Alright, now, every big site, and webmaster get's lame e-mails and such. Well, like all mean webmasters, I'm going to start a 'lamers' section of this site. Here I will post lame guest book signitures, lame e-mails directed to Rami or myself. So, have fun, and if the person left their e-mail address, it'll be posted here. But keep in mind what seems like a 'real e-mail address' (the.painless@paradiselost.co.uk) from a 'fake one' (jenny@eminemsucks.com). Otherwise, if you wish to e-mail the person back, feel free.
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Name: Me
E-mail address: me@dustinisabitch.com
Homepage URL: http://-x-Remote Host: 24.94.174.232
Date: Monday June 5th 2000 05:23:28
The Truth: Okay, this is getting really dumb now. Obviously Jenny is so warped into making herself look dumb thinking she's going to make me mad, when it only takes a mere 2 minutes of my time to copy, rebuttle her messages and delete them from the guest book. I am from now on blocking out all homepage URL's that have to do with porn or music that others do not care about. It's that plain and simple. And this is retarded.
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Name: mike Comments: If this so called metel band is so good, then why have i not heard of them? I think it is because they suck and are only a little garage band. Who cares if they have been around for 12 years and working on their 8th album. That doesn't make them famous and good at what they do. Now if you want to make a website about a kick ass band them why don't you make one of Black Sabbath, or Metallica, or something like that, but no you have to make some dumb ass website about a band that very few people have heard of. Get a life and do something more creative with your time.
E-mail address: mike@charlesmanson.com
Saturday May 27th 2000 07:57:58
Remote Host: 207.109.208.97
The Truth: Well, perhaps the reason this person hasn't heard of Paradise Lost is because all the guy listens to is popular music in the U.S. This is not a site generally dedicated to Paradise Lost. It's a site about the official Paradise Lost IRC Channel. Garage Band? I think if you checked the sales on European Billboard charts you would know that their last album, Host, sold more copies than any album they have ever made (and Host wasn't even their best yet). Paradise Lost does not get a lot of acclaim in the U.S. because of people's stuck up music tastes for Boy and Girl groups and alternashit. See, Metallica for us is like Paradise Lost for every other part of the world. People world wide, besides the U.S., worship Paradise Lost, at the #lostparadise channel, we have gotten people from all over the world here. U.S., Finland, Sweden, Austria, France/Syria (rami's stupid ass *cheers*). Granted, Metallica and Black Sabbath are great, I love em and listen to em a lot, but I am the webmaster and a high op on the official Paradise Lost chat line, not the official Metallica or Black Sabbath chat line. I think that this is an added touch from the postings that 'Jenny' and 'Jeff' have made recently. Cause people don't come here to this site to make fun of Paradise Lost unless it was a joke. I mean, keep posting, everyone has loved reading these so far! Hell, we're getting 100 hits a day now!
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Name: Jenny Comments: You are a bitch!!!
E-mail address: jenny68@kc.rr.com
Homepage URL:Remote Host: 24.31.254.207 Comments: He He. Marshall Mathers. What the fuck kind of name is that. Here is a cool link for you http://-x- Enjoy!!!
Date: Friday May 26th 2000 10:46:48
The Truth: She got mad cause I am humiliating her slut self in front of many people. I am almost betting this portion of the site will be building up solely on her and her nerd boyfriend.
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Name: Slim Anus
E-mail address: jenny@eminemsucks.com
Homepage URL: http://-x-Remote Host: 24.31.254.207 Comments: You are an asshole. And your band sucks!! You'll never make it! LOSER!!! And Slim Anus's new album sucks too, idiot!!!
Date: Thursday May 25th 2000 11:23:58
The Truth: What does Slim Shady/Eminem have to do with Paradise Lost? What does the Insane Fag Posse have to do with Paradise Lost? Some people don't understand...and next, more grammer errors. If you are asking a question, use a question mark at the end of your sentence, not a period. And I would almost garuntee no one would care for Insane Clown Posse, as these people probably don't know who they are. Take note that Paradise Lost AND Eminem sell more album's than Insane Clown Posse, as Eminem went triple platinum on his first album, and ICP can't even stay on a single label for very long cause they suck and the industry knows it. Paradise Lost keeps getting bigger offers, such as EMI when they recorded Host. And they are known world around. ICP hasn't been heard outside of North America barely. Pay no attention to these gay fags in make up, in case any of you check out that link. Cheers!
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Name: Jeff
E-mail address: slipknot-freak@kc.rr.com
Homepage URL:
Remote Host: 24.31.254.207Date: Thursday May 25th 2000 11:19:48 Comments: Dustin you are a fucking idiot!! Why in the hell would you use "Jenny's Lair" for somethin glike this. Oh well, I have a new site. Thanks dickhead. Oh and to everyone who views this guestbook, Dustin is nice for awhile and then he will just turn on you like a snake, so never trust him. He built a site for me and then just turned on me and wouldn't give me the site info, so now he turned Jenny's Lair in to this "shit" Jenny
The Truth: Paradise Lost will never make it? I believe Paradise Lost has been around for 12 years now, working on their 8th album, and are one of the biggest metal bands in Europe (even the biggest in the world). And again, what does Slim Shady's new cd have to do with this? Oh, and notice how this guy calls me an idiot. Shall I point all your grammer errors for you? I don't think you should go there, cool guy. Sentence 1 and 2 should have been summed up into one. Sentence 3 and 4 should have been summed up into another one. Sentence 5, it would be Slim Anus' (slimm-aey-nuhs-is), not Slim Anus's (as to be pronouced 'slimm-aey-nuhs-is-es'). At least he got the last part correct, comma THEN idiot. But, how does that make me the idiot because someone think's Eminem's new album sucks and cause this guy can't write properly? Oh well.
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Name: Jenny
E-mail address: jenny68@kc.rr.com
Homepage URL:Remote Host: 24.31.254.207
Date: Thursday May 25th 2000 11:17:04
The Truth: Okay, here's the situation here. I made a website for this girl. She acted like a bitch and everyone who really knows me knows that I don't take shit from anyone, and I get back 10 folds. Well, I deleted all her files off of her ftp space and placed the #lp site in it, as you all know we have had constant html problems lately with the server. Oops, I forgot that she had a cjb.net redirection on her site. So, when she goes to her old site URL, she ends up here, thinking I changed her site into something else. Which isn't true. And I don't turn on friends, I turn on people who think they are gonna pull one over on me, treat me like shit, then beg for forgiveness. When a. she's a slut anyways, b. I don't forgive people who fuck with me anymore, so, yes, it's me who's the asshole. But, everyone knows I'm an asshole. So, yes everyone, when you see d, don't talk to him, cause he'll turn his back on you. I mean, afterall, the majority of you have only known me for...oh...a year now...And why would anyone give a shit about 'Jenny's Lair' a site for some girls porn who has only been doing that trash for 2 months, rather than Paradise Lost, the biggest and best metal band known the world over the last 12 years? That's cause Paradise Lost is thee best!
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