Colonel
Sanders:
I missed one?
Bill
Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 2000, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your check book--and Explorer is an inextricable part of the
operating system.
The
Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed
the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of
crossing the road justify whatever motive there was.
Richard
M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road.
Saddam
Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Saddam
Hussein #2: It is the Mother of all Chickens.
Dr.
Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not
been told!
Martin
Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Joseph
Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my
omelette.
Mulder:
It was a government conspiracy.
Darwin:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such
a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Darwin
#2: It was the logical next step after coming down from the
trees.
The
Pope: That is only for God to know.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Plato:
For the greater good.
Aristotle:
To actualise its potential.
Karl
Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Albert
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Pyrrho
the Skeptic: What road?
The
Sphinx: You tell me.
Captain
James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
O.J.:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
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