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The Blonde
& the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to
each other on a
flight from Los Angeles to New York City. The lawyer asks
if she would like to play a fun game? The tired blonde just
wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to
catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy
and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me $5, and vise versa." Again, she
declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know
the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and,
figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to
the game. The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill
and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes
down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with
his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no
avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some
more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands
the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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