce> : Stupid me, but I forgot to ask in the previous post, are those shoes serious? If so I think I might want one. Moneky pride and all.
<robert> : yes. but they're an Asia exclusive, so your only shot is ebay
<Bruce> : Once again the man has screwed me over. Read about the new Nintendo DS? Sounds like madness. Nintendo is really high right now. Two screens? 128MB of ram? 2 cpus? Whoa sounds insane not to mention the batt life probably would be crap and I think it might be freaky to hold. I think this should have been more like a replacment for the GBA instead of an addtion cause that is just too much crap going on.
<Bruce> : Pink
<robert> : you think the man has screwed you over?? I STILL couldn't get online yesterday. I tried again this morning before work and it still didn't work. Then they taunted me on the radio when I heard the vlade divac commercial for o1 (my modem pool) communications. danm you divac! Don't side with the enemy!
<Bruce> : HAHAHAHA!!! Awesome he just flipped you off. Ok in other news Happy new year and such. I was makign a card but guess what? I GOT HOME AT 8PM WEDS!!! Today I will get home at 8-9PM because of a group project. OH there should be laws against having to be at school from 7AM-8PM.
<robert> : thanks for the warning. looks like stowetel just put on their website that they've switched modem pools to some new guys. o1 was pretty fast, I wonder if i'm going lanset speed now :(
<Bruce> : lanset must bring you so many memories.
<robert> : ditch your group. for religious reasons. then bring them red envelopes. you will be forgiven.
<Bruce> : Bribes own. So you are at work refreshing this page ever 20 minutes?
<robert> : yes. every 20 minutes; give or take 19 minutes
<Bruce> : Sweet, so when do you get off work? I am supposed to be typing and reading real crap but I am reading fark forums.
<robert> : I get off when I feel like the torture can't go on any longer.
<Bruce> : Reading that, I am finding it very hard not to laugh in front of two people here who are also in the room with me.
<Bruce> : I am wasting my time reading low brow here. That is also quite funny.
<robert> : go troll somewhere. that is entertaining. and the school ip address means almost no repercussion!
<robert> : Ha Seung-Jin, 18, a 7-foot-4, 325-pounder from South Korea, is working out in Los Angeles to get ready for the NBA Draft. Sports Illustrated reports he's learning English, but so far knows only two phrases: "Damn, you're fine" and "You're really hot."
<Bruce> : I tried but I suck at trolling I blame it on the too long of threads. Wow he knows a lot. He needs to learn, "I am rich," "Shut up ho" and "More money."
<timmy> : Robotmedia this Saturday. 8pm. Chem 194. I'm driving there straight from whatever Chinese New Year thing my family has planned.
<robert> : did the movie turn out ok?
<timmy> : It seems like it, I'm a little worried about the audio peaking when people are shouting.
<robert> : cool : http://www.dolphin-emu.com/index.php
<Bruce> : Haha I bet Nintendo will kill it in 5 seconds.
<robert> : i screwed myself again :(
<Bruce> : Hey ty, computer merchants called looking for you to help with a win xp roll out or migration in the SF area. Your contact is the retard bill hammond who called my FREAKING PHONE NUMBER! But he called a while ago and it is past time for the message now. So if you are thinking of shooting up smack or sucking a guy off more crack, blame that retard who did not notice my opening voice message that pointed out I am not ty.
His number is: 800 617 6172 ext. 4473
<robert> : what's the dillyo
<Bruce> : I ate Indian food again and I am pissed I did not eat all I could eat. Too spicy for me. That is what I get for trying something new. I get bit in the bottom.
<robert> : winna
<robert> : chinks rule!
<169.237.90.172 left it blank> : I knew I have seen that name somewhere.
So that proves that that is one crazy chink. At first glance I thought I might have been my uncle haha.
Oh yea great job Robert, love the counter.
<Bruce> : Darn can not edit my post here. Too many >s or something. Oh well.
<august> : Bruce, was that Raja's? I loved that place.
<robert> : hahahahah. that chink rules.
<Bruce> : Whoa how did you know I went there? ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?!?! Yep I went there, trying something new and all. Kind of weird being the only person there alone and the only person who had no ability to eat hot foods. Everything was spicy except for the wings, pudding and bread. I ate 4 bowl of pudding and had 4 cups of water to cool my burning mouth and after all of that my lips still felt like fire.
<robert> : posting from a mac. this is weird
<august> : Pudding does not work. Next time, try cycling between bread, water and basmati rice. I also have a problem with spicy foods, but I have a weakness for tikka masala and naan.
<august> : Actually, my original intent was to treat you guys out to Ashoka's of La Jolla, but I figured something more conservative was in order. No Indian, no seafood. What am I to do next time?
<august> : I know, Forever Fondue. All the cheese you can eat!
<ut> : I put tobasco sauce in my chili. mmmm, spicy food.
Relating to that chink post. I say if someone is old enough to make money, he is old enough to buy Vice City. Limiting teens on buying video games is bull shit. It's for our children? Do the children's parent care? If they dont, why should the government do? If the parents do care, then they cant buy the game in the first place. We have more important issue than what kind of videogames we play, like burning the church.
<Bruce> : Hahaha cheese gums up my system. Me being the only one of us who seems to have a lactose intolerance.
<Bruce> : Actually gum sounds cool. Too bad SD is like a lifetime away. Coming back for Spring?
<august> : Do I have a choice? I already booked my tickets.
<Bruce> : We all have choices just that we might not want to make them. I am sure you could stay if you wanted just that you would be wasting the money that you used on the tickets. Since you are comign back how about we go to a place up here to eat? Try a nice German place or something. Davis has a good Austrian Bakery.
<robert> : holla4y9pj oow rm owr somebody buy this
<august> : Assuming I do not fall ill again, that would be fine.
<Bruce> : I assume SD makes a person weak?
<august> : 'Tis the fortunes of school.
<Bruce> : leiberman and clark are such retards. I do not think they can count or understand how people think. Kerry actually seems to be a very good pick, the Dean media coverage blinded me to who would be the real choice. I think if Kerry wins the nomination we will see Edwards get the vp nod. Dean would be a horrible choice 2 yanks is a bad idea.
<robert> : stupid noobs. *()$)%*)$(*%)( I enjoyed knives.mpeg 246357357q357q357 Only 3 days untilthe SuperBowlSURVIVORRRRRRRR. Thursdays shall rule once more!
<Bruce> : Is work driving you crazy Robert? You are spewing more insanities than me.
<robert> : what are you talking about? --- SURVIVOR + APPRENTICE, OMG, BEST THURSDAYS EVER
<Bruce> : Oh my gosh you replied in like 15 seconds. You do have no life at work. Hey check for arnold's pic on thewall or something.
<Bruce> : Oh yea Thursdays suck without Scrubs. Scrubs owns! Like wonzor owns. Survivor is overrated trash.
<Bruce> : Good gosh Robert can I have Kevin Garnet? I just lost to one of the lower teams. Look like half my roster was afk. Oh the humanity!
<robert> : Because you just said survivor was trash, NO GARNETT FOR YOU! =0=-5034-05=-035- and it was about 3 minutes damnit not 15 seconds.
<robert> : olo!
<Bruce> : Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have screwed myself again! When will I ever learn from my mistakes.
<robert`> : 1st reply to bruce
<robert> : that reply was 2minutes, 24 seconds. new record
<Bruce> : Whoo!!!!
<robert> : that took you nearly 9 minutes. this one is about 15 minutes. haha. ---------------------- Anyway, I upgraded the editlastpost page to allow editing of posts that contain "--" now. It was a simple fix. I changed the code so that instead of just using split once, and returning, it splits, returns info, and then recombines the tail end of the data. blahhhh
<Bruce> : You confused me. It all read like blahhhhhh.
<timmy> : plus Kerry is willing to swear in public
<sobo> : i am so horrible with people. outside i saw this person i recognized and i kept thinking, "where is he from? ok, let's see. is he from that club..." Then he says, "Hi Wesley." and i look again and say "Hi Jin."
<Bruce> : Do not worry about it, gooks all look alike.
<robert> : i forgot to mention that when I took that aol pick your president thing, I got 100% lieberman. hahah
<Bruce> : Whoa I could not get here about an hour ago. In other news I think I hate white mushrooms now.
<robert> : 13 seconds! except it wasn't a reply!
<Bruce> : That is cheating.
<Bruce> : Hahaha ahhhhh I are stupid. Actually when I was posting that I did not see yours before mine.
<Bruce> : worland will not accept my trade of Iverson and Kobe for Snow.
<robert> : what a fool
<Bruce> : You should have collected the gray davis pic when you had the chance I am sure that is to become a collectors item some day.
<robert> : maybe I did!!!!!!!!@#!!!1111111
<Bruce> : Kandy has offered:
F - Antoine Walker (DAL)
for:
GF - Jerry Stackhouse* (WAS)
Bad or good?
<robert> : for 40 bonus points in the survivorallstarsofficial fantasy league, I think a definite lock is picking richard getting naked. you heard it here first! haha
<Bruce> : Worland has offered:
F - Joe Smith (MIL)
for:
C - Yao Ming (HOU)
I have never seen anything more insulting than this in a while.
Been watching 5 min of the superbowl now and it is so worthless.
<sobo> : i think i dislocated my thumb today. hammered it back in with a hammer, i guess i will have a doctor check it in july 2005.
<robert> : Welcome to the club sobo. Repairing yourself owns.
<robert> : survivor thoughts. if you missed it, don't read this damnit. The encore is on tuesday
+ Richard, RobM, Rudy
- Sue, JennaL
What was Jenna doing during the challenge? Riding the raft? Yikes. The raft isn't heavy enough! get on top! haha.
olo at kathy for not using her glasses to help start the fire
Of course red won. They've got 5 men (tom,rob,rob,alicia,sue).
Of course yellow lost. They've got 3 weak women, an aging Rudy, and rupert, just 1 month removed from survivor 7. not exactly physical challenge capable.
<robert> : 2 more things : I attack with my nipplninjastar for 10 damage. : romero got married.
<Bruce> : Davis rocks:
Note: The campus Distributed Authentication services technical issues which are causing degraded service and unavailable periods for all Dist-Auth web services. These include among others:
MyUCDavis
Geckomail
SisWeb
At this time there is no ETA for a solution. More information is available at the IET Outages Page.
Romero rocks. Is it to that whore of his or some new person who decided to mooch? I am surprised that his game has made enough money for him to be in the black if that is the case. I do not hate the game I just think the market was small and therefore not too many buyers.
Raining to class is the suck.
<robert> : it's the 18 year old romanian girl! -- and rain isn't that bad as long as it's not windy too. Damn wind blows the rain under my damn umbrella
<Bruce> : What Romanian? //////// Dang you all for having umbrellas! I do not have one.
<robert> : Romania. oops. i mean www.brides.ru. haha
<Bruce> : Ohhhhhhhh.
<robert> : how much do you guys pay now for your great dsl service?
<Bruce> : Cool get new service that will suck less than my current one.
<Bruce> : Oh yea Robert Monkeyshine is hiring now. So you have Blizzard and Monkeyshine both looking for cheap labor.
I assume that nebu and killcreek were both fired and therefore there are job openings at those two companies. What a score huh? If you get Blizzard fyou can leak crap if you go to Monkeyshine you can stare at Romero's awesome hair.
<timmy> : Damn, Demolition Racing for the Dreamcast is a really fun game.
<Bruce> : Pineapple and onions on a pizza is pretty good.
<robert> : 10:33AM count : 82
<Bruce> : As of 11:11 I only have 69.
<robert> : the suspense is killing me! 89! --- mohomohomoho
<Bruce> : It is 3:47PM now and I have 91! Yea me.
<Bruce> : I think I should retire now. For some reason I read the name Grace and the name Cindy popped out of my mouth.
<Bruce> : Log on problems:
Distributed Authentication related services (MyUCDavis, Geckomail, modem pool, etc.) are experiencing technical server issues. At this time there is no ETA. We will update as soon as more information is available.
Two times in a week? What a score. I guess it is not UCD's fault. At least not totally, I bet mydoom has a play in this but if the admins were not silme molds I bet this would not be such a problem.
<ut> : http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/mc.html
<robert> : 179. when does this end? --- what's more sad : Dennis Kucinich's late night tv debut will be on Kilborn tonight, or that Kilborn has nobody better than Dennis Kucinich to be on his show tonight.
<Bruce> : It is like ended. It was supposed to end in 24 hours but I slept. Here I am at 2:35AM checking Yahoomail and I have 146. So you win. It is conclusive, your wang is bigger.
<Bruce> : ZERO MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<robert> :i am the weiner. zero mission means we all win
<robert> : I don't know what is going on, but last night at around 5:30, I tuned in to 93.7 and they were playing Howard Stern. What is going on? A 24 hour Howard Stern station would be most excellent
<Bruce> : I am carrying on the tradition we started 2 years ago by eating at strange new places and weird new foods. I went to "Orange Hut" today. Over priced crap, not worth it.
<timmy> : well doesn't howard stern start really early in the morning so it can reach as many people going to work as possible?
<robert> : yes yes. 4 hours of live. 20 hours of the best of reruns. all the yummys. ---- I like the quiznos commercials. and this site
<robert> : hey, it's working again.
<robert> : and on that note -> TODAY IS survivor+apprentice+zero mission day. yay yay yay
<robert> : my favorite rumor about survivor allstars is that Richard has a box of matches shoved up his ass. hahah.
<Bruce> : Wow um that is interesting. Sick.
<Ps-mon> : I'm in class doing physics class work surfing the web.
<Bruce> : When did you get a comp in there?
<robert> : wow. psymon is ready for college -------- next time you have a physics test, just post the problem here! ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Bruce> : Yep any one of us can help you fail.
<Psymon> : What is a vector? A) magnitude B)distance C)magnitude and distance D)purple moneky dishwasher
<Bruce> : It is super secret answer E. Screw it all and smoke crack.
<sobo> : physics is for losers. calculus sucks as well. Newton was a hack.
<timmy> : Vector is the way Russians say Victor.
<august> : It is anything you wish. Honestly, I can recall three different and sligthly conflicting definitions posited by various instructors.
<ut> : sobo is correct, check!
<robert> : why the hell am i still here?
<Bruce> : At work or living on Earth?
<ep> : when your password no longer works, its time to pee.
<timmy> : every time is a time to pee
<Bruce> : Aware? Kinda.
As of whatever time it is now I have beaten Metroid Zero Mission on Normal in under 3 hours that unlocked 'hard' mode. Hard mode is harder. I die faster now.
Good game, A for Metroid Zero Mission. Only faults are that it is too short and too much bastard back tracking.
<ep> : Losts in Translation - I lack the attention span to watch this movie and ended up watching it in three sittings. Bill Murray's character reminded me of him in Groundhog's Day, when he becomes totally depress. The movie has its funny moments but I doubt too many people will really like this movie. It takes its time developing the characters. There is no plot, it's simply a movie about two people who are stuck in a hotel and have nothing better. Watching the movie reminded me of some reality tv show that I can't think of the show name right. (+) That chick from Scary Movie plays an airhead actress who starts in a movie with Keanu Reeves. (-) the ending and the beginning. C-
<ep> : Medallion: Jackie Chan's character dies then comes back. The characters in the movie are annoying, why can't they all
<ep> : 28 Days Later: Some tree-hugging hippies break into a lab with infected penguins to try to set them free. The penguins fly out and infect the hippies. 28 Days later everyone is fucked, well almost everyone. Not really a true a zombie movie, in terms of human vs zombies. It becomes, 'Everyone's gone, I'm in charge and you are my Bitch. If you don't like it then DIE.' (+) There is a scene where a black zombie is chainned up by white army guys to see how long it takes the zombies to die. The black zombie eventually is freed by the 'good' guy and the black zombie guy fucks up everyone. (-) Not enough zombies. C
<ep> : Freddy vs Jason: It's like Scary Movie but it's suppose to be scary. I laughed every time someone died just because they deserved to die, except when Jason died that was sad. But then he came back and killed Freddy, which was also sad. But then HE came back. Blah blah blah. So who wins? You win, for not watching this movie. (+) The intro with Freddy, damn funny. 'They all forgot me... sniff sniff. Those fuckers forgot me... why???' HAHAHA (-) Some worthless people lived. C-
<august> : I watched Lost in Translation last Thursday; it had its moments. I found the pacing to be perfect for 10 p.m., but an afternoon matinee it is not. It deserved its Oscar nomination, but I thought the relationship between Aubrey and Maturin in Master and Commander was far more compelling than the transient understanding between Murray's Bob Harris and Charlotte. Of course, there is also that wonderful line from M&C, "Do you want to see the guillotine in Picadilly Circus? No!" LT: B-. M&C: A- for the crapaud bashing.
<robert> : Firefox! what a wack name
<Bruce> : What is a "fire fox?"
<august> : A corny Clint Eastwood movie?
<robert> : firefox
<999999999> : shut up
<999999999> : you are retarded
<Bruce> : I should have figured. I did not check after reading the post. I think the icon for this new release looks better.
<Bruce> : Getting Infernal Affairs 3 now.
<robert> : i blame bruce
<Bruce> : Weird, I have firebird, firefox, pheonoix, blah abl or whatever on comps here and seems as if I am not the only one using it. So queer.
<robert> : not only that, but it also has a virus on it that is spamming my email account.
<robert> : I AM HUNGRY LIKE A HIPPO! --------- scroll to the bottom. Anybody else think the right picture is easier to read than the left? the left looks blurry to me.
<Bruce> : You deserve some VD.
Hungry? Me sleepy!
You know it seems Eurdora 4 can del attachments too. If you had my tiny drive still you could be using that instead of outlook. I wonder what OE looks like now. I have not seen it since ver 5. Interesting....
Is it lazy to not install themes or am I just assuming they all suck?
<robert> : hey bruce : I am serious about the virus thing. fix that computer or get my email address off of there.
<Bruce> : Ok you are scaring me cause I got nothing coming up here.
<ut> : wtf? firebox? SETUP? wtf is that???
<ut> : firefox? virus? fill me in wabut
<robert> : a wacko computer kept sending me emails with Beef attachments. they all had Mad Cow in them. but i was hungry, so i ate it anyway
<Bruce> : Now I can honestly say Robert has holes in his head.
CJD is not 'crazy sexy cool' like Mad Cow is.
Ok the comp has killed the virus I looks all good. I am scanning now to check for more.
<robert> : hahaha. Just got my first virii today right now (12:21). it sent me message.exe.
<robert> : gay. upgraded to firefox at work. i get the damn same urlbar bug that i get at home.
<Bruce> : Haha cool cause according to the comp it was cleaned at 12:08PM or something.
Haha I wonder if it is a Robert thing because I am not getting it at all.
<robert> : it must be. nobody on the forums mentions it. I don't know why it happens to me here and at home. I don't use the same builds or preferences. i am just awesome with that bug.
<Bruce> : Hahaha yep and the virii.
<Bruce> : I do not understand the nightly builds of firefox still say firebird on them.
<robert> : i can't figure out a way to reproduce the bug either. it just happens sometimes, and then stops. i am not happy. i am going back to my old build.
<Bruce> : Sweet random bugs that can not be traced are the best kind. I am so stupid there was a zip file so I did not have to run a dumb installer but they do not link to it on the page. i have to do the ftp crap to get it. Using nightly firefox build now.
Oh yea digging the new icon.
<robert> : i will go try the official build considering I have nothing better to do here.
<robert> : :( no bug yet. my optimized builds have failed me------- simpsons movie : it will probably disapoint, but i want to see it.
<Bruce> : Yep no doubt the Simpsons have become crap not unlike most tv shows the people who are in it are lazy bastards and the writing team is even worse. friends is a great example. only 6 more episodes left? How lame can you be? They could at least finish a real season, not like their jobs are horrible and they do get 1mil per epi and I am sure some cut of the syndication fee.
<VOTE_BOT> : REMOVE KITTY? VOTE YES/NO
<ANON1> : I VOTE NO! THAT KITTY LOOKS MIGHTY TASTY!
<ut> : no on remove kitty, yes on adding pussy. the simpsons having a movie? let's go
<timmy> : It's time for Timmy's "whenever year I feel like it" Oscar bet. If Return of the King wins for both Best Picture and Best Director AND the asian dude wins best supporting actor, I will take out all people who RSVP for a day and time of my choice to dinner. I get to pick the restruant.
<Bruce> : Ok I am in. I bet LOTR wins but I have no idea about some asian freak on the ballot.
<robert> : Lost In Translation : WHERE THE HELL IS KEANU. DO NOT NAME DROP AND NOT DELIVER YOU WHORES. when the credits rolled and I realized there would be no neo, i cried. C-
<Bruce> : Hahaha good thing I did not watch it then. It sounds like a horrible waste of time. Voters in hollywood are all retarded. Oh yea how was the Mexico movie or you never finished it cause of the lack of subs? haha
<Bruce> : I should not take classes that require me to take a 6AM bus to get here I missed the same class twice this week. I am a good student.
<Bruce> : Should I read or post? Post, of course! I am going to install the newest ati drivers. I know the last ones messed me up but high hopes for these!
<Bruce> : You actually have a Firefox link here? You are quite high huh?
<robert> : i am in. i put ken watanabi's winning chance at 1.43%.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico : Speak English please. the Guns are cool, and ladies are nice, but it's still not awesome enough. C.
<robert> : bill murray was my favorite ghostbuster.
<robert> : rupert's idea on survivor yesterday was completely moronic. really man. c'mon. Jerri told Rupert what could possibly happen if they built it that way, and I'm willing to bet it will happen soon.
<Bruce> : Do you have the keyboard yet?
<robert> : shhh. keep it on the down low. word. bomb.
<Bruce> : Okay....
<timmy> : it's valentines day, I've got a girlfriend for the first time, and yet I am not excited. That's weird.
<80.231.148.4 left it blank> : jjk
<Bruce> : Old movies are almost NEVER on my mind but I ran accross a mention of of a super old movie. I am guessing it is like 50-60 years old. It does not matter how old it is just that the music sucks, total lack of SFX and color.
The movie is "The Day The Earth Stood Still." A super old sci-fi movie about first contact and how humans react. I think it s a very good story about humanity in the Cold War era and the nature of people in general. I think the drama was good but more than a bit of over acting. I would wish it was more watchable as in better music instead of that junk from the 50's plus real special effects like computer graphics.
The movie gets a B from me. I thougth it dragged at some points and I hate how the characters acted too weird at times that makes little sense to me. I also know no one else woudl want to watch this movie since it is B&W.
<robert> : WHERE'S MY FUNNY?
I went looking through my cd stacks for an app I needed, and came across JediKnight2. Since I never played it before, I thought I'd try it now.
Installation took 45 minutes. I guess the CD was scratched, but at least it works.
The game is ok so far. I am a cocky bastard who never saves, which means I die a lot and have to restart entire levels. Not fun. I'm a console whore now. I need save points to remind me to save.
I also have to sadly admit the game gives me motion sickness. I can't set the mouse speed just right. It either feels too quick or too slow no matter what I do.
Plus, those 2 years of counterstrike really fucked up my fps skills. I duck and fire without moving. It makes me want to cry.
<Bruce> : You should be crying. You sound like a wuss.
<Bruce> : I am here to proclaim I am the most retarded man on the planet. I played 6 WC3 games last night and won 1. Why? I would like to always blame my allies and in 3 cases that was exactly the case where one spent all his time getting money and another built towers in another's base to kill him oh and the last guy just felt like camping. The rest I think it is as much mine as anyone else since it is a 3v3 type of game I think this is sending a clear message to me to UNINSTALL THAT CRAP. I am sure WC3, if I keep playing it will lead to a heart attack for me. Does this qualify as a funny?
<Bruce> : Yea this is back.
<robert> : they should kill this site off. it's been on life support for the last 3 years.
- Kwod is playing "A Mad World" by Michael Andrews from the Donnie Darko soundtrack and touting it as new music. whatever dude.
- Donnie Darko is better than every movie I've seen in the last 2 months combined.
-- The girl who won Fear Factor last night broke the last standing rule of reality tv. The girl with the fakies never wins. Even in Paradise Hotel they didn't win. But somehow she won Fear Factor. Unbelievable.
<Bruce> : Never watched the evil bunny, probably never will.
There should be an online law where people who are comic writers should never, EVER show their real face or the real faces of anyone there they draw in the comic. It is a horrible thing to see.
H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E!
<robert> : VERY BUSY WATCHING STUFF LIKE THIS http://microgravity.grc.nasa.gov/balloon/blob.htm OOPS MY PINKY IS ON THE SHIFT BUTTON. OH WELL
<sobo> : now i know what my major is about
<robert.> : check out the time of my last post. 14:44:44. I am ownage.
<Bruce> : I am on a barfing roll again. Woo me. Ewww it sucks to see the colors that come out of my mouth. Excuse me, time to go again.
6 pages in one hour. I am so slow now that I am old.
<robert> : Nothing like a little vomit to start your day.
I realized yesterday my fakie theory was debunked long ago by Tina Wesson in Survivor2. I am sad.
now i am happy.
<robert> : OOOO. that new power ranger show stars Jason David Frank AKA the old school Green Ranger. Excellent. I think he's like 40 now.
<ROBERT> : WTF. I LOST TO BRUCE AGAIN. BY 0.9 POINTS. 0.9. I LOST DUE TO THE 2 POINT HOMECOURT ADVANTAGE. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF 0.9
<Bruce> : Hahaha 3/5 me!!!! Hey quit complaining, I lost to worland. For like an untold number of time I scored less than 100. That sucks.
<robert> : i think tommorrow i am going to add font size 5 to the form. 4 just doesn't do my screaming justice.
<Bruce> : Why not just go to 6?
<Bruce> : What is it with firefox or junk that makes the gifs all so fast. Seems wack.
<Bruce> : Which is the correct name for water:
Dihydrogen oxide, Dihydrogen monoxide or Hydrogen oxide?
To be extremely technical the second one is right but oxide means one oxygen atom right? So dihydrogen or hydrogen is right? Some people have said you do not need to say the number of atoms for the first element.
Look at what I think of when I go to forums. My head goes everywhere.
I swore the other day some guy said you can make an EPM weapon for 400 bucks that can destroy a state however I can not find that post again and I want to tell him how retarded he sounds. So little thinking going on in my head.
Oh yea reading editorials from a paper is a great way for me to think about how stupid people are. Message boards, forums and the editorial pages are all ways for people to test their faith in humanity. Reading all those will make you really question if life is so precious.
Thinking is a real dangerous pastime indeed.
Woooo almost made a post of thousand chars. Go me!
<robert> : noob!
<Bruce> : Did you waste your time reading that? If so, HA!!!
<robert> : of course I did. I'm at work. Should I be working instead?
Look at your puny text. it is jealous of my 5 point stature. so mighty.
this font size is great. I think it's big enough so that anybody who even glances at your monitor will be able to read it. Great for computer labs everywhere
<robert> : thursday's are great. nba trade deadline. survivor. apprentice. + soldat + gunbound!
<Bruce> : Too bad no one cares about my screen. Probably cause of the lack of pr0n.
<Bruce> : I hope in your flash class you are learning to make something like this.
It is so fun for me.
<robert> : it looks cool. but where is the fun?
<Bruce> : Did you not play it? THE BALL BOUNCES!!! IT AM FUN!!!!! Oh and when that thing kicks it? Oh yea so cool.
<Bruce> : Hehehe, I like big text.
<Bruce> : Hey youtea, Frys has Crystal Cronicals for sale for 40 bucks. Can you buy me one? Or stuff it down the clevage of the ditz who works in the back room? Thanks.
<robert> : youtea : buy it, open it, beat it, and then finally give it to bruce a couple weeks later.
<Bruce> : I just came back from Chipotle and the chicken was spicy, was it always that way?
<robert> : no salsa? maybe it was the beans? mines has never been spicy.
<Bruce> : No salsa, I think it was the chicken that was spicy. Ah I have no idea why but it did not taste as good as last time. Oh yea after I left the place two bums asked for a pen and when I gave them one they complained it was too small. So I gave them a larger one and they wanted to chat with me. I answered their questions and walked away saying they can keep that pen, which I found. I think they were laughing as I walked away. Also it seems when I was sleeping in the MU I was snoring and some one woke me up cause of that. Paper due in 1 hour and 1 of 3 pages done.
<Bruce> : If you know anything about physics this is funny.
<august> : Outrageous is more like it. I tried reading his diatribe with an open mind, but in chapter 2 (Electron Spin), he claimed that the Michelson-Morley experiment found the ether velocity to be "much lower than they expected." Oh yes indeed, it was found to be statistically insignificant enough to be considered zero, thereby debunking ether theory. And as an engineer, I am well aware that the formulas found in my engineering texts are *simplifications* of the result produced by mathematicians and scientists.
<timmy> : someone I never met before told me he recognized youtea from my movie. He said he recognized Youtea from CS classes and Fry's
<robert> : impressive
<Bruce> : Red vs Blue is just so funny for me. They explain life so elegantly such as pointing out I am a, "God damn idiot."
Thanks Church, you have opened my eyes.
<ut> : er, timimy posted about rvb like long time ago... mm, i'm drunk
<ut> : hey timmmy, who's that person? what's his name? or what's her number?
<ut> : oh bruce, i didnt know you wanted crystal cronicals, i'll get you a piece, cool?
<timmy> : some vietnamese guy. name started with a "L"
<Bruce> : Cool youtea, thanks.
<Bruce> : Hahahaha Mr "She Bangs" in dateline. Wow I had no idea he was so big.
<robert> : thx 2 bruce 4 dat zip thing i asked him 2 do! it works.
<robert> : mpeg compression owns joo all.
Rate this for me : my rubber ball. Give me advice. Are parts too fast? too slow? not enough of a rubber feel to it? bounces too high, too low? etc.
<robert> : (it's ~80K and has no naked breastage. safe for work)
<Bruce> : I think the deformity of the ball is quite extreme and a bit too slow.
It also seems that it moves fast when it first drops and slows later.
Time to go to fail a class.
<ROBERT> : SCREW YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT IS PERFECT A+ YOU BASTARD
but seriously, i'm feeling the too fast, slow thing. that's my big issue right now. i can't get the speed right.
<Bruce> : You know what the problem is? Your eyes like mine are too slnty, if your eyes were round I am sure the ball would not move as freaky.
<robert> : you are on to something. I bet the kitty would like the ball.
last mpeg of the day, and then it's off to home where I will do thid some more! I rule!
<Bruce> : That link does not work it says that it could not be found and like try again.
I bet the kitty would like a monkey too.
<ep> : the ball should bounce faster as it moves out of the frame. do i get money for watching this?
<Bruce> : Not at work ep or you are planning to get fired?
<timmy> : too slow after first bounce, momentum loss is too great
<Bruce> : The slow down is real weird looking and you are a freak for haveing a 4 digit long name as a file extention. It is mpg!!!! not mpeg.
<timmy> : Red vs Blue outtakes
<robert> : thank you all for your help. When I fail, I will blame you like I blame my allies. -- here is my newest one. It's actually shorter in length, but bigger in size (130K). because my computer rocks like that.
<ep> : i was on my 'vacation' yesterday. robert: seond one looks better, now you should add sound to make it cool.
<august> : Ditto about #2, the first was too fast at the beginning.
<Bruce> : Since barfing amuses some people like Robert I would like to give a count for him.
I have barfed 7 times this year. I just barfed twice today after eating some rice that was a bit old. Sobo warned me but as a man I ate it anyways. I barfed at school, Carl's Jr, behind a bbq joint in ep's car, and I can nto remember where else but I am on quite a roll this year as if to make up for last year or something,
I have a paper due tomorrow and I have 1 paragrapgh down, wooo me.
<sobo> : i hope it doesn't become a gooey monster that ravages the city. i would want to be there for that.
<robert> : if you're going to spew, spew into this.
<Bruce> : Having an uneasy tummy, rain and wet pants do not make for a good day.
<robert> : go laugh at the people on the bicycles
<Bruce> : I laugh at those who have pants more wet than mine.
<Bruce> : So Robert what is the secret code to the masked man?
<Bruce> : It only took 5 hours but my pants are finally dry. Bastard puddles.
I like the rain, I really do I just hate being at school when the rain comes.
Ahh man I thought I packed my key looks like I did not from looking around my backpack and crap. Sheesh it is not worth Dling if I can not take it with me.
I have one not too bad paragraph done on that paper I am supposed to do and I thought it had to be 5-6 pages long. Nope only 3-5, that I can do even if my understanding of it is fuzzy. I bet I still will suck at it. It is 12 pages long I would think getting 5 pages of crap out of it should be easy. It is never easy.
<robert> : all that work and my god damn mouse is still on crack.
<robert> : hahahahahah!!!!!!! you troll!
<Bruce> : You see me?
<Bruce> : I think it is clear that I have accomplished wht you could not.
Oh yea 28 sec response time. I am THE man.
<robert> : you = suck
<Bruce> : More like you = envy.
<Bruce> : Are you sick or something, you are not reloading as much. I guess you got flash there or fixing moho?
Oh yea I also feel like there is something stuck in my chest. Feels weird like I need to swollow it to get rid of the problem but still here. Never had this before. Oh well I guess I just need to sleep.
<robert> : oh shi. i am actually doing work! end of the world!
<Bruce> : Hahaha how did you find work? I am clearly not the most awesome troll. On fark some guy made a comment about a guy who survived a concentration camp and a whole flame war went up about Jews, Poles, Hitler, Bush, Holocaust, Jesus and a ton more crap.
<robert> : i am sitting downstairs helping the secuirty guards!!!! oh shi!!! hey u, show me ur badge!!!!
<Bruce> : I am sure you are real scary.
<robert> : this is very cool
<robert> : i NUKED you. do not say that.
<Bruce> : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NuKED!?!?! Why!! You have got to explain all that crap to me I am so confused.
So you are?
<robert> : do not talk about fight club!
Survivor : BEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON. except for the end, but I will deal. Rich, Rob, and Tom are absolutely great. I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED. HAHAHA
Apprentice : blah blah blah. compared to survivor, i couldn't care less. WOW. SELLING WATER. trump must be laughing his way to bank. It's a 1 hour commercial for his products.
<Bruce> : Haha the day I am off school it is sunny and not wet out.
<robert> : POLITICS : Because I am so in to politics and am practically the voice of the entire nation, I will reveal my voting strategy for the upcoming March 2nd primary ::
Option A : if it rains, I will sit at home and play gunbound.
Option B : if it doesn't rain, I am voting for Omarosa and Shii-Ann to get the fuck off my island .
<Psymon> : I'm bored in phy doing nothing. Work is done. Surfing whereever does not get me kicked off.
<Bruce> : And here I thought you loved omarosa.
<ep> : Goddamn, I missed the best episode of the season for survivor (according to robert). My fault for taping the wrong channel, haha. - I bought an umbrella the other day, since mine was stolen last year. Those of you who hate rain can thank me when it stop raining for the rest of the year or whenever my unbrella gets stolen again. - In other news, I got a FREE tshirt again with out having to donate blood. I pity those who do donate blood and do not get a free tshirt. SUCKERS. - You guys want to see jeebus die next weekend?
<Bruce> : You paying for the jeebus?
<robert> : this site is better when I'm angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
<robert> : yes you bitches yes http://www.chipotle.com/email/leapyear/leapyear.htm
<timmy> : shame chipotle burritos suck ass. Meanwhile the time to RSVP for the Oscar contest is over. I think the only people up for it are robert and bruce.
<Bruce The Retard> : I want to work for the Compusa HQ, they are selling Norton Systemworks for free after rebates and Norton AV Pro for free after rebates also but if you want Norton AV you pay 30 bucks after rebates. With the case of SD cards a 128 costs 70 bucks w/o rebats and a 256 with rebates is the same price. Totally confuses me. Plus when you advertise junk for MSRP is stupid too. AGB SP for 99.99? Big deal.
<Bruce The Retard> : Update?
<Bruce The Retard> : Just cause I only watch it I will put this up here for easy reference for myself.
Wave 1 Zim toys:
Invader ZIM
Laboratory Base
Irken Sandwich
Evil Death Bee
SpiderLegs Backpack Attachment
MiniMoose
Dib
Bedroom Workstation Base
Satellite
Laptop
Headphones
(Possibly one other item TBD)
Almighty Tallest Purple
Convention Hall Base
Irken Burrito
Irken Soda
Punching Doll
GIR
Flying Pig/Park Base
UFO Convention Banner
SuckMonkey
Krazy Taco Bag
(Couple other items yet to be announced)
Ms. Bitters
Classroom/Chalkboard Display Base
Apple w/Worm
Blotch Tests
Snake Attachment
Exclusives
Screaming Head ZIM - Retailer to be determined.
Military Mode GIR - Retailer to be determined.
Zim versus Dib 2-pack (alternate heads on both) - Palisades Exclusive.
As for whether GIR's head will open...Anything is Possible!
<robert> : you've been punk'd!
<Bruce> : I can not get this out of my head but I was dreaming that I was looking at the comics and 'Zits' was renamed 'Bowling For Columbine' That felt weird.
<robert> : would you like an analysis?
<robert> : hay guys. stuttering john makes his premiere on the leno show tonight + that survivor loser is on letterman. yes!
<Bruce> : Nah, no thanks I think my insanity is cool in my mind.
<timmy> : Script is done. Tell me what roles you want to play. Not promising you'll get the roles you'll want, but I'll keep them in mind when I do final pick. You can play multiple characters btw.
<timmy> : Vote Padilla for mayor! Not only did he start a low cost law school so anyone who wants to be a lawyer can, he's also a bounty huner!
<Bruce> : Just what I wanted, more lawyers. So they can make laws more confounding and start up more lawsuits that ignore personal responsibility.
I really, really hate bathroom writing. Most of it is vulgar and racist which I cannot stand. Not because of those facts, sometimes it is funny but the sheer ignorance of it all. Very few things get more boring than making fun of gays and blacks are not fit to come to a UC. But on the other hand I find some to be quite amusing. Today I read one that went "Hail Jesus, praise him for he died for our sins." Something like that it was like three sentences long and that is too long for me. But in response one guy said, again I am paraphrasing, "If Jesus knew how often I pounded the gopher he would come after me with a m-16." Hahaha that made my day.
Voting is cool it enables those like me who have an opinion but are under informed to make decisions for those who are lazy, disenfranchised or quiet.
<robert> : I didn't vote today. I didn't read any of the articles/pamphlets/blah on the propositions, nor did I pay attention to any commercials, so I didn't want to vote blindly. Plus, I was too lazy to get up early this morning.
<Bruce> : Polls close at 8 so you still have time to vote.
Oh yea to EP, I think you ware right, going to that mov sounds like a bad idea. Not on the same grounds as yours but it sounds too bloody for me.
I think this comp has a screwy Av scanner it counts only 137 files on this comp. Firefox and Windows add up to way more than 137.
<robert> : no.
+ still don't know what 57,58etc are
<Bruce> : Bond measures to help bail Cali out of the budget shortfall. But later might and probably will cause California to get messed up in paying back the bonds. I love deciding the fates of others.
Evaluating the Zim, toys I want them all except for Ms Bitters, she scares me.
<rob> : tits
<Bruce> : Checkmark for Half-Baked.
<robert> : oh yeses oh yeses
<robert> : hay guys~ finished a project at work. went to talk to the lady who asked me to do it and SHE CHANGED THE SPECS ON ME. oh yesss. Nothing like having to redo the whole damn thing and shift-deleting the old project!
<Bruce> : I want a cow!
<robert> : i just heard about this cool new game : heretic II. anybody heard of it? i heard the Letter E looks cool in it's title.
<Bruce> : Yea also any tips for DLs? If none yea whatever.
<Web> : www.eee.ucdavis.edu/Courses/W04/ENG6
<Web> : Lecture Notes: Chapters 11 - end not sure W04 or WO4
<robert> : what?
<Bruce> : None of your business n00b.
<robert> : Web is obviously trying to tell me something. I believe it is my business. I need to know about chapter 11!
<Bruce> : You want to know? Know the truth? Well that is all about matlab. Do you still want to know more?
I will have to call Gamestop again. I will only pre order Harvest Moon if I get a freaking stuffed cow.
<Bruce> : Kandy drops G Tony Parker (SAS) and picks up GF Jerry Stackhouse (WAS).
Does he know something you did not?
<robert> : ahahah. after stackhouse announced his leg was broken, the next day the owners said f u, go play you bastard. so now he may potentially play. here is link
<Bruce> : Hahaha score me, score you?
<robert> : to me, Parker > Crippled Stackhouse. If stackhouse believes his ankles are shot, he is not going to play as hard. Kandy made a mistake
<Bruce> : Cool cause I signed on to pick him up cause I know whoever I have has to be worse that Parker.
<Bruce> : xvid, you suck.
<xvid> : I'd like to see you try to compress video
<Bruce> : I do not have to, divx does it better and mpeg looks better you suck quit your job and do something else like streaming vid.
<xvid> : go to conclusion
<xvid> : i am great. i am wonderful.
<Bruce> : Hahaha BS, xvid takes up more cpu power than divx on my box but yea great plus in being totally free.
I think someone does not want me to get 'jackass the movie", it has been 31 hours and 90% of the movie is still not done.
<mpaa> : it is me you bastard. stay connected so I can hunt you down
<Bruce> : You will never find me cause your head is stuck too far up your butt and WHO BLABBED?!?
<timmy> : gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
<Bruce> : It is sad there is no sonic near here. That would be tasty. or at least the ads make it sound so tasty. Ohhh tasty.
WARNING for robert. I know file sizes over 8k scare him, this is 80k.
I bet the "Transferred" will be 0B for 2 months.
<ep> : yeah, it took a total of 3 good pukes before ridding all the crap that i ate there. bad kim chee for not giving money to some boot.
<hometownbuffet> : I ROCK THE HOUSE BIZNATCH
<Bruce> : On Sun I watched the first episode of Alaias in weeks I am totally out of the loop. It is cool 2 shockers in this episode now I need to find the other episodes before some one like Robert spoils them for me.
Ohhh I get a tummyache now.
Essay due in 1 hour 20 min and I am here.
<robert> : 3 weeks ago they revealed weiss was gay and vaughn was bi.
<robert> : and sloane is a robot. Made by Jack.
<robert> : and jack is a robot too. Made by Sloane!!!! Because the real Jack died in the last 2 years!!!!!
<robert> : the real jack died by heart attack when he found out Marshall got laid!!!!!! He said "NO WAY!!!!" and collapsed.
<robert> : and then at the funeral, Vaughn said "Jack was my dream man" and Weiss was all like "dude. mines too". and they were like "oh shi. you are gay too?" and then they got married in San francisco!!!!!!
<robert> : and then Lauren showed up and went up to Vaughn and said "how you doing?" and he was like "dude, i love the ladies!" and weiss was all like "nooooooooo" and then sloane saw Weiss crying and was like "how can i make you happy again?" So Sloane made a Jack Robot for Weiss to screw!!!!!!!!!!
<robert> : OOPS. ^^^^ SPOILERS!!!!!!!
<Bruce> : See I said Robert would spoil it all and thanks for clearing everything up. In other news Lauren is such a ho (see you can never trust a foreigner) and Slone is her dad? AWESOME!!!
<robert> : I liked the part with the FORD LIKE A ROCK BUY FORD NOW HEMMY POWERED cars.
oh nos a honda is in my way. No problem! Ford Mustang power!!!!!!
oh nos a ford focus is in my way. Problem!
<Bruce> : Oh crap yea I wanted to mention how often they pimped Ford. Badguys in black mustang, Good guys in a blue? F150 (haha how she actually said F150) and that Focus that blocked them. I first noticed this last season when Sydney and Vaughn were chasing Slone in some European city, and the car Sydney was driving was a Ford Focus SVT cause they ZOOMED IN on the Focus SVT name. AWESOME!!!!
It is kinda sad you recognized the cars. I think it is sad I remembered some tiny thing from last season.
Oh yea guess what? I gave up on the tracking cause I have better use of my cycles and bandwidth. Maybe on a slow day I will turn it on again.
<Bruce> : Torrent update!
"ERROR
rejected by tracker - requested download is not authorized for use with this tracker"
The people have spoken.
<Jackie> : you all my bitches
<Bruce> : Jackie, you sure have a funny face.
<Jackie> : WHAT YOU SAY? KARATE CHOP!
<Bruce> : You need to calm down, seems like you have too much kim chi in your sytem.
<Jackie> : back for more???? KARATE CHOP NUMBER TWO!
<Bruce> : Lighten up on the shark, it gets your blood hot.
<Jackie> : My Karate Chops must have damaged your brain because that last statement makes no sense at all.
<Bruce> : Makes no sense to you because you have taken too many chops to the head.
<Sla-gi-oh> : Yu-gi-oh Tourney Saturday in Pleasanton.
<Bruce> : Judging, great way to make money.
<robert> : This video is pointless and dumb. That said, I still want to join the CIA. Because I am a bad ass. But they won't hire me because I am a dumb ass.
<Bruce> : That vid is scary, she is a floating head. Just like Max Headroom only not.
<august> : The last time I checked, the CIA wanted a personal essay to go along with a resume, but the NSA required only a resume and cover letter.
<robert> : oh shi. EP SAVED ME!!!!!!!!!
the fantasy playoffs just started, and going in to the last game, the bracket was going to be me #4 seed vs #5 seed EP.
But on the last day, EP Beat #3 seed Africa, sending him in to a tie with me record wise. But Africa loses to me in the tie breaker, giving me the #3 seed and the first round bye in the west!!
That doesn't make any sense at all to anybody but me!!!!!!!!
<Sla-gi-oh> : Think they pay judges in booster packs.
<Bruce> : I would ask the contestants to pay me in their favor.
<robert> : very cool. I can use it download Top secret information from the CIA, and then stab people with a corkscrew. That is my dream
<Bruce> : That reminds me, where did I put mine. That sounds really cool but man it would make one so very bulky. Mine is about one inch thick. I think you need more tools myself like many different screwdriver heads.
<robert> : i nuked my own post!
<Bruce> : Pretty sly there.
<robert> : wat apprentice news. "Kristi, Ereka, Katrina and Amy were offered Playboy for $250,000 each ... but opted to do a group spread (*cough*) for FHM. There's no nudity in FHM, and they're doing it for free." wat wat wat where is omarosa
<Bruce> : I think that goes to prove that there is mercy in the universe. Also I am sure the brits hate black people.
<robert> : what kind of "business" woman turns down $250K to pose naked and instead poses 1/2 naked for free? ???
NOT ME. SEE ME IN PLAYBOY PAGE 48 AUGUST 2004.
this is cool ( you have to click on "The Spoiler" on the book to get it to start) . I had that book as a kid.
<robert> : there really is a spoiler at the very end of that flash animation. so don't watch if you care about survivor tonight
<Bruce> : Haha that is a nice animation, I had no sound on so I hope sound was not important. I did not understand it the end meant anything I just think "The Street" is cool. Also I assume they think that going nekkid = bad for business unless you are an escort or b grade actor.
<robert> : hay guys whats going on
The Grizzlies are tied with the mavericks for 5th place. that is unbelievable.
<Bruce> : Jack is the coolest guy ever.
<timmy> : recycling web designs is fun
<robert> : yes. I agree. Jack is easily the coolest character on television today.
<robert> : who wants to play in a march madness tournament pickem bracket thing?
<Bruce> : Ok I will be in, can I vote for Duke?
<robert> : of course you can. I need bracket website pls
<robert> : this is a pretty good read.
and where is my bracket plssssssssssssss
<ut> : best
<ut> : please get rid of that above post.
<ut> : >
<ut> : best swf ever
<ut> : NWF above
<Bruce> : Nope I vote to keep it all there. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
<ut> : hey man, typo
<robert> : Post a lot and it will all disappear
Last night on Kimmel they had a comic named "Kevin Shea" on. It was weird because 1) he was asian 2) he was actually funny. awesome!
<bruce> : Yea standup comics on talk shows have a 98% chance of sucking. I blame it on the fact they can not curse or offend, offensive jokes rock.
<robert> : hahahahahahha. this page is l33t. hahahahahahhaahahaahhaahahah
<robert> : armageddon is amongst us! this server is ready to explode
<robert> : useful : http://bugmenot.com/
<timmy> : Wait, Kevin Smith is going to take nude photos of his wife doing another man for Playboy? That's just f*ed up.
<Bruce> : Is something breaking?
<robert> : he wants their daughter to be f'ed in the head
and this page does have a problem. i will not post the exploit here though. hahah
<Bruce> : He already took pics of her for playboy with another man.
Good job then. I take it the Ut post exposed it? If so drupal time?
<robert> : i'm not going to modify drupal any more. It's too time consuming. And if nobody likes drupal, Imove this code overrewrite this page in php. and add sessions/cookies! dude!
<Bruce> : No one likes drupal. It has an ugly logo. So you will fix the quackmonkey page?
<robert> : it depends what "fix" means
<Bruce> : Fix can almost mean nuke.
<robert> : interesting
<Bruce> : Sleepy, no one here. Dance.
<robert> : i hate my optical mouse. I may go back to the ball mouse. Getting stuck is much less annoying then random hopping all over the screen while you're using a mouse intensive program (F U LIGHTWAVE)
<Bruce> : Hahaha cool, mine is double clicking abnormally and lost a foot and yours can not track? I used to have random hopping but that was due to old mouse and a weird surface.
<robert> : When I was playing Jedi Knight 2, in the middle of a light saber battle with one of those bastard splinter cell guys, my mouse would go insane, and my dude would spin around like a ballerina.
<robert> : oh shi
hey guys. guess what. Today will be my last day working here!!!!!
why? Why you may ask? PINK SLIP DAY???
PINK SLIP DAY? MORE LIKE RESIGNATION DAY. MORE LIKE I'M QUITTING DAY. MORE LIKE I'M OUT LIKE GROUT WHEN YOU USE SHOUT DAY.
<robert> : now where the hell is my boss.
<Bruce> : I so hate windows explorer.
<robert> : In the latest issue of Spin (April04 Kurt Cobain Cover) there's a 1 page thing about Peanuts with Bondocks creator Aaron McGrueder. 3 of aarons favorite Peanuts Comics are shown, and holy crap, they are gold! This is old school Peanuts. 1950 style.
Comic 1 :
Girl : Will you still love me when you've grown up and are rich and famous, and I'm just a Poor Little Girl?
Boy : Sure, I will...
Boy : And will you still lvoe me if you get rich and famous and I don't have anything?
Girl (looks Away from boy): That will be different.
Comic 2:
Lucy : Here comes Charlie Brown!
Girl : Let's Ignore him! Pretend you don't see him!
Charlie (walking) : *musical note*
Girls : ?
Lucy : he Went right by!!
Lucy : Well, how about that?!
Girl : Who does he think he is?!
Comic 3 :
Girl : We can't play with you any more charlie brown
Lucy : Our mothers said that you're too much of a roughneck!
Charlie : Me?! ... A Roughneck?
Charlie : They said that about me?! You mean me? Charlie Brown? A Roughneck? Me? you mean ME?
Charlie Brown (walks away smiling)
Girl : I've never seen anyone look so happy.
<Bruce> : I am not afraid to make predictions and guesses. I think Jersey Girl, Girl Next Door Mean Girls and 13 Going On 30 will be some of the best movies this year.
Worst will be punisher.
Oh yea I found some glasses at school and I thought it would be helpful to turn it into the lost and found. Doing so I was late for the bus and had to wait an hour longer than i wanted to.
The lesson? Take your pick:
Stealing saves time.
No good deed goes unpunished.
<robert> : best movie? MORE LIKE BREAST MOVIE. am i rite?
<Bruce> : Eh no big difference.
<timmy> : Ha ha ha! Did I mention I broke up with my gf and so I have to find new ways to distract myself?
<robert> : I suggest taking up Yoga. If you get really good, you may master the Yoga Fire. Then you can try new skills like the Yoga Flame and Yoga Teleport
<Bruce> : Milk is bad. Just like allergies and rotten meat.
<slade> : I've taken karate. I never got good enough to master the fireball.
<ep> : i suggest jogging that way you can avoid fireballs.
<slade> : I shaved my head...ready for yoga.
<ut> : sumo's the way to go. ehonda's the friggin playa. *hundred hands fap!*
<robert> : N.E.R.D - Fly or Die : WTF. GET THIS GOOD CHARLOTTE 30 YEAR OLD TEENAGE ANGST FAG OFF MY PLAYLIST. go all wannabe punk elsewhere please. I thought Pharell knew better. I would rather have Timberlake. No Grade Yet.
<Bruce> : simpsons is offically awful now. Good job stealing a skit from SP, doing it badly and 20 years late.
<robert> : uppity up up up
<Bruce> : The trailer for Kill Bill 2 sucks.
I do not know about others but whenever they mention a director I could hardly care less. Honestly I can not tell what director does. When they plaster on a poster, "a film by:" I never get it. Seems like some extremely narcissistic act of the director to make him or herself the real point of the movie. I think decent writing is better than directing. I think Kevin Smith movies had some bad or just decent directing but the writing is cool and that is what I liked. Maybe the camera work just sucked, I am not sure. But with "kill bill 2" I see a 'film by' and I have a reflex to roll my eyes. Oh yea main point of why the trailer sucks, NOTHING HAPPENS. I watch trailers for cool scenes not this lame talking by Uma Thurman talking about the last movie. That junk above is just something I felt like saying.
I have written 164 words. I am not very proud of me now.
<Bruce> : Done and I will be late to getting to my ride and she will be pissed.
<ep> : tarantino likes to promote himself every chance he gets, if you didnt know that already. see his other films.
<Bruce> : Nope only have seen kill bill, nothing else.
<Bruce> : To quote my grandma:
Wearing that shirt (red hadoken one from game skins) you look like a Japanese boy being so short and fat.
<whwhwwwat> : During last weeks recap episode of the apprentice, Donald told Jason that he needed to show at least some compassion. The week before that Nick showed some compassion in giving back the money for the advertisement that blew up.
So what does that mean??????????? Isn't it obvious!!!!!!!!!! Omarosa wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what
<whwhwwwat> : During last weeks recap episode of the apprentice, Donald told Sam that he was a crazy man. The week before that Carolyn went crazy.
So what does that mean??????????? Isn't it obvious!!!!!!!!!! Omarosa wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what
<Bruce> : Hey EP I got your kimchee.
SPRING SUCKS!!!!
<ut> : LET'S GO SEE KILL BILL 2!!!
<Bruce> : Yes no doubt we will see Kill Bill 2. I want to know what happens. Even Robert wants to know and he did not like 1. That or he likes flushing money.
When I want tissue and have none around I can get very pissed off about it. I ran out today so what I did was take some leaves as tissue to help me pass the suffering then broke some junk in a rest room to get more paper. I so need that paper.
When a good game does not run on your box it is time to upgrade. I have found such game and I want to upgrade.
Hear about the Xbox price drop? I wonder if it is worth it for 150? Nah GC is ok enough now and I still have my box here that has GB. If I have a need for a new box it would be for sleep and room. None of this crappy load time I have been dealing with for a while. Unlike Robert I have very little pateince.
<robert> : i don't want to see kill bill 2. :~~~~( what are you talking about.
<robert> : the survivor sucks message boards are my favorite source for sophomoric humor. This made me laugh, but it's not that funny at all
<slade> : i like holidays...paid holidays.
<ut> : the first person who messaged me by the end of today will get a free gift.
<ROBERT> : Well well well. So me and Bruce discussed doing something to this particular web site that would CHANGE ALL OF HUMANITY AND STOP THE WAR IN IRAQ AND START THE WAR IN CANADA. This was supposed to happen on Tuesday. But I didn't do it. And Bruce didn't do it either. So I am here to announce that it is finally happenning right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO I LIE!!. JUST KIDDING!! APRILS FOOLS NO WAR IN CANADA 4 U!
and in more relevant news, I want this issue of Details (scroll to the bottom) And, yes, I was paid handsomely to pose for that picture. NO I LIE!!. JUST KIDDING!! APRILS FOOLS NO PIC OF ME IN DETAILS 4 U!
AND OMG I LIED WHEN I SAID I LIED. !!!!!!!!!! THE BIG THING IS HAPPENNING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! THE SITE HAS MOVED AND I AM THE GAY ASIAN MAN IN DETAILS!!! FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO DTFX.QUACKMONKEY.COM OR DATAFOX.QUACKMONKEY.COM
CHANGE YOUR BOOKMARKS!!!! AND ALL 0 OF YOU IDIOTS WHO ACTUALLY LINK TO THIS SITE NEED TO CHANGE YOUR LINKS TOO! OMG OMG OLO OMG OMG
datafox is this way
<robert> : Hello companies,
I got an email today at work that was worded weird, but I believe what it was trying to say is that somebody is now monitoring my web access. Please hire me now so I can get away from this bullshit.
Thanks, Robert
<ut> : if anything fails, we can all do this
<Bruce> : Being lightheaded during finals am the suck. Robert, does that mean we have an extra idiot reading this page who will get nothing of it?
<timmy> : Working the graveyard shift, it's both great and annoying.
<Bruce> : I am the man with the goods. Need a hot happening place to take a chick to make out? Look not further I have just the place, the California State Railroad Museum. Make out among the cars or have a whole party of debauchery in a rail car. I have eight tickets here that serve almost any ones needs. Call now, Jews are waiting.
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In other news
<robert> : your attempt to get me fired will not go unnoticed.
<Bruce> : I bet whoever is going to fire you is a jew. Jews always do that kind of crap. I mean after 2000 years they still hold to some retarded kosher laws. How stupid do you have to be? The answer, slightly less stupid than Christians who belive in more retarded aspects.
<Bruce> : Nokia if you are hiring pick me!!!!!! I have common sense and while it might not look like it I do have a bit of style. I could have totally prevented you from looking like a retard in your design of some recent phones and the paperweight you call n-gage.
You know you can save millions by dumping that crap. You have too many ads on tv and the web and it dulls me. Maybe that is killing my brain.
<robert> : there were a total of THREE farkers and 2 SBBGirls who went to that thing last friday. oh boy. I missed out. And hey, please link to as many down with america, I love terrorists, jailbait porn, priest/minister little boy porn and animals humping each other websites as possible today. I can't go through with this anymore. if i'm going down, I'm going down in flames
<Bruce> : Awesome Sac is the town huh? I can not belive I forgot all about it until I just hit fark today. They really went all out for us.
<robert> : I would have gone. But I was too busy drawing A NEW COMIC YES. IT IS ROFL LOL LOL ROFL LOL OLO ROFL LOLLERSKATES LOLLIPOPS FUNNY.
<robert> : downstairs, there's a 5 foot christmas tree that is pretty well lit. Right behind it is a poster that's been there ever since I got here. It says, in nice big bold letters, "CONSERVE ENERGY." PINK SLIP NOW. UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK PLEASE.
<Bruce> : Robert are you stupid? Any bulbs on a Xmas tree is free energy it does not count against you. So technically if we have enough Xmas trees with lights we would never need coal power again.
<ut> : god damn chinks, i hate sand monekies
<ut> : three farker including retro crush from sac25. 2 SBB girls? 2??? Kim is hot, but the other girl is black, boo
<robert> : Since when did this site become the official site for the Sacramento kkk? haha. don't blame me. And despite all the hate, I'm pretty sure our reader ratio of tree huggers to Hummer lovers is imbalanced towards the former and not the latter.
<Bruce> : I LOVE JEWS!!! They are H O T! Natalie Portman and Brooke Burke put those two Joos together and you got a PARTY! I do not hate jooews. I love them. Oh yea. They are hot stuff. It is hard to say more.
<robert> : i'm glad bruce cleared that up. ----> party party
<Bruce> : Darkies rock. I like Halle Berry and Tyra Banks. That silky chocolate skin, oh yea, creamy. Hate? Not here.
<robert> : Guess what. I heard that the city needs new construction workers to dig ditches. I recommend Bruce. Because once he digs a hole, he just keeps digging and digging and digging. Anyone ever see the seinfeld episode where George doesn't want to be thought of as a racist so he tries to find a black guy to be his friend? This is like that, except worse. haha. Please respond with more remarks that would make Jesse Jackson look sane.
<Bruce> : I rock like that. Old people should be shot cause they smell bad and look ugly.
<robert> : I like the idea of old people being shot, but wouldn't that just make them smell even funnier and, if shot in the right place, make them even uglier?
<Bruce> : QUIT QUESTIONING ME JEW BOY!
<robert> : my secret identity has been revealed! Happy Hannukah everybody!
<Bruce> : Jews can learn from Chinks. Chink eat any thing that moves or does not move they are like pigs.
<robert> : so what's the over/under on number of Heidi Klum/Lucky baby jokes today? ---- I like how this site sits in my taskbar as "Datafox - Groping Bo..." Thanks again. ---- This is the best chat transcript with a survivor ever. Jon was on Howard Stern today as well, but I don't remember anything about it.
<robert> : * C H O K E D *
<Bruce> : Oh today is a bad day for Boktai.
<robert> : oh nos the colors are back! PLUS THE GREATNESS THAT IS MY COMIC HAS RETURNED WITH A NEW STRIP FOR TODAY. I have only gotten postive responses on how great it is and I plan on doing it for the rest of my life!
<Bruce> : So does that mean no more updating my web iste if you are becoming a full time cartoonist?
<timmy> : oh yeah, I submitted VOR to a film festival a while ago.
<ut> : i still have yet to see your last film
<timmy> : that's a shame, it's really good.
<ding_ding> : fark fark fark fark!
<timmy> : Thunder Valley, tomorrow: Monday, sometime. Who's in? Who's in?
<12.72.150.70 left it blank> : 12.72.150.70 left it blank
<slade> : sorry. won't be able to make it on monday.
<Bruce> : The following is a txt msg I got I have typed it word for word.
Half Heart for life(would like to put a noose round my neck): I WANT A GAME CUBE h:19166300960
From: alert@mobile.msn.com
Awesome huh? Sound like some spam but on my PHONE!?!?! Oh who ever sent this would get killed by me. They would be lucky to just get a noose around their neck.
<robert> : why did ctown drop stackhouse???? THAT IS SUICIDE. sczerbiak I understand, but stackhouse?? nooooo.
<Bruce> : Cause he is dead weight. Bastard is crippled too long. Now I am sure he will get well and come back to screw me over. Garnett Sweepstakes over yet?
<robert> : It was a big scam! there is no garnett contest! Nobody wins!
<Bruce> : The Psyman is having a Magic tourney today he is giveing out free Magic card boosters too. First guy came. EXCITING!
I have left over minutes in fantasy, that is bad right? That curry guy is lazy for not playing.
<Bruce> : NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! SCAM!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!
Oh well no big deal since I was in second place. That worland guy was doing worse.
<robert> : wtf. why wasn't I invited. TOO SCARED??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????///////////////////////////??????????
Earthquake.
Anybody else see the end of the Saints - Jaguars game yesterday? biggest choke ever. The Saints pull off this amazing 3 lateral 80 yard last second touchdown to bring them within 1, and then the kicker misses the extra point by a mile. HAHAHAH.
<robert> : hahaha. i am so l33t
<Bruce> : I can not read that, I understand nothing. Oh well my loss.
Cause you are not cool enough. But I am sure if you come now and bring your cards they will kindly laugh at your oldness.
<spider-robert> : How do I played magic?
<bruce> : I think you lick cards and do camel toes.
<robert> : god damn these colors are gay. --- I would also like to add that the kicker that missed the extra point hasn't missed a extra point kick since 1993. This was his first miss in 10 years. hahah
<Bruce> : Colors are cool, hippie cool.
<kkk> : sterotyping. Why doesn't the gay guy at my office recycle his bottles? He buys soda all the damn time, and everytime he just tosses the bottle in the trash. I think I understand his actions now.
I've always sterotyped gay people as tree hugging save the environment type of people, but now that I think about it, tree huggers are more likely to be bible thumping fag haters, and gay people are all about mass consumption and preaching acceptance and watching out for #1.
and by #1, I mean watching out for the golden shower when a gay man is screwing another. true dat.
I kid. Watch the new school gays. They buy designer clothes, always try to look good, and are always so fresh and so clean like they stepped out from a shower.
And by shower, I mean golden shower.
What kind of tree hugger has ever been clean? So gays aren't Tree Huggers, but they are predominately liberal! The paradox! I still don't understand!
Why did I write this? This makes no sense! God damn the gays!
<robert> : ok ok ok ok. I have only played this game for 10 minutes, but I like it. http://english.spgame.com/spMain.asp Koreans rule!
<robert> : took em long enough : gunbound.net has finally been blocked by websense under "games" ---- The test build of Firebird 0.8 can potentially nuke your hard drive when you uninstall. owned.
<Bruce> : But not this site right? I hope if this gets blocked it is under hate.
<robert> : nah. the websense people are probably all KKK members anyway. they love this site almost as much as they love inbreeding
<Bruce> : Inbreeding is very popular among royality.
<robbbb> : what am i doing?
<kkk> : this whitey at work treats the terrorist in the adjacent cube like a 6 year old. She said Merry Christmas to him, but then immediately took it back.
She then asked him if he celebrated Christmas in *INSERT COUNTRY* and he said no, but he said he understands that merry christmas is a general term used by people here. Then she spent a good minute explaining to him what Christmas is as if she was offended that he thinks of christmas as a term and not OMG JESUS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATE PARTY FOR JESUS I LOVE JESUS.
<Bruce> : So is that what people call love?
<robert> : yes no what maybe
<Bruce> : Have I mentioned how your work place owns so much?
<robert> : owns like nothing else. ------- I noobed up this joint by nuking a couple tables and laying it out with css. I hope your retard browsers can handle the l33tness.
<Bruce> : Looks like there is no change. It sucks.
<Bruce> : Wishing everyone a great day and nothing says Xmas like underage anime girls dressed all sexxed up.
<ut> : merry x.... awww i'm too f-ing late
<robert> : That is the most horrible thing I've ever seen. I mean the html bruce did, not the picture. -- permission to nuke captain
<Bruce> : Send it back to the stone age lieutenant.
<ututut> : hahahha. oh, since you guys are talking about html, can you change the link from bonelessrips to http://www.xanga.com/youtea ? thanks
<Bruce> : Greatest Pic of 2003. No doubt. WARNING! 553k in size!
<robert> : just one of those days. going home early now. Pink slip day? possibly!! You'll have to wait to find out!!!
<robbbert> : Only 12 more hours of 2003 left; how will you remember this eventful year?
I will look back on 2003 as the year that I choked
<Bruce> : I will think about how I am in school even though I am so old.
<timmy> : hey. my place this NYE, at 8-9 o'clock
<robert> : Considering then tone of this page, The first message of the year should be some kind of race bashing statement. I guess that will be my job.
I hate all you spics,sandmonkeys,darkies,gooks,jews,brits,nazis,patriots,japs,chinks,commies,canucks, and any other race I forgot. go back to where you came from.
Happy 2004
<robert> : whew. glad we got that out of the way. I highly doubt there will be any more racist dialogue from now until 2005.
this is cool. I think the first thing I'd wonder is why my bowl is stuck to the damn table. They've got to do this with clam chowder in restaurants.
<Bruce> : Wooo CLAM COWDER ROCKS!!!!! Yea I gues since he said all that I can not do any racial stuff, our quota is up.
<robert> : oops. background : Yahoo mail and all other webmail is blocked at work by websense, but I know my way around it.
This morning when I got here, I printed out one of my emails off of yahoo. I forgot about it and left it at the printer until now. I just walked by the printer (which is in a high traffic area), saw it and said "oh shit" . I wonder how many people saw the big huge "yahoo mail" graphic on the printer and said "wait? wtf is this? I thought no webmail!" haha. AND it's got my full NAME on it. hahaha. Pink slip! pink slip!
<Bruce> : So Robert, are you a smooth operator now?
Hey where did the kitty come from? The tiny one in the bottom right corner?
<robert> : olo!
<robert> : today's new trade : WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
<robert> : Sometimes I sit around and think that I am never going to amount to anything in my life. And then I come up with great ideas like this.
MY COMPUTER'S NEW NAME : OBSOL33T
It's unoriginal, but who cares. --- WOWarcraft leaked. whatever. --- sobo misses out
<Bruce> : Wow nebu is totally crazy.
<...> : If you add R to OBSOL33T, it becomes ROB SO L33T.
<sobo> : the sad part is i recognize that sign and i conciously decided not to attend
<timmy> : how fucking drunk do you have to be to dangle your friend from childhood over a crocodile in las vegas? Wait, I'm mixing up celebrity gossip. Fucking britney irwin.
<robert> : ... : u r gay
sobo : what was it? asian opression rally?
timmy : 04 just started, and it already looks like it's gonna be one f'ed up year of retard celebrities.
<robert> : stupid fucks : I just read an article by some idiot about The Apprentice. I don't know where he learned how to review shows, but I think it's common courtesy TO NOT SPOIL THE ENTIRE EPISODE. He starts by describing the 2 teams, then says what their mission is. That's fine. And then he starts off the next paragraph with "Team X wins." Thanks Robert P. Laurence, may you rot in hell you fucking idiot.
<Bruce> : Courtesy is too much to ask for online.
<robert> : ROMERO UPDATE! : our favorite fucked up game developer not only was in rocklin, ca. over the holidays, but he imported his bride from romania! he was here http://www.arena1337.com playing games. we could've mugged him. or at least warezed his software in front of his face.
<Mikkle> : The Shack owns j00
<Jackson> : I am really a true black man...I swear!
<KLERCKSLOVER> : I HATE ALL NIGGERS! THEY STINK
<KLERCKSLOVER> : I HAET AL NIGERS B/C TH3Y STINK AND SMOK3 2 MUCH CRAK
<aasdasd> : I HAET AL NIGERS B/C TH3Y STINK AND SMOK3 2 MUCH CRAKI HAET AL NIGERS B/C TH3Y STINK AND SMOK3 2 MUCH CRAKI HAET AL NIGERS B/C TH3Y STINK AND SMOK3 2 MUCH CRAK
<robert> : Thanks to whoever from the shack (4.8.207.186) posted that huge (400Kb+, now edited down) nice racist comment to the site. We really like it when people contribute! Doesn't it suck that your 5 minutes of holding down ctrl+v got deleted in less than 3 seconds?
<Bruce> : I wonder if they were trying to be funny or just wanted to express their stupidity. Ether way more power to you thanks for helping keep the word alive!
<Bruce> : Boston Ballerz is offering me FC - Kurt Thomas (NYK) for G - Jamal Crawford (CHI). Yes or no? I have no idea who they are. I just know forward would be good for me.
<robert> : hell no
<robert> : after yesterday's nice little immature outbreak, I've capped the size of messages here to 1000 characters. Anything more forwards you to the definintion of dumbass on urbandictionary. Maybe I should set it to goatsecx instead
<reebert> : DareDevil : D-. Holy crap that was bad. the fighting was ass, especially Afflecks. The jumping from buildings with the obvious wire work looked retarded. And the story was garbage. Jon Favreu was good, and Jennifer Garner was ok, but Affleck ruined it. Worse than Kill Bill? Maybe.
American Splendor : C+. I'm not sure what I was watching. The 1 hour and 45 minutes of movie were too short to contain harvey's life. Either run it 3 hours long and expand, or run it the same and contract. It has it's moments, but overall, it's just not an insanely interesting movie as the critics have claimed. I'd probably enjoy the comic a lot more.
<robert> : this is cool : Bill Walton 619-294-9085
<Robert> : Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo. Channel 31, 8pm, Friday.
The Apprentice - It was good. But I spent the first 1:15 minutes saying FUCK YOU Robert P. Laurence. stupid bitch ruined the whole thing. I knew the ladies were going to pull that shit, and it's all because of that faggot Robert P. Laurence. but um, some of them ladies are good looking, the black lady is scary looking, and the asian lady is a fucking moron.
<Bruce> : I think going to school or work depresses the immune system and makes you more vunerable to illness and pain.
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I belive aliens have hurt my throat and I will seek revenge on them.
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pete rose is boring wish they would quit bothering us about him. I think most people quit caring about baseball 10 years ago.
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Hmmmmm tuna seered rocks.
<Bruce> : Peace never lasts long. Mom and dad took a trip to take Sobo back to Irvine, me thinking that rocks assumed life would not blow, silly me, life still blows. My crazy grandma knows how to make any situation suck.
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Oh yea I am too good at missing school days missed two classes in a row. I want to blame my illness or lack of sleep but I think me not caring is number one on the list.
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It sounds interesting to have a pet. I would want one that bugs others. That sounds cool.
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Am I stupid? Oh yea. Stayed up watching tv shows. It must be the sleep depression cause I wasted my time watching a show I had written off a while ago.
<Bruce> : Futurama rocks, the dvd is a must buy on my list now. "She is built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro."
Also when Invader Zim comes out that will rock too. "ZIM, Do not use the time machine. Love, ZIM!"
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Do you ever feel like your life has amounted to nothing? Well your feelings are probably right. I am pretty sure no one matters.
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nuclearturtle.com? brucefong.com? ownage1.com? So many choices and so much wasted on the idea. I bet whatever I pick it would be a waste of time and money cause I will hate it 10 seconds after I press submit.
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The new post limit is cool but makes me break up my super post of crap.
<robart> : I had a feeling 1000 characters was too little. And what are the chances that a spammer is going to come here again? 1%?
And wouldn't it be nice if I prompted to you that your post was too big before you got screwed? hahah
<robert> : http://www.konami.com/wwx/
<Bruce> : No, prompts are for losers well a nice char count area would be cool.
<robert> : count them yourself!
<ut> : HOT
<timmy> : does anyone think nudity takes away from comedy? Like including it distracts you from the funny stuff because you're going "wow tits"?
<timmy> : Japanese Beetle is back?! Since August?! Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?! I dislike that they're rebooting the story, I miss the Kremlina/Ken relationship.
<Bruce> : Nope sometimes it is funny too like when you see that horrible underground comedy commericals. Hahaha I like looking at that strange kitty.
<ut> : its eyes are blue-green, and it has no legs
<robert> : HEE HEE HEE
<timmy> : This kid is cool
<timmy> : same article for Non-AOL users
<Bruce> : I just heard Wesley Clark speak and I swear he sounds like bush.
<robert> : They talked about survivor all-stars on tv today, and after they "revealed" all the contestants, they mentioned that Burnett chose the people he thought were the most exciting. I call BS. Such a crock.
<robert> : I recommend today's Howard Stern (alt.binaries.howard-stern). Howard turned 50 today and had Dave Letterman and Triumph as guests (plus some unfunny dude named colin quinn) ..-..- alias was ok yesterday, and the surreal life was great. vanilla ice is crazy, and ron jeremy is a funny bastard.
<Bruce> : Underworld: C It is an ok movie at best. It adds one new interesting idea in the the vampire myth I had never heard before but the plot is scatterbrained. Acting sucked for most of the people there and fighting was not as packed as the Blade series.
So sleepy? Yep that is me.
<august> : The funniest potshot at Wesley Clark I know of described him as "Hillary Clinton's cavalry horse."
<Bruce> : Hahaha yep she needs one. Clark is definitly not suited to be president he is a long shot created by the Clintons to try and cement themselves in, kind of like keeping the seat warm for them.
<robert> : Get that god damn politics crap off this webpage. Politics suck! ---- in other politics news : Angel Bush + Peace Bush
<Bruce> : Fine be that way. In other news I rather not be at school. I am bored and my tummy is filled with food I should not have eaten. I need a smoothie.
<robert> : get that god damn school crap off this webpage. Schools suck! ----
<Bruce> : Ok then I will talk about some fine phillies I saw to day. Super hos. Hoes that get my mojo working like no business.
<august> : Edit: stupid joke.
<Bruce> : Comps in this room have been on all night. Free power rocks!
<ep> : bored? try this at your desk. Lift your right foot off the ground and make clockwise circles. Now try to make counterclockwise circles with your right hand.
<Bruce> : That is if I can remember clock and counter clockwise.
Robert:
klerek should put that on his resumes from now on. That is like brilliant.
Did you want the product of that link or am I supposed to die using it before you get it?
I just finished it before I left the house so no testing yet.
<robert> : it should be psymon tested. Supposedly it is ownage.
<robert> : Tyra Banks said her music video (!) is coming out next month. I do not understand. It's like britney doing something other than posing for magazines.
I'm braindead.
<Bruce> : Roger Wilco, Robert. Tyra thinks she can sing? There should be laws against people who are models or singers from entering other entertainment professions like acting.
<robert> : you know it dogg!
<Psymon> : Unreal Tornament II Expanded Multplayer: D+ The game is so good that I could not play any of it. Like it thinks its better then me. The game wouldn't load up. But I have to say the art game looks terrific from pictures I saw. But I thought the game play was a little rusty not being to play and all. So thats why I give it a D+.
<robert> : best game ever.
<Bruce> : Yep, no doubt. I have no idea what went wrong but it seems to hate my vid card cause the error specified a problem with D3D. I am just wondering if I should have been bothered to patch it at all then.
<robert> : patching is for losers. is there a run in safe-mode command?
<Bruce> : I have no idea I did not look up much on it. I just ran it like 3 times and all three times it sucked. I will install it again and try some more after all it is not like I care to do much else anyways. Read school books? Nonsense.
<Bruce> : So sleepy. Will not get home till 6:30 or so today. Gimpy.
<robert> : nuke XMP. it is not worth it. ||||||| It is thursday and there is no survivor. it is thursday but there is apprentice, which is cool, but I want survivor damnit. |||| I sort of am attempting to write a Mozilla Extension, but the thing I want to do is complicated (which is probably why nobody's done it yet). It's like I'm going in for heart surgery on my first try. I've already killed off at least 3 mozilla installs, but my 4th is stable. I'm going for the kill!
<Bruce> : Wait, wait, wait you are workign on mozilla crap instead of making my page more offensive? You bastard!
<Bruce> : I just realized
is looking at the kitty funny. is such a queer.<robert> : Do not Worry. I"ve run in to a brick wall and am already giving up. Here is my progress so far. looks like ownage.
<ROBERT> : SECRET COMMANDS ACTIVATED!
<Bruce> : FORGET WHAT I SAID. DUDE THAT ROCKS!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?
<robert> : it's not obvious? it's the findcanceldevicecancelOHSHI extension.
<Bruce> : Whoa, that sounds them fancy there.
<Bruce> : Hahahahahahaha now that I re-read my own post I get it. Ah the joys of crappy tags?
<ep> : robert, i uploaded two new smily faces that i stole somewhere. they should be in the image directory. file names are finger.gif and finger2.gif
<AzNrObErT> : to aznxb0i9 : I HOPE YOU DIE BY CRASHING YOUR HONDA CIVIC IN TO A TREE WHILE I'M CHASING YOU WITH MY SHOTGUN. THEN I CAN YELL AT THE TREE "WHY U KS??? WHY U KS???"
oh. and COCKBOAT
<timmy> : Evangelion Live Movie conept art. What I want to know is are they renaming Azuka "Kate Rose" or is that the actress playing her? Either way, you get to see what she would looks like non-anime style.
<Bruce> : Ahhhh thanks AzNr0bErT for reminding me the joys of multiplayer gaming.
<robert> : I want to play cool multiplayer games again. gunbound has too many morons. --==-0==0=-9=0 Today's homo moment : singing THe Darkness when I woke up this morning
<Bruce> : The Darkness, is The Suck. Well not really just blah.
<robert> : LET'S START THIS WEEKEND BS. PROGRESS REPORT : 0% DEV 0% DESIGN
<robert> : SATURDAY EVENING PROGRESS REPORT : 1% DEV 0% DESIGN
<ut> : I love the darkness, you know you'd be singing it too. show off your pride by blastin' it through your honda civic. rainbow rocket baby
<Psymon> : Its 2:45 AM playing a weird game called Priston Tale. Like Ragnarok online bu worse.
<robert> : oh nos!
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<robert> : MONDAY NIGHT PROGRESS REPORT : 1% DEV 0% DESIGN. WEEKEND = FAILURE
<Bruce> : It sounds like a success. I am docking your pay for the next quarter now. I might even make your pay crap from M&Ms to smarties.
<robert> : that's what I get for working for a chink / that's what you get for hiring a chink ======= yes
<Bruce> : No!!!!!!!! I got screwed!!! Yea, next time hire an Indian.
<Bruce> : Is it just the UCD IEs that have a problem with this page? It seems like the left hand bar shows up as all code overlapping the posts.
<Bruce> : Kandy was going to trade me Carlos Arroyo and Antoine Walker for Jerry Stackhouse and Jamal Crawford. I rejected it but I wonder if I was stupid. I bet on stupid.
<timmy> : The british are fucked up
<robert> : the correct decision was to not make the trade. === olde ==== fucking isp wouldn't let me connect all of yesterday night. so i played wario ware. that game will never get old.
<robert> : I'm not really a fan of retro shoes, but I enjoy the concept of Nike's AirForceOne Yearofthemonkey editions : pic pic
<Bruce> : Have I ever mentioned before how often you score in life?
<Bruce> : Stupid me, but I forgot to ask in the previous post, are those shoes serious? If so I think I might want one. Moneky pride and all.
<robert> : yes. but they're an Asia exclusive, so your only shot is ebay
<Bruce> : Once again the man has screwed me over. Read about the new Nintendo DS? Sounds like madness. Nintendo is really high right now. Two screens? 128MB of ram? 2 cpus? Whoa sounds insane not to mention the batt life probably would be crap and I think it might be freaky to hold. I think this should have been more like a replacment for the GBA instead of an addtion cause that is just too much crap going on.
<Bruce> : Pink
<robert> : you think the man has screwed you over?? I STILL couldn't get online yesterday. I tried again this morning before work and it still didn't work. Then they taunted me on the radio when I heard the vlade divac commercial for o1 (my modem pool) communications. danm you divac! Don't side with the enemy!
<Bruce> : HAHAHAHA!!! Awesome he just flipped you off. Ok in other news Happy new year and such. I was makign a card but guess what? I GOT HOME AT 8PM WEDS!!! Today I will get home at 8-9PM because of a group project. OH there should be laws against having to be at school from 7AM-8PM.
<robert> : thanks for the warning. looks like stowetel just put on their website that they've switched modem pools to some new guys. o1 was pretty fast, I wonder if i'm going lanset speed now :(
<Bruce> : lanset must bring you so many memories.
<robert> : ditch your group. for religious reasons. then bring them red envelopes. you will be forgiven.
<Bruce> : Bribes own. So you are at work refreshing this page ever 20 minutes?
<robert> : yes. every 20 minutes; give or take 19 minutes
<Bruce> : Sweet, so when do you get off work? I am supposed to be typing and reading real crap but I am reading fark forums.
<robert> : I get off when I feel like the torture can't go on any longer.
<Bruce> : Reading that, I am finding it very hard not to laugh in front of two people here who are also in the room with me.
<Bruce> : I am wasting my time reading low brow here. That is also quite funny.
<robert> : go troll somewhere. that is entertaining. and the school ip address means almost no repercussion!
<robert> : Ha Seung-Jin, 18, a 7-foot-4, 325-pounder from South Korea, is working out in Los Angeles to get ready for the NBA Draft. Sports Illustrated reports he's learning English, but so far knows only two phrases: "Damn, you're fine" and "You're really hot."
<Bruce> : I tried but I suck at trolling I blame it on the too long of threads. Wow he knows a lot. He needs to learn, "I am rich," "Shut up ho" and "More money."
<timmy> : Robotmedia this Saturday. 8pm. Chem 194. I'm driving there straight from whatever Chinese New Year thing my family has planned.
<robert> : did the movie turn out ok?
<timmy> : It seems like it, I'm a little worried about the audio peaking when people are shouting.
<robert> : cool : http://www.dolphin-emu.com/index.php
<Bruce> : Haha I bet Nintendo will kill it in 5 seconds.
<robert> : i screwed myself again :(
<Bruce> : Hey ty, computer merchants called looking for you to help with a win xp roll out or migration in the SF area. Your contact is the retard bill hammond who called my FREAKING PHONE NUMBER! But he called a while ago and it is past time for the message now. So if you are thinking of shooting up smack or sucking a guy off more crack, blame that retard who did not notice my opening voice message that pointed out I am not ty.
His number is: 800 617 6172 ext. 4473
<robert> : what's the dillyo
<Bruce> : I ate Indian food again and I am pissed I did not eat all I could eat. Too spicy for me. That is what I get for trying something new. I get bit in the bottom.
<robert> : winna
<robert> : chinks rule!
<169.237.90.172 left it blank> : I knew I have seen that name somewhere.
So that proves that that is one crazy chink. At first glance I thought I might have been my uncle haha.
Oh yea great job Robert, love the counter.
<Bruce> : Darn can not edit my post here. Too many >s or something. Oh well.
<august> : Bruce, was that Raja's? I loved that place.
<robert> : hahahahah. that chink rules.
<Bruce> : Whoa how did you know I went there? ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?!?! Yep I went there, trying something new and all. Kind of weird being the only person there alone and the only person who had no ability to eat hot foods. Everything was spicy except for the wings, pudding and bread. I ate 4 bowl of pudding and had 4 cups of water to cool my burning mouth and after all of that my lips still felt like fire.
<robert> : posting from a mac. this is weird
<august> : Pudding does not work. Next time, try cycling between bread, water and basmati rice. I also have a problem with spicy foods, but I have a weakness for tikka masala and naan.
<august> : Actually, my original intent was to treat you guys out to Ashoka's of La Jolla, but I figured something more conservative was in order. No Indian, no seafood. What am I to do next time?
<august> : I know, Forever Fondue. All the cheese you can eat!
<ut> : I put tobasco sauce in my chili. mmmm, spicy food.
Relating to that chink post. I say if someone is old enough to make money, he is old enough to buy Vice City. Limiting teens on buying video games is bull shit. It's for our children? Do the children's parent care? If they dont, why should the government do? If the parents do care, then they cant buy the game in the first place. We have more important issue than what kind of videogames we play, like burning the church.
<Bruce> : Hahaha cheese gums up my system. Me being the only one of us who seems to have a lactose intolerance.
<Bruce> : Actually gum sounds cool. Too bad SD is like a lifetime away. Coming back for Spring?
<august> : Do I have a choice? I already booked my tickets.
<Bruce> : We all have choices just that we might not want to make them. I am sure you could stay if you wanted just that you would be wasting the money that you used on the tickets. Since you are comign back how about we go to a place up here to eat? Try a nice German place or something. Davis has a good Austrian Bakery.
<robert> : holla4y9pj oow rm owr somebody buy this
<august> : Assuming I do not fall ill again, that would be fine.
<Bruce> : I assume SD makes a person weak?
<august> : 'Tis the fortunes of school.
<Bruce> : leiberman and clark are such retards. I do not think they can count or understand how people think. Kerry actually seems to be a very good pick, the Dean media coverage blinded me to who would be the real choice. I think if Kerry wins the nomination we will see Edwards get the vp nod. Dean would be a horrible choice 2 yanks is a bad idea.
<robert> : stupid noobs. *()$)%*)$(*%)( I enjoyed knives.mpeg 246357357q357q357 Only 3 days until
<Bruce> : Is work driving you crazy Robert? You are spewing more insanities than me.
<robert> : what are you talking about? --- SURVIVOR + APPRENTICE, OMG, BEST THURSDAYS EVER
<Bruce> : Oh my gosh you replied in like 15 seconds. You do have no life at work. Hey check for arnold's pic on thewall or something.
<Bruce> : Oh yea Thursdays suck without Scrubs. Scrubs owns! Like wonzor owns. Survivor is overrated trash.
<Bruce> : Good gosh Robert can I have Kevin Garnet? I just lost to one of the lower teams. Look like half my roster was afk. Oh the humanity!
<robert> : Because you just said survivor was trash, NO GARNETT FOR YOU! =0=-5034-05=-035- and it was about 3 minutes damnit not 15 seconds.
<robert> : olo!
<Bruce> : Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have screwed myself again! When will I ever learn from my mistakes.
<robert`> : 1st reply to bruce
<robert> : that reply was 2minutes, 24 seconds. new record
<Bruce> : Whoo!!!!
<robert> : that took you nearly 9 minutes. this one is about 15 minutes. haha. ---------------------- Anyway, I upgraded the editlastpost page to allow editing of posts that contain "--" now. It was a simple fix. I changed the code so that instead of just using split once, and returning, it splits, returns info, and then recombines the tail end of the data. blahhhh
<Bruce> : You confused me. It all read like blahhhhhh.
<timmy> : plus Kerry is willing to swear in public
<sobo> : i am so horrible with people. outside i saw this person i recognized and i kept thinking, "where is he from? ok, let's see. is he from that club..." Then he says, "Hi Wesley." and i look again and say "Hi Jin."
<Bruce> : Do not worry about it, gooks all look alike.
<robert> : i forgot to mention that when I took that aol pick your president thing, I got 100% lieberman. hahah
<Bruce> : Whoa I could not get here about an hour ago. In other news I think I hate white mushrooms now.
<robert> : 13 seconds! except it wasn't a reply!
<Bruce> : That is cheating.
<Bruce> : Hahaha ahhhhh I are stupid. Actually when I was posting that I did not see yours before mine.
<Bruce> : worland will not accept my trade of Iverson and Kobe for Snow.
<robert> : what a fool
<Bruce> : You should have collected the gray davis pic when you had the chance I am sure that is to become a collectors item some day.
<robert> : maybe I did!!!!!!!!@#!!!1111111
<Bruce> : Kandy has offered:
F - Antoine Walker (DAL)
for:
GF - Jerry Stackhouse* (WAS)
Bad or good?
<robert> : for 40 bonus points in the survivorallstarsofficial fantasy league, I think a definite lock is picking richard getting naked. you heard it here first! haha
<Bruce> : Worland has offered:
F - Joe Smith (MIL)
for:
C - Yao Ming (HOU)
I have never seen anything more insulting than this in a while.
Been watching 5 min of the superbowl now and it is so worthless.
<sobo> : i think i dislocated my thumb today. hammered it back in with a hammer, i guess i will have a doctor check it in july 2005.
<robert> : Welcome to the club sobo. Repairing yourself owns.
<robert> : survivor thoughts. if you missed it, don't read this damnit. The encore is on tuesday
+ Richard, RobM, Rudy
- Sue, JennaL
What was Jenna doing during the challenge? Riding the raft? Yikes. The raft isn't heavy enough! get on top! haha.
olo at kathy for not using her glasses to help start the fire
Of course red won. They've got 5 men (tom,rob,rob,alicia,sue).
Of course yellow lost. They've got 3 weak women, an aging Rudy, and rupert, just 1 month removed from survivor 7. not exactly physical challenge capable.
<robert> : 2 more things : I attack with my nipplninjastar for 10 damage. : romero got married.
<Bruce> : Davis rocks:
Note: The campus Distributed Authentication services technical issues which are causing degraded service and unavailable periods for all Dist-Auth web services. These include among others:
MyUCDavis
Geckomail
SisWeb
At this time there is no ETA for a solution. More information is available at the IET Outages Page.
Romero rocks. Is it to that whore of his or some new person who decided to mooch? I am surprised that his game has made enough money for him to be in the black if that is the case. I do not hate the game I just think the market was small and therefore not too many buyers.
Raining to class is the suck.
<robert> : it's the 18 year old romanian girl! -- and rain isn't that bad as long as it's not windy too. Damn wind blows the rain under my damn umbrella
<Bruce> : What Romanian? //////// Dang you all for having umbrellas! I do not have one.
<robert> : Romania. oops. i mean www.brides.ru. haha
<Bruce> : Ohhhhhhhh.
<robert> : how much do you guys pay now for your great dsl service?
<Bruce> : Cool get new service that will suck less than my current one.
<Bruce> : Oh yea Robert Monkeyshine is hiring now. So you have Blizzard and Monkeyshine both looking for cheap labor.
I assume that nebu and killcreek were both fired and therefore there are job openings at those two companies. What a score huh? If you get Blizzard fyou can leak crap if you go to Monkeyshine you can stare at Romero's awesome hair.
<timmy> : Damn, Demolition Racing for the Dreamcast is a really fun game.
<Bruce> : Pineapple and onions on a pizza is pretty good.
<robert> : 10:33AM count : 82
<Bruce> : As of 11:11 I only have 69.
<robert> : the suspense is killing me! 89! --- mohomohomoho
<Bruce> : It is 3:47PM now and I have 91! Yea me.
<Bruce> : I think I should retire now. For some reason I read the name Grace and the name Cindy popped out of my mouth.
<Bruce> : Log on problems:
Distributed Authentication related services (MyUCDavis, Geckomail, modem pool, etc.) are experiencing technical server issues. At this time there is no ETA. We will update as soon as more information is available.
Two times in a week? What a score. I guess it is not UCD's fault. At least not totally, I bet mydoom has a play in this but if the admins were not silme molds I bet this would not be such a problem.
<ut> : http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/mc.html
<robert> : 179. when does this end? --- what's more sad : Dennis Kucinich's late night tv debut will be on Kilborn tonight, or that Kilborn has nobody better than Dennis Kucinich to be on his show tonight.
<Bruce> : It is like ended. It was supposed to end in 24 hours but I slept. Here I am at 2:35AM checking Yahoomail and I have 146. So you win. It is conclusive, your wang is bigger.
<Bruce> : ZERO MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<robert> :
<robert> : I don't know what is going on, but last night at around 5:30, I tuned in to 93.7 and they were playing Howard Stern. What is going on? A 24 hour Howard Stern station would be most excellent
<Bruce> : I am carrying on the tradition we started 2 years ago by eating at strange new places and weird new foods. I went to "Orange Hut" today. Over priced crap, not worth it.
<timmy> : well doesn't howard stern start really early in the morning so it can reach as many people going to work as possible?
<robert> : yes yes. 4 hours of live. 20 hours of the best of reruns. all the yummys. ---- I like the quiznos commercials. and this site
<robert> : hey, it's working again.
<robert> : and on that note -> TODAY IS survivor+apprentice+zero mission day. yay yay yay
<robert> : my favorite rumor about survivor allstars is that Richard has a box of matches shoved up his ass. hahah.
<Bruce> : Wow um that is interesting. Sick.
<Ps-mon> : I'm in class doing physics class work surfing the web.
<Bruce> : When did you get a comp in there?
<robert> : wow. psymon is ready for college -------- next time you have a physics test, just post the problem here! ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Bruce> : Yep any one of us can help you fail.
<Psymon> : What is a vector? A) magnitude B)distance C)magnitude and distance D)purple moneky dishwasher
<Bruce> : It is super secret answer E. Screw it all and smoke crack.
<sobo> : physics is for losers. calculus sucks as well. Newton was a hack.
<timmy> : Vector is the way Russians say Victor.
<august> : It is anything you wish. Honestly, I can recall three different and sligthly conflicting definitions posited by various instructors.
<ut> : sobo is correct, check!
<robert> : why the hell am i still here?
<Bruce> : At work or living on Earth?
<ep> : when your password no longer works, its time to pee.
<timmy> : every time is a time to pee
<Bruce> : Aware? Kinda.
As of whatever time it is now I have beaten Metroid Zero Mission on Normal in under 3 hours that unlocked 'hard' mode. Hard mode is harder. I die faster now.
Good game, A for Metroid Zero Mission. Only faults are that it is too short and too much bastard back tracking.
<ep> : Losts in Translation - I lack the attention span to watch this movie and ended up watching it in three sittings. Bill Murray's character reminded me of him in Groundhog's Day, when he becomes totally depress. The movie has its funny moments but I doubt too many people will really like this movie. It takes its time developing the characters. There is no plot, it's simply a movie about two people who are stuck in a hotel and have nothing better. Watching the movie reminded me of some reality tv show that I can't think of the show name right. (+) That chick from Scary Movie plays an airhead actress who starts in a movie with Keanu Reeves. (-) the ending and the beginning. C-
<ep> : Medallion: Jackie Chan's character dies then comes back. The characters in the movie are annoying, why can't they all
<ep> : 28 Days Later: Some tree-hugging hippies break into a lab with infected penguins to try to set them free. The penguins fly out and infect the hippies. 28 Days later everyone is fucked, well almost everyone. Not really a true a zombie movie, in terms of human vs zombies. It becomes, 'Everyone's gone, I'm in charge and you are my Bitch. If you don't like it then DIE.' (+) There is a scene where a black zombie is chainned up by white army guys to see how long it takes the zombies to die. The black zombie eventually is freed by the 'good' guy and the black zombie guy fucks up everyone. (-) Not enough zombies. C
<ep> : Freddy vs Jason: It's like Scary Movie but it's suppose to be scary. I laughed every time someone died just because they deserved to die, except when Jason died that was sad. But then he came back and killed Freddy, which was also sad. But then HE came back. Blah blah blah. So who wins? You win, for not watching this movie. (+) The intro with Freddy, damn funny. 'They all forgot me... sniff sniff. Those fuckers forgot me... why???' HAHAHA (-) Some worthless people lived. C-
<august> : I watched Lost in Translation last Thursday; it had its moments. I found the pacing to be perfect for 10 p.m., but an afternoon matinee it is not. It deserved its Oscar nomination, but I thought the relationship between Aubrey and Maturin in Master and Commander was far more compelling than the transient understanding between Murray's Bob Harris and Charlotte. Of course, there is also that wonderful line from M&C, "Do you want to see the guillotine in Picadilly Circus? No!" LT: B-. M&C: A- for the crapaud bashing.
<robert> : Firefox! what a wack name
<Bruce> : What is a "fire fox?"
<august> : A corny Clint Eastwood movie?
<robert> : firefox
<999999999> : shut up
<999999999> : you are retarded
<Bruce> : I should have figured. I did not check after reading the post. I think the icon for this new release looks better.
<Bruce> : Getting Infernal Affairs 3 now.
<robert> : i blame bruce
<Bruce> : Weird, I have firebird, firefox, pheonoix, blah abl or whatever on comps here and seems as if I am not the only one using it. So queer.
<robert> : not only that, but it also has a virus on it that is spamming my email account.
<robert> : I AM HUNGRY LIKE A HIPPO! --------- scroll to the bottom. Anybody else think the right picture is easier to read than the left? the left looks blurry to me.
<Bruce> : You deserve some VD.
Hungry? Me sleepy!
You know it seems Eurdora 4 can del attachments too. If you had my tiny drive still you could be using that instead of outlook. I wonder what OE looks like now. I have not seen it since ver 5. Interesting....
Is it lazy to not install themes or am I just assuming they all suck?
<robert> : hey bruce : I am serious about the virus thing. fix that computer or get my email address off of there.
<Bruce> : Ok you are scaring me cause I got nothing coming up here.
<ut> : wtf? firebox? SETUP? wtf is that???
<ut> : firefox? virus? fill me in wabut
<robert> : a wacko computer kept sending me emails with Beef attachments. they all had Mad Cow in them. but i was hungry, so i ate it anyway
<Bruce> : Now I can honestly say Robert has holes in his head.
CJD is not 'crazy sexy cool' like Mad Cow is.
Ok the comp has killed the virus I looks all good. I am scanning now to check for more.
<robert> : hahaha. Just got my first virii today right now (12:21). it sent me message.exe.
<robert> : gay. upgraded to firefox at work. i get the damn same urlbar bug that i get at home.
<Bruce> : Haha cool cause according to the comp it was cleaned at 12:08PM or something.
Haha I wonder if it is a Robert thing because I am not getting it at all.
<robert> : it must be. nobody on the forums mentions it. I don't know why it happens to me here and at home. I don't use the same builds or preferences. i am just awesome with that bug.
<Bruce> : Hahaha yep and the virii.
<Bruce> : I do not understand the nightly builds of firefox still say firebird on them.
<robert> : i can't figure out a way to reproduce the bug either. it just happens sometimes, and then stops. i am not happy. i am going back to my old build.
<Bruce> : Sweet random bugs that can not be traced are the best kind. I am so stupid there was a zip file so I did not have to run a dumb installer but they do not link to it on the page. i have to do the ftp crap to get it. Using nightly firefox build now.
Oh yea digging the new icon.
<robert> : i will go try the official build considering I have nothing better to do here.
<robert> : :( no bug yet. my optimized builds have failed me------- simpsons movie : it will probably disapoint, but i want to see it.
<Bruce> : Yep no doubt the Simpsons have become crap not unlike most tv shows the people who are in it are lazy bastards and the writing team is even worse. friends is a great example. only 6 more episodes left? How lame can you be? They could at least finish a real season, not like their jobs are horrible and they do get 1mil per epi and I am sure some cut of the syndication fee.
<VOTE_BOT> : REMOVE KITTY? VOTE YES/NO
<ANON1> : I VOTE NO! THAT KITTY LOOKS MIGHTY TASTY!
<ut> : no on remove kitty, yes on adding pussy. the simpsons having a movie? let's go
<timmy> : It's time for Timmy's "whenever year I feel like it" Oscar bet. If Return of the King wins for both Best Picture and Best Director AND the asian dude wins best supporting actor, I will take out all people who RSVP for a day and time of my choice to dinner. I get to pick the restruant.
<Bruce> : Ok I am in. I bet LOTR wins but I have no idea about some asian freak on the ballot.
<robert> : Lost In Translation : WHERE THE HELL IS KEANU. DO NOT NAME DROP AND NOT DELIVER YOU WHORES. when the credits rolled and I realized there would be no neo, i cried. C-
<Bruce> : Hahaha good thing I did not watch it then. It sounds like a horrible waste of time. Voters in hollywood are all retarded. Oh yea how was the Mexico movie or you never finished it cause of the lack of subs? haha
<Bruce> : I should not take classes that require me to take a 6AM bus to get here I missed the same class twice this week. I am a good student.
<Bruce> : Should I read or post? Post, of course! I am going to install the newest ati drivers. I know the last ones messed me up but high hopes for these!
<Bruce> : You actually have a Firefox link here? You are quite high huh?
<robert> : i am in. i put ken watanabi's winning chance at 1.43%.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico : Speak English please. the Guns are cool, and ladies are nice, but it's still not awesome enough. C.
<robert> : bill murray was my favorite ghostbuster.
<robert> : rupert's idea on survivor yesterday was completely moronic. really man. c'mon. Jerri told Rupert what could possibly happen if they built it that way, and I'm willing to bet it will happen soon.
<Bruce> : Do you have the keyboard yet?
<robert> : shhh. keep it on the down low. word. bomb.
<Bruce> : Okay....
<timmy> : it's valentines day, I've got a girlfriend for the first time, and yet I am not excited. That's weird.
<80.231.148.4 left it blank> : jjk
<Bruce> : Old movies are almost NEVER on my mind but I ran accross a mention of of a super old movie. I am guessing it is like 50-60 years old. It does not matter how old it is just that the music sucks, total lack of SFX and color.
The movie is "The Day The Earth Stood Still." A super old sci-fi movie about first contact and how humans react. I think it s a very good story about humanity in the Cold War era and the nature of people in general. I think the drama was good but more than a bit of over acting. I would wish it was more watchable as in better music instead of that junk from the 50's plus real special effects like computer graphics.
The movie gets a B from me. I thougth it dragged at some points and I hate how the characters acted too weird at times that makes little sense to me. I also know no one else woudl want to watch this movie since it is B&W.
<robert> : WHERE'S MY FUNNY?
I went looking through my cd stacks for an app I needed, and came across JediKnight2. Since I never played it before, I thought I'd try it now.
Installation took 45 minutes. I guess the CD was scratched, but at least it works.
The game is ok so far. I am a cocky bastard who never saves, which means I die a lot and have to restart entire levels. Not fun. I'm a console whore now. I need save points to remind me to save.
I also have to sadly admit the game gives me motion sickness. I can't set the mouse speed just right. It either feels too quick or too slow no matter what I do.
Plus, those 2 years of counterstrike really fucked up my fps skills. I duck and fire without moving. It makes me want to cry.
<Bruce> : You should be crying. You sound like a wuss.
<Bruce> : I am here to proclaim I am the most retarded man on the planet. I played 6 WC3 games last night and won 1. Why? I would like to always blame my allies and in 3 cases that was exactly the case where one spent all his time getting money and another built towers in another's base to kill him oh and the last guy just felt like camping. The rest I think it is as much mine as anyone else since it is a 3v3 type of game I think this is sending a clear message to me to UNINSTALL THAT CRAP. I am sure WC3, if I keep playing it will lead to a heart attack for me. Does this qualify as a funny?
<Bruce> : Yea this is back.
<robert> : they should kill this site off. it's been on life support for the last 3 years.
- Kwod is playing "A Mad World" by Michael Andrews from the Donnie Darko soundtrack and touting it as new music. whatever dude.
- Donnie Darko is better than every movie I've seen in the last 2 months combined.
-- The girl who won Fear Factor last night broke the last standing rule of reality tv. The girl with the fakies never wins. Even in Paradise Hotel they didn't win. But somehow she won Fear Factor. Unbelievable.
<Bruce> : Never watched the evil bunny, probably never will.
There should be an online law where people who are comic writers should never, EVER show their real face or the real faces of anyone there they draw in the comic. It is a horrible thing to see.
H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E!
<ROBERT> : CHRIS WEBBER? MORE LIKE CHRIS WEEDER, AM I RIGHT?
<Bruce> : Wow Robert, are you busy today? You went over an hour before you posted.<robert> : VERY BUSY WATCHING STUFF LIKE THIS http://microgravity.grc.nasa.gov/balloon/blob.htm OOPS MY PINKY IS ON THE SHIFT BUTTON. OH WELL
<sobo> : now i know what my major is about
<robert.> : check out the time of my last post. 14:44:44. I am ownage.
<Bruce> : I am on a barfing roll again. Woo me. Ewww it sucks to see the colors that come out of my mouth. Excuse me, time to go again.
6 pages in one hour. I am so slow now that I am old.
<robert> : Nothing like a little vomit to start your day.
I realized yesterday my fakie theory was debunked long ago by Tina Wesson in Survivor2. I am sad.
now i am happy.
<robert> : OOOO. that new power ranger show stars Jason David Frank AKA the old school Green Ranger. Excellent. I think he's like 40 now.
<ROBERT> : WTF. I LOST TO BRUCE AGAIN. BY 0.9 POINTS. 0.9. I LOST DUE TO THE 2 POINT HOMECOURT ADVANTAGE. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF 0.9
<Bruce> : Hahaha 3/5 me!!!! Hey quit complaining, I lost to worland. For like an untold number of time I scored less than 100. That sucks.
<robert> : i think tommorrow i am going to add font size 5 to the form. 4 just doesn't do my screaming justice.
<Bruce> : Why not just go to 6?
<Bruce> : What is it with firefox or junk that makes the gifs all so fast. Seems wack.
<Bruce> : Which is the correct name for water:
Dihydrogen oxide, Dihydrogen monoxide or Hydrogen oxide?
To be extremely technical the second one is right but oxide means one oxygen atom right? So dihydrogen or hydrogen is right? Some people have said you do not need to say the number of atoms for the first element.
Look at what I think of when I go to forums. My head goes everywhere.
I swore the other day some guy said you can make an EPM weapon for 400 bucks that can destroy a state however I can not find that post again and I want to tell him how retarded he sounds. So little thinking going on in my head.
Oh yea reading editorials from a paper is a great way for me to think about how stupid people are. Message boards, forums and the editorial pages are all ways for people to test their faith in humanity. Reading all those will make you really question if life is so precious.
Thinking is a real dangerous pastime indeed.
Woooo almost made a post of thousand chars. Go me!
<robert> : noob!
<Bruce> : Did you waste your time reading that? If so, HA!!!
<robert> : of course I did. I'm at work. Should I be working instead?
Look at your puny text. it is jealous of my 5 point stature. so mighty.
this font size is great. I think it's big enough so that anybody who even glances at your monitor will be able to read it. Great for computer labs everywhere
<robert> : thursday's are great. nba trade deadline. survivor. apprentice. + soldat + gunbound!
<Bruce> : Too bad no one cares about my screen. Probably cause of the lack of pr0n.
<Bruce> : I hope in your flash class you are learning to make something like this.
It is so fun for me.
<robert> : it looks cool. but where is the fun?
<Bruce> : Did you not play it? THE BALL BOUNCES!!! IT AM FUN!!!!! Oh and when that thing kicks it? Oh yea so cool.
<Bruce> : Hehehe, I like big text.
<Bruce> : Hey youtea, Frys has Crystal Cronicals for sale for 40 bucks. Can you buy me one? Or stuff it down the clevage of the ditz who works in the back room? Thanks.
<robert> : youtea : buy it, open it, beat it, and then finally give it to bruce a couple weeks later.
<Bruce> : I just came back from Chipotle and the chicken was spicy, was it always that way?
<robert> : no salsa? maybe it was the beans? mines has never been spicy.
<Bruce> : No salsa, I think it was the chicken that was spicy. Ah I have no idea why but it did not taste as good as last time. Oh yea after I left the place two bums asked for a pen and when I gave them one they complained it was too small. So I gave them a larger one and they wanted to chat with me. I answered their questions and walked away saying they can keep that pen, which I found. I think they were laughing as I walked away. Also it seems when I was sleeping in the MU I was snoring and some one woke me up cause of that. Paper due in 1 hour and 1 of 3 pages done.
<Bruce> : If you know anything about physics this is funny.
<august> : Outrageous is more like it. I tried reading his diatribe with an open mind, but in chapter 2 (Electron Spin), he claimed that the Michelson-Morley experiment found the ether velocity to be "much lower than they expected." Oh yes indeed, it was found to be statistically insignificant enough to be considered zero, thereby debunking ether theory. And as an engineer, I am well aware that the formulas found in my engineering texts are *simplifications* of the result produced by mathematicians and scientists.
<timmy> : someone I never met before told me he recognized youtea from my movie. He said he recognized Youtea from CS classes and Fry's
<robert> : impressive
<Bruce> : Red vs Blue is just so funny for me. They explain life so elegantly such as pointing out I am a, "God damn idiot."
Thanks Church, you have opened my eyes.
<ut> : er, timimy posted about rvb like long time ago... mm, i'm drunk
<ut> : hey timmmy, who's that person? what's his name? or what's her number?
<ut> : oh bruce, i didnt know you wanted crystal cronicals, i'll get you a piece, cool?
<timmy> : some vietnamese guy. name started with a "L"
<Bruce> : Cool youtea, thanks.
<Bruce> : Hahahaha Mr "She Bangs" in dateline. Wow I had no idea he was so big.
<robert> : thx 2 bruce 4 dat zip thing i asked him 2 do! it works.
<robert> : mpeg compression owns joo all.
Rate this for me : my rubber ball. Give me advice. Are parts too fast? too slow? not enough of a rubber feel to it? bounces too high, too low? etc.
<robert> : (it's ~80K and has no naked breastage. safe for work)
<Bruce> : I think the deformity of the ball is quite extreme and a bit too slow.
It also seems that it moves fast when it first drops and slows later.
Time to go to fail a class.
<ROBERT> : SCREW YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT IS PERFECT A+ YOU BASTARD
but seriously, i'm feeling the too fast, slow thing. that's my big issue right now. i can't get the speed right.
<Bruce> : You know what the problem is? Your eyes like mine are too slnty, if your eyes were round I am sure the ball would not move as freaky.
<robert> : you are on to something. I bet the kitty would like the ball.
last mpeg of the day, and then it's off to home where I will do thid some more! I rule!
<Bruce> : That link does not work it says that it could not be found and like try again.
I bet the kitty would like a monkey too.
<ep> : the ball should bounce faster as it moves out of the frame. do i get money for watching this?
<Bruce> : Not at work ep or you are planning to get fired?
<timmy> : too slow after first bounce, momentum loss is too great
<Bruce> : The slow down is real weird looking and you are a freak for haveing a 4 digit long name as a file extention. It is mpg!!!! not mpeg.
<timmy> : Red vs Blue outtakes
<robert> : thank you all for your help. When I fail, I will blame you like I blame my allies. -- here is my newest one. It's actually shorter in length, but bigger in size (130K). because my computer rocks like that.
<ep> : i was on my 'vacation' yesterday. robert: seond one looks better, now you should add sound to make it cool.
<august> : Ditto about #2, the first was too fast at the beginning.
<Bruce> : Since barfing amuses some people like Robert I would like to give a count for him.
I have barfed 7 times this year. I just barfed twice today after eating some rice that was a bit old. Sobo warned me but as a man I ate it anyways. I barfed at school, Carl's Jr, behind a bbq joint in ep's car, and I can nto remember where else but I am on quite a roll this year as if to make up for last year or something,
I have a paper due tomorrow and I have 1 paragrapgh down, wooo me.
<sobo> : i hope it doesn't become a gooey monster that ravages the city. i would want to be there for that.
<robert> : if you're going to spew, spew into this.
<Bruce> : Having an uneasy tummy, rain and wet pants do not make for a good day.
<robert> : go laugh at the people on the bicycles
<Bruce> : I laugh at those who have pants more wet than mine.
<Bruce> : So Robert what is the secret code to the masked man?
<Bruce> : It only took 5 hours but my pants are finally dry. Bastard puddles.
I like the rain, I really do I just hate being at school when the rain comes.
Ahh man I thought I packed my key looks like I did not from looking around my backpack and crap. Sheesh it is not worth Dling if I can not take it with me.
I have one not too bad paragraph done on that paper I am supposed to do and I thought it had to be 5-6 pages long. Nope only 3-5, that I can do even if my understanding of it is fuzzy. I bet I still will suck at it. It is 12 pages long I would think getting 5 pages of crap out of it should be easy. It is never easy.
<robert> : all that work and my god damn mouse is still on crack.
<robert> : hahahahahah!!!!!!! you troll!
<Bruce> : You see me?
<Bruce> : I think it is clear that I have accomplished wht you could not.
Oh yea 28 sec response time. I am THE man.
<robert> : you = suck
<Bruce> : More like you = envy.
<Bruce> : Are you sick or something, you are not reloading as much. I guess you got flash there or fixing moho?
Oh yea I also feel like there is something stuck in my chest. Feels weird like I need to swollow it to get rid of the problem but still here. Never had this before. Oh well I guess I just need to sleep.
<robert> : oh shi. i am actually doing work! end of the world!
<Bruce> : Hahaha how did you find work? I am clearly not the most awesome troll. On fark some guy made a comment about a guy who survived a concentration camp and a whole flame war went up about Jews, Poles, Hitler, Bush, Holocaust, Jesus and a ton more crap.
<robert> : i am sitting downstairs helping the secuirty guards!!!! oh shi!!! hey u, show me ur badge!!!!
<Bruce> : I am sure you are real scary.
<robert> : this is very cool
<robert> : i NUKED you. do not say that.
<Bruce> : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NuKED!?!?! Why!! You have got to explain all that crap to me I am so confused.
So you are?
<robert> : do not talk about fight club!
Survivor : BEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON. except for the end, but I will deal. Rich, Rob, and Tom are absolutely great. I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED. HAHAHA
Apprentice : blah blah blah. compared to survivor, i couldn't care less. WOW. SELLING WATER. trump must be laughing his way to bank. It's a 1 hour commercial for his products.
<Bruce> : Haha the day I am off school it is sunny and not wet out.
<robert> : POLITICS : Because I am so in to politics and am practically the voice of the entire nation, I will reveal my voting strategy for the upcoming March 2nd primary ::
Option A : if it rains, I will sit at home and play gunbound.
Option B : if it doesn't rain, I am voting for Omarosa and Shii-Ann to get the fuck off my island .
<Psymon> : I'm bored in phy doing nothing. Work is done. Surfing whereever does not get me kicked off.
<Bruce> : And here I thought you loved omarosa.
<ep> : Goddamn, I missed the best episode of the season for survivor (according to robert). My fault for taping the wrong channel, haha. - I bought an umbrella the other day, since mine was stolen last year. Those of you who hate rain can thank me when it stop raining for the rest of the year or whenever my unbrella gets stolen again. - In other news, I got a FREE tshirt again with out having to donate blood. I pity those who do donate blood and do not get a free tshirt. SUCKERS. - You guys want to see jeebus die next weekend?
<Bruce> : You paying for the jeebus?
<robert> : this site is better when I'm angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
<robert> : yes you bitches yes http://www.chipotle.com/email/leapyear/leapyear.htm
<timmy> : shame chipotle burritos suck ass. Meanwhile the time to RSVP for the Oscar contest is over. I think the only people up for it are robert and bruce.
<Bruce The Retard> : I want to work for the Compusa HQ, they are selling Norton Systemworks for free after rebates and Norton AV Pro for free after rebates also but if you want Norton AV you pay 30 bucks after rebates. With the case of SD cards a 128 costs 70 bucks w/o rebats and a 256 with rebates is the same price. Totally confuses me. Plus when you advertise junk for MSRP is stupid too. AGB SP for 99.99? Big deal.
<Bruce The Retard> : Update?
<Bruce The Retard> : Just cause I only watch it I will put this up here for easy reference for myself.
Wave 1 Zim toys:
Invader ZIM
Laboratory Base
Irken Sandwich
Evil Death Bee
SpiderLegs Backpack Attachment
MiniMoose
Dib
Bedroom Workstation Base
Satellite
Laptop
Headphones
(Possibly one other item TBD)
Almighty Tallest Purple
Convention Hall Base
Irken Burrito
Irken Soda
Punching Doll
GIR
Flying Pig/Park Base
UFO Convention Banner
SuckMonkey
Krazy Taco Bag
(Couple other items yet to be announced)
Ms. Bitters
Classroom/Chalkboard Display Base
Apple w/Worm
Blotch Tests
Snake Attachment
Exclusives
Screaming Head ZIM - Retailer to be determined.
Military Mode GIR - Retailer to be determined.
Zim versus Dib 2-pack (alternate heads on both) - Palisades Exclusive.
As for whether GIR's head will open...Anything is Possible!
<robert> : you've been punk'd!
<Bruce> : I can not get this out of my head but I was dreaming that I was looking at the comics and 'Zits' was renamed 'Bowling For Columbine' That felt weird.
<robert> : would you like an analysis?
<robert> : hay guys. stuttering john makes his premiere on the leno show tonight + that survivor loser is on letterman. yes!
<Bruce> : Nah, no thanks I think my insanity is cool in my mind.
<timmy> : Script is done. Tell me what roles you want to play. Not promising you'll get the roles you'll want, but I'll keep them in mind when I do final pick. You can play multiple characters btw.
<timmy> : Vote Padilla for mayor! Not only did he start a low cost law school so anyone who wants to be a lawyer can, he's also a bounty huner!
<Bruce> : Just what I wanted, more lawyers. So they can make laws more confounding and start up more lawsuits that ignore personal responsibility.
I really, really hate bathroom writing. Most of it is vulgar and racist which I cannot stand. Not because of those facts, sometimes it is funny but the sheer ignorance of it all. Very few things get more boring than making fun of gays and blacks are not fit to come to a UC. But on the other hand I find some to be quite amusing. Today I read one that went "Hail Jesus, praise him for he died for our sins." Something like that it was like three sentences long and that is too long for me. But in response one guy said, again I am paraphrasing, "If Jesus knew how often I pounded the gopher he would come after me with a m-16." Hahaha that made my day.
Voting is cool it enables those like me who have an opinion but are under informed to make decisions for those who are lazy, disenfranchised or quiet.
<robert> : I didn't vote today. I didn't read any of the articles/pamphlets/blah on the propositions, nor did I pay attention to any commercials, so I didn't want to vote blindly. Plus, I was too lazy to get up early this morning.
<Bruce> : Polls close at 8 so you still have time to vote.
Oh yea to EP, I think you ware right, going to that mov sounds like a bad idea. Not on the same grounds as yours but it sounds too bloody for me.
I think this comp has a screwy Av scanner it counts only 137 files on this comp. Firefox and Windows add up to way more than 137.
<robert> : no.
+ still don't know what 57,58etc are
<Bruce> : Bond measures to help bail Cali out of the budget shortfall. But later might and probably will cause California to get messed up in paying back the bonds. I love deciding the fates of others.
Evaluating the Zim, toys I want them all except for Ms Bitters, she scares me.
<rob> : tits
<Bruce> : Checkmark for Half-Baked.
<robert> : oh yeses oh yeses
<robert> : hay guys~ finished a project at work. went to talk to the lady who asked me to do it and SHE CHANGED THE SPECS ON ME. oh yesss. Nothing like having to redo the whole damn thing and shift-deleting the old project!
<Bruce> : I want a cow!
<robert> : i just heard about this cool new game : heretic II. anybody heard of it? i heard the Letter E looks cool in it's title.
<Bruce> : Yea also any tips for DLs? If none yea whatever.
<Web> : www.eee.ucdavis.edu/Courses/W04/ENG6
<Web> : Lecture Notes: Chapters 11 - end not sure W04 or WO4
<robert> : what?
<Bruce> : None of your business n00b.
<robert> : Web is obviously trying to tell me something. I believe it is my business. I need to know about chapter 11!
<Bruce> : You want to know? Know the truth? Well that is all about matlab. Do you still want to know more?
I will have to call Gamestop again. I will only pre order Harvest Moon if I get a freaking stuffed cow.
<Bruce> : Kandy drops G Tony Parker (SAS) and picks up GF Jerry Stackhouse (WAS).
Does he know something you did not?
<robert> : ahahah. after stackhouse announced his leg was broken, the next day the owners said f u, go play you bastard. so now he may potentially play. here is link
<Bruce> : Hahaha score me, score you?
<robert> : to me, Parker > Crippled Stackhouse. If stackhouse believes his ankles are shot, he is not going to play as hard. Kandy made a mistake
<Bruce> : Cool cause I signed on to pick him up cause I know whoever I have has to be worse that Parker.
<Bruce> : xvid, you suck.
<xvid> : I'd like to see you try to compress video
<Bruce> : I do not have to, divx does it better and mpeg looks better you suck quit your job and do something else like streaming vid.
<xvid> : go to conclusion
<xvid> : i am great. i am wonderful.
<Bruce> : Hahaha BS, xvid takes up more cpu power than divx on my box but yea great plus in being totally free.
I think someone does not want me to get 'jackass the movie", it has been 31 hours and 90% of the movie is still not done.
<mpaa> : it is me you bastard. stay connected so I can hunt you down
<Bruce> : You will never find me cause your head is stuck too far up your butt and WHO BLABBED?!?
<timmy> : gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
<Bruce> : It is sad there is no sonic near here. That would be tasty. or at least the ads make it sound so tasty. Ohhh tasty.
<Bruce> : ep and I agree, hometown buffet is on the list now. Ohhh my tummy.
In other news I still do not like xvid.
<Bruce> : This is what bordem creates. In other news I still do not like xvid.
WARNING for robert. I know file sizes over 8k scare him, this is 80k.
I bet the "Transferred" will be 0B for 2 months.
<ep> : yeah, it took a total of 3 good pukes before ridding all the crap that i ate there. bad kim chee for not giving money to some boot.
<hometownbuffet> : I ROCK THE HOUSE BIZNATCH
<Bruce> : On Sun I watched the first episode of Alaias in weeks I am totally out of the loop. It is cool 2 shockers in this episode now I need to find the other episodes before some one like Robert spoils them for me.
Ohhh I get a tummyache now.
Essay due in 1 hour 20 min and I am here.
<robert> : 3 weeks ago they revealed weiss was gay and vaughn was bi.
<robert> : and sloane is a robot. Made by Jack.
<robert> : and jack is a robot too. Made by Sloane!!!! Because the real Jack died in the last 2 years!!!!!
<robert> : the real jack died by heart attack when he found out Marshall got laid!!!!!! He said "NO WAY!!!!" and collapsed.
<robert> : and then at the funeral, Vaughn said "Jack was my dream man" and Weiss was all like "dude. mines too". and they were like "oh shi. you are gay too?" and then they got married in San francisco!!!!!!
<robert> : and then Lauren showed up and went up to Vaughn and said "how you doing?" and he was like "dude, i love the ladies!" and weiss was all like "nooooooooo" and then sloane saw Weiss crying and was like "how can i make you happy again?" So Sloane made a Jack Robot for Weiss to screw!!!!!!!!!!
<robert> : OOPS. ^^^^ SPOILERS!!!!!!!
<Bruce> : See I said Robert would spoil it all and thanks for clearing everything up. In other news Lauren is such a ho (see you can never trust a foreigner) and Slone is her dad? AWESOME!!!
<robert> : I liked the part with the FORD LIKE A ROCK BUY FORD NOW HEMMY POWERED cars.
oh nos a honda is in my way. No problem! Ford Mustang power!!!!!!
oh nos a ford focus is in my way. Problem!
<Bruce> : Oh crap yea I wanted to mention how often they pimped Ford. Badguys in black mustang, Good guys in a blue? F150 (haha how she actually said F150) and that Focus that blocked them. I first noticed this last season when Sydney and Vaughn were chasing Slone in some European city, and the car Sydney was driving was a Ford Focus SVT cause they ZOOMED IN on the Focus SVT name. AWESOME!!!!
It is kinda sad you recognized the cars. I think it is sad I remembered some tiny thing from last season.
Oh yea guess what? I gave up on the tracking cause I have better use of my cycles and bandwidth. Maybe on a slow day I will turn it on again.
<Bruce> : Torrent update!
"ERROR
rejected by tracker - requested download is not authorized for use with this tracker"
The people have spoken.
<Jackie> : you all my bitches
<Bruce> : Jackie, you sure have a funny face.
<Jackie> : WHAT YOU SAY? KARATE CHOP!
<Bruce> : You need to calm down, seems like you have too much kim chi in your sytem.
<Jackie> : back for more???? KARATE CHOP NUMBER TWO!
<Bruce> : Lighten up on the shark, it gets your blood hot.
<Jackie> : My Karate Chops must have damaged your brain because that last statement makes no sense at all.
<Bruce> : Makes no sense to you because you have taken too many chops to the head.
<Sla-gi-oh> : Yu-gi-oh Tourney Saturday in Pleasanton.
<Bruce> : Judging, great way to make money.
<robert> : This video is pointless and dumb. That said, I still want to join the CIA. Because I am a bad ass. But they won't hire me because I am a dumb ass.
<Bruce> : That vid is scary, she is a floating head. Just like Max Headroom only not.
<august> : The last time I checked, the CIA wanted a personal essay to go along with a resume, but the NSA required only a resume and cover letter.
<robert> : oh shi. EP SAVED ME!!!!!!!!!
the fantasy playoffs just started, and going in to the last game, the bracket was going to be me #4 seed vs #5 seed EP.
But on the last day, EP Beat #3 seed Africa, sending him in to a tie with me record wise. But Africa loses to me in the tie breaker, giving me the #3 seed and the first round bye in the west!!
That doesn't make any sense at all to anybody but me!!!!!!!!
<Sla-gi-oh> : Think they pay judges in booster packs.
<Bruce> : I would ask the contestants to pay me in their favor.
<robert> : very cool. I can use it download Top secret information from the CIA, and then stab people with a corkscrew. That is my dream
<Bruce> : That reminds me, where did I put mine. That sounds really cool but man it would make one so very bulky. Mine is about one inch thick. I think you need more tools myself like many different screwdriver heads.
<robert> : i nuked my own post!
<Bruce> : Pretty sly there.
<robert> : wat apprentice news. "Kristi, Ereka, Katrina and Amy were offered Playboy for $250,000 each ... but opted to do a group spread (*cough*) for FHM. There's no nudity in FHM, and they're doing it for free." wat wat wat where is omarosa
<Bruce> : I think that goes to prove that there is mercy in the universe. Also I am sure the brits hate black people.
<robert> : what kind of "business" woman turns down $250K to pose naked and instead poses 1/2 naked for free? ???
NOT ME. SEE ME IN PLAYBOY PAGE 48 AUGUST 2004.
this is cool ( you have to click on "The Spoiler" on the book to get it to start) . I had that book as a kid.
<robert> : there really is a spoiler at the very end of that flash animation. so don't watch if you care about survivor tonight
<Bruce> : Haha that is a nice animation, I had no sound on so I hope sound was not important. I did not understand it the end meant anything I just think "The Street" is cool. Also I assume they think that going nekkid = bad for business unless you are an escort or b grade actor.
<robert> : hay guys whats going on
The Grizzlies are tied with the mavericks for 5th place. that is unbelievable.
<Bruce> : Jack is the coolest guy ever.
<timmy> : recycling web designs is fun
<robert> : yes. I agree. Jack is easily the coolest character on television today.
<robert> : who wants to play in a march madness tournament pickem bracket thing?
<Bruce> : Ok I will be in, can I vote for Duke?
<robert> : of course you can. I need bracket website pls
<robert> : this is a pretty good read.
and where is my bracket plssssssssssssss
<ut> : best
<ut> : please get rid of that above post.
<ut> : >
<ut> : best swf ever
<ut> : NWF above
<Bruce> : Nope I vote to keep it all there. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
<ut> : hey man, typo
<robert> : Post a lot and it will all disappear
Last night on Kimmel they had a comic named "Kevin Shea" on. It was weird because 1) he was asian 2) he was actually funny. awesome!
<bruce> : Yea standup comics on talk shows have a 98% chance of sucking. I blame it on the fact they can not curse or offend, offensive jokes rock.
<robert> : hahahahahahha. this page is l33t. hahahahahahhaahahaahhaahahah
<robert> : armageddon is amongst us! this server is ready to explode
<robert> : useful : http://bugmenot.com/
<timmy> : Wait, Kevin Smith is going to take nude photos of his wife doing another man for Playboy? That's just f*ed up.
<Bruce> : Is something breaking?
<robert> : he wants their daughter to be f'ed in the head
and this page does have a problem. i will not post the exploit here though. hahah
<Bruce> : He already took pics of her for playboy with another man.
Good job then. I take it the Ut post exposed it? If so drupal time?
<robert> : i'm not going to modify drupal any more. It's too time consuming. And if nobody likes drupal, I
<Bruce> : No one likes drupal. It has an ugly logo. So you will fix the quackmonkey page?
<robert> : it depends what "fix" means
<Bruce> : Fix can almost mean nuke.
<robert> : interesting
<Bruce> : Sleepy, no one here. Dance.
<robert> : i hate my optical mouse. I may go back to the ball mouse. Getting stuck is much less annoying then random hopping all over the screen while you're using a mouse intensive program (F U LIGHTWAVE)
<Bruce> : Hahaha cool, mine is double clicking abnormally and lost a foot and yours can not track? I used to have random hopping but that was due to old mouse and a weird surface.
<robert> : When I was playing Jedi Knight 2, in the middle of a light saber battle with one of those bastard splinter cell guys, my mouse would go insane, and my dude would spin around like a ballerina.
<robert> : oh shi
hey guys. guess what. Today will be my last day working here!!!!!
why? Why you may ask? PINK SLIP DAY???
PINK SLIP DAY? MORE LIKE RESIGNATION DAY. MORE LIKE I'M QUITTING DAY. MORE LIKE I'M OUT LIKE GROUT WHEN YOU USE SHOUT DAY.
<robert> : now where the hell is my boss.
<Bruce> : I so hate windows explorer.
<robert> : In the latest issue of Spin (April04 Kurt Cobain Cover) there's a 1 page thing about Peanuts with Bondocks creator Aaron McGrueder. 3 of aarons favorite Peanuts Comics are shown, and holy crap, they are gold! This is old school Peanuts. 1950 style.
Comic 1 :
Girl : Will you still love me when you've grown up and are rich and famous, and I'm just a Poor Little Girl?
Boy : Sure, I will...
Boy : And will you still lvoe me if you get rich and famous and I don't have anything?
Girl (looks Away from boy): That will be different.
Comic 2:
Lucy : Here comes Charlie Brown!
Girl : Let's Ignore him! Pretend you don't see him!
Charlie (walking) : *musical note*
Girls : ?
Lucy : he Went right by!!
Lucy : Well, how about that?!
Girl : Who does he think he is?!
Comic 3 :
Girl : We can't play with you any more charlie brown
Lucy : Our mothers said that you're too much of a roughneck!
Charlie : Me?! ... A Roughneck?
Charlie : They said that about me?! You mean me? Charlie Brown? A Roughneck? Me? you mean ME?
Charlie Brown (walks away smiling)
Girl : I've never seen anyone look so happy.
<Bruce> : I am not afraid to make predictions and guesses. I think Jersey Girl, Girl Next Door Mean Girls and 13 Going On 30 will be some of the best movies this year.
Worst will be punisher.
Oh yea I found some glasses at school and I thought it would be helpful to turn it into the lost and found. Doing so I was late for the bus and had to wait an hour longer than i wanted to.
The lesson? Take your pick:
Stealing saves time.
No good deed goes unpunished.
<robert> : best movie? MORE LIKE BREAST MOVIE. am i rite?
<Bruce> : Eh no big difference.
<timmy> : Ha ha ha! Did I mention I broke up with my gf and so I have to find new ways to distract myself?
<robert> : I suggest taking up Yoga. If you get really good, you may master the Yoga Fire. Then you can try new skills like the Yoga Flame and Yoga Teleport
<Bruce> : Milk is bad. Just like allergies and rotten meat.
<slade> : I've taken karate. I never got good enough to master the fireball.
<ep> : i suggest jogging that way you can avoid fireballs.
<slade> : I shaved my head...ready for yoga.
<ut> : sumo's the way to go. ehonda's the friggin playa. *hundred hands fap!*
<robert> : N.E.R.D - Fly or Die : WTF. GET THIS GOOD CHARLOTTE 30 YEAR OLD TEENAGE ANGST FAG OFF MY PLAYLIST. go all wannabe punk elsewhere please. I thought Pharell knew better. I would rather have Timberlake. No Grade Yet.
<Bruce> : simpsons is offically awful now. Good job stealing a skit from SP, doing it badly and 20 years late.
<robert> : uppity up up up
<Bruce> : The trailer for Kill Bill 2 sucks.
I do not know about others but whenever they mention a director I could hardly care less. Honestly I can not tell what director does. When they plaster on a poster, "a film by:" I never get it. Seems like some extremely narcissistic act of the director to make him or herself the real point of the movie. I think decent writing is better than directing. I think Kevin Smith movies had some bad or just decent directing but the writing is cool and that is what I liked. Maybe the camera work just sucked, I am not sure. But with "kill bill 2" I see a 'film by' and I have a reflex to roll my eyes. Oh yea main point of why the trailer sucks, NOTHING HAPPENS. I watch trailers for cool scenes not this lame talking by Uma Thurman talking about the last movie. That junk above is just something I felt like saying.
I have written 164 words. I am not very proud of me now.
<Bruce> : Done and I will be late to getting to my ride and she will be pissed.
<ep> : tarantino likes to promote himself every chance he gets, if you didnt know that already. see his other films.
<Bruce> : Nope only have seen kill bill, nothing else.
<Bruce> : To quote my grandma:
Wearing that shirt (red hadoken one from game skins) you look like a Japanese boy being so short and fat.
<whwhwwwat> : During last weeks recap episode of the apprentice, Donald told Jason that he needed to show at least some compassion. The week before that Nick showed some compassion in giving back the money for the advertisement that blew up.
So what does that mean??????????? Isn't it obvious!!!!!!!!!! Omarosa wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what
<whwhwwwat> : During last weeks recap episode of the apprentice, Donald told Sam that he was a crazy man. The week before that Carolyn went crazy.
So what does that mean??????????? Isn't it obvious!!!!!!!!!! Omarosa wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what
<Bruce> : Hey EP I got your kimchee.
SPRING SUCKS!!!!
<ut> : LET'S GO SEE KILL BILL 2!!!
<Bruce> : Yes no doubt we will see Kill Bill 2. I want to know what happens. Even Robert wants to know and he did not like 1. That or he likes flushing money.
When I want tissue and have none around I can get very pissed off about it. I ran out today so what I did was take some leaves as tissue to help me pass the suffering then broke some junk in a rest room to get more paper. I so need that paper.
When a good game does not run on your box it is time to upgrade. I have found such game and I want to upgrade.
Hear about the Xbox price drop? I wonder if it is worth it for 150? Nah GC is ok enough now and I still have my box here that has GB. If I have a need for a new box it would be for sleep and room. None of this crappy load time I have been dealing with for a while. Unlike Robert I have very little pateince.
<robert> : i don't want to see kill bill 2. :~~~~( what are you talking about.
<robert> : the survivor sucks message boards are my favorite source for sophomoric humor. This made me laugh, but it's not that funny at all
<slade> : i like holidays...paid holidays.
<ut> : the first person who messaged me by the end of today will get a free gift.
<ROBERT> : Well well well. So me and Bruce discussed doing something to this particular web site that would CHANGE ALL OF HUMANITY AND STOP THE WAR IN IRAQ AND START THE WAR IN CANADA. This was supposed to happen on Tuesday. But I didn't do it. And Bruce didn't do it either. So I am here to announce that it is finally happenning right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO I LIE!!. JUST KIDDING!! APRILS FOOLS NO WAR IN CANADA 4 U!
and in more relevant news, I want this issue of Details (scroll to the bottom) And, yes, I was paid handsomely to pose for that picture. NO I LIE!!. JUST KIDDING!! APRILS FOOLS NO PIC OF ME IN DETAILS 4 U!
AND OMG I LIED WHEN I SAID I LIED. !!!!!!!!!! THE BIG THING IS HAPPENNING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! THE SITE HAS MOVED AND I AM THE GAY ASIAN MAN IN DETAILS!!! FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO DTFX.QUACKMONKEY.COM OR DATAFOX.QUACKMONKEY.COM
CHANGE YOUR BOOKMARKS!!!! AND ALL 0 OF YOU IDIOTS WHO ACTUALLY LINK TO THIS SITE NEED TO CHANGE YOUR LINKS TOO! OMG OMG OLO OMG OMG
datafox is this way