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Rejection Reply Letter

Dear Hiring Manager,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.

After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that
I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position
in your department. This year I have been particularly
fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of
rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all
refusals.

Despite your companies' outstanding qualifications and
previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that
your rejection does not meet my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will assume the position in your department
this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

 

 

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